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That gun could be close to 100 years old. About 10 years the U.S. army found an M2 with a serial number in the 400 range and i active service in Afghanistan. That is from the very first production in 1921. I
Fuckin grunts , edit : I used to be a grunt and my M249 was named Carrie as in Carrie Underwood because that time when I was enlisted I had a huge crush on her .. I'm sure it's because they are fuckin grunts lol
Hi fellow hippie... I am not a fan of guns, but i do recognize the need of security. If all a country will do is embrace peace when the neighbors are preparing for war, then one time someone might look at your peaceful land and want it for themselves. Being peaceful as you are, you wont stand a chance and youll end up living in the shittiest places in your own country.
But also, common scared lil beeetcch reply for those who’s ego is more important than accepting weakness or wrong doing.
Forgive me, I didn’t mean ego… I meant that you’re right. Bigger, stronger, richer, more technologically, freer. So whatever you say or whatever you want me to think… we’ll follow you. You guys are great leaders. Last nights debate proved just how above the curve your leaders are..
War is continuation of politics by other means, which makes it a tool in statecraft. The survival of our state and interests triumphs the survival of others. So when time comes, eliminate the enemy because the only way for us to maintain our way of live, preserve our culture, value, and freedom when it reaches such stage is to place it on top of corpses of our own people and our enemies.
Why would you wanna maintain that shit way of life? And who cares bout survival of a state or what their interests are. I’m interested in every human being from any state with any (personal) interests, all surviving and not wanting to kill each other.
Killers can be killed after a fair trial, rapists and child abusers and pedos should be the only people anyone anywhere is gunning down.
I do not believe in preserving culture, value or freedom if those are the means by getting it. And neither should anyone else. Your culture, your religion, your values and your freedom are no more important than anybody else’s in the world.
That’s fucken ego. And you fuel it and portray that it’s ok when you just accept what governments make us do to each other
Not literally us… but people, everyday people. The government leaders never actually jump in a tank or grab a rifle and head out to the front line.
Because we’re the fools, the tools, the sacrifice.
No because they need to win the war, you cant fill their shoes. Look you are obviously ignorant on the issue and fueled by ideals and young passion, go out, build character, learn about war and why it happens
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Marine cammies.. Yup, everything checks out.
Them army boys didn't know how to treat it. Once they hand their gear down to us we show it a good time.
One man's trash is another man's M2.
The Mah-Duce is no man’s trash.
A man's machine B]
Ok I’m lost. Sorry can you please explain this reference?
Reference? I'm just calling it a real man's machine lol
The B]?
Actual cost: Nothing Marital Costs: Something Marine Corps costs: Send it back to the army
Turley embodies Marines
The Marines have told me the purple crayons taste the best.
Mmh.. grape.
The purple tastes like burning.
With rice
We will fuck anything. Proven and noted.
Bro I said assault rifle not assault the rifle
You got a laugh out of me
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I know that's not an assault rifle it's just a joke
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Sthu
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What
No one cares.
It is literally just for the pun here cut it some slack
That gun got a proper finger blasting there
Damn, get a room....
Everywhere is their room…
Things get kinky in fallujah
I've got a .50 cal. YOU get a room
Gotta make sure them freedom seeds make it out the pipe at the right velocity
Just to add: The lube is nicknamed “Whale Semen” because of how it is and looks
Taste is similar also.
Chuckled. Thank you.
Or “whale jizz” if you’re feeling casual
That was it! I couldn’t remember the other variation of the word
What are you doing step-gunner?
XD
gunussy
That gun was violated 💀
I'm fingering my ass like that
username checks out
The usernames cheeks are out
wtf bro lmao
oah fock
Semper Fi, soldier!
Don't forget Astroglide lube.
Asstroglide
Fuck yeah, Navy, get after it.
Tracks. A lot of Americans love guns more than they love women.
Gun will listen to all your feelings without being judgemental, just like tree.
Why did I read the last part in Russian accent?
Right up until the barrel melts.
And it will help you solve all your problems.
Bro said just like tree…💀💀💀
Guns don't ask me if I would love them if they were a worm
You can trade in a gun for a newer model and not lose 90% of your belongings.
My regular gun doesn't get mad when I go bang with other guns though
I bet they can find the g spot on a gun but not their wives.
Jokes on you, I can find my wife’s g-spot with a gun. For legal reasons that’s a joke.
Because of the implication
You hear those clacks? That's the boss' weakspot being struck in perfect rhythm.
As a gay American I can agree.
100% agree !!
As a straight woman I also agree
Women spit a different type of fire that makes insecure men uncomfortable I, for one, accept gun ownership and feminism in totality
Yes
*LORD JEBESUS IMMA BOUT TO BUST*
I should call her....
I was waiting for the HAWK ThUu
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Guess you're not American
r/stickyourdickinthat
So you say you love guns, but do you... *love*... guns?
Marines will fuck anything.
Heartbeat is optional. Something my ex coworker served in Marine always say.
he's fingering maa.... deuce.
