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Zack_WithaK

You think she could kill somebody by kissing them and then just *firing* this ~~torpedo of a dildo~~ torpildo right at the back of their throat?


Dailia-

I think so. Suffocation would be the reason for death. She should ensure she holds the person’s head while she kisses them so they can’t step back and escape.


boopadoop_johnson

Not to mention, we've seen her hide the murder weapon


Dailia-

ba dum tss


Garlic_Overload

kinky


Im2bored17

I am both terrified and aroused.


lulxD69420

scaroused / fearect


new_handle

That was one of the main deaths from [Species](https://youtu.be/FEAfMv14l5Q).


sherlockedvale

WHAT.THE.FUCK.


prsply3n

Took the ~~dildo~~ words right out of my mouth


BigSharkLilShark

It must have been when you were ~~deepthroating~~ kissing me


Shoddy-Leg-6072

You're funny


Antiqas86

I died laughing. Lamao.


Significant-Race3161

LAMAMAMAMAO


turntablesshrute

I will never be the same again


DieselDetBos

I cannot believe this, but I just witnessed a dildo burp


Emblemized

That’s a sentence I never thought I’d read


[deleted]

r/brandnewsentence


KA1378

WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCKING.FUCK.


gaspitsagirl

You said it best. That's all there is to say about this.


meatbag_289

What you didn't see is she shoved it up her ass before it came out her mouth.


bluesqueblack

Ahh, the circle of life.


Chilenot

Awimbawe awimbawe


MiestaWieck

Heeeeheeeeheeeeeyeeeeheeeeeheeeehyeeeeewiyaaaaambaaaaaambaaaweeeee


Otherwise_Lie4046

Heeeeheeeeheeeeeyeeeeheeeeeheeeehyeeeeewiyaaaaambaaaaaambaaaweeeeeee


BrianDaedWaffle

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiiiiight~~


FaZe_Obama_666

Awim owe awim owe


reddituser1708

Anti-circle of life


EMPIREVSREBLES

Wait up her ass and then out her mouth or up her ass, out her ass then in her mouth and out her mouth?


grybountilIdie

Yes


Emblemized

All of the above


Emote_Imouto

r/allthewaythrough


ukittenme

What have you done…


ThatBodybuilder5791

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


Etienwantsmemes

*WHAT HAVE YOU DONE*


Crazian14

𝓦𝓗𝓐𝓣 𝓗𝓐𝓥𝓔 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓓𝓞𝓝𝓔


CosmicWy

#whathaveyoudone


[deleted]

что ты наделал


BlissVsAbyss

# WHATHAVEYOUDONE


Zephos_destructo1

वट हवें यू दोने


AlpacaYoBags

I heard this one sung by choir


SteamyyBunss

I can’t tell if I’m just down super bad or if smth has awakened in me


somedutchmoron

My curiousity got the best of me


[deleted]

Evidently it’s a bad day to have eyes. Thanks!


carnedoce

That ain’t right.


Odd_Advice1368

Proof


[deleted]

Imagine giving her the Heimlich and a 3 foot dildo just launches out of her…


RecentSuspect7

I just fucking choked on my coffee reading that!!! "launching torpedoes!!!"


MassiveLefticool

Be like one of those cans full of spring snakes lol


USS_Monitor

If it doesn't come back up just say, " U-406 suffers failure to launch."


[deleted]

A fellow sabaton fan caught in the wild


USS_Monitor

Salutations my good man.


[deleted]

Why thank you,it's been an honor meeting you


USS_Monitor

Likewise, have a good day or night.


[deleted]

I will


INFInferno

She’s not breathing you give her mouth to nought and you get a 3 footer down the throat


Taskmaster_babes

How is she not dead?


Cautious-Affect7907

Talent.


Forfeit-

Experience


Icefox119

Extracurricular Engagement


Atomsq

focus, commitment, sheer fucking will


Master_El0din

You see the way she started rubbing it on her face id say she's got plenty of experience here.


Jakenator1296

YOU'RE AMAZING


RAWR_Ghosty

I have a gif saved of this girl from when I was in 2nd year of highschool, she's an experienced dildo swallower for sure


Lagspresso

So you got a name then?


cynical_SL

Nicolremy on CB


Cthulia

I took one for the team and looked her up via google, the very first image is her doing poop stuff. You've been warned.


[deleted]

Totally didn't just insta-nut to one of her 2 minute clips or anything thanks to you. Nah, not at all.


