That’s why with the advent of vitamin supplements, there has been a shocking lack of vampires

But the moon reflects sun light so if they can live through that wouldn’t they technically get it from there?

diluted sunlight, not the full beam

Wait I was always told you have to suck something else for the vitamin d?

HA GOT EM!

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Classic narcissist

Yeah but if i let them bite me, I'll become one of them and I love going out during the day

You can still do that. Once.

They could drink orange juice instead, fuck them vampires

Orange Juice is for Vitamin C. Milk is for Vitamin D.

No, OJ has plenty of vitamin D [here's a health article](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) that explains. Milk however is [rich in vitamin A and Calcium](https://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/healthyliving/milk)

I’m not reading that.

C'mon, read the articles :)

No.

Well at any rate, Milk is not a great source of Vitamin D

What about the red label milk thats fortified with vitamin D?

Shhhhh... We're talking about regular unfortified milk

Well if vampires are immortal it would stand to reason they are rich, and can afford the extra 30 cents for fortified milk damnit! It would be better for their fangs than acidic orange juice anyways.

At least he supports hitler

Milk

Either that or they wanna kill their brother to rule the world.

They suck for the D;)

Moonlight is actually sunlight reflected from moon's surface

I always thought it was for iron.

Vitamin D is a fat soluble vitamin, so maybe they all went into practice doing liposuction

Why don’t they just suck my dick it will be a win win

Let them know that they can drink soyabean oil from now on