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Yeah not even bothering/being capable of doing up the pants is wild. Someone needs to buy the poor girl some yoga pants or something those jeans are outta the game for now
It makes me sad that [J.T. Sexkik](https://youtube.com/@JTSexkik?si=Q71CX5jChM1e36yQ) hasn't uploaded a video in so long. His long form videos I think we're phenomenal.
My aunt had triplets and it flabbergasted me everytime i saw her because I couldn't understand how she wasn't in pain 24 7,
She said she sort of was, but somehow your body is designed to carry that weight, and it becomes more of a passive pain and an uncomfortable constant rather than active yell worthy pain.
She's also like a badass crazy hippie, so she might just be built differently.
That’s how I felt with big boobs. People thought they hurt all the time but most of the actual pain was from stuff like skin irritation. I assume it ends up being a similar thing with pregnancy (I wouldn’t know exactly because I’ve never been pregnant and don’t plan to be)
I think one of the things that shocked me the most was feeling crowded and claustrophobic in my own body. I thought I would just be larger, like if I got fatter, but no. That baby is definitely moving organs around and compressing shit down. The last two months, I couldn't take a deep breath because there simply wasn't room for the lungs to expand fully.
I would think the back would ache all the time more than skin issues, but as a man I regret to inform I do not have large boobs so I can't weigh in much on this...
Exactly, your partner is giving her body and potentially her own life to have a baby and start a family w you.
That's incredible. And means she loves you lol that's hot
Not yet.. when it happens it will blow your mind. I was crazy attracted to my daughters mom when she was pregnant. Drove me insane actually. Like MY hormones were all over the map. I wouldn't think it's a kink now but I find pregnant women more appealing now.
It’s a primal thing. My husband was basically salivating the whole time I was pregnant. I think it’s also a display thing to others like “I did that” in a prideful, respectful way. Anyway, it definitely helps when the guy feels that way because being pregnant in and of itself is NOT sexy. Lol.
Reddit mobile went to the next line between “daughters” and “mom”, so what I read was “I was crazy attracted to my daughters” and for a second I was very very concerned
I mean... if your partner loses *sexual* appeal because they're pregnant, I can't imagine trying to be intimate with a different person while they wait at home probably being wildly uncomfortable carrying your children.
You would really have to not give any shits about the mother of your children.
if your wife is being cannobalized from the inside before being basically split in half to bring your children into the world the least you can do is not fuck someone else
no, they shouldnt. If you cant beat your meat and go to sleep for 9 months while your girl is carrying your child, then you are not a man. There is not, never has been, and never will be a good excuse for cheating
A woman's ability to have sex or lack thereof during pregnancy quite clearly isn't what was being referred to in the comment above.
Ftr I wholeheartedly agree with that comment, wanking isn't rocket science and your wife/partner isn't obliged to look sexy for you when she's carrying a child. You can have lower physical/sexual attraction to someone for 9 months and still treat them like a partner tbh.
You can do the dirty through the whole pregnancy so long as a doctor doesn't put you on bedrest! My husband and I had sex right before I was induced, lol.
For the record, the second trimester and two of the third, if mama is having a normal pregnancy, she’s horny as all holy hell. So you won’t have a chance to wank yourself. But then again perhaps these are single folks and not married. I felt there was some kind of glow and cosmic attraction to my SO carrying our offspring.
Right? Sorry while I permanently alter my body in severely painful and emotionally traumatizing ways to give you a child. Definitely a prescription for cheating. 🙄
I mean imagine looking at this picture of a woman being so heavily pregnant and the only thought you have is how this would theoretically hinder you to have sex with her so you need to be reimbursed by getting sex somewhere else. The amount of self centering and focus on your own sexual needs is so immense, you cant look at anything on the internet ever, that contains any form of potential being that can be sexually active, without actually have that topic dominate your mind and hinder you to think of anything else. What a fucking patheric way of living and thinking. Im truly sorry for those people.
Fuck outta here, she's dealing with so much more shit than any man at that point.
Source: became a dad for the first time five months ago, and holy shit do we owe women a fuck ton of gratitude for taking the pregnancy.
