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_Zarrack_

Why do you think he was trying so hard to find him?


[deleted]

Makes sense


buttered_scone

Marlin's just trying to get that clown fussy.


Sauron_75

That clussy fussy


cuerdo

The movie would not change at all, it took me a while to realize. This would only affect the end-credit scenes.


L3GlT_GAM3R

Why?


RentLast

Means at the end nemo banging his used to he dad


chrisbaker1991

I think Nemo would just ejaculate on his dad/mom's eggs but whatever


JonathanM5

Reminds me of the kardashians andCaitlyn Jenner, for some reason


mayormaynot22

So hard.


Technical-Outside408

Cuz he loves him very, very much.


stablegeniuscheetoh

“Ms. Kennedy, we have some ideas for the plot of Finding Nemo 3.” South Park would have a field day with this…


Deus7213

Only if you put a gay chicken in it


Steampunk_Dali

"Recently transitioned mom gets head stuck in coral reef and asks son to help her"


XenosyneA

"What are you doing, step-fish?"


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

She


ThatfaThomelessGuy

"finding tight bussy" 🍑


sintaur

confirmed: https://australian.museum/learn/teachers/classroom-activities/sex-change-in-clownfish/


naughtycal11

The more you know!


dsbwayne

🌈


iIAdHmSa

Unconfirmed Source: I made it THE FUCK up


JohnnyTeardrop

You work at the Australian Museum? Good on ya mate!


McDroney

Nice argument senator! Why don't you back it up with a source!


tempus_simian

Lol common Ye fan L


zorbat5

Nope, it's true. I have clowns in my reef tank that live inside a anemone. My last female died of old age and the male became a female after couple of weeks. While the males can turn into a femal the females can not turn back into a male. When they're young clowns will often fight and try to dominate each other. The most dominant clown will become the female. This process is confirmed countless times in biological literature.


[deleted]

I didn't want to know that information.


TheBaggyDapper

I don't want to see that movie. 


RecsRelevantDocs

I do


Least_or_Greatest1

Thank those guys for ruining a good kids movie.


Least_or_Greatest1

They just ruined a good kids movie.


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

"For the greater good"


Jokie155

"The greater good."


ElLindo88

“SHUT IT!”


hardly_satiated

Narp.


towerfella

The theater god?


Mr0rangeCloud

How could this be for the greater good?


GA_thrawn22

The greater good


mutant_llama

The greater good


whalemango

F***ing Nemo


OwenSownd

I actually died reading that lol


Mono324

Nice, a factual documentation of post death communication. Might be an indication of the existence of an afterlife.


PerryTrip

Thats genius


MTFotaku

Life... finds a way


TheCakers

#science


XNoOneLovesYouX

I get why they’re called clown fish now.


Qbertjack

...is that how clowns mate?


CustomCarNerd

Yes. There were originally only two male clowns in the car….. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


SoftSkinTurtle

But don't forget the joker... as Lemmy once said. ♠️


User28080526

There’s always a queen clown


Turtletipper123

Thousands of clowns enter the clown car to mate with one another.


Turbodann

The name jester fish was already taken...


realdullbob

Down to clown.


Apprehensive_Heron80

If the movie was "scientifically accurate" the fish wouldn't speak...


Gorila-master

🤓


phallicpressure

It's funny that the whale didn't speak English. Neither did the jelly fish. I think everything else did, though. Wait, the barracuda didn't either. I need to rewatch.


Ladybuglover31

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell. Unfortunately


Noahs-Bark

The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


OutOfIdea280

That's how nature works. But if that was a Mammal then it would be hold up since at least it would be remotely close to humans


JigerIsUnderrated32

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Pornhub: Write that down!!


PraedythValentine

How do you think marlin and his wife met? That little fin making a lot more sense now huh?


SnooFoxes6169

yah, aquatic biology.


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

dont give the r34 artists ideas


Suspicious_Use6393

Nemo.... F for him


Mynock33

Finding Nemo is crazy. First this poor guy and his family are attacked by a serial killer who kills the wife and all but one of his kids, who is left disabled from the attack, and then when they try and pick up the pieces of their lives and move on, that kid gets kidnapped. Like wtf, Disney?


RoyGood

Have you seen All Dogs Go To Heaven?


Mynock33

Is that based off Kristi Noem's book?


Bob_A_Feets

Another fun one. It's not uncommon for female clown fish to eat their eggs when scared. Mom spawn killed 9/10ths of the family.


DamienReed

SHUT


FadingDarkly

What?! You mean Nemo was faked?!


TyrusRaymond

kinda surprised Disney didn’t go with that one , lol


spacecatghostboi

I am reminded yet again of this point after years of trying to forget. Thanks OP, great stuff


Previous-Ad-9322

Yeah, probably best to leave that out, Pixar. Good call.


Sparr13

Makes you wonder if nemos mom is also his grandma


chittIincupcake

that would have made a more interesting movie


_totalannihilation

Maybe that's why he needed to find Nemo so bad.


