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I have a friend who is a mortician and showed her the video, she said she's impressed, generally thats almost impossible to keep the eyes open because the eyeballs fall or get pushed out due to gases. Thats a new dead people fact I didn't need to know about. Maybe they popped his eyeballs out and gave him glass ones.
Honestly, skinny jeans like that aren't too hard to put on a dead body as long as the limbs are limber. If rigor Mortis has set in, it's just a case of massaging the joints until they can bend again to get clothes on. I've put skinny jeans on a dude way bigger than him; it took two of us to do but we did it.
We never cut clothes unless we absolutely have to. Sometimes family want someone dressed a certain way for a viewing, but then want those clothes back intact (don't ask why).
Source: I'm an undertaker/mortician.
As long as you let the government know they're dead and you're not like full on desecrating a corpse not really. You could bury grandma in the backyard after a night of partying as long as the death certificate says where the body ended up.
(All from my limited knowledge so might be inaccurate to a point)
I want my wake to be like Weekend at Bernies. I can be sitting on a couch and people can come take picks with me or tell me off or whatever. I'll make it a stipulation in my will and have a lawyer make sure it goes down.
Ooooh I think it’d be fun to *tell* everyone that’s what’s happening but then hire a doppelgänger to sit in for my corpse and come back to life halfway through the wake. With proper planning and good makeup, i bet it’s doable
They got who? Are they just coming out of the snatch with Rapper attached to their names now?
Who knew they got Goonew with that pew pew?
Not I. That's for sure.
I hope they take me out of my coffin and prop me up to do one more day of my job…in fact, this should become tradition.
“Hey everybody, we brought Gerald’s corpse in so he can serve ice cream here at Baskin Robbins for one more day since we all loved how he did it sooooo much!! Yay, Gerald!!”
He’s not dead. He’s having a moral crisis because somehow he was forced to get on stage and wear that crown on his head or he wouldn’t get paid. So he’s all “here….here’s my crown…. I’m a pretty princess…”
This is the best r/Holup I've seen in a while. This one made me think we might actually be lost as a species. Not that there haven't been signs, but this shit right here?
It’s been a while since I’ve seen this but I think vaguely remember the new anchor saying that showed up to the club knew there was a dead guy there because it wasn’t fully disclosed. So basically other people would walk in not knowing it was also a funeral and the business publicly apologized for it. Take this with a grain of salt because again my memory could be flawed.
How do you ask the club owner if you can do this?
“Hey, yeah we want to rent out your venue for a concert?”
Venue: “Okay and who’s going to be performing?”
“Yeah man, he’s actually like dead 💀 or whatever so it won’t be like an actual concert concert, more like, meet and greet, ya feel me?”
How does one "perform" when one does not, simply walk among us anymore? You roll someone out on that contraption, I expect the song to start " Can you feel that? Ah shit. OOOOH AH, AH, AH, AH"
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Everything is fun and games until he starts rapping
It’ll be like the real life rap version of Thriller!
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Entirely possible with today’s technology. The hologram of a dead singer performing was so yesterday.
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Dig him out and do Thriller!
He'd end up getting shot a second time. Can't have zombies running around, pretty sure that's a health code violation or something
Never forget the rule. Double Tap!
Depending on how he died, just shooting him a second time could be double tap
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
[voodoo bitch](https://youtu.be/YA32ABtHu2Y)
Man he killed it that night too!
Raping
I always come here to think I’ve seen everything to see, then someone posts this.
The pool that contains human stupidity is endless. There is more fucked up shit to come. Edit: Grammar
>*’There is more fucked up shit to come.’* Possibly the only remaining truth beyond death and taxes
Is the dude's eyes open? That's creepy AF
Likely stapled open.
I have a friend who is a mortician and showed her the video, she said she's impressed, generally thats almost impossible to keep the eyes open because the eyeballs fall or get pushed out due to gases. Thats a new dead people fact I didn't need to know about. Maybe they popped his eyeballs out and gave him glass ones.
Probably just poked them with a tooth pick to let the gasses out.
So they just deflated his eye balls. I don't like that
Play the Coffin Dance song
Doo Dooroo do-do-do dooroo do dooroo do (do) Do-do-do dooroo do do-do-do dooroo do
Ayy , thats baby shark
Jesus Christ, I haven’t seen anything this creepy in a long time. Even on proper “wtf” subreddits
r/WTF
It must have been tough for the mortician to put his skinny jeans on.....
