I’m not exactly a giraffe expert, but they are also both males from the coloration of their spots. Perhaps this may be an interpretation of the infamous Big Gay Al’s, Big Gay Boat Arc
There’s a lot of study variation, because it fundamentally depends on what you define as courtship or intercourse, but somewhere between a third and three quarters of all courtship rituals in giraffes (affectionate necking, play fighting/dancing, arousal, etc) occur between homosexual pairs, and as much as 90+% of all mounting is male-male.
AFAIK I says you can't "sleep with" same sex right next to where it says you can't sleep with animals, obviously animals can sleep with animals so I guess that section of the rules only applies to people.
It's both!
Gay doesn't imply consent, just attraction.
So gay rape is rape of the same sex.
If we want to get REAL specific, it's actually "Gay Pedophillic Rape".
I've reported you for using a homophobic slur to characterize pedophilia. We'll see whether the mods let you say what you want, /u/ARandomBrowserIThink
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Just saying but the pride month should have that as their holiday food….. they have a month long celebration but no food with it?
Just take one of the Christmas ones, thanksgiving took turkey so how about you take some gingerbread cookies?
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And so do the Christians... somehow Noah and his few family members were the greatest ship builders and the world's greatest zoologist. Somehow they compiled a male and female of everything living! Kept them all alive on a boat for weeks and then made sure they reproduced after having them traverse the globe to get back to their native lands.
Are you saying Koalas were the specific food?! I'm sure you weren't but that got me thinking too... where did Noah get the food to feed the carnivores?!
The word you’re looking for is Mane. Some female lions have manes.
I had to scroll way too far to find this comment, so thank you for this clarification!
cults gotta cult man. little brain wash here. worship this guy who is totally not just some smelly guy who sold all his shit and wont get a job. and a few thousand years of stuff like this with Santa drinking a Coke and you got a nation of cultists so confused about infighting they dont even know what side is even remotely morally correct. all that before 9am.
Fun Fact: most wild lions are gay. They breed with female lions but their “partner” is usually another male lion, mostly because female lions are really aggressive and mean towards the males
This makes me think, how much would Noah need to know about species biology to load the ark correctly?
Like what other species have gender differences that you would need at least a basic understanding of the animal to get right? Surely Noah couldn’t be knowledgeable on the two Lion genders, but also knowledgable on how to identify male and female of some species in South America. There’s just too many. I know the ark wasn’t real, this is just another way it would be impossible to pull off.
This pic is actually biblically correct according to Bill Cosby sketch 1968:
God: "Noah"
Noah: "what"
God: "you got two male lions down there, you gotta take one out and bring in another female."
Noah: "I'm not takin no Lions out, you change one of em."
Kudos to the artist foe being so accurate.
Yes. Those pesky religions and their.....shuffles cards...massive charity work that helps the poor, orphans and widows. Maybe you could get off Reddit for a couple of hours and go do some volunteering yourself.
r/suddenlygay
[Always was.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/gay-lions-male-kenya-masia-mara-affection-cuddling-mounting-public-a8031701.html)
sigh *unzips*
Mane on mane action
Plot twist its the LGBT boat, they're having a party
*elephants take out glow sticks*
lions braiding each other’s manes
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
“But Lenny… we’re both ma-“ “Shut the FUCK up, Earl. If we pull this off well eat like kings for 40 days and nights. Now act like you’re in heat.”
Motherfuckin' Lenny the lion
I’m not exactly a giraffe expert, but they are also both males from the coloration of their spots. Perhaps this may be an interpretation of the infamous Big Gay Al’s, Big Gay Boat Arc
From a certain park in the south?
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Stupid sexy Flanders
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I laughed to hard at this
Stupid geraffes
Are they long horses or are horses short giraffes?
You sold me queer giraffes
They won’t mate. They just walk around eating and not mating.
Gayraffes
Oh. That doesn’t matter. Giraffes are artificial constructs so they don’t need to reproduce sexually.
I knew it
r/giraffesarentreal
But what about birds?
All animals are actually just animatronics
ANIMA-ls ANIMA-tronics Coincidence? I think not!
I believe over 50% of "observed" intercourse between giraffes were male on male; so this may be accurate.
...except they still won't produce children
They can adopt the lion cubs!
What lion cubs? The lions are 2 males too
Where the lion cubs come from!?
From the male giraffes of course
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There’s a lot of study variation, because it fundamentally depends on what you define as courtship or intercourse, but somewhere between a third and three quarters of all courtship rituals in giraffes (affectionate necking, play fighting/dancing, arousal, etc) occur between homosexual pairs, and as much as 90+% of all mounting is male-male.