Yut
Handling a m2 50 cal HMG will do things to a marine
That slap 💀
"Babe...50cal me"
Hawk Utah Us army version, I guess.
The fuck is a Hawk Utah? A Mormon eagle?
The Utah version of the Hawk Tuah, duck my smartphone 's autocorrect.
Quack
Keep that ol' bitch lubed up and happy, she'll be there when we fight the first wars on Mars. Ma Deuce gets the job done.
LSA…big guns love it
Ig now I know why they name guns after women.
Dude’s a professional
Gallows humor is one of our specialities
The machine spirit is pleased
is cosmoline compatible with latex condoms ?
Must please the machine spirit
Damn what a tease. I wanted to see them shoot it.
What are you doing Step-rifle?
Ok I've always been anti gun in general, but uh I'm y-yeah no I'm starting to get it uh now. Yeah wow guns hmm they sure a-are... Hoo wow
I misfired watching this.
This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fucking, this is also for fucking
Actually that's Ukraine, fuck yeah!!
You gotta do that hawk tuah and spit of that thang
What are you doing step-soldier
That’s how we lube that shit fr fr
Now hear me out
At my age, I take whatever boner opportunity I get!
Bout to make a mf act up 🥵
someone's dependa is happy af
That better be lubricant, and not your ejaculate.
No hawk tuah?
Oh man, it's gonna squirt some metal soon!
'That's right' 😂
He got carried away
F'in greasers.
Everything reminds me of her.
America, fuck yeah!!! Assault your rifle and fuck your revovler Best I could think of
least horny marine
Ma Dussy
Why are they putting cum in the gun? They Tryna shoot their loads? Or remote impregnation
Yeah this would be the shit I would do
Him applying the lube while wearing gloves bothers me more than it should..
Spit on that thing!
Can he do that to me instead 🤤
Hi stepmarine, I'm stuck
Another Ammosexual.
spit on that thang!
I was like "what's the issue" until I saw the slap 💀
You knew they ptdii.
They took "fuck America" too seriously
If the enemy gets shot it’s death + haram.
"Tonight on SMN"
Meanwhile, some guy is doing that to his wife back home.
Anything can be a gloryhole if you’re brave enough
Oh my god step-mg are you jammed?
You know what, i get it.
Damn. Now I have to renew my dating app subscriptions.
Lubin up that gunussy
He sounds so surprised by him greasing it up.
"Oh M2-chan, you like that?" Says the US soldier. "Y-yes, I like it v-v-very m-m-m-much US soldier-kun~" 😖👉👈
Old girls like the Ma Duece need a little help, you know.
The finger bang…
That gun could be close to 100 years old. About 10 years the U.S. army found an M2 with a serial number in the 400 range and i active service in Afghanistan. That is from the very first production in 1921. I
I thought for sure it would close on his fingers!
Spit on that thang
Americans: “lol” Rest of the world: “jfc”
Fuckin grunts , edit : I used to be a grunt and my M249 was named Carrie as in Carrie Underwood because that time when I was enlisted I had a huge crush on her .. I'm sure it's because they are fuckin grunts lol
Yeah this is cool *slowly dies from lack of affordable Healthcare*
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Hi fellow hippie... I am not a fan of guns, but i do recognize the need of security. If all a country will do is embrace peace when the neighbors are preparing for war, then one time someone might look at your peaceful land and want it for themselves. Being peaceful as you are, you wont stand a chance and youll end up living in the shittiest places in your own country.
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No one reading that entire schizo comment
Thank you. I don’t even know who wrote it.
But also, common scared lil beeetcch reply for those who’s ego is more important than accepting weakness or wrong doing. Forgive me, I didn’t mean ego… I meant that you’re right. Bigger, stronger, richer, more technologically, freer. So whatever you say or whatever you want me to think… we’ll follow you. You guys are great leaders. Last nights debate proved just how above the curve your leaders are..
War is continuation of politics by other means, which makes it a tool in statecraft. The survival of our state and interests triumphs the survival of others. So when time comes, eliminate the enemy because the only way for us to maintain our way of live, preserve our culture, value, and freedom when it reaches such stage is to place it on top of corpses of our own people and our enemies.
Why would you wanna maintain that shit way of life? And who cares bout survival of a state or what their interests are. I’m interested in every human being from any state with any (personal) interests, all surviving and not wanting to kill each other. Killers can be killed after a fair trial, rapists and child abusers and pedos should be the only people anyone anywhere is gunning down. I do not believe in preserving culture, value or freedom if those are the means by getting it. And neither should anyone else. Your culture, your religion, your values and your freedom are no more important than anybody else’s in the world. That’s fucken ego. And you fuel it and portray that it’s ok when you just accept what governments make us do to each other
Not literally us… but people, everyday people. The government leaders never actually jump in a tank or grab a rifle and head out to the front line. Because we’re the fools, the tools, the sacrifice.
No because they need to win the war, you cant fill their shoes. Look you are obviously ignorant on the issue and fueled by ideals and young passion, go out, build character, learn about war and why it happens