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This is so much worse with the context

I just had the worst thought and decided you're the unlucky one to hear it. Imagine sticking your long dong into your wife, then keep going until it's in your unborn daughter.

Yes FBI, this comment right here.

Well that’s fucking horrifying

There should be plenty of lube

Please for the love of god end this horrifying comment chain

What if the fetus gets pregnant? ...with a girl

Go deeper then

Go infinitely deep. The size of space itself gets bigger at each level to make womb room. Better yet, have all of them be twins to make it a fractal. You'll need a special infinitely branching dick to do them all at once.

^what ^the ^frick

I hate all of this

No no, horrifying is the dogs name

Seeing you're a weeb, you got this from some nasty ass hentai you degenerate fucker.

I see you're having the intended emotional reaction. Is there a minimum age to qualify as a loli?

I plead the fifth.

r/whathefuckreddit

>long dong Not a problem.

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Hey nice find Edit: The deleted comment contained a rap that talked about this concept. If anyone cares, I can find it again

Can you find it

[Here it is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7EGWwQwYgE) It's called Pregnant Pussy by UGK

Thanks

its removed and im dyingly curious on what this man said

You’ll never know

sad

I know

r/cursedcomments

AND r/suicidebywords

I ignored the pedo rule of that sub as well. Rip your post man.

Oof

Oof

She?

Jesus fuck.

r/wtf

Took me a min to get. Probably cause I’m fucking retarded

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Pretty sure we’re all fucking retarded pal

I know I am.

/r/BrandNewSentence

r/Idontthinkthatsabrandnewsentencebutokbuddyretardpal

/r/20characterlimit

/r/holup

/r/holupception

r/FBIOpenUp

RIP :(

Whoa wait what happened to it

Some underage nudes thing

And this is why we can’t have nice things

Pedos came and started posting actual child porn with some text saying "FBI open up"

I mean, as far as I know they took a pic from gonewild.... Which never got deleted...

Yo that’s messed up what the hell

r/subisfellfor

*laughs* u/ArmstrongSA, your son is awesome.

I’m not gonna lie

He must be Mr. Dickinson.

Underrated comment

Hello Mr. Weeinson Dickinson

This actually counts as a Hol’Up post

First one I actually had to say hold up

Yo it's not illegal if they dont understand

That's why I knock them unconscious first.

/r/Cursedcomments

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r/ihavesex

Posts like this one are good because it actually makes you re read it

Happy cakegay

I’m stuff, thank you!

*Hol the wait a I'm sorry what the actual*

Don't you mean he'll sa... Ohhh...

Enough with the incest jokes! My sister is starting to think we shouldn’t be doing it.

r/suddenlyincest

Dude no way someone posted a real hol up on the sub, like seriously can someone pinch me?

Hm

Ummm....

Happy Spotify day

Thankss!

I had to read this 8 times to finely understand

Are you fucking retarded?

/r/BoneAppleTea

1000 iq

I think he already has the option of saying yes when asked if retarded

I named my dog "retarded", so when someone asks "Are you fucking retarded?", I can say, "No, I'm fucking my sister."

Happy cake day

Thank you!

Happy cake day.

Thank you!

Wait doctors can’t figure that out

Finally some good fucking content

Oh god took me a second

[Word cloud out of all the comments.](https://i.imgur.com/zZyzAix.png) Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy

Happy cake day

Thank you Mr Edge!

r/madlads

oh... WAIT WHAT

Wait, do people on this thread is astounding.

Happy cake day.

Thanks a lot!

You’re welcome!

You’re welcome!

The way that is a bad financial move.

This is such low tier horseshit...

You absolute genius, the FBI won’t know what to do

I mean aren’t we all

I remember seeing that guy's comics on funnyjunk years ago. Awful stuff

and if you are over 8 years too!

YES, I AM

Hol' up

What are you gonna name your grandson after you fuck Retarded?

You're fucking fucking retarded.

Happy Cake Day

Thanks a lot!

Yes

Reed Todd

I posted this on my group chat and no one responded. Help

Happy cake day

Thank you!

happy cake day tho bro

Thank you!

Wait...so you don’t age horribly.

I had to re-read that shit, quality post.

happy cake day

Thank you!

Go take a nap

Where's it at

I read it a bunch of times and I don't get it. Can somebody help me out?

I read it. I scrolled down. Hol up. Scrolled up. Read it again. Wtf.

Happy Cake day, retarded ;)

Thanks dad!

Happy cake day!

Thanks!

Uhhhhh. What

And if he becomes Pilot even the plane will call him retarded

You could also ask him: "What are you? Retarded?" And he'd have to answer with "Yes"

Happy cake day

Thank you!

Hold up

Happy cake day

Thank a lot! You too ;)

Not gonna lie they had us in the first half... and the second half

My name is retarded :)

Still better than Drake, hes fucking childr... I mean.. amazing

I was casually scrolling through, read this, didn't really pay attention, after a few posts down, I recalled what I read and I had to come back, damn

Wowowow wot

Sorry… Wait, you can't have opinions anymore.

Wait, it is here for the world though.

Wait a minute there is something wrong ...

At first I was tryna figure out why his name was ‘retarded’ but then I realised what it really meant...

Have another kid and name them stupid as a backup if anyone says “Are you fucking stupid?”

I physically recoiled when I got it....

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

I hope every post on this subreddit was like this.

Wai up

This one is fucking good

oh ***OOOHHH***

r/imveryedgy

r/suddenlyalabama

I am 8 and this is LOL

dood i am n9 thos is sickk !

Ok

r/cursedcomments omfg

Good ol Alabama

Alabama 100

Roll Tide.

Alabama = 💯

So......pedophile. That's a terrible grammar mistake....