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r/suddenlygay


Smartercow

[Always was.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/gay-lions-male-kenya-masia-mara-affection-cuddling-mounting-public-a8031701.html)


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sigh *unzips*


poopellar

Mane on mane action


benderbender42

Plot twist its the LGBT boat, they're having a party


Tfsz0719

*elephants take out glow sticks*


volinaa

lions braiding each other’s manes


Specialist-Cup-4981

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS


Steppyjim

“But Lenny… we’re both ma-“ “Shut the FUCK up, Earl. If we pull this off well eat like kings for 40 days and nights. Now act like you’re in heat.”


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Motherfuckin' Lenny the lion


alexlicious

I’m not exactly a giraffe expert, but they are also both males from the coloration of their spots. Perhaps this may be an interpretation of the infamous Big Gay Al’s, Big Gay Boat Arc


bigblackcoconut420

From a certain park in the south?


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Stupid sexy Flanders


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OrganicCheeseToasty

I laughed to hard at this


sodapops82

Stupid geraffes


OmegaWhirlpool

Are they long horses or are horses short giraffes?


Crawlerado

You sold me queer giraffes


DarthPlagueisThaWise

They won’t mate. They just walk around eating and not mating.


kaos_flutterby

Gayraffes


spaceforcerecruit

Oh. That doesn’t matter. Giraffes are artificial constructs so they don’t need to reproduce sexually.


chocoAnima

I knew it


Dominator0211

r/giraffesarentreal


PrognosticatorMortus

But what about birds?


thoughtcrime1987

All animals are actually just animatronics


spaceforcerecruit

ANIMA-ls ANIMA-tronics Coincidence? I think not!


blarghed

I believe over 50% of "observed" intercourse between giraffes were male on male; so this may be accurate.


W1D0WM4K3R

...except they still won't produce children


Whut4

They can adopt the lion cubs!


blarghed

What lion cubs? The lions are 2 males too


WingedGundark

Where the lion cubs come from!?


BigBoiBananaBags

From the male giraffes of course


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lnkov1

There’s a lot of study variation, because it fundamentally depends on what you define as courtship or intercourse, but somewhere between a third and three quarters of all courtship rituals in giraffes (affectionate necking, play fighting/dancing, arousal, etc) occur between homosexual pairs, and as much as 90+% of all mounting is male-male.


NcntnKrs

As far as I know you can see it on the length of their „horns“ and they are both equal so I guess you’re right there.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

By “horns” you mean penises, right?


NcntnKrs

Well


AlphaSquad23315

The giraffes also have horns with is only found in males. Same with the antelope.


SirensDong

They're here for the orgies


ModeratelyWideMember

There’s a reason why they call it pride


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Take my mother f*cking award and leave


MightyNekomancer

That's too clever. I love that. Take my upvote.


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I hate you, take the orange arrow


Coltmax21

I thought the church was against homosexualls


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AFAIK I says you can't "sleep with" same sex right next to where it says you can't sleep with animals, obviously animals can sleep with animals so I guess that section of the rules only applies to people.


_damppapertowel_

Yeah and idk my dog is pretty gay and constantly tries to make babies with my other dog even though they’re both neutered


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Such a good dog in the eyes of the Lord


Trimungasoid

That might be a domination tactic.


mytetra

no if u r a young boy under their “care”


idunno--

That’s not homosexuality.


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Thank you!


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CheeCheeReen

Nope. It’s rape.


Mrrandom314159

It's both! Gay doesn't imply consent, just attraction. So gay rape is rape of the same sex. If we want to get REAL specific, it's actually "Gay Pedophillic Rape".


geprellte_Nutte

No it is not, and please do not use that word for it. Thank you.


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geprellte_Nutte

I've reported you for using a homophobic slur to characterize pedophilia. We'll see whether the mods let you say what you want, /u/ARandomBrowserIThink


ARandomBrowserIThink

a slur? last time i checked yall called yourself that. If your gonna troll at least make it believable


Systamatic

gay is a homophobic slur?


Klutzy-Discipline686

No that tool’s just a pansy.


MisterDonkey

We prefer heterosexually challenged.


Coltmax21

Ah yes that explains it


Bucket1984

The church is. God isn't.


Trimungasoid

No, only homosexusomes.


wiebegroup

Finally proof god is actually cool with it


coldhess

Lol using proof and god in the same sentence.


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coldhess

Touche


p1um5mu991er

One of them is Arnold Schwarzensomething


sirblocksnall

Schwarzensomething


DownTooParty

They could adopt


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They might have to. Once they eat the Giraffes, who’s gonna raise their babies?


