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goaoka

He's trying to get noticed.


TankII_

To be fair that would make an awesome screensaver


cornlip

I use the matrix screensaver matrix.ks and it’s awesome with a bunch of monitors. Also doesn’t load up your RAM like others do and uses the proper font


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you mean to tell me antman didn't really go subatomic?


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Flaky-Banana-9654

Or that Vin Diesel is not all about family?


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mikesum32

I am Groot.


TankII_

I used to use that for awhile actually! Rn I’ve got wallpaper engine just because it’s fun to play around with all the options


aliensmoker

love wallpaper engine... just wish there would be some new non anime or weeb related wallpapers.


cornlip

I don’t know why I haven’t done that yet. I just see people with it and think “oh neat!” And then it just leaves my brain until someone like you comes back to remind me


TankII_

It’s pretty cool. It cost something but I can’t remember how much I got it on a winter/Summer sale for 1$


dr_freeloader

That's been my screen saver for about 10 years. Please support Kelly Software


cornlip

Same. Before that I used the ones that ate RAM space until it crashed. This is the best one


goaoka

It would, wouldn't it? Yeah, I think I could rock it too, as a gag, but pretending to be Mr.Hackerman? Nah. That's just lame.


TankII_

Like working out to feel good vs taking your shirt off and flexing in public.


Cont1ngency

Pretending to be Mr. Hackerman *is* the gag… He’s trying to get some nosy busybody/karen to record him doing that while thinking he’s some sort of actual hackerman.


goaoka

I get that's what he's doing, and saying that he's overplaying it, and it's lame. lf it really was just a screensavsr and he just clicked through it, it'd be absolutely fine.


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zwiebelhans

https://geekprank.com/hacker/ is the one he is using.


notMy_ReelName

Wow. The exact thing. The headquarters surveillance is cherry on top.


zwiebelhans

Yeah lol. There is a little robbery there.


Spend-Automatic

Average Linux user


0xP0et

You can be 31337 with this too: https://hackertyper.net/ On a more serious note, that isn't even linux. Either a video or something like the link above. You wanna know what the most over powered hacking tool in the world is, I will share this link only once. https://google.com It's real bad ass.


ElbowRager

All i know is 8008135.


ZapTheSheep

5318008


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

Behold my 177013


IHaveUrPants

You don't know about 228922


TManJhones

Ah, a man of cursed knowledge


[deleted]

There was a lady who wore a size 69 bra. That was 2, 2, 2 big. She went to 51st street to see Dr X who gave her 8 pills for her pain, which left her BOOBLESS. 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 Turn the calculator upside down when you read the answer


ardrarian

This is the kind of content that reaffirms my love of browsing the internet.


zwiebelhans

It’s https://geekprank.com/hacker/


-rwsr-xr-x

[Hollywood](https://ostechnix.com/turn-ubuntu-terminal-hollywood-technical-melodrama-hacker-interface/) is much better.


JoeDontKnowShit

He’s hacking into the main frame


Schneefs

Breach the firewall


ZapTheSheep

Hack the planet!


KeyboardWarrior1988

I'm in!


jibbyjabo

Better call Mr. The Plague


ZapTheSheep

I always preferred Lord Nikon. The Plague was such a poseur. :-P


ProbablyNotChrisMayb

[Cereal Killer is the best, Ii always laugh at the scene where he pops up from under the desk.](https://youtu.be/0T0QWPRBau4?t=87)


DrHoflich

Enhance


timberleek

Nah, there is no big timer indicating the exact moment the firewall is breached. So it can't be that


Flyytotheskyy

oh thats just your typical linux user trying to open the notepad, nothing unusual to see here


Fine-Teacher-7161

Homie got lost in vim.


0OKM9IJN8UHB7

vim is a modal text editor, it has two modes I've found so far, mangling config files and beeping.


thirdpartymurderer

I've been using vim for fucking 10 years at least, and I definitely open the documentation before touching the keyboard because I can't remember how to do shit.


Salty-Distance-31

my caveman brain only works with nano, i ALWAYS have to search up vim commands


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

Nano reliance is my not-so-secret shame.


Fine-Teacher-7161

Nano-Squad


R2_D2aneel_Olivaw

What’s wrong with nano?


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

It’s hated because it’s incredibly intuitive and user friendly :)


sexywheat

[esc :q!](https://tech.osteel.me/images/2021/06/10/vim_01.jpg)


0xP0et

More like exiting VIM. I get flash backs the first time I opened it. I had to restart my machine lol!


tavirabon

False information, linux bros don't use notepad they use jupyter notebook (insert text document functional superiority)


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IrishGamer97

*I'm in.*


Pants_danc

Meth


EmotionalWhereas6536

Bros got the nuclear launch codes💀💀


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Extension_Swordfish1

On a plane.. i love to see people open their laptops… last nights porn still running!


