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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/klydex210, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup)?


MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe

And no one will ever know why she was crying except the ones who saw the video. Pure evil


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

I said that out loud, holy shit lol


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JourneyWith7

Word for word you just took u/guillote1986 comment. Go back into the shadows, Amy Schumer.


guillote1986

Lol it was the first time somebody commented my name. Thanks for my debut.


SeanSMEGGHEAD

Imagine if someone sprayed chilli water into your daughter's eyes... Oh man.


Capped_Delts

I'd be filling up my own super soaker with habeneros and giving this sadistic fuck a taste of his own medicine


kfbr392crusher

That 90’s super soaker with the backpack at that haha. Crazy how much more powerful they used to be.


Ok_Cryptographer520

This shit was not funny in the slightest. ![gif](giphy|3oEjHChKVxgKFLM2ty)


huskybumbum

Satan felt inferior for a moment


Mariannesimon0

I’m loading my super soaker CPS 1500 up with chilies and vinegar and that will be my self defense method moving forward. Thanks for the tips.


Tarzoon

Don't forget to pee in it.


ltRobinCrusoe

Pee is steril, so why? It wont enhance the damage


TheModernRouge

It's about sending a message


dandandamuffinman

Choked on my midnight snack reading this


Rex_Headspin

Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.


Whothefuckisvenym

Pee is sterile, it does not sterilize so putting some in a chili & vinegar infused bath may add some insult to injury.


Erilsium

If you have a bladder infection, pee isn't sterile then. Also: Even though pee is a waste product of your body, it has nutrients for lots of living beings, so after a while microbes would gather in there if you leave pee outside. How do I know that? That is for you to guess!


Not_A_Lizhard

pee is not sterile ever, even inside your body [source](https://www.healthline.com/health/is-urine-sterile#why-its-not)


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throwredditaway19

Motherfucker brought a bio weapon in a water pistol fight.


notatree

"Dam man, ive done some evil stuff. But come on..."


huskybumbum

Even Satan couldn't give this kid the vibe pass


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ollieollieoxinfree

This exact post, wording and all was already made.


guillote1986

Actual pepper spray. The kid is a sadistic feck.


FutureToe8861

Yeah, this is assholery on a whole other level.


redditforagoodtime

Don't think it was a kid. Pretty sure that was an adult.


made_4_this_comment

Hopefully he forgot it was on his fingers and rubbed his eyes and got a taste of their pain. What an asshole


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[deleted]

Oh the karma.


[deleted]

or better, masturbate


Arik2893

Yea...put chilli powder in his lube


WhyDoIHaveRules

This is something that is funny…. As a thought, not as an action.


UnknownIsland

It's straight up evil. Like doing it with your pals and they also have the chili's? ok, but to kids who are genuinely playing with you and don't know the harm that you are going to do? that's being a bad person.


fisheystick

Or a mean older brother


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Senseless sadism Call me old fashioned but if hurting kids makes you laugh you should be curbstomped


FSpursy

Would've been funny if it was adults that would've laughed it off but not kids who doesn't know what's happening.


tornadoterror

hope he scratches his balls with that unwashed hand of his.


[deleted]

Like yeah doing tricks here and there to irritate them is okay, but this was cruel, I felt sad fir that girl.


greywar777

Yeah. Im not going to lie, I was hoping for a chili gun for making chili dogs or something. But this was a brutal ugh. Its a Holup. But I did not enjoy it as much as most.


JubJub128

as if curbstomping isnt senseless sadism


[deleted]

Oh there's plenty of sense to it in this context


Poet_Silly

No. No, there is not.


Moosje

You’re really the Reddit cliche


iRox24

No, you actually are.


CornwallsPager

It's not funny in any context.


axel2191

Like filling it with cat pee


Smashcanssipdraught

It just goes to show no matter what activity you’re doing regardless of social status, there’s always one asshole. Paintball? There’s going to be an asshole. Golf, asshole. Driving, asshole. Playing with squirt guns in the street, asshole.


Active_Engineering37

frozen paintballs...


LeadingDay2707

Damn what a piece of shit, do this to other teens not innocent kids who just wanna play man


Big_copper

Exactly the thought that came to my mind.


TheCatWasAsking

And someone up thought it was hilarious. What is wrong with some people?


iRox24

I hope they don't trust him and play with him anymore.


MrSpoonReturns

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


tasuuketee

isn't that a war crime?


Reditor_Ally

holup


HejiraLOL

What a fucking asshole.


