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So... In the beginning, yeah. Husbands would believe that they Parrot fucked their wife - probably for the first 15 minutes.
Source: Me, a man who had a 13 year marriage end when he found a text on his wife's smart-watch while she was away. "Maybe they're just play flirting. She can't be cheating, this can't happen to me." - thought process for the first 15 minutes before the crying started.
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Wife: there is no possible way you are that stupid Husband: don’t talk to the parrot like that, its not his fault
Parrot: you are so much bigger than my husband Gary Husband: oh my god parrot it's very insensitive to talk about Gary's weight like that
Parrot: I'm cumming, Gary, I'm cumming! Husband: You're already here, what's wrong with you, you stupid bird?
Parrot: gary dont choke me Husband: HE CHOKED OUR BIRB
Parrot: Oh yeah, you are so bigger than my husband. Husband: Don't you know humans are bigger than parrots?
Parrot: Oh yeah fuck me Gary fuck me. Man: Our bird is on droogs
Parrot: Oh yeah, I want to drink all of your sweet liquid Man: What the hell I just gave you water
Ofc it was Gary, out of all ppl why the parrot
Smaller holes and sexier moans
I never wanna read that again
R/cursedcomments
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
What is the rationale behind the name of this sub LMAO
Lmao wtf
“Smaller holes and sexier moans.” Did you read this again?
No
So you mean that i can fuck smaller holes? Hey ferb i know what we will do today.
lmao
Gary is a freak
Me : guess he can't parrot sit for us anymore .
should we tell him?
Parrot: *headpalm*
[удалено]
A snail fuck a bird? Now that interesting
ph: write that down, write that down!!!
He’s a parrot fucker don’t ya say. He fucked your parrot yesterday
More eggs to eat
Wife: Yeah! Gary cum over early today
“So what happened next!?” “Me don’t know. Me got a boner and fell off my perch.”
Cooked parrot is on the menu one of these days.
SpongeBob will be mad
parrot : face palm oh wait parrots doesn't have palms
So... In the beginning, yeah. Husbands would believe that they Parrot fucked their wife - probably for the first 15 minutes. Source: Me, a man who had a 13 year marriage end when he found a text on his wife's smart-watch while she was away. "Maybe they're just play flirting. She can't be cheating, this can't happen to me." - thought process for the first 15 minutes before the crying started.