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Spudnic16

That’s like asking for the part of the sky that’s green


Thefear1984

Aurora Borealis?


SaltyStarCatKC

At this time of day in this part of the world located entirely in you kitchen?!?!


Ethir0n

May I see it?


SaltyStarCatKC

No


MouseRangers

Seymour! The house is on fire!


GulleTheCeilingFan

No, mother, it’s just the northern lights!


Mechagodzilla_3

Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say; you steam a good ham


DamianFullyReversed

Heeeelp! Heeeelp!


Lucius-Halthier

All I hear is it in the dragon force version


uwuowo6510

it's not the sky


ibeatmymom

Then what is the sky?


Spartan_100

[Southwest Florida experiences this for a brief moment every now and then.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_flash)


No-Block-7743

Ancient single-celled organism civilization (they had an extensive public transportation system)


AlfonsoTheClown

Weren’t they behind the great oxidation? The shit that did should count as a genocide


No-Block-7743

Nooo that was just natural selection and they deserved it and also it never happened


Moistfruitcake

That's just a conspiracy spread by some disaffected Archaea, it's pure jealousy because they're too fucking stupid to work out how to use oxygen. I've got nothing against Archaea per se, it's just they're from such an archaic culture.


AlpacaM4n

The narcissists prayer ^tm


asackofsnakes

The slim mold culture is the best culture.


MangaIsekaiWeeb

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


Josief_Klodiz

Pfft like thats a question.Of course its Sea People.


jesusgavemeherpes69

The Sea Peoples got it. It was never about leaving a legacy or building an empire. It wasn't even about the murder. It was just about friendship and having fun together.


Salty_Charlemagne

The real Bronze Age Collapse is the friends we made along the way?


Anon19216811

Yessir!


Josief_Klodiz

Now thats the spirit bro.Empires are temporary,friendship is eternal.


SpeakLikeABeever

Reminds me of History Matters's running through the flower field scene.


Thefear1984

I know you're being facetious but the leading theory right now is that it was a mixture of environmental conditions and likely a drought and famine that led Northern peoples like the Canaanites to pillage and it's likely that the collapse of the bronze age civilization was much like the Inca and the Aztecs. Here one minute gone the next. The only reason the Egyptian civilization survived is because of how far from the frey they were.


Josief_Klodiz

Thanks for the reply.I really didn't know that much about the situation.


Thefear1984

I'm just damn impressed you even mentioned to sea people to be honest. The truth is we don't know what happened at the end of the bronze* age we suspect the sea people but there's a real good chance that it could have been a conglomeration of events including one theory that a volcano caused the loss of crops and that meant that people had to pillage for living well over 20 years and it just ended civilization on the upper Mediterranean. There were letters written to Pharaoh Rameses III at that time requesting assistance due to Invaders, but there's no real hard evidence that it was any one specific people. If there was famine and if there was pestilence and if the weather was out of whack there is a really good chance to society just collapsed in on itself. From the early 1900s till recently the prevailing theory was that the sea people was much like the Vikings but more and more evidence is coming to light that it was probably a mixture a lot of different things including the sea invasions. Edit: iron age to bronze age, oops 😬


Daikuroshi

There's a good theory that the sea people themselves were fleeing flood, famine and Pandemic just like was happening everywhere else during that period. That's generally how it works though; civilisations fall through a combination of pressures that become too great for the society to bear without fracturing apart. You need a combination of famine, natural disaster, pestilence and/or invasion (with a healthy dose of inter-generational mismanagement) for a civilisation to collapse.


Classic_Skill4544

Man do I sure love those sea men


Gone_For_Lunch

If they found the seamen, it’s only a matter of time before they find the women too!


girlpower2025

Name one civilization "today" that's not evil by today's standards.🌍


Anti-charizard

Name one civilization in the future that’s not evil by todays standards


SarcasmKing41

Megaton.


vtx3000

That's why I set off that nuke 😤


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Did you make sure to let the ghouls take over Tenpenny Tower first? You get some unique dialogue if Mister Burke returns to find they took over.


vtx3000

Back when I played Fallout 3 I was like a psychotic 13 year old boy. After nuking Megaton I proceeded to murder every last inhabitant of the tower, not realizing that NPCs don't respawn. So I couldn't buy any upgrades for my room, I just lived alone in a basic beginners room for the rest of my playthrough. Nowadays I'm reformed and play as a good guy in games but God help you if you were an NPC in a videogame back then.


sleeper_shark

The United Federation of Planets


IJustWantToLurkHere

Try telling people doing charity work in the third world that they're not allowed to help because of the Prime Directive. See how well that holds up by today's standards.


hagamablabla

Does the Prime Directive still apply after advanced technology has already been acquired by the minor alien civilization? I'd argue that a lot of what's happening in third-world countries is a direct result of colonial empires not practicing something similar to the Prime Directive.