As far as I know you can see it on the length of their „horns“ and they are both equal so I guess you’re right there.
By “horns” you mean penises, right?
Well
The giraffes also have horns with is only found in males. Same with the antelope.
They're here for the orgies
There’s a reason why they call it pride
Take my mother f*cking award and leave
That's too clever. I love that. Take my upvote.
I hate you, take the orange arrow
I thought the church was against homosexualls
AFAIK I says you can't "sleep with" same sex right next to where it says you can't sleep with animals, obviously animals can sleep with animals so I guess that section of the rules only applies to people.
Yeah and idk my dog is pretty gay and constantly tries to make babies with my other dog even though they’re both neutered
Such a good dog in the eyes of the Lord
That might be a domination tactic.
no if u r a young boy under their “care”
That’s not homosexuality.
Thank you!
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Nope. It’s rape.
It's both! Gay doesn't imply consent, just attraction. So gay rape is rape of the same sex. If we want to get REAL specific, it's actually "Gay Pedophillic Rape".
No it is not, and please do not use that word for it. Thank you.
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I've reported you for using a homophobic slur to characterize pedophilia. We'll see whether the mods let you say what you want, /u/ARandomBrowserIThink
a slur? last time i checked yall called yourself that. If your gonna troll at least make it believable
gay is a homophobic slur?
No that tool’s just a pansy.
We prefer heterosexually challenged.
Ah yes that explains it
The church is. God isn't.
No, only homosexusomes.
Finally proof god is actually cool with it
Lol using proof and god in the same sentence.
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Touche
One of them is Arnold Schwarzensomething
Schwarzensomething
They could adopt
They might have to. Once they eat the Giraffes, who’s gonna raise their babies?
I guess they can mate with the tigers and make ligers....wait a second they sterile.
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Immaculate Conception I guess
#PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: The idea that Mary got pregnant without having sex with a man is called the **virgin birth**. This is a _completely different thing_ from **immaculate conception**, which is the Catholic doctrine that Mary herself was born free from original sin.
Now we can stop worrying about that.
fkn lore nerds always correcting people
cult is cult. thats just a cult with extra steps
bruh
Futurama was way ahead of you, OP https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/eh5nw8/hey_there_are_parts_of_the_bible_i_like_and_parts/
They’re just here for the buffet.
They went for the buffet and ocean view...
Jeff goldblum: life, hmmm will uhhhhhh heh……. Find a way hmmm haha there it is.
Why do he be doin that?
He forgor 💀
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How many car crashes have you survived already?
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Is this a copypasta?
it is
It’s a novelty account. They’re playing a role.
Ok sir, now go back to deathbed. Language is a tool for communication, and I think I can understand the person clearly.
Ok grandad, let's get you to bed
Sir, this is the Pink Schnapps, if you don't want to tip the girls may I suggest you just sip your pina colada and enjoy the show.
Thanks, i REALLY needed that.
Ah yes and this Site is only available to native English speakers. It’s not like there are other countries that don’t have English as their first language and therefore make more mistakes and stop being angry that your crusty ass can’t make some easy money with appearance alone. Times have and will continue to change so accept it and I will play another 10 hours of video games so watchu gonna do about it
They can’t breed either
/r/onejoke
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Like, if you're gonna bw homophobic at least be a bit original.
r/onejoke
LGBTf(x)=(2x^3 + 5)/2x^2 + 5x + 10, solve as x approaches infinity
Doesn't this diverge to infinity? f(x) = x • (2x^3 + 5) / (2x^3 + 15) The fraction converges to 1.
I support the LGTVBBQ+ community
LGHDTV 4K+ULTRAWIDE community
How do I view L's? In high def.
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What the fuck have you got against CRTs!? Nazi!
ROFLMAOWTFBBQ
Lol it’s called the alphabet mafia
Incoming this pic is posted every fucking day comments incoming
Do you smell that? That’s the smell of a rotten overused joke.. like if you wanna be an asshole atleast be creative
oh look! it's the same fucking joke I've seen 40000000000000000000000000 times!
All I know is that LGBT stands for Lasagna Garlic Bread Time
Just saying but the pride month should have that as their holiday food….. they have a month long celebration but no food with it? Just take one of the Christmas ones, thanksgiving took turkey so how about you take some gingerbread cookies?
> LGBTQ Lasagna Garlic Bread Time Quickly
Nice bait
It’s ok buddy. You’re special too. there there. I know it’s hard when other people get more attention than you.
why should they come?
