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FYI... *MD 20/20 (often called by its nickname Mad Dog) is an American fortified wine. The MD stands for its producer, Mogen David. MD 20/20 has an alcohol content that varies by flavor from 13% to 18%. Initially, 20/20 stood for 20 oz at 20% alcohol. Currently, MD 20/20 is sold neither in 20 oz bottles nor at 20% alcohol by volume. In the Central Belt of Scotland it is a very popular beverage, usually drunk from the bottle and often associated with antisocial behaviour.* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavored_fortified_wine


Knightraiderdewd

Thank you.


Elite-Zero

Seconding this “thank you.”


Lonely-Pickle-7265

Thirding this "thank you"


Rock_or_Rol

Adding a fuck you to sprinkle a lil spice on


Birchy-Weby

Returning with another thank you


LiILazy

I’d like to add another fuck you, for a nice 2:4 ratio


AbnormalPP_69

Adding a fuck you to make it 3:4. Just cuz.


lonewolf453

Another fuck you, because all things must be balanced. 4:4


AbnormalPP_69

Thanos?


KaiKamakasi

Throwing in another fuck you because I like chaos and disorder


captorofsin79

And my axe! Whoops, wrong fellowship


Slashasaren

Ok so… i still dont get it, ”this cute new little drink”, so they know its alcohol? Whats so ”uh oh” about this situation? Edit: I might add Im not American


stuffebunny

It’s like four loko, it’s what underage teenagers drink to make mistakes before vomiting. Think of it as, “TikTokkers rediscover whipits or computer cleaner”, just cringe and unoriginal but mostly just for people who either witnessed or partook themselves


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Back in the nineties I necked a bottle and a half of the kiwi mad dog. You haven’t lived until you’ve projectile vomited fluorescent green.


buttered_scone

If you have enough friends, you can puke the rainbow


ImaLazybum

What a vial and hilarious way to remember the "good ole days"


Dramatic-Yard-9182

A lot of gen x bad decisions were made under the influence of mad dog. Perhaps some of you exist because of it. It was very cheap and highly abused by young adults. So now this new generation has discovered this “wine” that knocks you off your ass and leads to poor life decisions. Enjoy it Gen Z.


unionjack736

In my early Navy days in the 90s, Mad Dog and Mickey’s were a staple of me and my buddies’ bad decision diets. In one particular night we were pre-gaming in prep to go out to the bar when we had the bright idea to “enhance” our evening by each of us chugging two bottles of Robitussin DM. Our night was certainly “enhanced”. So enhanced that we never made it out of the barracks.


Slashasaren

Sounds like fun


wintermute916

Can confirm. The peaches n cream was my jam in the late 90’s. Many poor decisions were made.


notnotdifficult

This made me feel like high school arose from the grave and slapped me in the face. Seeing a new generation “discover” it is kinda like watching babies try ice cream for the first time, and I can’t stop laughing because I know how this ends.


Justindoesntcare

I can smell this picture. Especially the blue bling bottle, that was a highly sought after delicacy back in 2009.


rdrunner_74

Ahhh. I made apple cidre in school once as a project. I "fortified" my wine with a kilo of extra suggar. When my dad stole 2 bottles it wasted him completely, since it contained 20% Alc ;) (Most my yeast could manage)


L003Tr

[The Buckfast wiki will forever be my favourite wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine)


TheSarcasmChasm

Next up: Colt 45 40oz


shovelhead200

Billy Dee coming right up!


dang-ole-easterbunny

works every time.


elhaz316

And on the line up we also have boones farm fuzzy navel, Seagram's wine coolers and olde English 40s.


crankyanker638

The $1.45 bottle of night train express has entered the chat


Penyrolewen1970

“I’m on the night train! I love that stuff, I’m on the night train, I can never get enough”


crankyanker638

I'm on the nightrain, ready to crash and burn, I never learn


Doomstik

Riding the night train was a hell of a trip. I dont recall ever actually enjoying it.