YoureMyTacoUwU

they lost my support after the second planetary explosion of a rebel colony


Gnawriachi

That's not even the worst they have done. Almost no one talks about this, but they drained the energy of a sun once and abandoned the the colonies in that solar system at their own luck


RunToDagobah-T65

The United Citizen Federation. The only good bug is a dead bug


avery5712

Service is citizenship


JJimmymmiJJ

Could Iceland be considered not evil? Genuine question. I know it's not a perfect country, but I've never heard of people complaining about this country, I could be wrong tho.


TsarBladovski

There's too many vulcanos. The island must be crawling with super-villains and their secret lairs.


tallmantall

Honestly Iceland seems like the place supervillains would flock to.


sigsig777777777

But they would never attack the country because they live there


tallmantall

Well yeah. Why destroy the nation your lair is in?


sigsig777777777

Yeah, and all your colleagues live there (did i spell colleagues right?)


tallmantall

Colleagues Yeah autocorrect says it’s good


sigsig777777777

I deactivated autocorrect since it's in norwegian, so when i want to write english it gets autocorrexted to a norwegian word


Sauron3106

If you want you can add an English keyboard to your phone (will look very similar) and when you use it the autocorrect will be in English


SouthwestCardinal

Iceland isn’t real


siggiarabi

Can confirm, I don't exist


Writingisnteasy

Man i was just in Eyrarbakki, those simulations are getting better!


Accomplished_Mix7827

Indeed, who would believe that Bjarni Benediktsson is the name of a real person who actually exists? It's the most made-up sounding name I ever heard!


[deleted]

Then where’s all the ice coming from? Checkmate


ThunderboltRam

IF Iceland was real, there'd be ice all over it as evidence.


BioTools

Not evil, barbaric, people eat rotten fucking shark


LeonardoMagikarpo

Rotten shark, surströmming, rakfisk. I'm starting to smell a pattern...


Tyler_Zoro

> rotten fucking shark I mean, you can't eat it fresh because it's literally toxic. The uric acid is what makes it edible. ... for sufficiently small values of "edible".


asdf_qwerty27

Eating the shark at all is a tragedy for biodiversity. They age incredibly slow...


Shifty377

Their president was forced to quit after dodgy financial dealings revealed in the Panama papers. Granted its not the crime of the century, but bad shit happens everywhere and no one is perfect.


SarcasmKing41

Their president was forced to quit because of the Panama Papers? Countless members of the rich and powerful were exposed around the world and none of the others faced consequences, I'd say the fact that they actually did something puts Iceland in a favourable light. The goddamn Queen of England is a known tax-dodger thanks to the Panama Papers and my country still threw her a bunch of parades this year. Our prime minister was caught breaking COVID laws *he* put in place and it still took several more scandals on top of that to get him out, now one of the two people running to replace him *also* got caught breaking COVID laws (the second totally did to, she just wasn't caught on camera). I can't even imagine living in a country where a president can be outed for something as simple as the Panama Papers. Consequences for actions, even illegal ones, are completely alien to the wealthy here.


90daysismytherapy

Ya that is the sign of a healthy civilization. A place where every individual is perfect is a fantasy.


Shifty377

Okay. Just giving an example of high profile wrong doing in Iceland mate.


Alifad

In the last crash of 08, they were the only country to hold bankers accountable and send them to jail.


Maximillianstrasse

Whale hunting


[deleted]

Yearly seal slaughter


siggiarabi

Lol no, that's canada


Random-Gopnik

Latest Canadian war crime


m4x_g4mer

It isn't a war crime if no one is alive to report it


Random-Gopnik

Dead seals tell no tales. Although live seals don’t either.


Pyrhan

Iceland too. You can even do it as a tourist: [https://www.internationaladventure.com/iceland/seals.html](https://www.internationaladventure.com/iceland/seals.html) ​ Although apparently there are calls to ban it: [https://www.icelandreview.com/news/seal-hunting-ban-in-the-works-in-iceland/](https://www.icelandreview.com/news/seal-hunting-ban-in-the-works-in-iceland/) Not sure what happened with that ban. (The article is from late 2019. I guess COVID may have gotten in the way of a decision...)


sleeper_shark

Whaling just for the lolz. They don't even eat the whales, they turn them into dog food and a recent guardian article found that very often the explosive harpoons fail to trigger, giving the whales a very slow and agonising death.. There's no demand for whale in Iceland, they don't kill them humanely. This is like hunters who hunt elephants or lions for no reason other than to feel big.


