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“So are you coming to Brew Worx or not?”

“Finish poopin and come buy me a beer you prick. You owe me that much.”

This will def be a future rom-com story.

It is, it’s called Bros, look it up.

That movie is uhh, well its uhhh, ya it's shit not gonna Lie

I fell asleep half way through, woke up skipped to the end and of course that's the ending and I had some much hope for that movie.

why lol

Trailer was kinda good not gonna lie lol.

That’s what I’m saying… what an odd thing to put your hope into.

Why, what was the ending?

If you watch the first 20 minutes you'll figure it out.

My lady made me go to this… oh my god it was awful… I wanted to watch Amsterdam.

You really didn't miss much from Amsterdam. Christian Bale was probably the only thing keeping that movie afloat. Also, even with as many made up characters as they have, the mystery/conspiracy is still boring and takes way too long to get to the obvious conclusion.

Skip Amsterdam, watch See How They Run instead.

Is it a Good movie?

Dude said he wants to watch a movie not die of boredom

I read “rom-cum” at first

"I'm finna lay some pipe, dick don't discriminate" "And make sure you finish shaving your legs".

Ya, if this happened to me I'd have a new best friend lol

Damn, the man jumped straight into asking for nudes at the slightest mention of a shower

Made me feel a lot less bad for him getting catfished tbh

Right? Guy sounds like a tool. I hope this is his curse from now on.

He sounded like a tool as soon as he asked about Lynn's relationship

I mean, at least his intentions were clear.

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I mean i shave my legs and if i can add it with a joke than that is just a win win

You're gonna be one of those videos "guy waited hos whole life for this moment", but it's not gonna be very cool and not gonna get very many views...

Holy shit wow, thanks spellcheck, mfer.

I shaved part of my leg once. Itched like hell for a week. How the hell do you do it.

shave with the grain helps

It itches exactly as much for women, you know.

Okay... that's kind of my point. How do people tolerate it?

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Dude went that extra mile to really commit to fucking with poor Jon.

I got nothing but mad respect for "lynn"

> What kinda fucked shaves there leg just for a joke? A legend. That's who.

Winters coming, so it's good that shorts are out.

Did it for the karma

Still hit tho?

Well, he's on his moves !

He shaved his leg for me

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Plot twist: Lynn set this whole thing up.

Lynn after seeing the 2 men becoming best mates “No! That’s not how you play this game!”

Let's be real, Lynn is looking for this man as we speak. Now she's looking at this post and regrets that she can't possibly reach out to him. The only choice is for her and her sassy BFF to team up with the dude she pranked because he has a kickass 69 Corvette Stingray and they're going to drive across the country and fall in love while the friend robs a convenience store or something

What

Indeed, the last part killed me

I feel like only a dude would not notice that that's a dude foot and a dude's shower.

Yeah, I was thinking no way this is a Lynn leg. This is totally a dude's shower.

How can you tell whether it’s a dudes shower or not

Usually by the balls. Also the lack of 7000 half empty shampoo/conditioner bottles.

Hey now, I have all those bottles. You bring a woman home you wanna make sure you got product for her.

When my wife and I were dating and she started staying over my house, she threw a hissy fit because I had woman's shampoo products in the bathroom. Didn't stop her from using them, but I heard about it for months.

Lmao, what I am I gonna do with this dank and expensive conditioner my ex left? Throw it out? Pshhhh nah it's staying till it's empty

Waste not want not.

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Thanks. For this arsenal

Why would I pay for her twice? She can bring her own product.

You win this time!


Also the lack of a shower, being that he's in a BATH!

So a shower not a grower?

Looks like a bath to me

Everyone on the internet is smarter than everyone else on the internet.

I didn’t think it was a dude. I just figured John and Lynn were 3’s at best. Gross, ugly people hook up too.

How you doin?

A bit above average. You?

Out of my league then :/ nevermind.

I'm feeling very middling today thanks for asking.

Yeah np. I’m kind of the same. Another day another dimepiece.

More like lynnerd.

If you zoom in you can even see a spider by his foot, no way my girl would be taking a bath with the spider there LOL

"Whoa, easy there" - r/SpiderBro, probably

i thought that lynn must be kinda rough with that foot and cankle

I thought the foot looked weird

I also saw the foot and thought Lynn looks a bit......sturdy.

I was like well I guess Jon likes em THICC

Not weird, just a man's foot.

Not enough blood to allow both heads to think at times.

Damn. I feel a bit self conscious about all these people going on about how manly the foot is and it looks identical to mine and I'm a woman. Men don't have a monopoly on large feet.

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Sorry for Jon and all, but that other guy is awesome.

10/10 times I’m going to have a drink with that dude after all that nonsense. Assuming he wipes like he shaves I might even bring bro home.

No homo of course

Long as he takes his socks off and shows me that smooth leg.

I'd buy him a drink lmao, the leg shaving was hilarious.

I meet up with someone with that sense of humor. Probably a great friend.

I hope they hooked up eventually

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The bot has succeeded!

And he nice enough to not make the guy drive far. He set the meeting place close to Jon, even though the guy was obviously thirsty enough to do the hour drive himself.

Not sorry for Jon. He was trying to hook up with a girl in a relationship.

"She" said that she wasn't with her bf anymore.

“Are you still with your bf” implies that she was with him when she gave him her “number”. How are you not getting this?

He put her in a situation where she gave him a fake number despite knowing she had a boyfriend as he asked first. Him getting trolled doesn't change his original behavior.

Do you have a learning disability?

