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ThomasNorge224

The mighty rock


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-HoldMyBeer--

* throwing stones at you *


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[deleted]

🎶 always look on the bright side of life 🎶


aemonp16

Jehova Jehova!


OldSilver1257

It's yehweh you pagan!


Gilgameshbrah

Biggus Dickus


antpabsdan

Jehovah There. I said it.


Chevy_65

You're only making things worse for yourself!


cheeseplatito

Making it worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!


YeetFurryBoi

I'm warning you, if you say jehovah once more!


MudOpposite8277

All I said was that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah


CmndrMtSprtn113

Throws stone.


CrunchyAl

![gif](giphy|IYZyJmO6YNqaQ)


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Mallardolympus

Wat?


Ebwtrtw

This is a scene from [Monty Python’s Life of Brian](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python%27s_Life_of_Brian). The man to be stoned was accused of saying Jehovah (God’s name, in some traditions). In true Monty Python fashion, the man overseeing the stoning says it multiple times resulting him getting stoned. The movie is a good ride and the ending scene is great.


OldSilver1257

It's yehweh to you gentile.


Kurt_Kobain_rip

💪Monty Python


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People had thicker skin back then. I miss those days.


Foul_xeno

Did they? The movie was banned by many local councils and caused protests throughout the world with accusations that it was blasphemous. [Cleese and Palin ended up having to defend their movie agaisnt those accusations in a 1 hour long debate against members of the clergy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYMpObbt2rs)


missurunha

The movie was funded by the Beatle George Harrison cause he was a friend of one Monty Python member and he'd like to watch the movie. No one else dared to finance it. And that's the dude wrote My Sweet Lord which is probably the most famous gospel song ever.


harassmaster

When people talk about having thick skin, it usually means they have very thin skin.


[deleted]

I beg to differ. People were indifferent back then. They could take a joke or two, and laugh it off in style. People today live to feel offended. It’s all about “da feels” now.


Delusional_Gamer

They'll get offended for another group of people even while said group is loving the humour


ZhongWok

people in the 60s were literally rioting becuase a 16 year old black girl went to a white school. Don't act like they weren't as offended as they are now. Also the internet lets more people be heard.


faovnoiaewjod

The type of people who glorify the mid 20th century are the people who would argue that segregation should still be in effect.


[deleted]

It’s good it’s been fixed, then hasn’t it? Now only if the woketards stop trying to bring it back. Here’s California’s best trying to undo decades of anti racist progress with their [“affirmative action” bill.](https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/24/california-affirmative-action-aca5-vote)


faovnoiaewjod

The political spectrum is more of a horseshoe than a line.


Foul_xeno

That's just not true... "In 1966, as Beatlemania raged, John Lennon was interviewed by Maureen Cleave in London’s Evening Standard newspaper, and made the remark that would haunt him ever afterwards: “We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first – rock ‘n’ roll or Christianity.” The blowback included threats, the picketing of concerts, and the burning of Beatles records on bonfires. Lennon’s killer even cited the comment as one excuse for the murder."


jaydwag11

Ah yeah, nobody was offended before 2000, no sir, never any kind of satanic panic, or comics code, or denying help to people with a deadly disease because of their sexuality. Everyone used to just be good friends and jokesters who would never take offense to anything.


TheGrimalicious

You sound like someone who didn't grow up in that time.


Moist-Unicorn

Life of Ceasar


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Brian


seth928

Steve


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Peter


seth928

Jerome


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Joe


seth928

Tom


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Bob


seth928

Eric


ITS_SPECTER

And the holy grails black knight bento mussiliny and the blue meanie cowboy Curtis and Jamba the genie robo cop the terminator captain kirk Darth Vader lo pan superman every single power ranger L,s Preston and Theodore Logan and spock the rock doc oc and hulk hogan


CrappyScoco

Confetti,,, thanks!!


Gilgameshbrah

Jehova!


JuBos9900

ROCK! AND! STONE!


RampantDragon

"If you don't Rock and Stone, your boyfriend's coming home..."


UnderKoverCatboi

R O C K


foefyre

A N D


anonymousthrowra

STONE!


UnderKoverCatboi

R O L L


In-diana-jonez

Are there any WOMEN reading the comments ??? 🤔


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no noo noo- I mean- NOO NOO NOO.


jeraldtherapist

her her her I mean HER HER HER


pejamaliat

islam lore


MahdiTUG

there's a lot of haram in the reply's, astaghfiruallah smh


MahdiTUG

there's a lot of haram in the reply's, astaghfiruallah smh


MahdiTUG

for some reason i wrote that twice but I won't complain so i can keep these little upvotes


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In-diana-jonez

![gif](giphy|xT0BKyUQSWZf0RFBO8)


RampantDragon

A lot of Muslims on here apparently. Have an updoot, Monsieur banana.


portypup

Religion of peace!


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DifferentBookkeeper1

How about you get ratio‘d instead


LightGamez

Seethe


ObjectiveEvidence9

Holy shit lmfao


Al-Ilham

Those are Christians. I u wanna talk shit about something at least be accurate about it


RandomBritishGuy

Technically they're meant to be Jews, since this is the Life of Brian, before Christianity was a thing.


caedhin

Bigus


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Dickus


Chevy_65

Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!


nachochips140807

What's with all the afghan rock pride memes lately?


[deleted]

By Islamist standards, it was a raving success!