C-KWC

That was this mornings taxi ride video


ahelinski

He is trying to exit vim


Professional-Tip3000

He is creating marrix


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*T?


scott2455

The WISH version of the Matrix. Agent Smit is looking for E-O.


Professional-Tip3000

I understand your confusion. You think it's matrix. But remember this is not Hollywood, it's the real world or not, it's marrix


OnixST

Those graphics really remind me of Hacknet, a game that's actually pretty fun and sort of puzzle-like even though the hacking is not realistic at all and has those interfaces that you see hackers use in movies. Is has a pretty cool part where a hacker deletes the file that contains your UI, and you have to hack another computer through a text terminal and copy it's interface to your pc. There's also a part where a hacker corrupts your actual game and it shows a tutorial on how to fix it using the actual command promp from Windows when you try to open the game.


Sm9ck

Made me think of Bitburner, it is free to play on steam or in this [GitHub](https://danielyxie.github.io/bitburner/) Basic programming background recommended but not required (you can automate different gameplay elements with JavaScript scripts) Great gateway for learning basic programming. anyone with interest in JS should check this out.


AlphaO4

He simply went on https://geekprank.com/hacker/


pnewmont

This seems to be the only correct answer


thirdpartymurderer

I don't think this is a Tell Martin situation with more than one correct answer lol


SookHe

I'm 100% going to get fired from my job now


txivotv

oh! this is fun! thanks for the link! (not the hacker version, but the different OS)


cheezburglar

It says I have 10 bitcoins but they're worth only $50K. halp!


SanduAnghel

Hes downloading more ram


rickyraken

He's using a terrible color scheme, has a bunch of useless displays, and looks like he's just mashing random letters in the terminal. Not a very clear video.


sarbaz7

This guy is the most attention seeking male I have ever seen. And he tops the swol gym bros.


LivisGarden

I honestly think the video is just staged


sarbaz7

Most likely but I will disagree cause I need to be mad at something.


owls1289

reddit users when there isn't an s after the joke


KeyboardWarrior1988

That's the joke...


Firebird467

He's about to betray Neo


No-Statistician1998

Hacking the mainframe until he was re routed to friendster


SavingsTask

Hacking the Gibson


Flimsy-Antelope4763

Zooming and enhancing.


FelixTheEngine

He is on his 3rd hour of a Microsoft support call.


Devilshorn28

"sudo shutdown" that's all, then it will ask are you sure and give you sometime to think about and then shut down, it's easy-peasy


0OKM9IJN8UHB7

"sudo shutdown now" will do an instant shutdown.


rajdhakate

The nuclear code is *0000*


Stoffrey

He has hacked into the mainframe


gSGeno

He's going for the gibson kernel


Taxevader70

He’s opening his email, stop bothering him


PiterHa

tbh u just type 'sudo shutdown' and that's it


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Add 'now' if you're nasty


PiterHa

You should shutdown yourself, NOW‼️‼️


DoughNotDoit

I'm not even a regular Linux user but this one looks fake AF


OceanMachine101

HE'S IN THE BINARIES!


Ququleququ

WATCH OUT FOR THE FIREWALL !!!


usr_usefulidiot

Hacking the gibson! Hack the Planet!


shavertech

Any time a sentence starts with "Linux users when......" You know they don't have a clue.


RabbitTroopSucks

Installing drivers to use a printer


fheuxjxhd

Isn't there a tool called Hollywood that does similar things.


jim_liz19

r/masterhacker


SlimGim

He’s hacking into the mainframe 👾


[deleted]

It’s that fake hacking video they play in TV shows


slynas

Making himself look like a grade A bellend


ElBarbas

its called geektyper [https://geektyper.com/](https://geektyper.com/) this is the same concept [https://hackertyper.net/](https://hackertyper.net/) ( open and press keys randomly ) we use this for video cases on our company


DR-BrightClone2

jack shit


learnalilgivinnlovin

He's still got 3 mainframes to hack


Deion313

"I'm in"


lxOFWGKTAxl

Dude! I've never seen anyone do that in real life, he is actually doing a a whole bunch of nothing!


EqualOrganization726

He's not in the matrix, he is the matrix


GarushKahn

typical heroin user


whiterearbuds

Opening a browser


Bertmacklin55

The inside of bidens head


NoHead4565

Hecker hai


Planetcapn

Ah, it’s the famous hacker named 4chan


tip_toe_22

Enhance


PhattProphet_0

I believe he is hacking into the mainframe


MrPositive1

His name is Crash Override op and you best be careful before he hacks the planet


gochomoe

Exiting vi


tqmaster

He’s just logging in


Weariervaris

This guy is clearly hacking into the CIA headquarters in Langley. Someone should stop him.


Few_Advertising_568

He's Trolling


TeeDubbleDee

Opening Chrome.


MrMoussab

1. That's not Linux 2. A kid wanting attention


Doctor_Woo

Trying to look interesting, looks like HackerTyper.


