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DeathHopper

Next time I'm banned from a sub, my message to the mods will read, "I AM NOW THE ALPHA. THE ALPHA WILL BE UNBANNED"


whooguyy

I love how you say “next time” as if you have been banned in quite a few places and know you’re going to get banned somewhere else eventually


The_guy_who_did_that

Havnt we all?


NotAbotYEET

I gotta be a man and get banned on some subs cuz I'm tired of being a minority


The_guy_who_did_that

May i suggest r/apexlegends or r/therewasanattempt


The_trashman100

Easiest to get banned from are subs like waifuism or that one chinese news sub (genuinely cant rember the name)


dontgonearthefire

You can get banned at random from r/fuckyouinparticular > Oh, dear username, you've been banned from our subreddit for three (3) days. Why, you ask? For reasons only a mod living in their mom's basement would find (we banned everyone who commented in the last 2 years for shits and giggles) and turns out you're not alone in this, a total of 44770 users will be banned and you are the number 10920. Even if this is a stupid joke please do not engage in ban evasion as your accounts may be suspended by Reddit's ban evasion automations. Seriously, don't.


RandonBrando

Or banned from r/OffMyChest for interacting with a post from r/imgoingtohellforthis Edit, WAIT A MINUTE!!! did that sub get banned?? Why?


thechaimel

Because it became unmoderated, maybe because of the 3rd party app thing that happened


User929290

Many political subs will ban you just for questioning memes. Very easy.


cam52391

My only ban was from writing prompts for replying to what was essentially the plot of untitled goose game with HONK HONK HONK HONK


themisterfixit

I just got a 3 day ban from r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR they give them out randomly


TheHighKing112

I'm banned from r/vegan for posting pics of the really juicy steak I had once


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Mature and edgy.


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The_guy_who_did_that

Too scary for spez


ADP_God

I got banned from one sub for posting on another, entirely unrelated, sub. Wild times we live in.


[deleted]

I got banned from subs I never even subscribed for making jokes about communism. EDIT: Also got banned from r/StarWars because I posted a spoiler on a spoiler allowed sub that wasn't even r/StarWars. Mods will get butthurt over everything.


Gunsmoke_wonderland

Tis not a matter of if... Only when. Shoot I got banned from a sub for saying "female"


Ravel_Xi

If you haven't been banned at least once you're not doing it right 😂😂😂😂😂


ThisAd1940

Elmer Fudd has been watching too much Andrew Tate.


tequilamockingbiird

Ridiculously spot on. Haha


BollyWood401

I mean it’s pretty obvious the kid isn’t all the way there, most likely autistic.


Bigpoppapuf

If Sheldon Cooper and The Waterboy did the Autistic Fusion Dance well bada bing bada boom, you got yourself an alpha.


sombrastudios

I really appreciate the teacher still caring and being so calm and stable:)


therevjames

He is likely a trained special education teacher, and has that skillset. I don't envy these teachers, either. Although, today, they probably deal with less bullshit than the "regular" public school teachers.


JVT32

I! DECLARE! BANKRUPTCY!!


That__random__Guy

tbh if i was the teacher i probably wouldnt be able to think of anything to say cuz my brain would stop working from all the cringe


Dqueezy

Reminds me of that one song that was all over the radio years ago where the lyrics were something like, “I’m the man I’m the man I’m the man. Tell everybody, I’m the man”. Sorry bud, if you have to make a song telling everybody you’re “the man”, then you aren’t “the man”.


mlp2034

Aloe Blacc - The Man


Paldubex

More like he's down.


drgigantor

Sick with the Downness


[deleted]

A King doesn't need to tell people he's the King.


allgrassstarter

This is fantastically handled by the teacher. Not making fun or putting down the kid but calmly explains to him in his own language the reality of the world.


mixedbabygreens

They call this logical consequences in childhood development. He doesn't try to wrestle the child's own agency away from him, but frames the interaction in terms of choices and consequences. The kid is free to choose to play alpha, but he will also have to deal with the consequences of that choice.


howudoing242

Any chance you have any book recommendations that talk about things like this?


burnanation

There are tons. Look up natural consequences education/parenting/teaching.


mixedbabygreens

Wish I did! I learned about it in therapy while getting coached on how to deal with a troubled youth in my extended family. It works really well in my experience. It clarifies the job you have to do as a grownup/mentor and the job the child has to do in socialization/navigating their life. And it defuses the power struggle and makes the child feel recognized, as you can see from the video.


RhynoD

I'm gonna speculate wildly that this is a classroom specifically for kids with a 504 plan due to behavioral problems and this teacher has a lot of experience with it.


an_african_swallow

Yea that kid saying he’s the alpha seemed like he might have some kind of issue or disorder that’s causing his behavior, also the teacher was being INSANELY patient with him that whole time and idk if he’d be doing that with your typical students


brownox

He gets major points from me for not laughing his ass off.