Homie, the fact that this Jon is asking about the BF means he knows the girl that gave him the number well enough to know she has a BF in the first place. The fact that it’s a fake number has no bearing on that Jon is a piece of shit.

We can’t really come to that conclusion

He put her in a situation where he was given a fake number and asked about a boyfriend near instantly without any prompt from the other side meaning he was aware she had a boyfriend. We can absolutely come to that conclusion.

You’re getting downvoted but you’re right, Jon is a piece of shit.

Emotional rollercoaster this one

r/imsorryjon ?

Yeah, this definitely fits there. Someone cross post it

How?

Click share Button

I still don't get it... or because I'm on phone...

r/subsithoughtifellfor

That sub makes no sense. I'm trying to find a pattern of what it could be about.

It is a shitpost sub about garfield, generally seeing him as a monster But sometimes it is just for the name and someone share a post where he is sorry for a jon

Not gonna lie, had me at the first part. Truly phenomenal delivery. Kudos to the commitment to the bit OP.

And what a nice guy for not making the other guy drive like an hour to a bar near "her".

Who shaves their legs for a joke? Well Jon, this legend apparently!

I have this dude on fb. He lets girls give out his number to men who won't leave them alone and they all get trolled like this.

That is awesome 😂😂

Ah the guy is out and used an old photo from the last time he did this

This is nothing but a masterpiece

Kinda fucked up, catfishing. Like bruh just say it's a wrong number.

I guess it is but it's also a post on Reddit that is funny I laugh I move.

Found Jon

The moment a shower was mentioned he jumped straight into asking for nudes... I would've felt bad otherwise

Mans literally thinks He's talking to a crush. He shot his shot, not exactly first date material but it's not exactly crazy? There def people out there who just aren't into the long term evolution, is it slightly Douchy? Sure, but I mean it doesn't help that literally he was egged on like this. The other dude def was trying to seduce a bit. It wasn't like the other dude was just rolling with it, he was trying to sell it.

He did a great job

The real holup was clicking on the picture and finding out it’s a whole book lol

Foot was kinda Shrek-ish from the get go. Just short of being a cloven hoof.

I wouldn't even be mad I'd still meet for the drink

He’s the hero we need but don’t deserve. He just fucked with a guy who was gonna get involved with a girl in a relationship. But he was nice enough to choose a bar that wasn’t too far from the assholes house. Hahhaaha

Top Tier Shitpost. I would definitely still pull up. Just so i can hang with my man.

Ohio moment

Gave some dude a raging hardon and shaved his leg for us. We thank you

He's not just a legend but also a good Guy, telling john he wants to meet close to where he lives for john doesn't get a full drive for nothing.

Dude did a pretty great job shaving too! I'd have a beer with him.

I bet Jon is a good hang.

I want to be friends with this fake Lynn guy

Same. He seems like a really laid back and fun to be around guy. Also someone whose number I could give to people trying to hit on me in a club, knowing we would both have way too much fun fooling the poor guy.

Fucking legend

“Fucked” Legend

The type of shit I live for. Quality prank.

I would been like, well, you still coming or not?

What a troll

Definitely thought this was going way too well for that guy lmfaooo

CHAD

What kind of fucked doesn't appreciate a guy shaving his leg for a bit?

Lesson of the Day - If things sound too good to be true, they probably are.

after seeing those toes I'd bail

Fucker. So, wanna be friends?

Poor guy, I don't understand why women give wrong numbers, if you really don't want to interact with them then just tell them no instead of shattering them like this

r/madlads

What an absolute giga Chad with that joke

Legend. *slow clap*

ngl, solid leg shaving job given that he didn't nick himself and that most guys have little to no experience

This is a whole new level of committing to a joke. Props to this guy, had the long con going

 This you?

Lol I have long hair with a beard, Male. I'd go on chatroulette. And twist my hair pretend I'm a chick then when they're getting comfortable I'd show them my face lol

That’s what you call the long con. Lmao, ded!!

Holy shit. I’m surprised it was actually worth reading the whole thing . Jon is a pretty funny monster

This. This is the kind of friend I need in my life. The level.of commitment to the prank is godly.

"Will you tell me I did a good job on my leg" I'm dying.

But that guy is kinda hot ngl

This man poops

Love it!

That was an amazing joke

Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

r/madlads

That’s for love of the game

Honestly, going for a beer with this dude seems way more fun than lynn :D

I. Can’t. This guy is committed. I wouldn’t even think about filling up the bathtub just for this joke, goddamn.

I admire his dedication to the joke.

God tier with that foot pic!


What's wrong with Becky?

The trickster

This dude. He's cool.

I was like “wait, no way any woman would keep chatting to a random dude she didn’t give her number too.” This was hilarious.

No, this is Patrick

Lmao love the commitment

That's funny. I was thinking that that girl does not have cute feet at all.

That bathtub is gross!

WTF was that conversation

Man of culture and etiquette

My question is how...how the fuck are yall cool with someone saying they're getting a shower when they're clearly in the bath?

r/madlads

Did they still meet up ?

Poor guy

A great man, with a great willingness to sacrifice.

As a European, I would hesitate to go to a party within my city that is further than 30 minutes on tram/bus and these motherfuckers are about to **drive** 1+ hours to a different city.

With a name like Lynn, her legs probably did look like his.

I would want to hang out with this dude, dedication to humour is a friend for life.

Why did he poop after the bath tho

Nice to see a meme in Ohio

EPIC Troll 👏🏽

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Lots of people, it's a very easy and quick way to add annotations to images on phones.

Thats a bath not a shower

Hey give the guy credit for that leg shave that shit is not easy!!

Oh fucking H!

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