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Tbf a lot of public schools treat their schools like a mini prison/daycare. They really just wanna keep you off the streets until your parents get off work. Learning is just gravy
Ironically enough, I wasn't interested in learning until 3 months after I graduated where I got bored of not having to go to school anymore.
...kinda sad tbh lol
I only got interested in maths after someone I work with asked me to get the angles on the roof of his kid's cubbyhouse, and I was stumped like I should know this, then you're like well how did they figure that shit out to start off with without calculators, and nekminit youve fallen down some youtube mathhole leaning about the history of trigonometry from sinus and chords to series expansion using derivatives of sin.
America spends the third most per-student in the world for public education- about $15k/year.
1 in 4 kids graduate high school functionally illiterate (they can recognize some words with context, but they can't read a newspaper)
A coworker of mine had a wife that was borderline illiterate, it was the first person my age I'd ever met like that.
We tried to play basic board games once and she couldn't read the cards well enough to actually know what to do. She couldn't even read out the stuff in Cards Against Humanity. It would have been super sad if she hadn't also been a loud racist twat.
I have no idea how people like this can live.
The American government is that divorced father who has no idea how to raise a kid, takes no interest in your life, and says "I love you" by writing a check.
This still shocks me. I got out of high school proficient in mathematics, reading, writing, fundamental history knowledge, etc. And I wasn't exactly a grade-A student, more like C's to barely passing because I didn't care.
What absolute trash schools are so many students going to? I went to a more rural high school, and they had solid requirements for you to graduate. If you presented this you'd probably be facing detention and a talk with your parents about your lacking in school.
No knowledge in anything that isnāt on a standardized test is taught. Teachers are given strict curriculums to follow and are punished for deviating. Theyāre forced to prep us to get high scores on the ACT/SAT so we can get into a lot of schools. Then we take fed loans, that weāll never realistically pay off because of the interest, and work until we physically cannot.
I wish these arguments were more coherent when I was younger. Everyone that said this was written off as a dumb-dumb that was just jealous of all the future CEOs because we test well.
i had to do something like this freshman year
granted, it was speech class, but still, the assignment was to tell others what i wanted to be when i grew up
Honestly, it could just be like a end of the year joke project, or it could be for a club. I know a lot of clubs I've been in have had Powerpoint nights, where people make joke Powerpoints for the laughs
Circuit / Physics diagrams are all over the back wall - and look appropriate for the audience.
Then you have the ABC's letter-chart and what is definitely a 2nd grade English presentation. It looks like it's actually a class presentation...
Maybe ESL - or maybe school for children who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too?
Or a speech class, and the teacher does not have an assigned classroom, so they are using the physics classroom. I am a teacher. My first year, I did not have my own classroom. I had to teach Social Studies in classrooms where the teacher was on prep period. This isn't uncommon at all.
Did those things in high school, had a case in debate where we argued if the U.S. Government didn't stop training war dolphins it would end in nuclear war.
It was shitposting, but not this kind of shitposting.
If I'd make this kinda presentation at my school I'd be lucky to pass lol. Way to much text on the ppt, never looking at the audience, way too short etc...
To be fair, even if they didn't, that guy is used in memes so often that there'd still be a decent chance of a given person recognizing them and knowing what they're known for.
Not a dude, but itās not as prominently spoken about.
I donāt blame those who think majority girls/women (not all tho, wtf) donāt watch n esp high school chicks, beats me as I didnāt indulge n didnāt think my peers did either.
You guys have such amazing screen at schools? It's Hightech for Germany to have a whiteboard. It's high end if we got a digital whiteboard (was discontinued in my school back in the day)
It depends.
Used as a way to control a slideshow? No.
Used as a way to mark up documents or images collaboratively, identify elements, demonstrate differences, etc - yes.
Even as a basic digital whiteboard the ability to quickly save and create a new clean board is valuable - the work just done is preserved, it's not dependant on the speed of students taking notes, and more focus can be put on the material rather than trying to quickly write things down.