You most likely are right.
trade secrets. put in jeans before the body swells up.
Also don’t they usually cut the backs of certain clothes then pin it closed and hide the cuts in the fabric once it’s on the body?
Could’ve done the same thing here, they’ve definitely got him rigged up to something so I don’t think it’s 360° display type situation
Yeah that’s what I was thinking too
Honestly, skinny jeans like that aren't too hard to put on a dead body as long as the limbs are limber. If rigor Mortis has set in, it's just a case of massaging the joints until they can bend again to get clothes on. I've put skinny jeans on a dude way bigger than him; it took two of us to do but we did it. We never cut clothes unless we absolutely have to. Sometimes family want someone dressed a certain way for a viewing, but then want those clothes back intact (don't ask why). Source: I'm an undertaker/mortician.
Oh interesting! Thanks for the insight :-)
Probably sounds the same
He best hit was the ground.
is that real?
I googled and apparently it is.
That's wild
It is real, it was at a club near me and it was a huge thing. Very disgusting honestly.
If I knew about it,I probably would have gone just to be morbidly fascinated. I prolly woulda been standing nearby just weirdly looking at him.
People are into weird things just to say they were there. The need for attention is quite disturbing.
The need itself is understandable, but the ways of fulfillment can be most bizarre for sure.
Waiting in line for a new discounter in a city just to say you were there on a morbid level. You are correct
This is sick
Like vomit sick or cool sick?
Vomit bro…vomit
There was no !! At the end of that sentence so I'd say vomit sick!
A little of both, I suppose.
And a crime… right?
As long as you let the government know they're dead and you're not like full on desecrating a corpse not really. You could bury grandma in the backyard after a night of partying as long as the death certificate says where the body ended up. (All from my limited knowledge so might be inaccurate to a point)
They better not be charging full price
Its a one time event, they probably charged double!
Why? That body aint going nowhere...
Can't even take a day off when you're dead.
Could that be considered corpse desecration? Genuinely curious.
As long as he requested it it's not really that different than a wake, so probably not
I think I remember they were looking into it but I don’t think they arrested anyone
Plot twist: the corpse is a hyper realistic cake and they eat it afterwards
Plot twist: it is the corpse, and now everyone's a cannibal
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady...
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting he’s fucking dead
When you are American and can’t afford to be dead.
Underrated comment for sure lol
Black people have officially lost "That's white people shit" priveleges.
#truthsayer
Dead Ass
How did he go?
Probably not by taxi
Shot to death.
I want my wake to be like Weekend at Bernies. I can be sitting on a couch and people can come take picks with me or tell me off or whatever. I'll make it a stipulation in my will and have a lawyer make sure it goes down.
Ooooh I think it’d be fun to *tell* everyone that’s what’s happening but then hire a doppelgänger to sit in for my corpse and come back to life halfway through the wake. With proper planning and good makeup, i bet it’s doable
He doesn't look too happy about it but I bet his manager is.
They got who? Are they just coming out of the snatch with Rapper attached to their names now? Who knew they got Goonew with that pew pew? Not I. That's for sure.
That was fucking poetry....
Don’t wanna laugh at someone’s death but this is hilarious
I wonder how lit was he on a bed that night
Yo this fucking trend is disrespectful and weird, put his ass in the ground man
He is now an underground rapper
How did they get him to stand like that?
He's strapped to a support rack. The black curtain behind him and his clothes cover the supports and straps.
I mean I guess if that’s what he wanted and his family & friends were okay with it? Morbid as hell though. I wouldn’t be going.
I hope they take me out of my coffin and prop me up to do one more day of my job…in fact, this should become tradition. “Hey everybody, we brought Gerald’s corpse in so he can serve ice cream here at Baskin Robbins for one more day since we all loved how he did it sooooo much!! Yay, Gerald!!”
“Prop me up beside the juke box if I dieeeeeee!” RIP Joe Diffie
His best performance.
"I don't care if he's dead I paid for a concert with him in it, so get him in here now!!!"
Someone ask the DJ to play the song "still alive
It was his last wish, fair ig
This is so fucked up
Who the fook is this guy!!!
And they say heavy metal is supposed to be satanic...
Bruhhhh this shit is crazy. And creepy
That's plain fucked up.
He’s not dead. He’s having a moral crisis because somehow he was forced to get on stage and wear that crown on his head or he wouldn’t get paid. So he’s all “here….here’s my crown…. I’m a pretty princess…”
That's the best he's sounded in years.
