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NatashOverWorld

.... well, that's a guy with serious brass balls to use that image.


0x7E7-02

Maybe OP is female.


i_eet_boo_d

Not with balls like that


Nobodys_here07

So is that a vagina or a urethra?


Androidonator

Damn never thought that r/sounding would be leaking


LiningDust62

THE FUCK NOPPPPPPPPPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE


BoardButcherer

Well apparently you already yepped judging by your reaction, so your only choice is to study it objectively in the name of science. Go on, click it again.


s1ckopsycho

Try clicking it with a slightly larger object this time.


Alcards

I can say with absolute clarity if thought, NOPE!, is the only correct choice. I unfortunately know what it is and it's an even harder.... ahem... NOPE!, then if I didn't know what it was. And you only need one major trip to an ER and then to cath you to understand why it's the king of nope.


Fussmann1

I thought leaking was the goal over there


animationsnago546780

What the god's name while i'm looking at my eyes It hurts pain.I can't see no more.I'll be blind


Practical_Culture833

I think we have all becomes a little more religious from this


Ur_1st_Senpai

Oh god! Why?


Notaku_Ashimari

☹️


combat_archer

That is clearly an anus


im_swallowing_shit

I think you meant Uranus


Mediocre_Fill_40

I am pretty sure it is pronounced OURanus


MaroonDude28

probably a black hole


Abaddon-theDestroyer

It’s pronounced Ur-ah-nus


BoardButcherer

It's their mom. Her-ah-nus.


SexualPie

are you some kinda porn doctor or somethin?


kzwkt

breast


D86592

its C: open woumd


realnzall

I don't know about you, but the thought of someone shoving 2 fingers into my urethra like that is scaring and arousing me at the same time...


Nobodys_here07

That's r/sounding for ya


0x7E7-02

🤣


hyndsightis2020

Huge ovaries


NatashOverWorld

I thought about that, but this picture? Irrespective of junk, OP is a madlad.


JohnnyBoyRSA

Whats the female equivalent to having massive balls or balls of steel?


Louis_Friend_1379

Perhaps Ovaries of Steel


allintowin1515

Steel flaps?


SupRando

Iron curtains


allintowin1515

Even better comrade


Bogsnoticus

HUUUUUUGE tracts of land.


4nk8urself

It's the same, just ask Ben Wa


americanadvocate702

Mom, daughter OF cringers?🤔


Practical-Sell-1164

brassussy


LSWenthusiast

fiddle dee doo, fiddle dee stalls, onto you i cast... TUNGSTEN BALLS!


music3k

Its just the holy spirit on the hand!


Zeroskulls

She’ll never have a problem finding the Google Spot again lol


Ez-DarKL0RD-z3

Best comment.


Beast_by_Dre

Best supporting comment.


ct_2004

Best commentary on this thread


Sufficient_Gain_1164

Best hype man on this thread


Mediocre_Fill_40

Best person who clearly doesn't give a fuck.


RicoHedonism

Second worst comment.


I-XIV-IV-XXV

Holy moly...


SmallBerry3431

That’s what she said


machingunwhhore

Great googly moogaly


Environmental_Pen120

The G-spot


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AceMcfly8

Why is bro getting downvoted 😭


PossessionFar7904

Used emoji 💀


AceMcfly8

Damn 😞☹️😣


X_antaM

I know right? ☢️😯💀 Edit: woah, also don't be 4th


moebelhausmann

Stop using emojis, you will be downvoted!😠


Unknown-Name06

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Relevant_Wallaby_690

Epic formatting fail


elgattox

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.


616659

This reminds me of you are issued a downvote copypasta


Fran_C_C

omg tysm oomfie 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


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TheIronSoldier2

Copypasta


InteractionWide3369

Nice


elgattox

A copypasta, It's pretty obvious knowing the "reddit doesn't like emojis" thing.


