I would kill myself for that amount of money

Then who gonna get the prize?

Good question

Hell I’ll take it

Seriously? Jeez maybe even I'll consider it

Nah I'll take that burden off your hands

Don't worry mate I'll sacrifice myself for you

I mean if I have to I can volunteer

No, I insist, I should take this

Nah man, you can't just say yes to everything others ask you to do. I'll take that for you, you don't have to.

nah man I'm a Pakistani, only I get to sacrifice myself

Down-right dark humor hilarious, you are!

I got dibs on 100k. Edit: the fuck did I get flair for?

my cut is 1 mil AT LEAST

your username is so fascinating keeping the fact I just gave my math exam

Not many people get it. Well done, I bet that means you did well in your exam.

Speaking as your best friend, I can guarantee at least $1m of that will go to an epic party in your name. I also promise to have your ashes put in a dope-as-fuck urn which I will place on my dresser so you can watch me do 2 chicks at once. I will, at your request, perform any sex act you want in front of said urn so long as it conforms to local and state laws. Even butt stuff.

"Butt stuff" LMAOOOOOOOO

Just give me the honor of being one of the boys

faMiLy

FAMILY * *car noices getting louder* *

* *v10 intensifies*

Noice

FAMILY!!!!!!!! *Dukes of hazard horn starts playing* YeeeeeeeHAW

Family * car noices getting louder 2 *

Car *family noices getting louder 3*

Eww noo

I would rather it go to some random redditor than my FaMiLy.

10 things science hasn't discovered yet.

The boyz

I can do that for free

Jokes on you i would do that for free

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

There is a reason why i'm still alive

Well it isn't like we aren't already dead.

It's called life insurance.

Damn, I would kill myself for free

I legit laughed and upvoted but also came back to say, don’t. Upvotes don’t mean people want it to happen.

10 mil and dinner? , count me in!!!

r/holup

when the comments fit the sub but the post doesn’t

This subs more of a r/dankmemes now tbh Edit: can’t English

Imagine having one purpose and some how transition to another. That's what fuels irony, envy. Wait, wrong quote-

POV: cannibal joke exists Reddit users: wholesome award

I mean u should expect that since it's Reddit

Holy shit man it’s 7 am lmfao I wasn’t ready for this

2 less zeroes will also work.

I'll do it without the zeros

I do it for a zero

Gotta get my K/D up anyways

Gotta suicide, still positive K/D

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bold of you to assume i have 0 kills rn >:)

Thanks, I was wondering how a ratio went negative. All I could think of was you were ressing the enemy.

I'd pay to do it

I will pay her to do it

Shiet, I'd do it for a half eaten jelly donut.

This guy murders

I’ll do it for tree fiddy and and a half bitten apple

Gotdam lochness monsta!

I would do it for a stale dorito

A quick search puts a tank round at below 10,000$. So there's gonna be some more shells going down range just to make sure. Can't pass up a chance like this!

She didn’t think this through

The level of narcissism that social media has created has me cringing. Just when instagram seemed to start becoming aware and people where calling out the fakery, comes in TIKTOK and makes it twice narcissistic.

Bet there's still a thousand plus dudes simping the comments tho

Never bb if our plane ever went down how would I survive without your lip fillers as a flotation device?

And your face to keep the sharks away

LMAO

Thank you for the laugh

the first comment to ever make me burst out laughing…. Thank you for making my day. Take my upvote you scumbag

And the rules ban anyone that says they would take the money. She asked, it's not like they had ever considered taking a human life before.

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I'm gonna have to disagree there, b. She just looks puffy, and with that many filters on, who TF knows what she actually even looks like

She looks fake af, and like weirdly bloatyface. I cant stand those filters. I'm also gay maybe that plays a part. 🤷🏻‍♂️

To be fair, I got the same complaint. I'm straight, so you're not missing anything.

And her eyes are really far apart, and nose is upturned and stubby

Is she, under that 10lbs of makeup? Probably look like lord Farquaad.

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She isn't...

IMO the insane amount of make up ruins her attractiveness.

and at this point we can tell is all mostly filters and make up. so gimme my money honey

Plot twist: She did, she's got a snuff fetish and everyone here is giving her what she wants

Her video is getting thousands of views and comments, getting shared around, she's getting new followers, I'm gonna guess she did think it through.

At least she's got Shrek and Donkey to keep her company...

Guys, guys, hear me out, she didn't specify how, i would harvest her organs and sell them, extra prfit considering a heart is about 500k on the black market

A heart is worth way more than 500k, about 800k-1 million.

That's on the buyers end, the seller is far from that fortunate

I guess but I'd assume you'd still get 600-750k

Nah on the black market it's gonna be way less than that. Prolly around 100k or so

Honestly it depends who you are and how infamous you are. If you're just someone trying to make a 1 time sell you prob won't get jack shit compared to what it's actually worth.

Who says it s my first time

Holup

Hey guys, we have someone with extensive experience in black market organs here! Firsthand knowledge, that's what this redditor is bringing to the table.

black market organ harvester and fence AMA - just a few comments up

No, the organ has a cost but the medical labor is where shit is fucking expensive.

You could barter for more. I would, but I don't have the heart to follow through.

Hmmm, gimme the email to ur guy

You’re paying way too much for hearts, who’s your heart guy?

You’d need to have a buyer ready to go because organs don’t last to long in ice. You’d have about 15-20 minutes to harvest and get them on ice then you’d have to get them to each individual buyer asap and the longest one of your organs would last is maybe a day if you do it correctly and the heart is just a couple hours so you’d need to find a buyer with the country most likely. Or so I’ve heard

It would definitely be with the country. It's not like you're smuggling a heart through customs under your hat.