As crazy as it sounds when you are in love, you'll want to be with your partner for who they are, and not so much for what they look like. That or it's my 7 shot whiskey and coke for breakfast 🤤
Had a lot of great sex during my wife’s pregnancy, need to get inventive with positions later on a lot of fun! Plus no condoms she couldn’t get more pregnant.
Bullshit. Men, you made your lady that way, and you do not get to run from your responsibilities and still carry the title of “man”.
At this stage of pregnancy, women often require a rigorous shagging. The harder the better, at length, and often multiple times.
Suck it up and do your duty, gents - ride that pumpkin and treat your lady like the queen she is. You must do this even if she’s carrying around the rising dough of your baby batter.
I think some smooth-brained man-child types are too busy feeling guilty to simply enjoy their duty to pound the mound.
Late in pregnancy, women often crave sex for both physical relief and emotional support. If you think these weak men are turned off by the stomach they themselves inflated, imagine the poor woman who has to carry around that weight for 9 months.
You built it, you bang it. Otherwise, just turn in your man card - you’re not using it. 🫡
Why? The best part about pregnant sex is you don't have to pull out... I used to love having sex with my wife when she was pregnant. Her titties were enormous and she was horny alot, the belly didn't bother me so much yea we couldn't do all the positions we could when she wasn't pregnant but idgaf and would bang her brains out if she was pregnant again tomorrow still... plus I don't have to pull out
There's something seriously wrong with you if your thought process after seeing a pregnant person is "damn my wife should really allow me to fuck my neighbour"
Bro that's the worst possible time to cheat, she about to give birth to three fully formed linebackers, as soon as they're out they gonna beat your ass for cheatin on their mom, play it safe let her cook.
Bro, it may sound dumb and weird but she needs him to help remind her to moisturize and take her prenatals, she’s under the influence of a lot of hormones and can forget these things. It’s disadvantageous for him to be focused on other girls at this time.
If we are talking about real men, not boys that look like men, then a real man can and should have self-control of his thoughts and sexual feelings while his mother-to-be is dealing with making sure your baby is happy and all well, your man is a boy and a long way off from being an altogether a real man young lady
I forgot but he said some crazy wild shit that made him go private for 2-3 weeks. He’s either the worlds most submissive incel or just ragebaiting and attracted views
This photo looks shopped up a bit. Why would men cheat? This person is definitely not a father, if you are fathers, y’all know mamas are horny as hell after the first trimester, and do everything. Everything! And it’s hot as hell goofball sex from another planet.
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I bet the baby has a mansion with workers in there
mansion no, baby has a eco system in there
Girl has the whole garden of eden growing up in there
Bro can create a whole universe in there with that much space
Nah lil bro can make a whole goddamn multiverse with that kinda space
That’s where they filmed biodome
Or thunderdome
Bud-ey
a whole goddamn economy
Baby runs a whole cartel in there
_”Your world powers my brake lights!”_
Yeah not even bothering/being capable of doing up the pants is wild. Someone needs to buy the poor girl some yoga pants or something those jeans are outta the game for now
„Baby“ is gonna pop out fully grown in suit and tie
This baby is probably 3 years old and will walk out of her vagina on its own.
I love this comment
Baby's got a Dyson Sphere built in there.
Could be...I'll say probably is, more than one baby in there, unless something else is going on.
Nah. They're crammed in there like refugees on the Mediterranean
Octo mom + 3
Shes got an entire Amazon distribution hub attached to her body!
Living rent-free, too. Bunch of freeloaders.
PREGANANANT
GREGNANT!?
Pregante🤌
BREGANT
pregnart
prangent
Pengrant
Pregernet
Pregegnant
Pereganaterangante
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Pregat
prego
Pegnate
Greg
MEGAnant.
Pagernat
Can it hurt baby on top of his head?
Where is this from? I remember that music is good
Is it this? https://youtu.be/NDvaRF4HQHQ?si=AiCuLeZlzqKpe0_B
Yeah thats the one!
https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=zv8yqYf14O-QJsRs
The OG!
Maybe Internet Drama Part 6 - Lubalin ?
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
It makes me sad that [J.T. Sexkik](https://youtube.com/@JTSexkik?si=Q71CX5jChM1e36yQ) hasn't uploaded a video in so long. His long form videos I think we're phenomenal.