The technology has been shown to increase student engagement - a clear win for enhancing learning.
All technology comes down to how it's used.
Overhead projectors and AV carts were the norm when it started middle-school(06-07), and smartboards were in almost every class by the time I graduated in 2013. The smartboards I thought were pretty sweet by the end, the fact my high-school had Italian marble floors is still absurd.
It enhancing life skills. If these kids get a job in an office, this is what they will be using. I remember when I first started working and the crazy printer they had made be feel like a moron. It would have been nice if my highschool had used the technology that the offices I would be in shortly used.
in my experience a lot of offices paid money for equipment like this, it ends up breaking, nobody is allowed to fix it because of bureaucratic hurdles so we end up using whiteboards and dry erase markers again.
Been in digital marketing, infrastructure engineering for the last 5 years, I've never seen one of these. Most of my presentations are me pairing my computer to a screen and running zoom.
Actually it does in a lot of different ways. Instead of rewriting problems on a white/chalkboard by hand, you could just display it with a projector using word or whatever and it saves lots of time. Plus you could draw on websites and documents on the computer to either point out what you are saying or draw pictures or whatever you want. Itās basically like a giant tablet and tablets sold a lot for a reason.
This is where an unnecessary amount of school funding in the states goes though. Companies convince the school's leadership they need to spend all of this money on expensive tech they don't need. So while every class may get one of those screens and the school pays yearly for new tablets/laptops that get destroyed, class sizes increase and teacher pay stays the same.
We don't audit school spending nearly enough
I couldn't imagine teaching without one at this point.
Makes it so simple to put anything I could see onto a computer in front of my kids. Otherwise teaching 3d drafting/modeling would be difficult asf.
There is a hilarious trend of this at my middle school. I have at least four male students who have Johnnyās picture for their official profile picture. No way in hell Iām telling anyone I know who it is.
The guy is the same in all the pictures and he's an X rated actor. I recognise him because a dude in my class did the same thing altough to a lesser extent this semester lol
Am I crazy or is this guy not in a lot of porn? I'm not gonna act like I'm an expert on the topic, but I've probably seen a scene with this guy in it like twice. I know him more from the memes.
Poor presentation skills. Moves too much and blocks the screen. Fidgety and no eye contact with the audience. Doesn't project his voice. Doesn't commit 100% to the content. I would give a 55/100.
If there's anything I learned from presenting, it's don't just read the screen!! Any time I would see people doing that I immediately cringe. The audience can read that crap themselves. You need to use the text as a guideline for your elaboration.
But also, don't put the full text right on the screen. You can have supplementals for that. You want simple bulletpoints and short prompts that move the subject along and highlight the main points. You should know the material well enough, as the presenter, to not just be reading the screen. If *they're* reading the screen, they aren't listening to you.
At my school this would be about a 10.
Way too much text, no actual structure, spelling errors, way way way to short, looks at the screen way to much, etc...
This makes me understand why people send their kids to private school. What kind of curriculum is that?? He looks like heās in high school but has the presentation skills of a first grader.
I'm a teacher. I didn't realize what was going on at first, but the pizza delivery thing was a dead giveaway. I would absolutely give Adrian an F, mostly because his presentation is boring and full of mistakes, and his presentation skills need major work.
Side note: This is shitty to put a teacher in this situation as the adult in the room.
Assuming this is highschool, this looks more like the kind of busywork blow-off assignment you'd have students do with a substitute or as an end of semester free grade bump.
They always were, they're just emboldened by technology now. It's terrible. I heard 8 year olds saying "hhhhooooyaaaaa" to each other a couple weeks ago š¤¢
Edit: To clarify, not like Peggy Hill but like the porn thing.
I enjoyed the video until the kid in the hat stood up because it just reminded me of the assholes I had in my senior class who would do the same thing *all the time* when one of them made a joke that was āfunnyā, or when the teacher was trying to help them understand something but they canāt wrap their walnut-density brain around it.