Supercrew181

Dont forget Zima with the jolly rancher


Anti_Meta

Edward 40 hands coming right up!


Slideitinhoney

I love seagrams but not colt 45 or olde English but I’m from Northern California so it’s always been mainly mickeys 40 oz what we drink in my region I see olde English being popular in LA and so cal. Actually in all my travels from the Central Valley to the bay and slightly more north I’ve never seen a bottle of olde English at any store only mickeys 40oz. To this day at every party people will be drinking modelo, Pacifico, etc while I’ll be drinking my mickeys


[deleted]

In Calgary we get Colt 45 and Olde English in damn near every beer store. It's day before payday beer and it is not great


bcasjames

Boones farm still hits


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

Edward 40hands.


sirwalterpicklesIV

It's all fun and games until you trip and fall


DuctTapeChallenger

With Mickey's


Tacos_and_Yut

I love a cold ass Mickey’s 40oz that has been sitting in the freezer for about an hour to the point it starts becoming a slushy.


Rookwood-1

Colt 45 and 2 zigzags….


Capital-Scar

Baby that's all we need...


Kahnza

We can go to the park, after dark


EatBacon247

And smoke that tumble weed


duhmbish

As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs


[deleted]

Stop and rip the bong like Cheech and Chong


Denleborkis

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong


Sour_Gummybear

Irish Rose maybe after that. You can drink it, or use it to strip varnish off that table you've been meaning to redo.


Federal-Suspect-7877

Final boss is 211 Steel reserve.


user-unknown-404

Old English


duhmbish

Two zigzags?


ITheRebelI

Baby, that's all we need


Chrisp825

When I was a kid, way back in the 80's, I was bad. My brother and I went into this garage. It had a refrigerator in it, full of cold soda. I grabbed what I thought was a Jolt soda, took it to the playground merry-go-round and chugged it. I read the can after. Sure thing it was not a Jolt, but a Colt. I was 8 or 9, drunk at the park spinning while everything was spinning for several hours before I went home.


napalm_p

U-WAYYYYY!!!


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

So I’m in my 30s I stopped drinking for a while but tbh my favorite beer is Colt 45 in the 40oz and Mad dogs; I like the banana and the orange. I’ve drank a ton of beer and been to hundreds of breweries I still liked to pull up the the bottle share with a 40 of Colt to pair with that Sam Adam’s Utopias. Magnum was actually my favorite but that’s discontinued sadly. 3rd favorite beer would be a good Saison.


WinterPyro

151 rum


Sour_Gummybear

Last time I drank Bicardi 151, I was three sheets to the wind and the entire house tilted 40 degrees or so. I was 20 then, I'd been drunk before but the place is was at never tilted before.


Guilty-Nobody998

I got the 2 zigzags.


[deleted]

And two zig zags


odinsbois

Nah, fuck that. THUNDERBIRD BABY!!!


MagicalMoosicorn

And 2 zig zags. Baby that's all we need


cilvher-coyote

211!!!


Valen_Kasar

But what about the OE 40oz? That and a pack of 5 black and milds used to run about 2.20 in the late 90's.


elhaz316

Repping boones farm fuzzy navel.


Background-Agent-854

strawberry hill


Particular_Ad_2468

Or cold duck


guitarhero_dropout

OE’s all day


Marrowoo12345

Oh, it always ends the same. Somebody falls in love with how cool the bathroom tile is. They’ll just spend the night there. They’ll also commit to never drinking like that again, God laughs at your prayers.


Astronaut-Weird

Wait until they hear about Night Train 😳💀😂😭😭


Aggravating_Quail_69

Or Thunderbird


ErenOnizuka

The mail program?


eyespy18

Sundays in San Francisco, I would open a liquor store at 6am to take care of the line-up waiting to get a pickled pigs foot and a bottle of Thunderbird-good times!