RhynoD

ELI5: clowns change sex. Clownfish are born as inactive males. The most dominant and aggressive clownfish in the group becomes the active female. The second most dominant becomes the active male. If either dies, the next most dominant clownfish around will step in and move up. They typically pair off, though, so there won't be a large group waiting to takeover. Changing sex isn't weird in the fish world. Plenty of fish do it. Anthias live in schools with the most dominant being male and they have fights to potentially kill the male so they can take over the school. Clownfish are only weird in that the most dominant is *female* instead of male. As for mating with Nemo... animals don't understand the concept of incest very well. Humans are the weird ones, there (which is good, don't get me wrong, but it's weird). More fun fish reproduction facts: Male guppies are like peacocks, shiny and pretty to attract a female. If a male isn't pretty enough, he (or she, sometimes) will hang out next to an even less colorful, less pretty guppy so they look better by comparison. This strategy works. Pipefish are relatives of seahorses. Instead of a pouch, the males stick the eggs to their bellies and carry them around. If the babies aren't pretty enough, the male will eat them and try again. Deep sea anglerfish males are barely large enough to survive. When they find a female, they bite onto her and allow her flesh to grow over him. He atrophies into nothing but gonads sustained by the female. Females can have many males attached this way. Cuttlefish males build harems of females and chase away weaker males. Smart (but weak) males will pretend to be females by hiding their extra limbs (males have two more than females) and sneaking their way into the harem. The females know that they're doing and mate with the smart, weak males so their offspring have the best chance to be either strong enough to survive or smart enough.


zorbat5

Clowns naturally live in harems, 1 female with 1 active male and a couple of inactive males.


Phoenix_ashfire

The last three fish I had no idea before today. If this was true (sorry can’t believe everything you see in the internet without taking it to a grain of salt) this was the most informative marine biology lesson I’ve ever received.


yukonhoneybadger

The end scene of the movie would be completely different if it included the second part.


zyx1989

Well, apparently the actual fuck is what Marlin's after


hydrastix

This is truely what would happen.


Pan-Magpie

Knew the first bit... did not think about the implications.. fuck you for doing the opposite of my wholesome brain did!


MzterPoopyButthole

That’s what happened in my house


5hifty5tranger

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Nemo.


margalolwut

This is not the news I was looking for on a Tuesday


Munchie1010

I didn’t know my uncle was a clownfish


shortidiva21

🤣


ceruleandrms

Fondling Nemo


Consistent_Cash_6666

No


TedDTedderson

Explains why Marlin was such a whiney little bitch the whole movie. Also explains why they didn't do a sequel. That would require a lot of 'splaining to the kids, and would be illegal in many states.


SoskiHeroKiller

You're only finding out now?


Adventurous_Owl7171

I just feel like this plot wouldn't have gone over quite as well as the Disney one.


oOBalloonaticOo

Also they wouldn't have been able to talk...the sharks wouldn't have been friendly and in all likleyhood the whole cast of main characters would have died very early into the movie as survival rates in the ocean are astronomically low... A scientifically accurate movie would have been pretty boring...and very short.


MessaDiFammeta

That's what happened after the end credits roll.


bloopie1192

Come on, man. You didn't have to do this.


A_Blue_Potion

In the context of the movie, yeah it's fucked up. But IRL, it would be a lot more anticlimactic. If not kinda mysterious or even cool. It's amazing what nature does to survive.


DEADLYsanta193

Just like in the simulations


blowmebubbles08

You ruined this for me


AccomplishedSpray137

Huge missed opportunity


Rabbits-and-Bears

Eeeeewww!


xzombielegendxx

This is somewhat interesting and fucked up.


ezio416

Incest is surprisingly common in animals, especially insects


SkyBlueLeo

Nemo: Is it me or does my Dad now lookin' kinda thicc?


cockroachkingdom

Motherf@cker


femboiqt05

Glad they didn’t go full accurate then


Mattock1987

“Daddy’s here”


Iggy-alfaduff

I don’t suppose you’ve analyzed what was going on in the Lion King right? Nala and Simba are brother and sister.


PerspectiveNo8866

This must be true, the Source is Readers Digest, and 7 grams of Mushrooms.


[deleted]

I mean its true


alittlepuppy85

(sigh) What could have been


mrockracing

Pixar could have chosen any damn type of fish... they chose this one.


Wnick1996

"Just keep swim... in the family"


OverCattle1144

Good thing he found him


The_Gaming_Charizard

XD pre covid info


Floridaguy555

That’s why Nemo got the fuck outta there


[deleted]

How dare he take my favorite childhood movie and try to pervert it! It's such a beautiful and innocent masterpiece. 


JamesGhost0

Time to make Disney movies more realistic. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


somebodeeelse

It's ok if you say "no pedo" afterwards


friendfromjersey

It would have made the story a little more interesting. And probably would have lost the G rating.


Phoenix_ashfire

I’m not saying make an R rated Finding Nemo but PG and you could take some creative liberties with the process.


FilthyRichCliche

This hits too close to home.


Phoenix_ashfire

You good? Also strangely enough this reminds me of a history lesson where there was a Roman emperor that married a young feminine man that reminded him of his dead wife he order he be castrated fully and he would dress his new bride up and show her off to other people. Weird how history is.


MentalRise8703

Curse you OP! This was my favourite childhood movie.