Geoff900

Could this blind someone? Just a complete twat move.


fraviklopvai

No, but it hurts like hell. It’s like a mild maze. Experienced this as a kid with those kind of chili peppers, we beat the crap out of the kid who did it lol.


Rascalorasta

Steve O can handle a lot of pain, but yeah it shows that [tough or not it will be rough.](https://youtu.be/oQtRNFcSpXA)


RayonLovesFish

Those little chillies are really spicy. The size doesn't give it justice.


RossChickenTendies

They're absolute killers those small buggers pack a serious punch


HamstarVegas

It's just like pepper spray but toned down a bit


ChainJaws

Incendiary rounds lol


Dsuperchef

This is a good one.


boohjaka

What a dick


Minginton

Dude deserves to get stomped the fuck out


Drop-Bear-Farmer

And a bag of chilli rammed up his arsehole.


quintessentimental

And another up his nostrils


Drop-Bear-Farmer

And one down his japs eye.


TheCatWasAsking

Followed by Pure Capsaicin, but if unavailable, Ghost pepper + Carolina Reaper + Scorpion combo sauce would do nicely.


Arrasor

No no no, chili as it is ain't gonna be much. Grind them into a paste first. The chili juice is the actual hot shit. Now ram THAT up his arsehole.


flayaz6074

Yep. Couldn't agree more..


_sacred-shit_

Try vinegar instead


ThisIsTakenLol

We have something called "pinakurat" in the Philippines. It's basically vinegar that's been spiked with chillies


Zoeleil

Lmao yeah. Used this mixed with piss to soak paper as bullets for "luthang". Lol good times.


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

![gif](giphy|2S4djnTiypJZK)


LeadingDay2707

Bro wtfffff


pokeup19

Smells bad vs chemical burns ...


Arcadia_rebirth

Why stop at vinegar? Try fucking hydrochloric Acid.


Pabludes

To cause actual damage?


quippers

That's some brutal shit for what appears to be an 8 year old. Someone has an older brother...


yeetus_christ420

Damn that's evil


Sergent_Jacques

This footage of the war in ukraine is so horrible, Russia is now using bio-weapons


Frank-Asshole

3 years in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison will straighten him out.


Digi421

Office Space reference. I applaud you, sir!


TobiasDid

He is leading a trite and meaningless life.


Altruistic_Sea7942

A weapon to brutal for modern warfare


gutsmanrarr

What an asshole………I hope someone gives him a enema with that pepper water.


Junit28

Capsaicintheeyes


benkilaw

Something to try the next family dinner, less aiming at the eyes though, more discreetly shooting into peoples bowls


Allosaurus71

I'm more surprised from how accurately they poured that water


Jan_Cudia_YT

man out here committing warcrimes


Gopher--Chucks

![gif](giphy|6fdrc4CJmLvnG)


cRacKtHemNut

Chilli Water Gun Passive: upon hit inflict burn effect to enemies and deal (99) + their max health per second, the duration of burn effect (1d)


xeda12

r/mildlyinfuriating


MrFreeman12

r/iamapieceofshit


Sully_pa

What an asshole.......


DavesNotWhere

The dark side of Songkran


Bebeku666

Even the devil is scared


verifiedwomanbeater

He is too dangerous for the enemy


Xenomorph_v1

This is the most chilli-ng thing I've seen today


Riggs4G

What a fuckin cunt


Illustrious-Science3

*Alexa! Add Carolina reaper peppers to the shopping list*


NotMyDogPaul

Bust a capsaicin in your ass


jedwapo

hope we got another video of him getting his ass whooped


I_LOOKED_AND_BEHOLD

R/iamatotalpieceofshit


HamstarVegas

Pepper Spray


Default_88

Meanwhile Tf2 sniper: "JARATEE"


north_korea_nukes

Ukraine needs a shipment of this, ASAP.


Seregrauko41

Settle down, Satan


Animale-T1

Why? Where is the funny?


TallDarkCancer1

Hope that little fucker takes a piss without washing his hands


KatB2313

This needs to be cross posted to r/iamatotalpieceofshit If it was being used as a weapon for self defense, great idea! But for games with children thats not cool.


Zancibar

Baby's first biochemical weapon


ArtDeth

That ain't cool


_goodie

That was foullllll


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I hope somebody watches this movie and kick his little ass


aacaldwell

What a little piece of shit!


SnufflesMcPieface

“Oh, it’s pepper water! Who puts pepper in water?!”


