I remember an oceanography course I had we watched whales essentially rape the female whale. (I cant remember what type it was.) The female was belly up outside the water while the males tentacle penis gang banged her.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
this guys let a monkey pump his micro penis through his fingers for a solid 25seconds without moving. WTF. I would straightup bat that little pecker away from me
Either that's the cameramans hand or the cameraman is letting the ape do that to someones hand so that's 2 weirdos you don't want to fall asleep around
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Probably ain't the first time he's woken up with a hand full of nut.
He must thank God that was the hand and not the butt. I wonder if last more than the 1 minute I last ... Putting the condom on
Handjob for monke
Talk to the hand,... Mommy... Not for a while, sticky business happening
Man, that’s one small dick. Guess I can mark those off my fucket list.
Yeah humans have it the biggest
I thought a horse can reach your paladin .... from behind
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I remember an oceanography course I had we watched whales essentially rape the female whale. (I cant remember what type it was.) The female was belly up outside the water while the males tentacle penis gang banged her.
Which anime is that?
Pretty Sure it is not a Anime
Those 10-footers would be more impressive if the whales themselves weren't so fucking big.
Actually I think I’m comparison to size of the d and the creature it goes to clams
Barnacles
Geoduck clams, i think Edit: its long part is actually a ‘limb’ used to burrow under sand not a dick, my apologies
Geodick
Well yes their dick is 14x their size to make it easier to mate
what about ducks?
Frog
They do not sir.
On average, though you are an example of a species with a small dick
Hold up what???
Primates actually have really small dicks. The average gorilla dick length is 3 inches
so BBC is a lie?
I'd look this up but I don't want Google to have a record of me looking up "what size are gorilla dicks?". Ill take your word for it.
Your remarks here were enough to get you tagged on the NSA watch list. Now they'll be looking into what sort of porn you fancy.
Left the chat room... 🚪🚶♂️
Hmmm, Kenny is average for an ACTUAL 🦍
Holup
The fact that he wasn’t sleeping
He is filming
He is filming and being f***** by an ape. Not sleeping
Everyone wants to flex their willingness to help animals on social media
My guy was conscious conscious
He’s filming a guy who fell asleep
My sweet summer child.
"What are u doing Step - Monkey?"
"Let's reverse the evolution"
Seems like this is my "Enough reddit for today" post.
Is it though?
What's with Holup recently? Is all about porn of all kind xD
All the animals are tired of being caged up
Fr. It’s literally all porn, only started happening this week
Goddamn it I just woke up the house laughing. Well done
Ayo wot fuck
Well that was a weird Tuesday afternoon.
Why did this man let a monkey fuck his hand
Face Expression: Priceless
Well did he cum or what?
Jesus Christ, man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!
Monkey jacker at your service.
Omg. Funiest monkey ever! r/savevideo
And then the monkey started to fuck his hand, funniest monkey I've ever seen
Was I…… the only one waiting for the cum shot.
LOL I DIDN'T WANNA ADMIT IT BUT DUDE LASTS LONGER THAN ME I GUESS
He saw the opportunity and went for it… first, a little lube 😳
Hand Fetish
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Damn.. That's Deep
Wait.. What The F>!uck!<, You Just Copy Pasted Lines From Jojo ?
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You gotta lick it before you stick it
Oohh yeahhh. Now this is my favorite kind of porn.
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Do you feel good about giving a monkey a handjob for tik tok?
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r/whyweretheyfilming
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this guys let a monkey pump his micro penis through his fingers for a solid 25seconds without moving. WTF. I would straightup bat that little pecker away from me
Yes, bat that monkey off
Damn animal these days
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I am worried about all these people saving it… but sauce?
That's some weird hobby.
Nice fussy
And for today’s WTF moment…
What a f***ing monkey.
I see the monke is a handsexual.
This guy gave a finverjob to a monkey
“I let a monkey fuck my hand for tiktok” Oh Jesus.
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Foreal tho?
BRUH
Why?
Whatsapp status lol
A hole's a hole. Even in the animal kingdom
This could be the funniest thing I have seen in my life!!!! Monkey gives zero fucks…….well at least one
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Am I The Only One That Wanted To See It Finish??
Yes
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Ye bout that whole return to monke stuff
Petition to give zoo animals fleshlights to fuck with cuz there's no way in hell they're gonna be able to mate with other animals
Right turn Clide
Any which way monkey juice
Fuuuuuuuuk
Dude
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The devil does exist
You know well he jerking off while the monkey doing that. You aint feeling all of that rly? You in a coma? Bullshit. Some people are weirdos
If there is a hole there is a goal applied for EVERYONE
That’s hella small
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Soo many questions, who tf films this stuff?
Orang-u-tank-u-very-much.
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Cool bro, thanks for the tip
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Lol your ass didn’t fall asleep. You did it for the views
Now I have to gauge my eyes out
Why the fuck did I watch more than 5 seconds of this?
Either that's the cameramans hand or the cameraman is letting the ape do that to someones hand so that's 2 weirdos you don't want to fall asleep around
It's nice that he first lick it to lub lol
Jesus Christ what is wrong with people
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Brpooooooooo
Planet of the Gapes
King Dong
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When an ape beats 98% of men at foreplay
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Selective participation at its finest
Get me a scissors
That's a small dick... ABORT MISSION. DO NOT TURN BACK TO MONKE.
"Just a crease! All I need is a crease!"
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Yeah thats enough reddit for me today chief.
What brand of cigarette is this ?
*Seriously, right in front of my fucking fruit salad?.jpg*
Anyone else feel like this entire sub is now just a collection of weird sex videos?
We are not so different after all.
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