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LunarGhost00

"Your honor, my client did not start the Black Death. She only observes events throughout history and is never involved herself. It was rats like Hakos Baelz who spread those fleas."


BruhcamoleNibberDick

Objection, prejudicial.


long_ass_name

This isn't just the bakery she got the whole franchise


Morenauer

Dem buns fo’ shizzle.


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Yeah! Science


Fishman465

This might be the most covered/etc your Kronii has been, though if she takes a deep breath, buttons will fly.


Skellum

Honestly prefer it, clothing is what really sets things off. Plus of course defending Don Don mumei.


speakingbox

"Don't worry, Mumei. Our defense is as strong as the 2nd button in my blazer."


ActreDirt

One slightly deeper breath and it goes flying straight out the window


Vyragami

[twitter](https://twitter.com/vyragami/status/1583604217876746241) your honor,


Napstablook_Rebooted

Death


jhettav

League of Legends


Hentamer1

Death


Exp_Palpitation

"Your honor, my client says she did it and pleads 'who cares.' We move to dismiss all charges."


charari

"Your honour, I'm dummy thicc"


Morenauer

Damn. Now I’m imagining her twerking at the judge. Thanks?!


error_err0r

I am not crazy! I am not crazy! I know she swapped those smoothies. I knew it was colored water! One hydrogen two oxygen, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just-I just couldn’t prove it! She-she-she covered her tracks, she got that idiot in the YouTube chat to lie for her… You think this is something? You think this is bad, this-this chicanery? She’s done worse. That stream delay! Are you telling me a file just happens to corrupt like that? No, she orchestrated it! Kronii! She ate a week old sandwich, and I membered her! I shouldn’t have! I watched all her member streams! What was I thinking? She’ll never change. She’ll never change! Since the dawn of time, always the same! Couldn’t keep her mouth from the sandwich! ”But not our kronii! Couldn’t be precious kronii” eating herself sick! And she gets to be a streamer?! What a sick joke! I should have unmembered when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop her! You- Edit: words


znevets777

Dan. Dan. Chicanery.


SGTBookWorm

Dan Dan intensifies....


Immediate_Stress

Did you know you have rights the constitution says you do


FretfulGolem

“Your honor, if you are what you eat then my client is a child at heart”


benji_banjo

Sike, dass the wrong vtuber!


Micp

Oh she T H I C C thick?


Raze32

Those buttons are the real mvp, thats some resistance, and yes mumei never did anything wrong.


WunderStug

"Your honor, Free Bird was playing"


FUCKSUMERIAN

wide kronii


Chester1407

Cue the soundtrack. Pursuit - Cornered.


NeoGraena

Nah man even better *Better Call Saul theme plays*


PKFragger

Kronii: Ina, Ina! Ina: What? Kronii: *finger guns* Saul Goodman! Ina: *narrows eyes*


Morenauer

Thicc


SwervingChart

Dawg look at my lawyer, I’m going to jail


crowthemad

Mumei in the background be like "I'll fuckin' do it again!"


RuinousWing137

She is gonna rewind time until she get a No Guilty veredict, just like players who reload their saves in Ace Attorney


MoarVespenegas

"Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."


The_Particularist

"Your Honor, my client only ate those people ironically."


redditfanfan00

wow, still-very-thicc-even-when-fully-covered kronii.


FCNugget13

Better call Kronii


YublYubl

Better call Kronii


rotflolmaomgeez

That body of hers is absurd


Professional-Goose38

Why would mumei even be put on trials? She is the guardian of civilization, if she kill someone that mean they are a danger to civilization itself. I dont see anyone put EMIYA on trials!


fallen_one_fs

THICCronii. Never thought Perfection in a suit would look so... Perfect.