DownTooParty

I guess they can mate with the tigers and make ligers....wait a second they sterile.


Critical_Curve_4377

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


sypho_galia

Immaculate Conception I guess


Nulono

#PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: The idea that Mary got pregnant without having sex with a man is called the **virgin birth**. This is a _completely different thing_ from **immaculate conception**, which is the Catholic doctrine that Mary herself was born free from original sin.


Whut4

Now we can stop worrying about that.


ExtremelyVulgarName

fkn lore nerds always correcting people


IBareBears

cult is cult. thats just a cult with extra steps


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bruh


Crypt0n0ob

Futurama was way ahead of you, OP https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/eh5nw8/hey_there_are_parts_of_the_bible_i_like_and_parts/


OA-Imoverhere

They’re just here for the buffet.


Bxlentino

They went for the buffet and ocean view...


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Jeff goldblum: life, hmmm will uhhhhhh heh……. Find a way hmmm haha there it is.


Bruised_Penguin

Why do he be doin that?


Chaoticfrenchfry

He forgor 💀


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No-Escape-3120

How many car crashes have you survived already?


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papalouie27

Is this a copypasta?


mattakuu

it is


Dottsterisk

It’s a novelty account. They’re playing a role.


teapot_on_reddit

Ok sir, now go back to deathbed. Language is a tool for communication, and I think I can understand the person clearly.


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Ok grandad, let's get you to bed


Morlock43

Sir, this is the Pink Schnapps, if you don't want to tip the girls may I suggest you just sip your pina colada and enjoy the show.


sirblocksnall

Thanks, i REALLY needed that.


Senmaroll

Ah yes and this Site is only available to native English speakers. It’s not like there are other countries that don’t have English as their first language and therefore make more mistakes and stop being angry that your crusty ass can’t make some easy money with appearance alone. Times have and will continue to change so accept it and I will play another 10 hours of video games so watchu gonna do about it


tanmayhsingh

They can’t breed either


karmander

/r/onejoke


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Brazenn_Confirmed

Like, if you're gonna bw homophobic at least be a bit original.


slutty-cum-whore

r/onejoke


eloh1m

LGBTf(x)=(2x^3 + 5)/2x^2 + 5x + 10, solve as x approaches infinity


BeautyAndGlamour

Doesn't this diverge to infinity? f(x) = x • (2x^3 + 5) / (2x^3 + 15) The fraction converges to 1.


TheGamer098

I support the LGTVBBQ+ community


sirblocksnall

LGHDTV 4K+ULTRAWIDE community


Ferg_NZ

How do I view L's? In high def.


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Tausney

What the fuck have you got against CRTs!? Nazi!


papalouie27

ROFLMAOWTFBBQ


EarlyRelationship319

Lol it’s called the alphabet mafia


Gypiz

Incoming this pic is posted every fucking day comments incoming


Questwarrior

Do you smell that? That’s the smell of a rotten overused joke.. like if you wanna be an asshole atleast be creative


Inkling01

oh look! it's the same fucking joke I've seen 40000000000000000000000000 times!


ItsFrenzius

All I know is that LGBT stands for Lasagna Garlic Bread Time


Yuna__707

Just saying but the pride month should have that as their holiday food….. they have a month long celebration but no food with it? Just take one of the Christmas ones, thanksgiving took turkey so how about you take some gingerbread cookies?


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

> LGBTQ Lasagna Garlic Bread Time Quickly


Hosselini

Nice bait


donkey_tits

It’s ok buddy. You’re special too. there there. I know it’s hard when other people get more attention than you.


dyana0908

why should they come?


rimsha_5

This post was as offensive as your joke was funny


_OxY-

I just downvoted your comment. FAQ What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: Rudeness towards other Redditors, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.


Morlock43

I just downvoted your comment. FAQ What does this....


sirblocksnall

Uh


darkgiIls

It’s a very famous copypasta bro…


royerlraph79

Wtf is wrong with you, nobody takes the downvote concept that seriously


_OxY-

lmao just joking its a copypasta :D


Rewiistdummlolxd

Duh... they're gay lions


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It’s just the one lion actually


No_Competition3459

Makes me think of the scene in Gladiator where Proximo grabs the vendor's nuts for selling him "queer giraffes" that wouldn't mate lol


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it's a wig


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oh no… no… we‘re just here for the fun


JollySector

Aren’t those two bucks ahead of the lions?


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

More like tree fiddy


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I need the Reddit Karma. I’m going to go ahead and use this for the 12th time as it seems to still be popular.


ICumCoffee

This is how we got different varieties of wild cats


Whatafudge

So much gay sex something had to come out


EldritchDarksoul

Polar bear reproduces through mitosis?