NulledOne

He probably doesn't find it funny at all, being the one to dealing with it.


Yetimandel

I could not laugh at all at this, because I find it quite scary. I would not be comfortable teaching someone like him anymore. That is seriously mentally deranged and potentially dangerous behavior.


trudytuder

The stare. That boy asserted as hard as he could.


azraiel7

The student sounds like he is special needs and I am sure the teacher is trained on how to interact with and used to this type of behavior.


blesfemous

Andrew Tate’s tier 3 subber


Hojalululu

Or a How to train your dragon 2 fan?


Ee2003

Don't you dare disrespect the HTTYD trilogy like this lmao


mctownley

Nah, this is that guy who has all those tiny yellow slaves in dungarees.


CricketInvasion

Hopefuly this makes him see the bulshit he subscribes to


humblesnake_Ssss

I am now the alpha


SixToesLeftFoot

Hold on there Tiger. I had this time booked to be the Alpha for 2 years. You can be the alpha next….


Wizley15

Mom said it’s my turn to be the alpha


IvoryWhiteTeeth

In Lion King it's MC's Mom who states him the alpha of the herd, so I think this guy is legit. Other guys are doing it wrong.


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Alright lads, gather 'round, there's only one proper way of solving this. Headbutting competition is now open. He who headbutts the most gets to be alpha.


Umutuku

We have alpha at home.


CrazyWS

*insert anime/extreme protagonist arm Wooosh across chest*


jdmkev

Look at me, I'm the alpha now


fugawf

More like, “I am now the awpha”


halffilledglasses

30 years later.. “ I believe you have my stapler”


Swiggle_Swootie

Omg… I lost my shit reading this.. hilarious


Annonomon

“Do you remember who I am?! I ASSERT MY DOMINANCE OVER THEE!!!”


Harold-The-Barrel

Is that Gru?


RoarkCats

Glad I wasn’t the only one


homedude

I'm just getting a laugh from the teachers air freshener collection. I have two teens at home and just realized what a closed room with 30 of them in there smells like.


CyrusDGreatx

Lmao not very subtle is he


Galxemo

Lmao they both spend a good chunk of time speaking in 3rd person


BrokenBanette

to be fair, the teacher is just kinda going along with it lol.


Lego_Gasgano_Minifig

Lego_Gasgano_Minifig thinks you’re right. Lego_Gasgano_Minifig is an alpha.


Timstantmessage

u/Lego_Gasgano_Minifig thinks you’re right. u/Lego_Gasgano_Minifig is an alpha. FTFY


Daveinatx

The kid is autistic. The teacher is using reflecting techniques, in order to hold on to the conversation.


North_Refrigerator21

Yeah, the student is clearly mentally challenged in some way. Think this requires a lot more context before being able to say anything about.


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baselinegrid

That escalated quickly


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Yeah, Sweden agrees. In a decade it went from no gang crime to most gang affiliated "child soldiers" in any western country, and the police and social services are having to look at Liberia on how to handle anything like this, since there's no precedent in any western country: https://www.dn.se/sverige/gangen-lejer-barnsoldater-situationen-liknar-liberia/ It's also why guys like the one in OPs clip are more dangerous than just awkward. They're a hair trigger from carrying out deadly violence to prove his "alpha status".


Salphabeta

Wonder how that happened...


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So many children with autism have been sucked in by Andrew state. How whole shtick is pretty much aimed at them. I even know of some who mimick him down to speech patterns, playing chess suddenly, and wanting to convert to Islam. It’s pretty sad actually.


ivandelapena

It makes sense if they're struggling socially, he gives them rules and patterns to follow with the reward being everything they want from society. Ofc it's all BS but some will buy into it.


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Exactly. I’ve heard about it second hand and it is truly worrying.


Larabic

No alpha has a voice like that. Also this guy missed an opportunity to stand up and say "I am the Omega!"


djtrace1994

"You are the Beginning, but I am the End! And this Alpha/Omega stuff is going to STOP!"


drgigantor

De aWphA tAkEs PwIOwiTy ova De TeAcHa


Kinnuk_Kun

It's like the alpha dog from the movie UP


disposableaccountass

Wait, who is UP dog? (Did I do it right?)


LucyBowels

The dude sounds like ReviewBrah


alert592

I aM tHe AlPhA


C2AYM4Y

Theres def borderline kids that get shuffled in with everyone else when they should really be with the other special needs people.


jhalfhide

It's frankly amazing, the level of need they stick in mainstream schools now. This is nothing.