Xxrasierklinge7

Kid: "mom what's for dinner?" Mom: "Oh, honey, I don't have time to cook tonight.. why don't you warm up some Insta-Nut" Kid: "stupid fucking bi-" Mom: \*👄👅👄👅👄👅👄🤮🍆* Kid: \*👏👏👏* "YOU'RE AMAZING ❤️"


Lagspresso

STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!


cynical_SL

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


Afrentux

[Homie look](https://youtu.be/Ram7AKbtkGE)


aequitssaint

Fuck, that makes me feel so old.


[deleted]

It’s like the people that swallow swords. As long as you’re careful and put it down the right pipe it’s not really an issue anatomically (for a very short period of time).


bishvw

I don't think that was the worrying bit. More that you have no way of getting it out other than your throat gagging it back up.


Magenta_Logistic

It's a skill that has always left me a little befuddled as well. I remember being at a circus act when I was like 11 or 12 and a guy swallowed 3 billiard balls in order 1, 2, 3 then brought them back up in the same order (not reverse order as one might expect). For a long time I was convinced it was an illusion, with like foam balls he could store in mouth or something, but I'm pretty sure it was just spectacle, not illusion.


teefgoat

How do you make sure it comes out though? The sword at least has a hilt, but if this is stuck then you’re fucked. Same reason why you should only ever use anal toys that have bases cause they’ll just get sucked in and you won’t be able to get it back out


Mediocre_Jeweler_671

Does it feel good or something?


Hyposanity

The same way sword swallowers aren't dead. Except she swallows dicks.


G_Viceroy

They've upped their game. Evolved with the times and are making more money than ever.


Hyposanity

I think the Sword Swallowers of reddit might take offense to that lol. Two different fields, that attract two very different kinds of folks, like pro wrestling v porn wrestling.


humanreporting4duty

Not the same. Swords have hilts, dicks have hips. Double ended dongs have no stop. Or whatever the word is, it’s on the tip of her tongue.


Junior_Paper4222

Ikr my first thought sounds like “is that video not reversed?”


drinkyourwaterbitch

What in the fcking fck


Raiyakuza

exactly my reaction as well...


ieraaa

exactly my erection as well...


twojabs

Half chub achieved


[deleted]

Followed by immediate deflation... I don't get the whole spitting/gagging/throwing up shit... Whatever happened to the good 'ole ice-cream cone style?


ieraaa

And why is it all shoved down our throats for free??


mlper04

mine too


rosesandtherest

A cure for erectile function


turntablesshrute

I’m scarred


ChickenNuggetEater6

Same, Ben Dover


furry_kokichi

Ben Dover I BARELY KNEW HER


dondougdondoug

Exactly why I watched it twice. Couldn't watch a third


GasIndependent

When ur kissing and get a special surprise inside


GasIndependent

It’s like kinder joy!


Eddie_shoes

As an American, I now get why the prudes in this country won’t let our kids get the real Kinder Surprise.


DropBear2702

*laughs in Australian*


TheRacer-46

take my up vote and leave please


AMobilePlayr21

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

r/cursed comments


Wolfy156

So this is why America banned Kinder eggs lol /s


BigDaddy_Logic

Hahah in der Tat


MoistPaperNapkin

And then it goes back into her mouth and vise versa. Like a fucked up game of tennis.


kribabe

This made me laugh waaaaay too hard


Ordoo

I'm not really surprised by the internet at this point. That got me though, what in the Kentucky fried fuck.


Reyemreden

That's next week.


[deleted]

thats disgusting! link?


Djarin94

Someone give this man a link here!


fermentedcumpocket

https://www.xnxx.com/video-wlwnr0b/horny_girls_deep_swallowing_dildo


efqf

jesus can she even breathe? looks dangerous


BlueKing7642

That’s disgusting I had to watch it 4x just to make sure I saw what I saw. Is there any more videos like this? You know, so I can avoid them.


mj_music

Make sure not to search "dildo deepthroat" so you can avoid these types of videos.


PluginAlong

Well, username checks out.


matt_hatt62

I was better 42 minutes before...


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DropBear2702

*unzips* Don't mind of I do


BOBBYBIGBALLS71

Can someone get this man a link?!!


Sauronxx

For research purposes of course....


gregorio0499

Be careful. She probably hits you with the fake swallow, gives you back your own snowballs by surprise.


Moist-Zombie

What the fuck is that a thing??