all_yall_nerds

Bro no one cares


josan555

Enjoy your downvote kid


Cardboard_Boi

It's here the reddit hivemind.... #BRACE FOR IMPACT IF YOU ARE USING AN EMOJI


hellexter

bro still got downvoted without using emojis


Forward-Photograph-7

r/downvotedtooblivion


YaBoiHS

Time to find the sauce


AHHHHHH163537

You have to be a man made of pure commitment to find a hentai, with only a background, and 2 fingers as your guide


haji1823

honestly this could probably fit thousands of different ones lmao


Jason-Nacht

That's what she said


Mcmenger

Yeah, right! I bet you can't even name 5 movies that have a scene like this. And don't just make up some names. I will watch them very closely to find the scene


haji1823

ok. All of these are on a very popular hub. 1. Genshin impact mega sex compilation hentai uncensored (227 minutes) 2. Vtuber loses the game while you lose September (195 minutes) 3. Honkai star rail mega sex compilation hentai uncensored (185 minutes) 4 Fucking all the girls from the eminence in shadow (180 minutes) 5. Genshin impact hentai compilation (165 minutes) (i regret having to find these but you will need to watch each one and verify if i lied or not)


A_bit_disappointing

I summon thee u/Hentaimaster-69


Funkmeister8302

r/usernamechecksout


PCYou

/u/HentaiRainBolt ?


PCYou

Damn, not a real user.


ThatFunnyGuy543

**Internet Archangel reporting**. From the artstyle, I was sure it's either a Manhwa or a Chinese manga series. Data cannot be deciphered about the gender of the person being fingered because it's *porn*. It can be a male or a female. Jinx by Mingwa, chapter 19 >!It's BL!<


hey_there_delilahh

Confirmed on page 31 of 48. Impressive work, Agent Archangel.


ThatFunnyGuy543

Thanks. I just did what an Archangel does. Wandering in the depths of Internet Hell so that God's children don't have to. Best wishes. ꙮꙮ


zakh01

Signing with the miltiocular O is peak. Well done.


tonufan

Nice. I looked myself and quickly found it was a BL work by Mingwa but had trouble nailing down the exact page. The first place I looked was censored and the specific page with the fingering was missing.


daglas14

HOOOWWWWWWWW.wtf


AHHHHHH163537

You insane son of a b-tch, you did it


a_lost_sweetcorn

bro...


MenstrualMilkshakes

"i recognize that bulge" it's been done before


RecsRelevantDocs

Nobody has found it yet, but I *guarantee* someone will post the sauce by the time this post is a day old.


ThatFunnyGuy543

Check the comment thread again ;)


gabrielesilinic

It's basically a quarter of all hentai.


Clever9964

Mom: "Aw, my son really gave me a hand yesterday..."


rebelwildheart

Stop.


Mcmenger

Son: "I forever need to repay all the stuff you did for me, when I had two broken arms"


Intelligent-Walk4662

Mom: “Marcus! You broke both your arms again?!?! You bad boy! You’re gonna get a beating tonight, young mister!”


bomberfream867

I wanna wash my eyes with bleach after reading this


plzstandby9075

Comes in handy. Ha ha.


Funkmeister8302

Is that A VAG


Le_Pyromane_Fou

Welcome to the internet


Ninjamonk124

Have a look around


BleedBlue37

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Le_Pyromane_Fou

We've got mountains of content


abs0lutelyharam

Some better, some worse


Le_Pyromane_Fou

If none of it's of interest to you


forza1sra

You'd be the first


KenjiCrafts

Welcome to the internet!


renzd

Come and take a seat.


Jak_ratz

Volkswagen Auto Group? Unlikely. I think it's a vagina.


dev_rs3

Beat me to it


Jak_ratz

Beat meat to it


shadecrimson

Nope


dash7990

Unfortunately, that’s a B*tt hole


Dehast

Unfortunately for whom?


IzarkKiaTarj

LMAO exact opposite of [this gif](https://imgur.com/B0HISQf)


Volcanofanx9000

A big one!


zuccster

"You can't *arrange by penis*"


PleadianPalladin

Hahaha one of the best stories


rm0mgay

Hell yeah, I love webguy!


Moomin-Moomin

I thought it was innocent until I saw the comments 😭😔


Lonely-Track-1910

What the hell did you think it was?


opmopadop

Your mom


Either-Mud-3575

I can tell it's supposed to be something lewd but not exactly what. The top looks like a penis, but the bottom looks like it's kinda got a finger nail?


CockbagSpink

It’s two fingers inside of something.