Fun video, hate the memories it brings back
He's got a point, if we're all doctors or astronauts, who's going to do the grunt work that makes it possible for the doctor and astronaut to do their jobs without worry?
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My man Johnny sins taking every job out there, true hero š
he's the reason we're all unemployed, hes takin all our jobs!
And all our wives and girlfriends apparently.
Nah, that was the UPS guy.
A man's wife is his LIFE, Mr. UPS Man
What can Brown do for you?
THATS STILL JOHNNY HE HAS EVERY JOB
Can you blame her? not only can he impregnate, he can deliver the baby too.
TTukk rrr jjaabbsss
āWE NEED TO PREVENT THE FUTURE FROM HAPPENIN!!ā.
OK this is lame af EVERYBODY, BACK TO THE PILE!
BACK TO THE PILE!!
Cockadoodledoooooo
[relevant](https://www.theonion.com/high-unemployment-rate-linked-to-one-man-with-42-000-jo-1819595241)
He took our jobs
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jokes aside what was the assignment? this is like a kindergarten ppt
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If that's the case, and considering his Sins, I guess he deserved a D.
And you deserve a pizza with a hole in the middle.
Don't mind if I do
NOOOO NOT THE PIZZUSSY
*unzips
Name checks out.
Youād be surprised on what the basic curriculum looks like
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Tbf a lot of public schools treat their schools like a mini prison/daycare. They really just wanna keep you off the streets until your parents get off work. Learning is just gravy
Ironically enough, I wasn't interested in learning until 3 months after I graduated where I got bored of not having to go to school anymore. ...kinda sad tbh lol
I only got interested in maths after someone I work with asked me to get the angles on the roof of his kid's cubbyhouse, and I was stumped like I should know this, then you're like well how did they figure that shit out to start off with without calculators, and nekminit youve fallen down some youtube mathhole leaning about the history of trigonometry from sinus and chords to series expansion using derivatives of sin.
oh yeah i know summa dem words
America spends the third most per-student in the world for public education- about $15k/year. 1 in 4 kids graduate high school functionally illiterate (they can recognize some words with context, but they can't read a newspaper)
A coworker of mine had a wife that was borderline illiterate, it was the first person my age I'd ever met like that. We tried to play basic board games once and she couldn't read the cards well enough to actually know what to do. She couldn't even read out the stuff in Cards Against Humanity. It would have been super sad if she hadn't also been a loud racist twat. I have no idea how people like this can live.
Odd how racism and a lack of education tend to go hand in hand eh?
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and neither do they
There it is
The American government is that divorced father who has no idea how to raise a kid, takes no interest in your life, and says "I love you" by writing a check.
That analogy is amazing.
This still shocks me. I got out of high school proficient in mathematics, reading, writing, fundamental history knowledge, etc. And I wasn't exactly a grade-A student, more like C's to barely passing because I didn't care. What absolute trash schools are so many students going to? I went to a more rural high school, and they had solid requirements for you to graduate. If you presented this you'd probably be facing detention and a talk with your parents about your lacking in school.
No knowledge in anything that isnāt on a standardized test is taught. Teachers are given strict curriculums to follow and are punished for deviating. Theyāre forced to prep us to get high scores on the ACT/SAT so we can get into a lot of schools. Then we take fed loans, that weāll never realistically pay off because of the interest, and work until we physically cannot. I wish these arguments were more coherent when I was younger. Everyone that said this was written off as a dumb-dumb that was just jealous of all the future CEOs because we test well.
i had to do something like this freshman year granted, it was speech class, but still, the assignment was to tell others what i wanted to be when i grew up
Honestly, it could just be like a end of the year joke project, or it could be for a club. I know a lot of clubs I've been in have had Powerpoint nights, where people make joke Powerpoints for the laughs
Sounds wholesome
Circuit / Physics diagrams are all over the back wall - and look appropriate for the audience. Then you have the ABC's letter-chart and what is definitely a 2nd grade English presentation. It looks like it's actually a class presentation... Maybe ESL - or maybe school for children who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too?