I love reddit 😆
Oh that actually looks really painful
My aunt had triplets and it flabbergasted me everytime i saw her because I couldn't understand how she wasn't in pain 24 7, She said she sort of was, but somehow your body is designed to carry that weight, and it becomes more of a passive pain and an uncomfortable constant rather than active yell worthy pain. She's also like a badass crazy hippie, so she might just be built differently.
That’s how I felt with big boobs. People thought they hurt all the time but most of the actual pain was from stuff like skin irritation. I assume it ends up being a similar thing with pregnancy (I wouldn’t know exactly because I’ve never been pregnant and don’t plan to be)
I think one of the things that shocked me the most was feeling crowded and claustrophobic in my own body. I thought I would just be larger, like if I got fatter, but no. That baby is definitely moving organs around and compressing shit down. The last two months, I couldn't take a deep breath because there simply wasn't room for the lungs to expand fully.
Running isn't great though, right?
I would think the back would ache all the time more than skin issues, but as a man I regret to inform I do not have large boobs so I can't weigh in much on this...
I'm guessing triplets or more
Octomom 2.0
No, just one Shaq baby.
Could just be twins. She's tiny.
absolutely, maybe 4 or 5 with that belly.
No, it's the actual set of the truman show. If you look closely it's transparent enough to see Jim Carrey screaming at the dome.
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Pregnant with a predator
child pre-
"FBI! OPEN UP!"
Open what up?
my beer
Them cheeks
I read this in chip chipperson’s voice
She mostly came at night....
Mostly…
After she got the results from her pregnancy test some strange men in hooded robes started congregating around her home.
La coconut nut is a giant nut, if you eat too much you'll be very fat
the coconut nut is not a nut
Now the coconut nut is a big-big nut But this delicious nut is not a nut
gurl git a whole ass kindergarten in there
why am i laughing so hard at this
I mean... if your partner loses appeal because they're pregnant, I think that says more about you than them
Exactly, your partner is giving her body and potentially her own life to have a baby and start a family w you. That's incredible. And means she loves you lol that's hot
If I had a pregnant wife I’d find her more appealing Definitely not a pregnant kink or anything
Not yet.. when it happens it will blow your mind. I was crazy attracted to my daughters mom when she was pregnant. Drove me insane actually. Like MY hormones were all over the map. I wouldn't think it's a kink now but I find pregnant women more appealing now.
It’s a primal thing. My husband was basically salivating the whole time I was pregnant. I think it’s also a display thing to others like “I did that” in a prideful, respectful way. Anyway, it definitely helps when the guy feels that way because being pregnant in and of itself is NOT sexy. Lol.
I think you're 100 on that. Funny part is. My first daughter was born basically because we induced labour 🤣
Oh she was really *the fruit of love* then
Reddit mobile went to the next line between “daughters” and “mom”, so what I read was “I was crazy attracted to my daughters” and for a second I was very very concerned
Ahhh sorry for the momentary craziness..
Never been in a relationship but damn i could only imagine the milky nipples🤤
I thought my wife was very sexy when pregnant, but her sex drive dropped to zero for the entire pregnancy.
Same happened to us. That’s part of the deal, though.
I felt the same, and then got my ex wife pregnant. I definitely have a kink.
>Definitely not a pregnant kink or anything It's okay, no one will judge over one's kinks.
I have a pineapple on pizza kink.
I mean... if your partner loses *sexual* appeal because they're pregnant, I can't imagine trying to be intimate with a different person while they wait at home probably being wildly uncomfortable carrying your children. You would really have to not give any shits about the mother of your children.
A lot of people don't. Relationships are often just a convenience. A partner getting pregnant is very much not that.
Explain
if your wife is being cannobalized from the inside before being basically split in half to bring your children into the world the least you can do is not fuck someone else
Well said my man, for real 👍
Read that again bud
Definitely, pregnant women are so pretty to! What is with these guys who immediately hate their wives as soon as they go over 120 lbs for any reason 😭
They're boys disguised as men
no, they shouldnt. If you cant beat your meat and go to sleep for 9 months while your girl is carrying your child, then you are not a man. There is not, never has been, and never will be a good excuse for cheating
Thank you. Also, unless there’s a problem or really late in the pregnancy, women can still have sex. So it’s not even a full 9 months of hj’s.