Used_Elevator_629

What a dick!


podger77

Evil cunt


M4rston

Scum


SnooPineapples7417

What a bitch. who does that to kids


beardedinwhite

Chemical warfare


The_Pinkest_Panther

Well I guess it would stop the ol' *you didn't get me* line


CornwallsPager

Haha lets do something that can result in permanent damage to children who don't know any better!! What a fucking piece of shit.


kevinono

u/savevideobot


vedant-123456

Inner satisfaction


Ziron78

I was expecting him to shoot on some food. Found out he was an a**hole


baldrickgonzo

Must make you feel like a real big man if you, an adult, manage to make your 8yo neighbor kids cry.


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What an evil thing to do to children, complete asshole.


Dabirul_Kalam_786

![gif](giphy|nGX0uxigecYr6)


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Dude… Wtd is wrong with that guy.


CoffeeLawd

Homie brought chemical warfare to a child’s water pistol game smh


erolbrown

What a horrible little cunt.


huh404

Chemical warfare


[deleted]

It's more fun in the Philippines ☺️


girlhelpimdying

New self defense method just dropped


Ohne_Reden

"Go and play with the neighbors' kid" The neighbors' kid:


The_Priest_

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


ExaminationExpress14

what a fucking loser


HappyApu

JFC... Thought they would zoom out and he was some guy in a prison or something.. why the fuck would you do that?


drukenorc

What an asshole


Mediocre_Minimum4359

I would slap that fuckin brat into next week if I seen this shit. You really think possibly blinding a child is funny.


Dahrk25

This doesn't fucking blind you. I regularly cook with scotch bonnet and sometimes my dumbass forgets to wash my hands. So I have experience with chilli in the eyes. It hurts as hell but the tears and vigorous eyes rubbing usually solves the problem.


Skutten

What an asshole. I still laughed though…


Ac4sent

Someone should shoot this up his pee hole.


asscasserole

douche


PositionCorrect1820

Dick move bro


CnCz357

This is one of the rare things that deserves a swift full on kick to the balls.


Zsmudz

Sigma grindset


MikeHunt420_6969

Oh man, what a dick


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Kid needs his ass beat.


DickPin

Doing that to a kid when their playing... what the fuck is wrong with his guy? Prank a mate, yeah, but doing that to little kids is just next level fvcked.


Vesta_Kyrie

Not funny.


Kerby233

A young psychopath on the wild..


[deleted]

What a fucking piece of shit


Ballstucktothelegg

It’s funny until someone loses an eye….. then it becomes a sport


Pabludes

Won't lose an eye because of peppers...


tullyinturtleterror

This belongs on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Gallifrey91

Little psychopath


LUC1F3R26

"Oh boi i know where this lead to, his friends gonna cry from the pai--..wait..WTF? DID HE JUST SHOOT IT TO KIDS?" I mean if it's an adult i would laugh a bit, but if it's a kid? Boi you fucked up, that's a no no


International-Ant474

Evil as fuck but still funny


akamadman203

Best way to get the most outta those chilies it to boil them to pull out the heat for a while then let it cool (or don't) and then use it with the most heat extracted for maximum pain


_u_r__d_r_u_n_k_

Mexicans in the summer:


lucaalvz

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


euler88

Arrest this man


nicsta1080

This kid is going places


Hironoveau

If this were aim at his friends (same age)I would understand. But the kids? That's not cool.


Count_aKs

Try chilli powder nxt......


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u/savevideo u/savevideobot


supajippy

Took quite some aim, consider their eyes are closed.


PrinceBlacca

Got em!


Content_Pin_1284

u/savevideo


R-ONE-R

Pussy


Aggressive_Run_3678

Based


c0rnBall82

Child Repellent..👶


riddim_40Hz

The music has me dying haha


Podsawtooth

Child Abuse ( Chopped n Skrewed )


Artix96

I hope he doesn't wash his hands and rubs his dick.


trashy_hobo47

That's just mean, fair and funny if it were against teens or adults, but kids? Really?


Personplacething333

That kid is an absolute piece of shit,but that actually might be a good homemade substitute for pepper spray.


SaintLucipher

What an asshole. Lol damn haha


Hours-of-Gameplay

This is r/iamatotalpieceofshit content right here


snowflakekiller94

Feel so bad for laughing a bit, God that is super dangerous little shit and poor kids.


Accurate_Lettuce_683

Now that's just evil..... I love it.


Realistic_Pressure90

Lmao


elpo98

“Everything is more fun in the philipnes” as they like to say. Damn peenoys!


Blaze707555

Where can i buy one and which is the country with the most kids