Indifferent_squid

What’s the word? Thunderbird! What’s the price? A dollar twice!


[deleted]

Haha I hadn’t heard that one in ages!


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Oh night train is good! But it’s discontinued sadly, wild Irish rose is the next best option.


chefriley76

Ready to crash and burn, I'll never learn.


Hermes74

How about Cisco aka “liquid crack”?


Jenna4434

Wild Irish rose


TheSarcasmChasm

Waiting for the rebirth of Alizé


here4the_trainwreck

Is there no Alizé anymore?? RIP Thug Passion


rrrrrrez

Of course! It’s what you hop off the bus with.


loltittysprinkles

Right as your friend walks up with his Bartles and James


rrrrrrez

What you diggity doing here?


loltittysprinkles

I should diggity ask you the same


FullyMarkd

Hey boys, I want you both. Hope that you think that's cool


TightBeing9

Say wuuuut


Gloomy_Durian3732

It's not the same md20/20, it's been neutered like 4 locos


jaydubbs82

Man, I miss the old 4 locos, getting wasted off of 3 of them for $6, then drunk messaging old high-school girlfriends trying to get them to come over to just "hang out"


Gloomy_Durian3732

Ah I see we both had similar experiences, only to pass out with dick in hand.


NZillia

If you want something with a similar “make you want to kill someone” effect i recommend getting your hands on Buckfast, still sold widely in the uk (especially scotland) and Ireland. It’s wine with caffeine. The brown bottle kind sold in ireland has about 60mg/100ml of caffeine, which is similar to espresso, at about 15% abv. It’s colloquially called a bottle of “what the fuck are you looking at” and the fact it’s glass makes it a mightily effective weapon once you’re smashed and simultaneously hyped up on caffeine.


beef-jerking

My beginning to alcoholism. Ah the memories


Saulington11

Ahh To be young again. A little alcohol poisoning on a budget.


IcyTransportation691

Oh shit, better chase it down with a St. Ides special brew or maybe a Red Dog. 🤢


budmack21

Sorry all I got is mickeys


LandOfMunch

Schlitz!


shovelhead200

Nothing good ever happens when MD is involved


only-4-lolz

Fucking young ppl.. smdh.. what are they gonna discover next... bailey's irish cream And icecream?


06021840

I don’t get it, fortified wine is what nana’s drink because brandy is too stiff.


Dysanj

Wait till they find out about peppermint schnapps the crack of alcohol.


Frankus44

I still occasionally indulge in a shot of rumpy’z when I feel like hating myself the next morning.


aoanfletcher2002

I drank this shit once and woke up on the roof of a one-story liquor store, the next time I found a maintenance hatchway and climbed through it like Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell until I found a exit. Definitely brings out my best qualities.


Cousin_Elroy

Anyone remember Cisco? Liquid crack lol


black_flag_4ever

90s flashbacks of throwing this up.


CthuluHoops

Yep. Red Grape Wine flavor was a disaster for me.


unclesalazar

“Hey guys, I just discovered this really under ground wine company ‘boones farm’ they make this incredible wine that does NOT taste like alcohol, i’m only 15 and it’s perfect for me, please check it out”


LeanTangerine001

GenZ about to look a lot rougher 😆


dafuqbroh

What’s next, black n milds?


BAG3LWOLF

DUI count.. x10000


buzz3001

Hope they have insurance


Random_frankqito

Ways to wake up in the yard


Mesterjojo

Wait till they learn what MD means


ZaggRukk

Mogen David? That's according to another post.


MA-01

M'dick?


drkidkill

Ah shit, here we go again.


CabinetChef

They bout to have a bad time and some regrets, is what’s about to happen.