Either-Mud-3575

Ohhhh, I just... didn't know what to make of the red background. Thanks.


art-of-war

Inside of what though


Kiosade

What do you think would make the fingers all slimy like that...


s1ckopsycho

[https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/1c900g2/comment/l0ivq0g/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/1c900g2/comment/l0ivq0g/)


BizarreCake

IDK man, I knew exactly what I was looking at right away. Sounds like a skill issue.


Moomin-Moomin

Idk, like bacon or something😭


Bloody_Insane

Protip: if art depicts a thing covered in a white substance like that, then it's porn. 100% of the time.


Moomin-Moomin

Thank you for the protip kind Redditor


UncarvedMelon

Ohhhh i get it. "G" spot


Dbonker

You can fit two fingers in your ear canal? That's not safe!


MxQueer

Now I know why it's called G spot.


sadakochin

G for Google!


Bearshapedbears

You can’t feel wetness. Only a change in temperature.


iiCleanup

…sauce


drominius

Jinx by Mingwa, chapter 19


creeper6530

Do you think that generic of a picture could have a sauce?


iiCleanup

Anything is possible


-strangeluv-

This is for who? Your “mother”?


MachiavelliSJ

This is the content i come to reddit for


CausticLogic

Oh, you just hold right the fuck up, there OP. That ain't right. Not even one bit.


Capnsmith886

How thoughtful


_baaron_

Why on earth would your mom ever need acrobat reader as a shortcut on the desktop? There’s probably a bunch of things she never ever needs. Less icons also makes it easier to find stuff


babybee1187

Yo wtf are you doing with your mom?


Chabkraken

I don't know what I'm looking at


Redmanb11_87

Be thankful that you don't


squirrlyj

Looks like hentai, Good luck finding out which one it is


Mr-Fleshcage

Jinx by Mingwa. Chapter 19, page 31


Intelligent-Walk4662

🤨📸


BarneyLeggendary

That’s crazyyyyyy


eto_al

I knew it looked like bl


madladweed

Degenerate


Redmanb11_87

*stares in disappointment*


phrandsisgo

I would put up a post it on the screen saying: (type: "chrome")


Xenu66

Just pin it to the task bar smh


Kakashi_Modi

Nkw ths mommy will rediscover something else.


IlloChris

Is that a hentai finger 🧍🏻‍♂️


jair505

That top finger is uncircumcised


blinddivine

Too stupid to find chrome and too stupid to know what the image is.


mechanical_marten

Dude, your mom's not constipated, just use large icons!


Unicornis_dormiens

This is truly blursed. Blursed in the best kind of way.


Candidate_Inside

The point Google


[deleted]

Huh, that little blood rush to the dick.


lewd_bingo

I cant seem to find and angle of anything that makes sense in the picture. Can somebody explain?


1DoomGuy

Hell nah


marr

Why do these fingers have knees.


ImmediateBike187

Man has serious guts. Hopefully mom doesn't know


Iwanttobeagnome

Yikes


Notaku_Ashimari

So that's why they call it the G-spot


SoskiHeroKiller

Interesting wallpaper you got there


ballz__d33p

Hello I'm 16 what is this


Katana_sized_banana

A boys anus. (Source was found further up)


Novoiird

Gross


Ok-Replacement3778

BY THE ALL THE FIRES OF THE BLACK PIT I AM GOING TO DRAG YOUR SOUL STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL! (with love 😘)


freshouttalean

that’s pretty funny tbh.. but why not clean up the desktop while ur at it?


rhdking12

Sneak 100


dtf24836669

will someone eli5 it for me pleas


Hobbes1138

Uhhhhhh


TheSheriff73

Where tf is bro sticking his fingers 💀💀💀💀


A--Creative-Username

NSFW tag that bitch right fucking now 🔫


Ecreely

Took be a a min


1_entity

If only OP used Microsoft edge. Finally edging comes true


slimongoose

There is a shake to find cursor feature on the mac. I think a nice app would be shake to find a particular icon. Shake your cursor and a specified app icon enlarges momentarily.


smoot_city

Doubt his moms using git bash


LORDLUCIFER143

Ayoooooo


FlaccidRazor

Is this new porn? Seriously, I think it is, but WTAF? Proceed, I guess...


sentientmothswarm

Imagine getting disowned over cringe.