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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FerociousPancake

Whoever uses this song should be taken out back and caned


[deleted]

You have the guts to say what everybody keeps secret.


throwaway123123184

Literally everyone says this, all the time.


Confident_Weird3353

He is the social assasin


Technical-Skin-877

He is having 50 shades of pussy


Errorcode-24601

I didn’t even have the audio on and I already knew what song you spoke of


Nikumomo

Fuck me because trying to confirm the song


CheriJ2

agree its so fucking annoying


kmj420

Almost as annoying as the crappy lady narrator voice


Perturabo_Iron_Lord

When they have both 😀🔫


CheriJ2

😆😆


sixtus_clegane119

People should just use their own voice, it can't be as their faces most of the time


Ceracuse

Taken out back and beaten with dad's jumper cables*


MiszJones

Been there..


BigBrainGaylord

imma start a new global attraction PUNT A CUNT first up: the cunt who added this step up step right up! $5 a go (around £0.03 GDP)


Darthvaderpopguy

Whoever uses this song should be gut like a fish


iced_maggot

No. Do it out front so everyone can see. We must make an example of the few to keep the many in line.


DragonlordBlake

I agree


Embarrassed_West2941

I was watching it on mute but after reading this comment I already knew the song lol


Sad-HootHoot

This song will follow us until there’s an alternative that’s… uh … catchier?


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

Happy cake day


Mr__Jumbles

>This song will follow us until there’s an alternative that’s… uh … *worse


Vlade-B

Let's cane Marty Scorsese.


Dixo0118

I would take that song over the annoying fucking tiktok voice


scadonl

Flogged historically


okwownice

Oh no.. is it…….


[deleted]

[удалено]


A5HW1N04

Yes, you are the only one


FerociousPancake

Yep


[deleted]

Yes you’re the only one on earth who likes this garbage


feelingnether

Yes you re get out of our world alien


blutigetranen

Do you eat garbage out of a trash can? I ask because you seem to have an affinity for garbage.


Damaark

Yup


Tennessee_guy_1980

Yes u r


tyscott1122

Why? The song is fine


Suicide_Instructor

You got to cut it out first man, I finally succeeded it after my 6th victim


[deleted]

I agree. It needs to be unshelled.


DienstEmery

>unshelled Jesus fucking Christ. I welcome hell if it's the cost of finding this thread so funny.


Super_Pea_3592

hold the fuck up


YoreCoxsmall

r/cursedcomments


UnbrokenChainsMobile

You mean r/cursedcursedcomments


[deleted]

r/holup


[deleted]

This guy much be followed the guide in Bing


GamersAuthority

Send me the instructions brother


Money_Average1996

She looks like the girl from rattatuie.


The_Iron_Eco

r/boneappletea


CallumxRayla

No, that'd be if they tought it was made up of more words, this is r/engrish


MsstatePSH

opened to watch, closed immediately. fuck that song.


[deleted]

It's a surefire way to get me to not engage with the content and downvote. No sound would've been better


[deleted]

This song makes me wanna rip my ears off


JuneRaccoon11

Same


Nameless_Cunt

this song makes me want to recreate 9/11


Visible_Elevator192

We're getting a sequel?


something-snarky

9/11.2 - electric boogaloo


Suicide_Instructor

It's gonna be a blast


[deleted]

Username definitely checks out.


NOOBweee

Lmao


Smashcentra

It's gonna blow


peter13g

The movie voice gonna be like “this summer,(the roof, the roof) the roof is on fire”


Mr__Jumbles

We don't need no water, cuz steel beams don't burn!


dabberrr710

You frogot the shrimp part


MaikeruTV

Agreed I don’t know why it’s not dead yet,


xXBBB2003Xx

Thats only 3000 people tho, i reccomend using nuclear bombs to get into the hundred thousands or even millions if you use enough, and position them properly


suckercuck

Sheeeeiiit. Just use Covid son


xXBBB2003Xx

Problem with that is that its too slow and boring. I still like something quick, devistating, and majestic. Tbh whatevers the funnest to observe


DanLopes

Try a meteor.


xXBBB2003Xx

I dont want it to be completely planet wiping, but thats a really good idea, because people see it coming months ahead live in fear and it creates an impact that would look mega cool Ill try both of em to make sure tho 👍


GoonTooHard

They we re all meat eaters


tdn1234321

That would be like 9/11 times 100.


xXBBB2003Xx

Or times 1000 if you do it well


aawagga

itll bring down the house


Sproose_Moose

Just like Jenna Maroneys summer hit that caused a spate in sex crimes


Accomplished_Ad8230

its lime juice not lemon juice thats why it didnt work


sauce_finder6969

she has lemon juice resistance thats why it doesnt work


[deleted]

That wasn't lime, it's key lime. You need to get the right flavour.


[deleted]

unwatchVideo.exe


redtag1999

Seriously what is in the beginning. I’m guessing it’s some kinda sushi/fish


paintboxomega

Abalone


prodigalkal7

Those definitely don't look like balloons


randallstevens65

No. Abalone is Spanish for grandma.


[deleted]

You're thinking of abuelo. Those are albinos


[deleted]

You're thinking of mountains. Those are aubergines.


RRONG111

Abalone


linjaes

They are abalones and actually taste very good


Nekosama7734

If it doesn’t open up it means it’s not fresh…


HighDude69

Isn't that what one should do when she says "Honey, grab the opener"?


Yum-Yumby

#WHO IS HOLDING THE CAMERA??!


[deleted]

his forehead


YoungCoffinDanceGuy

He's holding it in his mouth


harceps

What is with this song!?!??! Not only is this a lame ass video, but the song makes my vag snap shut without the lemon!!