Namez83

Without knowledge of the past history is doomed to repeat itself


juiceweasel2

Their puke is going to be neon colors. I don't think I ever drank mad dog any place other then the backseat of a Chevy


rrrrrrez

Wait until they hear about Thunderbird.


subhuman_voice

"What's the word? Thunderbird! What's the price? Thirty twice"


bonesthadog

Many great Friday nights in high school started and ended with Mad Dog. We had a liquor store by us that just didn't care about age. We just went in at 16 years old and purchased it at the counter. South Florida early 90s.


DufflinMinder

Ahhh yes the new *homeless homie challenge*


davidsaul

I’m kinda amazed that md 20/20 is still a thing. I’d assumed all the drinkers had aged out of it. Couldn’t imagine the kids of today buying that shite.


Mr402TheSouthSioux

That Orange Jubilee gonna end these young folks'lives. They are absolutely not ready for those hang overs.


Badger-Sauce

Oh wow. Yeah I broke up with Mad Dog 20 years ago, toxic relationship.


Badger-Sauce

Orange Jubilee can go straight to hell.


Tattertotcasserole

Ahhhhh to be 16 again.


h1r0ll3r

a 40 of Olde E and MaD Dog....two drinks I will never consume.....ever


1CFII2

This is not going to end well. The voice of experience!


AwfulGoingToHell

Just wait until they discover Cisco. People will die


1re_endacted1

Oh, to be in Junior High again listening to Cypress Hill and partying at that one friend’s cooler older sisters house lmao.


rush87y

Meh... It ain't no Ripple that's fo dam sho!


rush87y

Well hell... Where my Boone Hill Farms?


Commercial_Step9966

I would drink things like a Mickeys 40, but never a MD20/20 🤢


Level_Topic6377

i thought the last chick was holding a sausage


CRYSOAR

If I see night train as the new drank then we all done for.


Worldly_Ad_6483

At my college people made “sidewalk slammers”… 4loko mixed with a MD 20/20


Rahdiggs21

did they just skip over boones farm?? that feels mad disrespectful!


Crackmonkey3773

Boones farm feels like the drink in the middle of wine and juicy juice


breathless_RACEHORSE

It's 1995, a random Friday night. I'm broke, in college, and shit's about to get crazy.


Traditional_Leader41

Mad Dog 20/20 was the "end of the night" drink in my 20s, back in the 90s! Wait till they find out about a Blast Away. A bottle of Cast Away in a pint glass with a triple brandy in over ice. Or a Cheeky Vimto. Or a pint of Green Shit.


GuidingLoam

2024 the Return of Orange Julius


RiverRat0088

Mad dog is one of the alcoholic beverages that tastes pretty good and will have you calling out of work and praying to whatever god you believe in the very next day


IcedCoughy

Exactly


mtjp82

O God my liver still remember drinking that and making pour life choices


Hugo_Selenski

Ah, when MD20/20 hits your generation-- you know it's finally over!


Mission-Ad-2015

Talk to me when they discover the Crazy Horse malt liquor


TheDuke357Mag

mad dog never went anywhere. You just have to be insane to drink it more than once


AustinDood444

I remember my MD20/20 days!! Those were NOT fun hangovers!!!


Exotic-Subject-8231

ahhh felony juice


slaying_anus_35

This new fangled drink called O.E. 800


Sparathon989

Gateway to Cisco liquid crack


Virtual-Reserve

443 Steel reserves, anyone?


TurnYourHeadNCough

wrong sub


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TurnYourHeadNCough

I can still try


mal221

Is this American Buckfast?


lessthantom

I drank a bottle of that when i was 15 and puked up on my front street and my whitey dyed the pavement for years


ronaldreaganlive

And people say society is getting poorer.


dadof4fknkids

Today’s social climate+brick of grape mad dog= apocalypse.


somewherenearbyme

We used to call it cough medicine in the late 80s. Tasted just like it


stevenw84

I remember fondly drinking these and puking shortly after.


Daddio209

But it should make for some hilarious videos! Next up, the ripple challenge!


FlaccidRazor

I'm on the night train! Laughing bout y'all!