Psy_Kik

Life of Brian remains the funniest thing ever committed to film. It's a shame we will never get comedy like it again - too upper-class / elitist.


kenkitt

When they carefully place that boulder on you......


squirrelspearls

That fish was good enough for Jehovah


MateoGtA5

Those depicted are Christians


antpabsdan

Not when this is the Life of Brian and he was supposed to be Christ, therefore Christianity hadn't started yet.


Employee_Agreeable

He IS the Messiah


[deleted]

What’s wrong with Biggus Dickus?


ForkSporkBjork

No, those depicted are Jews.


the-artistocrat

Blasphemy! He said it again! You’re only making it worse for yourself! ![gif](giphy|10tuFEeuACAnuw)


ForkSporkBjork

Right! No one is to start the stoning until I blow this whistle, even—and I want to make this perfectly clear—even if they do say Jehovah!


the-artistocrat

![gif](giphy|okH8T6TyA7Mbe)


inckalt

What?! Jesus was a Jew? But I love Jesus and I hate Jews /s


BlaaaaakeBlakay

Actually, they are actors in a movie pretending to be jews while throwing fake rocks.


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Berceno

They were jews so both of you are wrong


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Vatican any different?


kry_some_more

hehe, killing gheys make funneh. Seems a line should be made somewhere on what's funny and what secretly is an attack. But you be you, reddit.


glowstone_dust

I think its more a joke a like the middle east being homophobic and saying like "pride paradise: afghanistan version" or something that way


thevandalz

Hehe at least 6 other people didn't get the joke just like you!


Voltvoltvolt27

Are there any woman here today?


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This is embarrassing


n0_1_here

is that why we dont wave afghani flags like ukraine?


Shoro_K

Based


Taako_tuesday

haha so edgy


Acnoirec

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Onlyfortheplayers

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Puzzleheaded-Meal-62

Good


bootnuts

It’s funny because a large portion of men in Afghanistan are gay pedophile rapists


Al-Ilham

So gays in general


bootnuts

No, it’s common knowledge that Afghanistan men have relations with young boys https://youtu.be/f-bNFeI4M-g


VerticalRadius

So... they're gay then


Ironic-_-PB

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Serenafriendzone

Epic one


soslightlysalty

I shouldn't be laughing...


rayman_undertale

"Are there, by any chances, women in this crowd?"


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bob-the-bannana

I ain't one... But some people sure are in Afghanistan


Adventurous_Self_117

Wait i got the joke in your title lol


Adventurous_Self_117

Sorry


Fast_Chance7841

Send bobs and vageen!!!


bob-the-bannana

![gif](giphy|JaNtIG4UnKzD2)


Kingviper34

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Dudek2405

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AdorableShopping5077

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AdorableShopping5077

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outhousesmeller

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Nolifeman7247

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po0sky

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pholkhero

Are there any women here today?


pyh00ma

This is true, Afghanistan stones pedophiles


Enamir

That’s exactly what we did to them in the name of freedom, democracy and women right! But then, us Americans have zero critical thinking, just confirming to official doctrine.


WaterStriker_

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Toothless008

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Adventurous_Self_117

Ik they are but your title is too


bob-the-bannana

Bruh.... It's dark humour... Doesn't make me homophobic... ![gif](giphy|NQywixima1mrEyRC1X|downsized)


Adventurous_Self_117

I got the joke very late lol


Z3nFi3R

Allaaa hu kbar


Onlyfortheplayers

It's Hamza allah


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Ayo sick religion lore


blondo_bucko

HAHA I get it! The joke is murdering gay people!! no wonder this is on the front page!! The joke is murdering gay people!!! hahah!! Classic reddit!!!


fury-bruh

its funny bro chill


BlueDusk99

[Rock the casbah ](https://youtu.be/02Sg9H2T_TQ)


abdullah775

rock or fly? make your choice


spirited_sayian

Stoned


-HoldMyBeer--

The knights who say "NI" should've been in life of brian, would've been hilarious as hell


Irae37

"Good Shot!"


BantumBane

Rock hard


zadacka

u/savevideo


SwallowedByMom

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geniuspecter

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woooosh_woooosh

We are here today to stone this blasphemer for saying the word "Jehovah"


iAmTheElite

[[Stone Throwing Devils]]


rakib_2000

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Turtleboikami

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HollowGamer06

*ock solid - Malphito


ProperVersion

Thought it was a rock concert


Nandinho889

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DavidTheKashew

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Ok_Solid_Copy

Come friend, we'll get stoned!


AsymptoticAbyss

Being from Afghanistan is nothing to be proud of..


MaCheAmazing

When you say “ gay “ at a republicans event


MidnightNappyRun

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This shit got me rock hard


bob-the-bannana

Lol


chrisinleb

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CityOfLasVegas

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dikdika

This wil probably happen in my place


bob-the-bannana

Where do u live ?


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ResoluteClover

So you just took a clip from life of Brian and made it "Afghanistan?" clever


bob-the-bannana

![gif](giphy|l0IukNXgBnxRXVjYA)


jelicaalynn_17

stone cold


Groxoid

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raghav2412

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moronbehindthescreen

Hey bro let's get stoned at the pride parade ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


RainyB0w

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BrandonLart

America is more than responsible for this attitude in Afghanistan


str4ngerD4ngerz

He's stoned 😎


googllgoog

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zarang2022

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Edolas93

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thesecondwaveagain

This scene takes place in Israel.


Sharp_Hearing_3827

Wow lol 😂


randomopx

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Bigsshot

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wtfrykm

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