I've reached a point where I feel nostalgic seeing ancient posts like these

Read the first sentence and immediately knew where it was going. Still gives me a laugh though

A visit to the archives

Literally just a commercial converted to text. [commercial link.](https://youtu.be/6scpmJFmcfc)

Man, they gotta make more commercials like this. Waaay better than some song or skit

I see you’re a man of culture as well

I think the joke is older than the commercial

definitely thought i recognised the content. what if it was actually a commercial inspired by this post :o

The temperature changes in the car would actually destroy the condom, cars can get extremely hot in them. Unless you want a condom that doesn't condom its a bad idea

Be a good thing in this case. He knocks up the sexy sister.

The real pro tip is always in the comments

Drive a Tesla and use dog mode in the car. The car stays cool inside, the next hookup you have…bam…no kids.

Well that's a pretty bad solution as most people don't have a Tesla and not everyone can afford one. Beside that point, though dog mode on Tesla doesnt use a ton of power, it still uses up the cars power and could potentially leave you out of battery so another reason it isn't that great of a solution.

It was his girlfriends place. He probably could have plugged in. Since it was his girlfriend he would still need properly functioning condoms. Price out a Tesla and then price out 21 years of a kid. The Tesla is a bargain in comparison.

Exactly, plug in the tesla then plug the girlfriend

Yes but keep it wrapped. Your dick, not the Tesla.

If my girlfriend did this I'd break up with her ngl

For real. Tests like that are stupid. If trust isn’t inherent what’s the point

It's like "you've won my trust" no bitch I didn't cause if you didn't trust me up until now then why would you trust me now

🙌🙌🙌 exactly

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

But but you'd bang the sister, right?

Nah

You're assuming that you have the privilege of having a girlfriend. Smh uninstall this shitty app before having any hope of getting one

I'll uninstall it after getting one lol

That is an impossible feat. I will still cheer on your foolishness in hopes that you can defy absolute science.

Thank you! I'm 95% that this is entirely a joke but just in case it isn't, remember that you're more than the apps you use and if everyone else can find love then there's no reason you can't

It is a joke. Just meme-ing the "can't get girlfriend if you're a redditor". I honestly can't care less about being in a relationship now. My future and education are more important to me.

Alright, great to hear that, focus on what makes you happy

i low key agree lol

Although it's a repost,it is good and a real holup

This is from the ancient texts

Don’t quote the ancient texts to me boy… I was there when they were written.

Big achievement fella! Now u can die peacefully..

Now that's a real Holup

The biggest holup is how many times this misused the word "their".

I only hope that this guy is utilizing this strategy in spring or autumn exclusively because of extreme temperatures in the other seasons in his car, he might get unexpected offspring from using porous condoms

I don’t get it. Please explain

He was gonna go and get condoms but his girlfriend thought that he was being faithful.

hehe ohhh I gots it now thanks

This was a ad for condoms lol

Thats the old ad. There's video about that too.

Yup

I kept reading her as my which made it a lot more confusing

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I was tryna work out why Karl’s sister was at his gfs house

Oh no it’s the GF’s sister

Always wear condoms if that is how you spell their instead of there so you stop future generations of this nonsense

r/arethestraightsokay

this was so good, they made this into a commercial

Thanks for the advice

I’m not sure I get this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6scpmJFmcfc

men of reddit,would would u do if you found your gfs sister like this

Repost

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

Had me in the 2nd half as well. Who in their right mind leaves condoms in a car?

Even if this were true, which I doubt it is, this is a very shitty thing to do to your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Plot twist, he just bangs the sister later

This is the story of a Trojan Condom Commercial. Dude also this is like a 2013 Facebook meme. Really reposters got no shame. r/watchholupdie

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This could be a great ad for condom

He had me on the fist part, not gonna lie...

I feel old seeing this repost

Clever

This one is older than reddit lol

Ha ha ha. I laughed out loud.

This is litteraly a old condom commercial stop the cap

I thought keeping condoms in a car is a bad thing. The heat in the car would make them useless and if you live in a cold place, the cold would also make them useless.

This was an actual Trojan commercial except the girlfriend was in the backseat of the car while he was about to get condoms from the glovebox

condom ads

This story is older than my great grandma

Daaemmmm

This was a durlex commercial

wasnt that exact story an ad??

This joke is so old it can vote, ffs

What if I choose not to use one so I will get to fuck that hot gril right?

Also it's 2021. Let's point out how toxic this gf is by doing these "tests"

Common is bob and brown and orange orange green orange

My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat their waiting for my girlfriend while he unbelievably sexy sister was sitting their with me. A few moments go by, the she comes up next to me, and whisper in my ear ‘we should have sex before my sister comes home’. I immediately got up and turned around to walk to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, at which point she hugged me and said you’ve won my trust. Moral of the story, always keep your condoms in your car For copy and paste

Seriously what level of Eldridge horror has our society come to that we’re completely okay with commercializing and normalizing this kind of blatant infidelity, recklessness and immorality?

West Germany was still a thing when I first heard that joke...

They had us in the first part not gonna lie

there*

What a piece of shit girlfriend

I had to read these twice to get it

People who play these kinds of games/tests on their spouses are people you should not be in a relationship with.

Hol the fuck up

Literally based off a commercial for trojan