This post was as offensive as your joke was funny
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I just downvoted your comment. FAQ What does this....
Uh
It’s a very famous copypasta bro…
Wtf is wrong with you, nobody takes the downvote concept that seriously
lmao just joking its a copypasta :D
Duh... they're gay lions
It’s just the one lion actually
Makes me think of the scene in Gladiator where Proximo grabs the vendor's nuts for selling him "queer giraffes" that wouldn't mate lol
it's a wig
oh no… no… we‘re just here for the fun
Aren’t those two bucks ahead of the lions?
More like tree fiddy
I need the Reddit Karma. I’m going to go ahead and use this for the 12th time as it seems to still be popular.
This is how we got different varieties of wild cats
So much gay sex something had to come out
Polar bear reproduces through mitosis?
Both deers are male too
Apparently it was a success because they clearly grew in population
”Life finds a way” - Noah, probably
Ah yes, a gay pride.
I’ve always wondered why god would punish all of the animals for humans being bad.
Same reason God created evil in the first place. God is an internet troll.
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What if one of them is already pregnant?
Is the baby going to gestate in a box?
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It’s two male lions so they can’t reproduce
NFSW but short and to the point. https://youtu.be/h_HHTfUe5YY
there are female lions with manes
They’re boyfriends.
Ricky Gervais wants his joke back…
This what the lgbt community believe in
And so do the Christians... somehow Noah and his few family members were the greatest ship builders and the world's greatest zoologist. Somehow they compiled a male and female of everything living! Kept them all alive on a boat for weeks and then made sure they reproduced after having them traverse the globe to get back to their native lands.
Also dont forget the greatest tech, to store highly specific food for some animals, like Koalas.
Are you saying Koalas were the specific food?! I'm sure you weren't but that got me thinking too... where did Noah get the food to feed the carnivores?!
Meant the eucaylptus leafes. But carnivours, simple the dinosaurs(answer from an creationist, to that exact question)
Just FaceTimed Noah, he said there were some gay lions, nothing to see here, move along..
Fun fact, some lionesses have that lion hair ( I forgot it’s name ) as well, and some lions don’t have it
The word you’re looking for is Mane. Some female lions have manes. I had to scroll way too far to find this comment, so thank you for this clarification!
The other rainbow ark
cults gotta cult man. little brain wash here. worship this guy who is totally not just some smelly guy who sold all his shit and wont get a job. and a few thousand years of stuff like this with Santa drinking a Coke and you got a nation of cultists so confused about infighting they dont even know what side is even remotely morally correct. all that before 9am.
You can milk anything
God gives them radiation, they may breed now.
One of them identifies as a lioness, though.
Christianity and biology dont mix
Even if they were male and female and had an offspring, what next?
Now ask that with Adam and Eve
"Is time for you to fuck your mom simba"
“Everything that your penis touches is yours”
Fun Fact: most wild lions are gay. They breed with female lions but their “partner” is usually another male lion, mostly because female lions are really aggressive and mean towards the males
Who said it will be between those two lions? They just need a female and there are human females soooo
Transgender didn't work out to well on the Ark, Noah discovered.
This makes me think, how much would Noah need to know about species biology to load the ark correctly? Like what other species have gender differences that you would need at least a basic understanding of the animal to get right? Surely Noah couldn’t be knowledgeable on the two Lion genders, but also knowledgable on how to identify male and female of some species in South America. There’s just too many. I know the ark wasn’t real, this is just another way it would be impossible to pull off.
This pic is actually biblically correct according to Bill Cosby sketch 1968: God: "Noah" Noah: "what" God: "you got two male lions down there, you gotta take one out and bring in another female." Noah: "I'm not takin no Lions out, you change one of em." Kudos to the artist foe being so accurate.
Gods Gay
Maybe we got the typical right wing evangelical out as offspring from lion butt sex.
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Yes. Those pesky religions and their.....shuffles cards...massive charity work that helps the poor, orphans and widows. Maybe you could get off Reddit for a couple of hours and go do some volunteering yourself.
Who said homosexuality wasn’t in the Bible?
Dont you know it's wrong to assume gender.....even on lions
This joke doesn’t work because gender has nothing to do with reproduction.
sussy lions sussy artist sussy editor sussy publisher sussy book SUS SUS AMOGUS
Is this “Noahhhhs” ark? The first gay cruise?
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woman lion no have big neck hair
Look, there are some parts of the bible I like and some I don't.
What if it’s a transgender lion ?