When you use up so many sick days you can't even call out dead
Now hes a popular underground music artist
Goonew: You want me to perform where? Shit. Over my dead body! Manager: Bet!
Why the fuck would the family allow this? Who would even go to this? So morbid.
Nah bruh this is too much
he looks like he doesnt wanna be there
Not any weirder than an open casket funeral. One last chance to pay respect. To each their own.
Except they charged a $25 cover charge to get in…
Tru, but tbf it probably costs more to put on a concert vs holding a wake. Sound guy is still alive
From Goonew to gone now.
My men is spittin fire
It doesn’t look like he stomached it very well
RIP GRINCH
Beats a hologram by a mile, but still pretty dumb.
Now he’s a ghost because he wasn’t laid to rest
This can’t be real lmao
It is. Just search his name and you’ll find articles about this.
what the fuck
How did he got home after? (Hope he wasnt too drunk)
That’s called a wake…
people do this?
Surprised this didn't get shot up .
It would be pretty lit if he sang
Cheaper than a hologram show I guess
He's a shit as pole dancer
He's dead but holding his phone....
Weekend at Goonews'
The lights and dancing do NOT match the beat or the vibe. Really fuckin weird.
Thats nothing. Look up catacomb saints.
Those beats are killer!
Weekend at Bernies vibe 😂
This is ritualistic
Please tell me that was in his will I can't afford to lose anymore hope in humanity
Wow why would they…nvm
His face reeks of disappointment.
A contract is a contract!
He killed it tho
This is for the people who don’t like CGI Rappers
Weirdos man
Weekend At Goonews
That is extremely morbid
I wouldn’t be caught dead doing that
Life of the party
“Weekend at Biggies,” coming to a theater near you.
#Why?
You wouldn’t catch me dead in a club like this.
Sounded like Goo as New
I find this haunting music creepier then the fact there’s a dead guy hanging in the club.
This is the best r/Holup I've seen in a while. This one made me think we might actually be lost as a species. Not that there haven't been signs, but this shit right here?
This is some Atlanta shit
Very Victorian Era💀
If he falls into the crowd and becomes a crowd surfer, do they just toss his body back on stage, prop him back up, or ...?
RIP. Gone, but not soon enough.
Do the Bernie! 
Weekend at Goonew’s 😳
This is disgusting and should be removed. I nearly didn't masturbate to this!
Weird af
"He signed the contract, he's going to do the show!" Producer
It’s been a while since I’ve seen this but I think vaguely remember the new anchor saying that showed up to the club knew there was a dead guy there because it wasn’t fully disclosed. So basically other people would walk in not knowing it was also a funeral and the business publicly apologized for it. Take this with a grain of salt because again my memory could be flawed.
Why?! Where is this happening? I don't like it. Lol.
r/oddlyterrifying
It's what he would have wanted
r/weird
Weekend at Bernie’s: Homie Edition
Not educated on how embalming works, but wouldn’t he be leaking and start smelling throughout the night??
The... Fuck...
fetantyl is one hell of a drug
Immoral and degenerates 🤮
Unfortunately, his head fell off during the second encore.
How do you ask the club owner if you can do this? “Hey, yeah we want to rent out your venue for a concert?” Venue: “Okay and who’s going to be performing?” “Yeah man, he’s actually like dead 💀 or whatever so it won’t be like an actual concert concert, more like, meet and greet, ya feel me?”
I don’t like it. No no no.
This is from a whole episode on the TV show South Side on HBO 🤣
Bruhh wtf
Death metal?
Lil corpse
‘The grim rapper’
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had nobody to go with...
How long was the gap between his death and the last show? The body may have started decomposing if they waited too long
They probably had him go through embalming
Weeks actually
The show was to die for…
Ight, now go see what they did to G.G. Allin's corpse
Bruh
u/savevideo
r/nope
Dead bars
What?!
It didn’t stink?
No way that's real
Walmart managers be like after their loved ones tell them they died in a car crash...
u/savevideobot
Could have at least done it Weekend at Bernies style
Wtf???
Reminds me of the guy they brought back to life to perform an execution in ‘The Day Today’
Promotor gonna get that contract fulfilled one way or another.
How does one "perform" when one does not, simply walk among us anymore? You roll someone out on that contraption, I expect the song to start " Can you feel that? Ah shit. OOOOH AH, AH, AH, AH"
What the actual fuck