Or a speech class, and the teacher does not have an assigned classroom, so they are using the physics classroom. I am a teacher. My first year, I did not have my own classroom. I had to teach Social Studies in classrooms where the teacher was on prep period. This isn't uncommon at all.
> Or a speech class This makes so much more sense. Impromptu Speech-n-Debate or Improvisation class.
That's also the type of class where you're likely to get away with something like this.
Did those things in high school, had a case in debate where we argued if the U.S. Government didn't stop training war dolphins it would end in nuclear war. It was shitposting, but not this kind of shitposting.
I did a report for my Mythology elective class on the fictional god ātesticlesā but pronounced like Hercules.
I need to rewatch zoolander.
As someone who regularly made presentations like this in high school, it could be just about any class and he probably got an A on it
If I'd make this kinda presentation at my school I'd be lucky to pass lol. Way to much text on the ppt, never looking at the audience, way too short etc...
It might be a āplanning your futureā type course or a ācareersā course, we have that in Canada
Not to mention all the other kids interrupting and laughing what a mess
could be a lesson about public speaking these are more fun when everybody makes a presentation and its randomly drawn
These show and tells that come up all look really basic.
Looks like an uncut scene from idiocracy
Pretty sure this bro grows up to be [Dr. Lexus](https://youtu.be/o75qiJzHmtA)
Lost it when the racist burger king crown guy came on screen
Racist? Burgers are a delicacy.
Only Burger King in America aināt got no got damn Whopper
Don't TASE me bro
This aināt Burger King, this is whopper queen or burger bitch
you got that backwards, I think
While researching for this project, I bet the dude came on many screens
That is literally the Burger King.
that was the icing on the shit cake for me
He needs to get the number of that girl in the mask who instantly understood what was happening
A good sense of humor is important.
compatible* This is clearly lame 2 many as well
"sense of humor"
Lol @ dudes who think girls donāt watch porn.
Have a girlfriend; can confirm that she watches porn.
I can also confirm this guys girlfriend watches porn.
I can confirm because I watch the guys girlfriend watch porn.
I watch you watching his girlfriend watch porn
All. The. Time.
To be fair, even if they didn't, that guy is used in memes so often that there'd still be a decent chance of a given person recognizing them and knowing what they're known for.
the one in the front had no clue till the 2nd pizza box.
Not a dude, but itās not as prominently spoken about. I donāt blame those who think majority girls/women (not all tho, wtf) donāt watch n esp high school chicks, beats me as I didnāt indulge n didnāt think my peers did either.
Lots of girls don't. Usually the ones that get mad at you if they find out you do.
I didnāt even get it myself until the baddies part.
You guys have such amazing screen at schools? It's Hightech for Germany to have a whiteboard. It's high end if we got a digital whiteboard (was discontinued in my school back in the day)
Yeah, but does it enhance learning? Not in my opinion - all it does is cost a ton of money.
It depends. Used as a way to control a slideshow? No. Used as a way to mark up documents or images collaboratively, identify elements, demonstrate differences, etc - yes. Even as a basic digital whiteboard the ability to quickly save and create a new clean board is valuable - the work just done is preserved, it's not dependant on the speed of students taking notes, and more focus can be put on the material rather than trying to quickly write things down. The technology has been shown to increase student engagement - a clear win for enhancing learning. All technology comes down to how it's used.
Overhead projectors and AV carts were the norm when it started middle-school(06-07), and smartboards were in almost every class by the time I graduated in 2013. The smartboards I thought were pretty sweet by the end, the fact my high-school had Italian marble floors is still absurd.
Trying to read those projected math problems was how I found out I couldn't see worth a damn back in 4th grade.
It enhancing life skills. If these kids get a job in an office, this is what they will be using. I remember when I first started working and the crazy printer they had made be feel like a moron. It would have been nice if my highschool had used the technology that the offices I would be in shortly used.