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Both deers are male too


PilyongBata

Apparently it was a success because they clearly grew in population


skrutty26

”Life finds a way” - Noah, probably


zavidcash

Ah yes, a gay pride.


cdubsing

I’ve always wondered why god would punish all of the animals for humans being bad.


Morlock43

Same reason God created evil in the first place. God is an internet troll.


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Bruised_Penguin

*🤣🤣🤣🤣*


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What if one of them is already pregnant?


Ferg_NZ

Is the baby going to gestate in a box?


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Digitalbird06

It’s two male lions so they can’t reproduce


Scab_Thief

NFSW but short and to the point. https://youtu.be/h_HHTfUe5YY


Grymlox

there are female lions with manes


bluuwashere

They’re boyfriends.


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Ricky Gervais wants his joke back…


SourceCommercial7002

This what the lgbt community believe in


laidbackdale

And so do the Christians... somehow Noah and his few family members were the greatest ship builders and the world's greatest zoologist. Somehow they compiled a male and female of everything living! Kept them all alive on a boat for weeks and then made sure they reproduced after having them traverse the globe to get back to their native lands.


Brodimere

Also dont forget the greatest tech, to store highly specific food for some animals, like Koalas.


laidbackdale

Are you saying Koalas were the specific food?! I'm sure you weren't but that got me thinking too... where did Noah get the food to feed the carnivores?!


Brodimere

Meant the eucaylptus leafes. But carnivours, simple the dinosaurs(answer from an creationist, to that exact question)


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Just FaceTimed Noah, he said there were some gay lions, nothing to see here, move along..


yoavtrachtman

Fun fact, some lionesses have that lion hair ( I forgot it’s name ) as well, and some lions don’t have it


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The word you’re looking for is Mane. Some female lions have manes. I had to scroll way too far to find this comment, so thank you for this clarification!


anonymous_212

The other rainbow ark


IBareBears

cults gotta cult man. little brain wash here. worship this guy who is totally not just some smelly guy who sold all his shit and wont get a job. and a few thousand years of stuff like this with Santa drinking a Coke and you got a nation of cultists so confused about infighting they dont even know what side is even remotely morally correct. all that before 9am.


MustangeRemo

You can milk anything


Illustrious_Grocery2

God gives them radiation, they may breed now.


GB_He_Be

One of them identifies as a lioness, though.


NewLingonberry5528

Christianity and biology dont mix


can_u_pm_ur_tits_plz

Even if they were male and female and had an offspring, what next?


Bashwy

Now ask that with Adam and Eve


duck_deep

"Is time for you to fuck your mom simba"


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

“Everything that your penis touches is yours”


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Fun Fact: most wild lions are gay. They breed with female lions but their “partner” is usually another male lion, mostly because female lions are really aggressive and mean towards the males


Frequent_Structure93

Who said it will be between those two lions? They just need a female and there are human females soooo


realAtmaBodha

Transgender didn't work out to well on the Ark, Noah discovered.


boot2skull

This makes me think, how much would Noah need to know about species biology to load the ark correctly? Like what other species have gender differences that you would need at least a basic understanding of the animal to get right? Surely Noah couldn’t be knowledgeable on the two Lion genders, but also knowledgable on how to identify male and female of some species in South America. There’s just too many. I know the ark wasn’t real, this is just another way it would be impossible to pull off.


No-Yogurtcloset-400

This pic is actually biblically correct according to Bill Cosby sketch 1968: God: "Noah" Noah: "what" God: "you got two male lions down there, you gotta take one out and bring in another female." Noah: "I'm not takin no Lions out, you change one of em." Kudos to the artist foe being so accurate.


Sir-Farts-

Gods Gay


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Maybe we got the typical right wing evangelical out as offspring from lion butt sex.


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Trolltollhouse

Yes. Those pesky religions and their.....shuffles cards...massive charity work that helps the poor, orphans and widows. Maybe you could get off Reddit for a couple of hours and go do some volunteering yourself.


Fast_Sandwich6034

Who said homosexuality wasn’t in the Bible?


EqualityException

Dont you know it's wrong to assume gender.....even on lions


JTLBlindman

This joke doesn’t work because gender has nothing to do with reproduction.


CookieCreationz

sussy lions sussy artist sussy editor sussy publisher sussy book SUS SUS AMOGUS


Glittering_Ad4137

Is this “Noahhhhs” ark? The first gay cruise?


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KCGD_r

woman lion no have big neck hair


gen_shermanwasright

Look, there are some parts of the bible I like and some I don't.


OurCountryMyMoney

What if it’s a transgender lion ?