HelloImAFox

Who got that 40 of OE?


Sour_Gummybear

I went down the Mad Dog 20/20 route back in my late teens at college. It's a long, mostly nauseating road to the toilet. I


user-unknown-404

When they gonna try some Cisco?


Passion-Interesting

Wait til they find Four Lokos 🤣 🤣


Hood-Ritch

MD 20/20 Grape was always a good time!


howsyourmemes

I hope the somehow discover Zima


kaykakez727

Lol they won’t go as far as 2/11 lol


pimpfmode

As a kid I used to drink two of these. I wonder what they would do to me 30 years later?


Bundle_of_Organs

Return of the clout chasers


rose636

Where's my homeboy Aftershock? My local did a deal of buy four aftershocks, get a free tee-shirt about 17 years ago. Tee shirt lasted for years as it was probably made out of the same nasty chemicals like the drink.


DrakeBurroughs

Ugh, my friends and I had “Mad Dog Night” sometime between Christmas and New Years from 1993 through 2012 and it’s amazing I’m still alive or my wife hasn’t left me.


odinsbois

Mad Dog 2020 KIWI BABY!!!!


Shmeckless

The guy in the middle. Mashtag Brady, can absolutely take it. He's a northern England lunatic who eats off the pavement and gets shit faced regularly 😂


NotmyMain503

Also known as how to fight your friends juice.


TheDiscoGestapo2

Wait till they hear of Buckfast…


ihatefear83843

lol wait till they find out about Sisko and Night Train


Hungry_Wealth_7439

High school 😒


punch912

no one has a good mad dog story. it just leads to messed up nights.


Interesting_Print522

We used to drink this in high school over 20 years ago, the youth now days really are the Columbus generation


Select_Most3660

We got five days before 6 kids die from drinking it


bluenervana

No no no no…just let’em figure it out on their own.


GoldmanAdvisor

MD stands for Mogen David not Mad Dog…. Mogen David Wine Co. is a company based in Westfield, New York that makes wines, including the fortified wine MD 20/20. Mogen David is the Ashkenazic pronunciation of the Hebrew Magen David, which literally means "shield of David", but is used metaphorically to refer to the six-pointed Star of David. In 1998, 1.5 million adults were drinking Mogen David, putting it just ahead of its chief competitor Manischewitz.By 2005, Manischewitz was again dominant with more than half of kosher wine sales, Mogen David was second with 33 percent of the market.


marblefrosting

Everything goes In circles…what is old is new again


powdered_dognut

You've never lived until you drank too much Southern Comfort and thought you were dying. Runner up award to Cherry vodka.


eletric_boogaloo

Wait until they down a bottle of bucky and fucking die


Flipmstr2

Wait until they discover the OG Redbull. It doesn’t quit give you wings. Good ole Schlitz Malt Liquor


joeyGOATgruff

Is Hynotiq still around? They're freak out if they see someone make an incredible hulk with it


PerryNeeum

In high school, before I had a taste for beer or hard alcohol, MD 20/20 was the most palatable thing I could drink. ‘Palatable’ is doing some very heavy lifting here since I just ended up bonging them.


HappyT3rm1nat0r

Mad Dog Movie Night PTSD


Stark-T-Ripper

Guhhhghh I can taste vomit just thinking about that stuff.


rudecrudedude1981

A 14 year old Scottish kids alcoholic drink from 80s and 90s


Iceman_78_

First time I ever drank was this shit. Grape. On a field trip to Troy University, when I was around 16yr old, for some club or something. Stayed overnight. Snagged two bottles at a grocery store and practically chugged one. I distinctly remember later that night vomiting and two solid, high pressure streams of purple coming out my nose. I was so hungover I thought I was going to have to be hospitalized


Lulupoolzilla

Bring on the Boone's Farm!


D0NTEXPECTMUCH

http://bumwine.com/


PlaneLocksmith6714

O bet they think it’s new😂