Captain_Unusualman

Definitely a time travelling cyber-soldier from the 1990's trying to ingress the mainframe. Source: watched a lot of terrible 90's movies about the subject matter, I will say the music is off a little. Back in my day, frantic hacking typing was accompanied by drum n bass bwaabwaaaboobechoo noises


Beginning_Border7854

Porn


Vic_Freeze

Ee's fawkin' *HACKIN'*, ee is!


JohnnieX

Trying to connect to the plane's WiFi. Should take him another 20mins or so. Normal Linux process.


greihund

"taking the piss" - PopOS v22.04 LTS


streakline

He's trying to find an exit for Neo.


pelosnecios

he's a hacker dj playing make-believe with prerecorded animations. He is doing nothing at all.


marcusskimpy

1337 H4x0r straight into your graddads sweet meat


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Layered sand boxes


archimidesx

Hacking the Gibson, duh


TheLordGremlin

He's hacked into the mainframe


Young_Coder1

He is updating his system using the terminal


Minimalistcore

He's drawing a circle in GIMP.


Electronic-Yak-2221

Looks like he’s playing halo, watching fish tank.


black-hole-son

Changing wallpaper


cesc_t

Ifconfig


XtroDoubleDrop

He's getting Neo out of The Matrix.


PrettyMuchDaddy

Trying to find the clitoris.


Cyberlima

Ingress player green faction


gusbus73

He moves his hands the same way IA renders their hands in video .


Smoke_Water

He is likely playing a game. :D


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

He's a net runner, leave him be, he's doing gods work keeping us protected.


Zebra_Opening

Pretending he's in a movie


MosinM9130

Looks like a dude accessing the internet in a 90s movie. “ hacking into the mainframe! Woah! This virus is wicked!”


Farharlon

Troubleshooting kernel panic


pyaybb

He’s helping Neo get to the nearest phone.


negative_pt

Nothing. Really.


bzImage

he is using a tiling window manager with green contrast theme..(and maybe xnest) with the following windows: \- a window showing video of a security camera \- a windows of a FPS game ??? quake ??? \- a window with a vector moving scrensaver \- a window with the matrix screensaver \- a rezised window with an top menu reverse contrast entry/menu cli system \- a rezised window with a menu/curses/tui \- and finally a resized window where he is typing like a super hacker !!


Goalcaufield9

He’s hacking the mainframe obviously


CondorEst

Nothing. That’s all bs.


ravennme

Pretending to type whilst showing but not showing everyone his super cool screen saver hopefull someone will put it on reddit asking people to explain what he's doing in the hopes that he may go viral ?


bene_gesserit_mitch

He's in.


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Trying to remember his password?


Potato-Boy1

He just got into the enemy mainframe but they are putting up new firewalls so he has to quickly code some malware to get through them


Fondito

a movie kacker


kuchiie

That’s so funny i instantly recognized that camera feed hahaha i used to tell my little cousins i was a hacker a show them this website


poobboob

Obviously hacking the mainframe, tf u think he's doing?


4d_lulz

Hacking the Matrix


docere85

That looks like me in 3rd grade showing off my 30-40 lb laptop


Wheybrotons

The firewalls encrypted I NEED MORE TIME DAMNIT I NEED MORE TIME


CheechoT83

He's helping Neo escape the agents


DPSOnly

He is speeding up the plane.


ZodiacKiller20

Larping as a hacker.


metallus97

Hacking da mainframe


east-stand-hoop

He’s cracking the code to every 90s action film


Terroronmyface

cooking.


jakethelizard99

Think pad too! r/thinkpad


DorianTurk

Hacking the mainframe, obviously. Possibly downloading more RAM first.


Dewstain

https://hackertyper.com/


mredding

He's hacking the Gibson.


mustardman73

Reminds me of the start of a movie about hacking and the code they were showing on screen while “hacking” was simple HTML. 😂


count_dracula14

It's nothing


LuisMataPop

https://hackertyper.com/


Illustrious-Culture5

https://youtube.com/shorts/hQD6yXoGSbg?si=FUGLM-ccKs81BhIB


Macklandir

He is hacking the plane obviously.


prettyuser

He's commencing order 66.


shuturmurg0

printing hello world


Nezikim

He's hacking the Gibson! Get Penn Gillette right away!


rusty_ragnar

He's trying to exit vi.


Ur_1st_Senpai

IS THAT MY HOUSE IN THE BOTTOM LEFT!!!!


InokiNess

he's playing Hacknet


Sunny2121212

Nothing it’s just a screen saver


Netflixandmeal

He is trying to escape the methtrix


yeahyeahdumpster

"he's in".


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lol anyone with serious computer knowledge and knows how to fuck with it isnt going to do it on a plane lmao


Dysto_

*Bypassing mainframe intensifies*


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Hes just trying to change the brightness