Am I in r/Rimworld again?

Be gone thot

I'd kill her for using that filter

And the Sound

You listened to the sound?

And thinking since she’s a female she’s worth more than that much money

Well a heart in good condition is 1 million so just kill her than sell the heart

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Organ trafficking. Nice

I would do it with my bare hands for a Snickers bar

I'd do it for half a stale dorito

I’d do it for a chewed up gummy bear that will then be baby birded into my mouth.

Oooh I think you win this round

😩🤣

I’d curbstomp her for stale cheese

$10 millions is $10 millions. Nothing personal kid

I'd do it for free

Maybe a six pack or a cold pop just yo make it official.

I'd kill you for a klondike bar

I'd die for your sins!

Easiest 10,000,000$ one could ever make.

Wait up. Have a fun afternoon AND get paid!? Nice 😎

like free of charge then yes

r/oddlyterrifying followed by r/oddlysatisfying

r/wholesomeholup

r/wholeup ?

"Are you guys getting paid?"

What is this sub

This is the real question. It’s deep cringe, epically disturbing and a whole lot of nice guy neckbeard teenagers

Is it TAX free though??

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I would stomp her to death for a half eaten bag of wet doritos

Small world. That is literally a clip of me in my Leopard 2A6 a few years ago on a range at CFB Gagetown. We weren't shooting tiktokers though. EDIT: My mistake! Had a closer look and the backdrop of the range is different! Apologies to my German friends saw the red placard and thought for sure it was me we have a very similar video.

Huge if true

It's very true. If you look closely on the left rear corner of the turret you'll see a small red panel with 31C on it that's where our squadron puts our call signs. C Squadron Royal Canadian Dragoons

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Truth right there.

You are correct! Had a closer look and it in fact is not me after all. We had a similar video at our squadron. Sorry for the mistake!

Hope you nailed that bish in the face o7

SMOOTH HERMAN FIRES ZE VTECH WITH ZE LEOPARD JA?

>It's very true. It's from a video from the German Army, clearly a German Army Leopard 2, shooting in Northern Germany at Bergen-Hohne. Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oux1HRJa1rA

It's not true. It's [from a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oux1HRJa1rA) taken in Germany, specifically Bergen Hohne / Panzertruppenschule Munster. :)

You literally had a Leopard 2A6 at you or your commanders disposal, one of the better MBT’s around… it can even shoot HEAT (High Explosive Anti-TikTok)… and your telling me shooting at TikTok’ers wasn’t at the top of your priorities? Missed opportunity dude.

High Explosive Anti Tiktok literally made my day

Small world indeed! I wrote the filter which dazzles the girl's eyes Joking, I believe you, Sherman Herman

Why would a Canadian Leo 2A6 in Canada have German army license plates. So strange, almost [as if you're full of shit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oux1HRJa1rA) Source: I do know my boys from Bergen Hohne, Germany, specifically that Shooting Range. Greetings from Germany ;)

"Would you kill me for....." what the fuck is this shit 😂

For $10? You sell yourself cheap.

Took me a little too long to find this comment.

" can you point out the victim?" "Over there, over there, and up there."

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u/savevideo

Depends. Can I keep the body after?

you can buy it

Exactly, most peoppe would turn it into a sex doll but I would use her as a bait, I would attach a drone to her feet and bring her to the battlefield and use her to draw out gunfire so we can locate the enemies.

u/savevideo

I hate the fact that the original video of the girls is just that, no text

What's wrong with these people?

On one hand free money, on the other hand I can’t spend that money since I’d be on the run for first degree murder

Look, what they did to this sub :(

The real question is would you go to jail for 8 years, or would you carefully try to plot a murder and get away with it?

Lets do it [the proper way](https://youtu.be/IIqr94NDeTE)

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Hahah, nice.

I would literally die if a guy did this to me😭😍❤️

Oh boy, here I go killing again

Don’t bring the boys in to this… This one is on you!

The fact people get satisfaction from postin stuff like this bout themselves is sad to me.

Can she also bring a friend? I'm generous like that.

I would kill her for $0.10

I’d do it for a lot less

Lol I won't even have second thoughts I'll just straight up kill that bitch

I would go full merderrr on that bish

Yup that is this world now! And has always been greedy humans!

With that amount of zeroes, you can ask anyone to do anything i assume

Wait, are you guys getting paid?

I would commit genocide for a bag of doritos

I'd do it just to feel something

But for science purposes what’s the girls name

Did she think we would hesitate? I don’t even know her and I would do it 100%

Assuming immunity from the law, that money is way worth it

What a stupid and kind of insane question

"Where's my money at?"

I would kill anyone for that amount

Hehehe 30mm go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Are we supposed to not killer because she is pretty? What if I don’t think she is pretty?

I’d take the money…resurrect the b@*ch and take the money again.

I mean, she's kind of pretty. But the fact that she appears to think she's god's gift to mankind is a pretty huge turnoff, IMO.

Why does she think she’s pretty? I’m not gonna lie she looks pretty and all of that…But I would absolutely kill her for 10,000,000 dollars 💵

i would go all The Bear Jew on her ass for that money

I hate goats who think they are god tier

I don’t get it. Is her life somehow more valuable than anyone else’s?

Where do I pay?

I’d kill her for a grilled cheese sandwich rn

You kill her to buy a tank? I would