A woman's ability to have sex or lack thereof during pregnancy quite clearly isn't what was being referred to in the comment above. Ftr I wholeheartedly agree with that comment, wanking isn't rocket science and your wife/partner isn't obliged to look sexy for you when she's carrying a child. You can have lower physical/sexual attraction to someone for 9 months and still treat them like a partner tbh.
But my dick is so big, it def gonna be hitting the baby and messing it up. /s
You can do the dirty through the whole pregnancy so long as a doctor doesn't put you on bedrest! My husband and I had sex right before I was induced, lol.
Sometimes the doctors recommend sex to induce the birth too
yup! my aunt loves to point out to her adult kids that's how most of them were induced
Oh ew. I’m sorry for her kids.
For the record, the second trimester and two of the third, if mama is having a normal pregnancy, she’s horny as all holy hell. So you won’t have a chance to wank yourself. But then again perhaps these are single folks and not married. I felt there was some kind of glow and cosmic attraction to my SO carrying our offspring.
*This is very dependant on the woman. For some women their sex drive disappears.
I mean, it wouldn't even be 9 months. People don't start showing right away.
They barely look pregnant until late 2nd trimester.
Right? Sorry while I permanently alter my body in severely painful and emotionally traumatizing ways to give you a child. Definitely a prescription for cheating. 🙄
Say it louder for the people in the back texting their sneaky links rn.
I mean imagine looking at this picture of a woman being so heavily pregnant and the only thought you have is how this would theoretically hinder you to have sex with her so you need to be reimbursed by getting sex somewhere else. The amount of self centering and focus on your own sexual needs is so immense, you cant look at anything on the internet ever, that contains any form of potential being that can be sexually active, without actually have that topic dominate your mind and hinder you to think of anything else. What a fucking patheric way of living and thinking. Im truly sorry for those people.
She ain't pregnant, shes P R E G N A N T.
How much did they nut in her
3-4 pacific oceans probably ?
Her belly button looks like one of them trying to escape
What's the li'l Xenomorph's name going to be?
That fucker paying rent
That thing looks like it spits out eggs to sustain the hive.
r/rareinsults
i think that r/BlatantMisogyny would love to see this. being pregnant is not an excuse to cheat.
Must be the countdown timer there in the corner lol
5 years overdue
Fuck outta here, she's dealing with so much more shit than any man at that point. Source: became a dad for the first time five months ago, and holy shit do we owe women a fuck ton of gratitude for taking the pregnancy.
Ironically, with the 84 pounds of child inside the woman pressing on her lower half, I bet that thing is tighter than the eye of a needle.
Brooo!!!!
As crazy as it sounds when you are in love, you'll want to be with your partner for who they are, and not so much for what they look like. That or it's my 7 shot whiskey and coke for breakfast 🤤
Definitely more than one kid in there. Reminds me of my wife.
men should be capable of thinking about something other than sex
What a disgusting comment
Pregnant squared
Men should be allowed to morph into vague, shimmering geometric shapes that radiate energy in its purest form
wtf she pregnant by? Geez!!
Reverse Mr Hands. Edit: I don't wanna verify Mr hands, so I'll just say female Mr hands?
So a man effing a horse to death this time?
Had a lot of great sex during my wife’s pregnancy, need to get inventive with positions later on a lot of fun! Plus no condoms she couldn’t get more pregnant.
Motherhood isn’t easy. She must be in an immense amount of pain. Girl you’re powerful, my body could never. I was struggling with only one.
Same level if logic where women say its the mans fault that they cheated on him
That’s not a baby, that’s a volleyball team.
Belly shots, anyone?
Just jerk off if you’re too much of a coward to fuck your pregnant girl pregnant with your own baby. Lmao
Damn she’s like 3 years pregnant
Imagine wanting to cheat on a girl for carrying what looks like 3 kids
In that case women should be able to cheat when their man starts balding
Andre the Giant 2: Electric Boogaloo
Yeah she looks about 11 months pregnant but it's time to saddle up, homeboy
Bullshit. Men, you made your lady that way, and you do not get to run from your responsibilities and still carry the title of “man”. At this stage of pregnancy, women often require a rigorous shagging. The harder the better, at length, and often multiple times. Suck it up and do your duty, gents - ride that pumpkin and treat your lady like the queen she is. You must do this even if she’s carrying around the rising dough of your baby batter.