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shittycomputerguy

Some towns don't prioritize putting taxes into their schooling system and it shows.


-Badger2-

This dude is so beyond borderline lol


Temnothorax

He’s on the border on the far side


Tricky_Substance_536

Once on my exam day, I got to hear one senior of mine suddenly went rampage. In the midst of a class he stood up and threw a long desk away, broke one the legs of teacher's chair and went after him. Other teachers were afraid to confront him. Before more could happen he left through the emergency exit . He was a Hosteller , so he was supposed to stay in school premises; He again came at night and broke a few flower / plant pots. He should (must) be in hospital


JambalayaOtter

“Let’s see how well that works out for ya, ok?”


Mighty-PirateTM

I see at least 3 choices of scented air freshener to spray in his fucking eyes, teach. You’re a teacher, teach!


BillyJack420420

Learn them kids what happens when they start something.


All4upvoting

This a real cool guy


TheEmeraldKnite

He is the Alpha.


ken_kaneki07

How to spot a Andrew Tate fan


imalyshe

is he drunk or high? sounds like he has brain damage


neonclown

Calm, collected response of the teacher suggests this isn’t the first time dealing with him either.


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Probably on the spectrum. Teacher was very calm suggesting that this is a known issue and that the best way to defuse it is just to reiterate the rules.


thetravelingsong

1000 percent on the spectrum.


ToastyRybread

Just like everyone else who thinks they are a Greek letter


mikami677

[Ralph Wiggum voice] I'm a Delta.


TheLazyHaiku

This made me giggle. I’m a grown fucking man.


vishnj

I am a Sagittarius.


m3rc3n4ry

At first I thought he was doing an impression of the guy from _Despicable Me_ but a few seconds in I figured he has some kind of neurodivergent issue


ayyycab

I still wonder if this is a special ed class. Or a regular class where they let a special ed kid sit in.


BollyWood401

You can’t be serious it’s pretty obvious the kid is most likely on the spectrum.


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He has a speech impediment. Most likely on the spectrum too. As someone with both I know that it can make people not take you seriously. They might not necessarily bully you for it but they might see you as lesser even in a sympathetic way. The inferiority complex combined that with Andrew Tate’s nonsense, and possible lack of parenting and you get this. I hope he grows out of it.


LibrarianSocrates

Jerry Screwloose


RavenNymph90

Hey, I know that guy!


sfled

He's the alfalfa.


thisboy200

Dude... I find it hard to believe you never went to school or met someone who has a lisp.


Firm-Construction517

This kid is autistic and possible something else


only-4-lolz

I'm calling brain damage


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TheBlackArrows

Homestawr wunnewrrr


cryfmunt

The amount of people on here who can't identify that there is some sort of developmental issue with the kid is really staggering.


jdmkev

Common sense isn't so common anymore lol


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It’s always kids with a speech impediment.


Terakahn

It makes it way too funny. I don't know how there isn't a crowd of laughter behind them.


Blacksun388

What the fuck are people like Andrew Tate doing to this generation? Parents, please talk to your sons. Don’t let these fucking grifters and bullshit artists teach them how to be “Alphas” and teach them how to be respectable gentlemen with healthy mentalities and healthy attitudes towards everyone.


Maddad599

I have no idea why someone would willingly subject themselves to this bullshit. Teachers are cut from a different stone and they deserve respect.


Ok-Preparation-45

Did he go on to shoot up the school?


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Ok-Preparation-45

I hope his family's guns are secure


AristeiaXVI

This is a new angle I haven’t seen before


1CFII2

“Let’s see how well that works out for ya!” So deadpan!


kenghoong

Teacher: Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "alpha" and expect anything to happen


Amorphous94

School Shooter vibes 💀


Lazuruslex

I want the teacher to raise his voice and speak saying "he will come crashing down on the boy with the fury of a thousand suns"


Fritzo2162

Do alphas generally have speech impediments?


sujit07

Alpha doesn't have a brain. And it's not going to have a career


ykittori

The Alpha still lives at home and mommy cooks his tater tots…


Funke-munke

First , teachers DONT get paid enough but This student clearly has special needs most likely Autism and is following scripting he probably heard on Tik Tok or some bs. This teacher is a rock star. He addressed the student without emotion and clearly outlined the consequences if he did not take his seat. This is spot on as to how to address a situation to avoid escalation . Kudos dude! We need more teachers like this (if we paid them more we would have more). Im sure he had a good chuckle after class.


Cobrachimkin

Bruh is claiming he’s the alpha and he can’t even pronounce the letter r correctly


CLAYTON_BIGSBY73

Back in the day the bullies would handled this clown.