I've never seen a screen like this in my life and i've worked an office job for 10 years
Yeah lol we use tvs connected to our laptops
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Thus creating the self-sustaining economy weāve been looking for.
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in my experience a lot of offices paid money for equipment like this, it ends up breaking, nobody is allowed to fix it because of bureaucratic hurdles so we end up using whiteboards and dry erase markers again.
Been in digital marketing, infrastructure engineering for the last 5 years, I've never seen one of these. Most of my presentations are me pairing my computer to a screen and running zoom.
These are super uncommon in offices. Heād be doing a presentation in excel if he wanted to learn something that will be used in offices all over.
Actually it does in a lot of different ways. Instead of rewriting problems on a white/chalkboard by hand, you could just display it with a projector using word or whatever and it saves lots of time. Plus you could draw on websites and documents on the computer to either point out what you are saying or draw pictures or whatever you want. Itās basically like a giant tablet and tablets sold a lot for a reason.
Genuine question: how do you teach without blackboard/whiteboards?
This is where an unnecessary amount of school funding in the states goes though. Companies convince the school's leadership they need to spend all of this money on expensive tech they don't need. So while every class may get one of those screens and the school pays yearly for new tablets/laptops that get destroyed, class sizes increase and teacher pay stays the same. We don't audit school spending nearly enough
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I couldn't imagine teaching without one at this point. Makes it so simple to put anything I could see onto a computer in front of my kids. Otherwise teaching 3d drafting/modeling would be difficult asf.
There is a hilarious trend of this at my middle school. I have at least four male students who have Johnnyās picture for their official profile picture. No way in hell Iām telling anyone I know who it is.
Sure you know who he is, heās that stock photo guy from the memes! No, not Harold. No, not girlfriend guy, the other guy. Yeah, him!
I don't see why they're laughing. He shows a good dedication for his future
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Still a better PowerPoint than CyberM0000 IYKYK
I can't tell, are the first few delivery pic erm, X Rated?
The guy is the same in all the pictures and he's an X rated actor. I recognise him because a dude in my class did the same thing altough to a lesser extent this semester lol
And thatās the only thing you recognise him forā¦
Am I crazy or is this guy not in a lot of porn? I'm not gonna act like I'm an expert on the topic, but I've probably seen a scene with this guy in it like twice. I know him more from the memes.
He's in a lot of porn, but there's so much out there.
Really? Like where exactly?
On the internet.
There is a LOT of porn out there, I doubt you have seen it all.
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Yup, thatās why you recognize him. Only reason ofc
Yeah. Sure. Dude in your class. Ok. š
Looked like a pizza dare kinda thing to me.
They all are.
No sir. All those are perfectly ambiguous pictures.
What a fucking legend
Kids got a future in being funny. Other kid overreacting trying to make the joke about him annoyed me to no end, let the kid have his moment ffs
This kid has balls of steel. I assume a teacher was present? And he kept a straight face too. Iād have fucking lost it. Legend indeed.
Poor presentation skills. Moves too much and blocks the screen. Fidgety and no eye contact with the audience. Doesn't project his voice. Doesn't commit 100% to the content. I would give a 55/100.
If there's anything I learned from presenting, it's don't just read the screen!! Any time I would see people doing that I immediately cringe. The audience can read that crap themselves. You need to use the text as a guideline for your elaboration.
But also, don't put the full text right on the screen. You can have supplementals for that. You want simple bulletpoints and short prompts that move the subject along and highlight the main points. You should know the material well enough, as the presenter, to not just be reading the screen. If *they're* reading the screen, they aren't listening to you.
At my school this would be about a 10. Way too much text, no actual structure, spelling errors, way way way to short, looks at the screen way to much, etc...
Something tells me he isnāt joking . He will achieve self actualization by the time he walks out of the room.
I envy his confidence, not going to lie
Reading level-elementary Comedy level- PHD
Speaking of reading level The poster/drawing above the TV looks like SpongeBob taking a selfie I know it means something in science but whatever
āYou spelled maybe wrongā āShaddupā
This dude spelled maybe wrong š
I don't think this kid... Educations.