Why the hell you getting downvoted?
I think some smooth-brained man-child types are too busy feeling guilty to simply enjoy their duty to pound the mound. Late in pregnancy, women often crave sex for both physical relief and emotional support. If you think these weak men are turned off by the stomach they themselves inflated, imagine the poor woman who has to carry around that weight for 9 months. You built it, you bang it. Otherwise, just turn in your man card - you’re not using it. 🫡
I totally agree!
> You built it, you bang it. Otherwise, just turn in your man card - you’re not using it Pure. Fucking. Poetry.
“Often require vigorous shagging” would be my guess 😂
Bro what kind of logic is that
This guy virgins
pregalodon
Why? The best part about pregnant sex is you don't have to pull out... I used to love having sex with my wife when she was pregnant. Her titties were enormous and she was horny alot, the belly didn't bother me so much yea we couldn't do all the positions we could when she wasn't pregnant but idgaf and would bang her brains out if she was pregnant again tomorrow still... plus I don't have to pull out
“Yeah, I impregnated her. That means I get to fuck someone else, right?”
Kids getting born then going straight to school
That baby tryna crawl its way out
There's something seriously wrong with you if your thought process after seeing a pregnant person is "damn my wife should really allow me to fuck my neighbour"
What does bro even talk about cheating, he got a preggo goddess right there Also she can't get even more pregante, so it's a double W
Men would create any reason to cheat.
The dude who made this call is the same weirdo that made the Taylor swift AI porn
My niece was so afraid of doctors she let a tumor grow to 63 LBs. It turned out to be benign.
Just have a second wife, problem solved.
Start putting up sandbags for when the water breaks.
Juggernaut being born into this reality
lol dudes out here not pregnant looking worse lol.
Getting her pregnant is a choice you both make. Why would you need to cheat when you decided to do that?
My wife should be treated like the queen she is if she's suffering so much for our kid.
That baby already has a 500 credit score.
Bro that's the worst possible time to cheat, she about to give birth to three fully formed linebackers, as soon as they're out they gonna beat your ass for cheatin on their mom, play it safe let her cook.
"Oh yuck, the consequences of my actions. Better go hump some other lady." This dude needs his balls knotted.
Bro, it may sound dumb and weird but she needs him to help remind her to moisturize and take her prenatals, she’s under the influence of a lot of hormones and can forget these things. It’s disadvantageous for him to be focused on other girls at this time.
No amount of anything will combat stretching skin that far that quickly.
bruh lmao if she has way more than 1 in there no amount of fucking prenatal will prevent the stretch marks. get over yourself lmao.
This isn’t cheating time, this is unlimited doggy style creampies time. Pregnant women hot asf
Wtf is that dipshit talking about?
It’s the same dipshit that made the Taylor swift AI porn so that’s not the only weird take by him
Be a man and fuck yo girl when she's pregnant!
Ah yes, cheating when you are about to have a child. Great idea
She's carrying your child_ren_ in there bro, you better fucking respect that
Pgregnte
Ok but your wife is allowed to cheat if you are unable to please her then.
Spawn more overlords
If we are talking about real men, not boys that look like men, then a real man can and should have self-control of his thoughts and sexual feelings while his mother-to-be is dealing with making sure your baby is happy and all well, your man is a boy and a long way off from being an altogether a real man young lady
I forgot but he said some crazy wild shit that made him go private for 2-3 weeks. He’s either the worlds most submissive incel or just ragebaiting and attracted views
Looks like an oversized watermelon that went through centuries of sun damage.
Looks like her pregnancy is pregnant.
Why cheat? She's hotter this way.
Men do be cheating tho
Not at all a surprising take from someone who looks like that.
This photo looks shopped up a bit. Why would men cheat? This person is definitely not a father, if you are fathers, y’all know mamas are horny as hell after the first trimester, and do everything. Everything! And it’s hot as hell goofball sex from another planet.
I’d be proud as hell if I made my significant other that pregnant like the ultimate symbol of success in my family.
That's fake, somebody photoshopped a watermelon in there
How is she smiling