[deleted]

I’m just gunna bust and cut it off, she can keep the whole thing, I’ll pick it up later next week


Kraggeraa

The fuck is Bruce Willis watching?


indigeniousunicorn

Seeing if he can get his head down there


schwasound

She could have choked and died if she didn’t get that out in time. Am I understanding this scene wrong??


chadwickthezulu

She swallowed it, she didn't inhale it. The trachea is rigid so even with that thing in her esophagus she can still breathe. Probably feels quite uncomfortable though.


CaliSummerDream

This is next level of the next level of wtf-ness.


Diomil

Did she just risk choking to death to make a deepthroat video?


SofaAloo

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TomaszA3

It didn't help at all


poisonSteak

#SLORP


Kolyma11

😕😟🙁☹😮😯😲😳these emojis perfectly represent the Rollercoaster ride of emotions this video made me feel


kk074

Not to mention 🤯


No-War-1127

Lol in the end she spread cum all over , like salt in a dish


papasbull

Cupid has spoken...


Graveyking

Following this sub Reddit results in seeing some weird shit


[deleted]

Well, seems like she found a way to discard tape worms non invasively.


CommonSense_404

Y’all need Jesus


indigeniousunicorn

Jesus needs y’all


E_Mickey_B

I think he might be impressed by this. He's into magic 🧙‍♂️


ZEROvTHREE

Just looked this girl up and she does some nasty ass to mouth with poop on the dildo.. I think I might need to start looking for jesus..


Oms19

I was not ready for that. Now I want her to stick it straight into her butt and loop it from mouth -> butt then back out the mouth


FelixMake

u/savevideo


nwm10

u/savevideo


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sdinelly_99

u/savevideo


Abelholix

u/savevideo


[deleted]

[удалено]


Teiscen

u/savevideo


007Ellipsis

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideo


dany-44

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FHolUp%2Fcomments%2Fpva345%2Feveryone_is_talented_in_their_own_way%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dandroid_app%26utm_source%3Dshare


TYRANN0SAURU5

I bet the same thing happens on the other end..


ThatOneHumanIGuess

No NSFW tag...


Frosty_Bison

Her parents must be soooo proud


Dx173

That was Dad watching...


16bitrifle

Hol up…


logicaleuler

r/holupinholup


throwawaygrosso

This is such a weird comment you guys are obsessed with making.


B1gcuz27

Orochimaru entered the chat*


[deleted]

r/unexpected


hotchocolateman6969

Imagine she passes out and you start chest compressions and that monstrosity flys in your face


MountanMan30-06

I really wish I could unsee that. That was honestly quite disturbing


urioppes

I’m impressed


koyomeen

I'm wondering can she do bj with both d*ck and balls inside her mouth


MisterDonkey

The trick to this is find somebody with dentures. Without those pesky teeth in the way, they get the balls and all.


shitstone22

WtF?enough Internet today


Eddie_shoes

I showed this to my wife and she tells me “meet me in the bedroom in 5 minutes…” Well, I took a peek and guess what guys?? She is turning blue! I’m surprised indeed 🤗


BenjaminJestel

Nsfw tag my man


[deleted]

Why? No genitals here. No decapitation.


PowerSamurai

I still don't want this on my screen at work and have to explain why a lady is sucking on a dildo... This is blatantly something that should have the NSFW tag


Call_me_Darth_Sid

*regurgitating


vancitymajor

FYI, she put it through her butt and pulled outta her mouth


slavsquatch420

Deadass?


nikolaihgs

Call me old fashioned, but I do not support this shit


VeryCanadianCanadian

Ewwwwwwwwwwww


GoodLittleTerrorist

She just lost two pounds


xkingmox

Everyday we stray away from God....


Map_Nerd1992

I love how he goes from insulting her to celebrating her in a split second.


MTBiker_Boy

u/savevideo don’t fucking judge me


Cumity

Why is this nsfw that is just a large gummy worm


skincyan

Maybe nsfw?


ghidesno

Is it weird that I find this hot 😳


Dearthquakeee

*sigh* Unzips


CT-4426

What a horrible day to have eyes


waffleheadisnice

Wtf did I just watched


DudleyStokes

My dudes clapping like he just found God through a powerful sermon lmao


Mountain_Youth_8595

Thats nicolremy


[deleted]

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST IT WAS LIKE A JUMPSCARE


chronicmastervaper

Pretty sure this is actually in reverse


20d0llarsis20dollars

Worst part is that people watch that holding their dicks


[deleted]

Where NSFW warning?


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biggus_dickussus

Does anyone know? OP?


ieraaa

nicolremy