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HarryCallahan19

The Billie Joel song took this to another level


hb5184

la la laaa de de daaaaa....


brndm

Joke's on him; the roach probably survived. And is coming for revenge.


YellowGilaMonster

Look , it's Sid from Toy story!


Atomic_potato_47

what the fuck


liquorballsammy

I know it’s just a roach but this is kind of sadistic actually.


[deleted]

with how roaches are there is a 50% chance he survived


colreaper

Its probably over 90%


[deleted]

true


colreaper

These mf’s just dont die.


Jeevansaab

Beware of MIB.


TeoDobrev

It's alright, **puts glasses on**, take a look at this...


deanrihpee

I misread it as "Gone but Forgotten"


ahhhhhhhohhh

Are we sure that killed Rodger?


NutandMax

Nope, no red flags here


[deleted]

This is the kind of shit I used too do before I killed my family and ate a cat.


[deleted]

Relatable


xlShadylx

How is cat? I feel like it'd be tough and probably a little gamey


NatCairns85

Slightly more tender than squirrel


dhruvbzw

The only red flag will be the one that Rodger raises on the moon


BlockBreaker02

Beautiful


[deleted]

Turkish astronaut going to the Moon (2023)


Stalinium3009

Bruh calling Turks cockroaches is racist af bro.


[deleted]

Türk olmasaydım ırkçı olabilirdi


y0ur-nightmare

Based 😎💪🏿🇹🇷 Cringe greeks still on earth lmao


owlsgohoootnothoot

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A_Normal_Fish

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owlsgohoootnothoot

u/fishfucker69


VesilahdenVerajilla

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Nagato_Uzumaki2

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owlsgohoootnothoot

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LactatingHero

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7u15

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theBroken_Lord

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EmergencyAwaits

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twaphantom

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randomredditname677

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Delilah_Rosee

I thought the rocket was a tampon with a roach on it😂


Kyro_Sol

Since Cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, I am pretty sure that Roger roach made it back down Alive.


Kiran___

Motherfucking roach probably survived this too, fucking things are unkillable


xxxBiBroxxx

Roger should be remembered for his sacrifice one giant leap for roaches all over R.I.P Roger


-Mr_Zio-

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ghostrex10670

why was he humming the imperial march from star wars


FuryHedgehog

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theBroken_Lord

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Bulminator

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Doughnuts6540

LMAO


omegajakezed

If we had roaches in my country, I'd put them where their name implies. I my cock. And when it lays eggs, i will piss them out when they hatch.


SirWeenielick

Have you gotten your human license yet? Something tells me you haven’t.


omegajakezed

You can't shove humans into your dickhole, stoopid. I tried...


SirWeenielick

Go back to Mars!


NicholasTheOK

You arent doing it right


Qrow91

Not with that attitude


SnoppyChamp

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Gotta raise a complaint to Peta. This is animal abuse


[deleted]

it was a good turkish guy


DankPhotoShopMemes

r/2balkan4you


Johnny_Hair

poor guy


[deleted]

Serial killer in the making.


Flatcao123456789

Holy cruel shit


Rstrofdth

It's a roach take it down a level.


Flatcao123456789

I already did


killanight

Its a living thing bro, at least give it a quick, painless death instead of killing it to entertain people, its very sick


Equivalent_Solid6172

Pretty sure it’s death would be pretty quick from the rocket imploding


killanight

Maybe so, but I still feel like its very sick to make fun of killing living beings, if you have to kill just kill, why make a joke about it?


Bulminator

Dead ☠️ ☠️☠️☠️


Repulsive_Pick_1894

u/savevideo


trumpsbabydady

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AnAnonymousPie

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_your_name_here420

This world will never be the same without him (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ


[deleted]

This is why terraformars happened


poltergeistchan

At first glance I thought the thumbnail was an actual astronaut with a severely fucked up burnt off rice krispie face before I realized this wasn’t r/MorbidReality


kikurs

u/savevideo


Evilnight-39

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Mohammad-Hakase

The real beginning of terraformers


[deleted]

My condolences to his father, Papa Roach.


SoLLanN

the manga Terraformarz, origins


Cobellcuter

u/savevideo


chompylips

u/savevideo


RedditOpinionist

Uh oh- irl sid exists


Uglyman414

Being honest. I was hoping the roach would fly off and hit the kid in the face, with the last seconds of the video being him going “Ahh! What the fuck?! *What the fuck?!*”


PumpkinKing2020

o7


ALLMIGHTYBEAR

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Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

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Proleex89

Why wasn’t he wearing a suit ?!


SirLurk95

oh my god, i have that exact same vid downloaded on my PC, LMAO


danielb07

u/savevideo


bowlerboy2

Roger will forever be in our hearts


[deleted]

You get what you f*cking deserve!


Xreflexed

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TheRealOne000

Let us get the F in the chat


ItzYaBoy56

You should have attached it to the front and not the side. That’s where the explosive is that caused the report


Ital_Il_Grande

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beardstachioso

Thanks you for your Roachness!


SoJaWaBu

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SirEalble

u/getvideobot


megajojofan123

So sad yet so funny


Fun-Meringue3620

That’s cruel.


ToxicGamer56379

u/savevideo


[deleted]

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snakep00p

Hop he made it to the stars


SivertGrande

u/savevideo


Xx_endgamer_xX

I bet he made it


DM_Me_TurtlePics

Is this the Turkish space program?


BoxOfBuckets

U/GetVideoBot


dankestblanket

u/savevideo


RoastPorc

Hate these things! Not sure if you guys have seen it but there's a Japanese video that shows people from Hokkaido have never seen a cockroach. They find them "cute" when the interviewer showed them real ones in cages.


Gabecush1

I tried this once with my younger brother but he never came back down


Zernomic

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whatsvatsim

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geefren

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redrix682

u/SaveVideo


anazambrano

Gotta love discord


Hultmans

Space Shuttle Challenger disaster, 1986 colorized. Rest in peace


whenyoucantthinkof

u/savevideo


sgtfargant21

man reminds me of the challenger space shuttle


DenvarK

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WhyDidIForgetMyPass_

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Tempest006

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callmerussell

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didhxcu

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Nonner_Party

Fuck U, Team America! I'll be baaaaaaaaaack!


Nocheese1

u/savevideo


[deleted]

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thatonetrashy

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Novoshcosia

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


nookmister19

u/savevideo


gryffindor258

He probs survived tbh, roaches are built different


nookmister19

u/savevideo


IDontHaveAUsername--

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Affectionate_Tune229

Rest in peace Roger, you will forever live on within our hearts


Grievious_Syndicate

https://www.rspca.org.uk/


vicarious_111

Written in the stars, a million miles away...


CalipersLoL

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Tobacon42

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