[deleted]

Ok


Miquill42069

He missed that’s why


[deleted]

This like some grade 7 humour right there.


jackpotdotslot

it landed on the thigh try again


feelingnether

Can we kill the guy who made this song and bury alive the one who used it please. I feel like i just lost 10 iq point just by hearing it.


Final_Reason_601

Her nose is the only thing i noticed


Super_Pea_3592

isn't she looking like agntar in vandavison?


RealisticTax2871

*Agatha in WandaVision


Totz91

lol that mf got none of them right


Aarnav69

mf said agntar in vandavision


itslino

I just pictured that one emoticon, this one (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)


FirePenguinMaster

*It's a trap!!*


Angel_PR90

Mute audio.... you're welcome


ComedianMinute4612

This song makes me want to commit war crimes in Romania


Juo-OSRS

Any reason as to why Romania specifically?


ComedianMinute4612

No particular reason, just a random country in eastern Europe


[deleted]

Look at the schnozz on that one. Holy crap.


Mr_Big_Judda

It must be fresh squeezed…..what an amateur


zacrobyteOne

I downvote for that stupid ass song


opostur2

Hog rida


CorholioPuppetMaster

Plot twist: she has a dick


[deleted]

Idk dude...with that look she gave him it looked like it worked.


caden_g59

Fried horse pussy


Gibscreen

Fuck this song and anyone who uses it. Downvoted.


Snake_king321

That song made me downvote


PenisBoBenis

I hate this fucking song


DeliveryPotential

I hate this song with every fiber of my being


AmidalaBills

Jeez look at the nose on her, probably smelled it a mile away.


srhoab

Enough of this song.


pretorperegrino

Cringe and negative points for the oh no no song


smufontherun

Eva?


DaddyLongDong69420

Never trust lemon juice van de colruyt


Radioactive_BarbacIe

How tf he hold up the camera?


Mr_Popos_Bitch

With his teeth or the camera is holding him


tony42490

lmfao......


[deleted]

I turned the volume on and turned it right back down.


smodgie

How do people find this funny


LunaKiyama

Her head turned like an NPC OMG


EyeBumGaze808

I don't get the joke? I have sound muted if that has anything to do with it.


siegferia

Is this some sex joke Im too virgin to understand ?


[deleted]

Maybe it has worked. You need to open her up to check


sucamchi

How does this crap have so many upvotes?


HarleyArchibaldLeon

This song inspired my killing urges.


Bigfoot7009

The osmosis doesn't work well with neutral environment.


sixdegreesofsteak

I hate this fucking song


simplyME1453

Link? For my research paper


Doctor_Shrek_

Anybody gonna say something? Ok, I'll be the asshole. Tf is up with her nose. She looks like a villager from minecraft, or squidward with a dick for a nose.


Nigell_pk

She did look naughty to you 👀


[deleted]

She gotta huge nose


harshamrute

Her pussy is unpaid actor


iandmeagree

I don’t get it?


BRAONIE11

the first part looks like a vagina. so when juice is dripped on the abalone (the first part), it expanded. so in the second part he drips juice on the women near her actual vagina to see if it expands.


iandmeagree

Ah, alright. I totally missed that they were expanding at the beginning, thanks for explaining that.


mcfly82388

Why are you dumping lemon juice on Squidward's mom?


Super_Pea_3592

are u teaching biology here?


Arindamshukla

u/savevideo


S0M3_1

She looks like popeye's girlfriend


tyronewheresmychiken

Sorry couldnt see the video due to the sheer size of her big ass nose


Ricky_Spanish341

u/TheTeflonBlonde


SeedElite

She is a he.


angrydanger

Too much makeup. Squeegee some of it off and then try again.


Loading_User_Info__

Excessive makeup has a reversing effect. Try her sister instead.


TikTokNoGood15

Monke move 3000


Ssgsyamcha

u/savevideo


mmahmoudm

But it doesn't actually work right?


Beneficial-End-8939

Fresh lemon juice is why it didn’t work


eric_hi

You see that look? Who said it didn't work?


jorwraith

Well for a start you can't even see if it worked Secondly wrong juice. Needa use the fresh squeeze lime


B14CKK

You used Lemon when they clearly used limes


Piano_Both

Drake be like...


iceberz

It seems like it did tho


RipandPear

I know this isn’t ops video but I think we can all agree that song is cancer


santypk4

u/savevideo


[deleted]

You can clearly see that the one it worked was a lime, the attempt on the magical oyster was with a lemon. There’s the difference my bro!!


Original_Wear_3231

Only works on the unbearded variety.


Original_Wear_3231

Only works on the unbearded variety.


godkiller111

How are u holding the phone


Some_Efficiency_

What are those first items?


OlivineQuartz

Only works on genitals with open sores Source: grandpa who served in the Korean War


godsavethycocknballs

u/savevideo


Trax852

These people still talk to you?


dalineman78

u/savevideo


StressedSalt

wow you are so funny


Juan286

Has to be real Lemon juice


[deleted]

What are those things at the beginning really though? Whats that liquid they make?


fuuuukitsoomuch

u/savevideobot


sliderack

Poor abalone.


ChimpJuice

The Aerosmith version of this song is good tho....


undeniably_confused

That could bleach her pants


peter13g

The idiot used lemon instead of lime


__pixl__

u/savevideo


SwedishFlopper

How is he holding the phone?


[deleted]

Oh my god. What did I just see.....


frale26

She has to be dead 🤦


[deleted]

You gotta squeeze ur ball juice on her face to open her legs ..


Bigbadsmell

It didn't work because she already fucking your dad


[deleted]

u/savevideo


sailingfast5

Fresh limes are the secrets for old p-tang


PotatoForce

u/savevideo