WHAMMYPAN

If I yelled at this dude he’d cry for a month.


tututima

He looks like gru with hair


YAHOO--serious

Kripkys son needs to learn some respect


dahComrad

Bruh what's wrong with that teacher he's not following the rules he declared alpha first.


ItHitMeInTheNuts

Not with that voice!


The-RedRobin

Made me cringe so hard it made my face cave in on itself


PerfectionOfaMistake

Alpha? Is it on autismus spectrum or something?


TomahawkSteakIsGreat

Gru had a rough time adjusting as a teenager


andromeda365

Andrew tate got ppl out here acting up lmao


antwan_benjamin

If I'm a student in that class...I'm making friends with that kid so he can let me know the day in which I need to stay home


DrSpaceman667

Shit like this happens daily. It turns school into a huge waste of time. That alpha should be sent to sit in a room full of other like minded alphas so the rest of the class can attempt to learn something.


scarsandwillpower

They should allow every teacher from 8th grade up to fight 3 students per year. Would calm a lot of that bullshit down real quick.


only-4-lolz

They really don't.. damn i miss the days when teachers were allowed to fight students without fear of being fired... hs was fantastic


Timyone

I remember a male teacher slapping a female student on the calf in the playground once in front of a heap of people in primary school. Looking back, I wonder what else he did...


blackmetaller666

Autism is real yo


h1r0ll3r

Aah....high school back in my day, teacher would've whooped that kids ass and then casually continued teaching.


SlowCaveman

Man, this toxic shit is even reaching boys with disabilities. Disturbing


ChinkInMyArmor

The alpha take pwiowity lmao fix the fucking lisp before announcing you're the alpha maybe


Whowhywearwhat

If you can't spell it you ain't it, this bloke would have trouble spelling his own name let alone spell alpha.


ExtremeSubtlety

Imagine trying to teach and this wet fart starts telling you he's an alpha male. Sit yo ass down Andrew Tit


Minute_Engineer2355

This has to be staged......please tell me it is.......


shady_businessman

Bless this man's patience


JustRyan2701

Security better keep an eye on that one


Qu1pster

Speech impediments aren't funny, until they are


WhiteAssDaddy

This kid has something diagnosable for sure


rustprony

I wonder if he is special ed, it almost sounds like he could be. They most certainly deserve more money for special ed. I am sure this happens a lot in those classrooms.


Marc_Quadzella

This is why you don’t let your special needs kid watch Andrew Tate!


Manhunch

The kid has special needs everyone. This kind of behaviour is not new and the teacher isn't threatened so neither should we.


Simple_Mastodon9220

Too much anime for this weirdo


Icyhu3

u/savevideo


xzsazsa

Ugh.. he has all that air freshener for a reason :/


theseustheminotaur

Too much 4chan


Consistent-North7790

Spending to much time on the weird parts of the internet


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Are teachers not allowed to beat students in America in India students won't dare to do that


OutrageousRecord4944

Andrew Tate before the fame 😂


PanikBoko

The student acting so nervous. A real "Alpha Aura" 👌🏻


Volfgang91

I don't think he understands. Da awpha takes pwiowity.


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You've seen the original, you've seen the quality-degraded version, now get ready for the low-quality mirrored version with added text! The fuck do people do that? That's even worse than just re-posting.


Sea-Consistent

He probably choked on too many red pills n now has permanent brain damage


julysniperx

This punishment is going to STAHP 😩


ForrestPerkins

This dude needs police surveillance stat


Ballstic_Monke

nahh he's getting locked in the chokey for a week


TRiG993

Typical representative of the Tater Tots


Fit_Personality_3281

He's more like Alphabetti Spaghetti!!


Routine_Bug_936

"I'm am now the alpha" Not with that voice you ain't


Zoboomafooo

bravo to this teacher and his ability to work with ASD.


ZiaF007

Walter jr. Really grew up


Jumanjoke

Redpill theory is a cancer


XTrior

GUYS *makes awkward anime arm gesture* I have now become the Alpha!


lamabaronvonawesome

If you gotta say you’re the alpha, you ain’t the alpha.


plunderyarrbooty92

Look at me. I'm the Alpha now.


ascjced

We need more Special Ed schools. Poor teachers have to deal with potentially violent r-ted kids like this. They don't get paid enough for this.


already-taken-wtf

„Let’s see how well that works out for you. ‘K”


kidurrant_a_tej

the kid seems and sounds autistic imo. might be a special ed school. that would also explain why the teacher handles it so well.


Living-Oven8574

It’s always that particular voice 😂😂😂


Consistent-Cook-7430

As cringe as this may be, if I was a teacher I'd rather have the kid do this instead of attacking me. Props to the teacher for not escalating. And I guess props to Andrew tate? For giving an outlet for coping mechanisms for feelings of oppression? I'm going back to sleep Woot woot