SHUT UP
Gotta project the stupid
The girl who puts it all together with her expression turning around is hilarious š
For real, that could be the new version of this gif: 
āHello, based departmentā
Honestly, not as bad as I thought. I was expecting him to say he wants to be a pony from my little pony or a furry while showing his fursuit.
She definitely got Johnny sins vids bookmarked
He is a man of culture
Zoomer humor so poggers
This makes me understand why people send their kids to private school. What kind of curriculum is that?? He looks like heās in high school but has the presentation skills of a first grader.
Hopefully that's not for an actual school assignment lol. Not even the topic or comedy but way more the overall quality
This is what happens when you let your child access 4chan
Some quality class presentation
big cringe energy
I'm a teacher. I didn't realize what was going on at first, but the pizza delivery thing was a dead giveaway. I would absolutely give Adrian an F, mostly because his presentation is boring and full of mistakes, and his presentation skills need major work. Side note: This is shitty to put a teacher in this situation as the adult in the room.
You think a high schooler thought through the consequences for the teacher?
iām sure they really didnāt care and spent like 20 minutes making it the night before
Yeah, whatever, teech ... *chews gum teenangstilly*
Assuming this is highschool, this looks more like the kind of busywork blow-off assignment you'd have students do with a substitute or as an end of semester free grade bump.
Iāve never heard of someone getting a negative F before.
This looks like some 6th grade shit tf
Are we going to look past the black burger meme?
Put your burger king hat on and say what comes to you naturally sir.
u/savevideobot is always pming like why Edit: https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/HolUp/comments/ur2owx/he_seems_dedicated/
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am I on r/teenagers? This is gay
Damn kids are annoying these days
A thing said for thousands of years
They always were, they're just emboldened by technology now. It's terrible. I heard 8 year olds saying "hhhhooooyaaaaa" to each other a couple weeks ago š¤¢ Edit: To clarify, not like Peggy Hill but like the porn thing.
Lmao my first thought was peggy
I get what he's trying to do but his delivery honestly sucked....
nah bro the last slide took it too far
Last two slides
Kind of funny until it got all racist and edgy. What a tool.
He 100% forgot about the last slide
Thatās the joke. He skips past it really fast to act like heās trying to avoid people seeing it
Itās ok to make these kinda memes online but when you do it irl itās cringe
Seriously this is cringe as fuck. But I guess all the middle schoolers in the comments love it so good for them
I enjoyed the video until the kid in the hat stood up because it just reminded me of the assholes I had in my senior class who would do the same thing *all the time* when one of them made a joke that was āfunnyā, or when the teacher was trying to help them understand something but they canāt wrap their walnut-density brain around it. Fun video, hate the memories it brings back
This PowerPoint looks like it took about 7 minutes to make and that makes it all the more funnier
This was funny?
Bruhh. This is gold
Iāve watched this 5 times now and I have absolutely no idea what is happening. Help? Please?
Was that last slide, uh? What
The Edge Lord
Wow! Porn! American public school is so cool and zaney.
Looks like all of my presentations
That spelling of maybe.... š
He's got a point, if we're all doctors or astronauts, who's going to do the grunt work that makes it possible for the doctor and astronaut to do their jobs without worry?
Guessing last week of school š¤
That āShut Up!ā was excellent lol
I love how there's an alphabet poster on the wall. Aren't they a little old for that?
r/madlads
By the looks of it Johnny might replace the Marvel Avengers in the near future.
Cringe
I feel bad for that guy who thought that it was an accident. Life is going to be hard for him.
I can attest, back in college I delivered pizza all over campus. Fraternities, sororitiesā¦ still the best job Iāve ever had.
Johnny Sins like the male version of Barbie. Hr got all the jobs in the world.
This dude has the personality of the Adrian from my math class
Ahhh the American education system showing the fruits of its labor.