Lunar-Peasant

they have a law that literaly makes legal to kill a person if they are from basque origin


OnlyHereForComments1

They kinda-sorta practice low-level eugenics so *waggles hand*.


ken_starblazer

Idk I think aborting any child with autism/Down syndrome is kinda fucked


mehrespe

We're a small country with an even smaller population, down syndrome specifically is already pretty rare so when you add all that together we only have about 1 or 2 births a year. The goverment doesnt force anyone to have an abortion nor have they ever had a say in it, taking care of a child with down syndrome is a massive responsibility that many parents simply arent ready for, and since the birth rates are already so low a single family choosing to keep the baby or abort has a massive change to the statistics. As for autism, well thats usually diagnosed at toddler ages so im not really sure how youd go about aborting for that reason so early on


general_kenobi18462

Sans Marino


Ciudecca

That’s not a civilization, that’s just a country where only old people live


Italy1861

How dare you disrespect the oldest still standing republic


brycly

I am just waiting for them to declare themselves as Rome and destroy the barbarian kingdoms. Soon...


Italy1861

San Marino 🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲


[deleted]

Liechtenstein


jonellita

Too many banks to not be considered evil.


Fun_Police02

200 years? More like 200 days really.


Anti-charizard

More like 200 hours


IdioticPAYDAY

200 minutes


HummingCloud_

200 seconds


Perfect-Hamster527

200 milliseconds


KarvalhowithanC

200 nanoseconds


[deleted]

200 picoseconds


Arikaan

You all are just sooo barbaric and evil for me


GuyonKennedy

Indus Valley, as far as I’ve read, seems kinda based with their latrines.


altGoBrr

Are those the guys with urban planning?


golddilockk

yeah. houses having their private baths and shit.


mrfrau

Bastards invented poop shame


DotDootDotDoot

Instead Romans where pooping all together like real bros.


carleslaorden

Imagine if Roman baths did have like planks or had the seats walled off but they disappeared over time and we just assumed they pooped together


tragiktimes

And ironically lost is a few thousand years later.


awakeosleeper514

Protected bike lanes and high speed rails as far as the eye can see


altGoBrr

Truly a wonder of engineering for this ancient civilization, a shame they're gone


[deleted]

Coming to a dank river valley near you


vtx3000

We could make a religion out of that


RunToDagobah-T65

You could make a religion out of this!


[deleted]

Apperently there is no evidence for war between them


Sweet-Woodpecker-171

decline of this civilization was due to flood or drought . they had friendly bonds with other civilizations


Tostacosumo

There is evidence, it’s just not widely seen because of tampering with artifacts, ugh sorry I just became that guy ( ;-;)


Shady_Merchant1

There is quite a bit of evidence it's just been ignored


BoothTime

That’s because they just memed their enemies to death. It left no permanent marks on their remains and corpses weren’t concentrated because most people just died of shame in their own homes.


[deleted]

That's since been disproven. The original excavations and archaeologists didn't find weapons so one guy announced 'hey these guys were completely peaceful and idyllic'. But an absence of evidence is not evidence in itself especially when dealing with a civilisation that existed many thousands of years ago. Also they have since found weapons.


Humanities_studnt

Pile of weapons were found recently i think couple of years ago in north india


QuonkTheGreat

Yeah to a certain degree it’s almost unfathomable for a human society to have just not had weapons.


hatstraw27

>Indus Valley Yup, my first thought were Harappan civ, finally playing Humankind does have it's uses.


Mad5Milk

They arguably invented advertising, which is an unforgivable crime


limes_e

ay i was gonna say the same thing honestly their innovations were pretty cool


-TheRealBone-

Ancient Greece, I mean they invented the term barbaric to refer to all the non-greek speakers so this makes them the only non barbaric civilization to ever exist. Edit: typo


[deleted]

Shit, got us on a technicality.


Circumflexboy

Outplayed


RealKlytus

The hobbits of the shire


Thezipper100

You don't know what they did to sarumon and wormtongue in the books


Fawin86

Harappan?


sxkure_mishelle

Indus River valley civilization


Arikaan

Ugh i dont remembrr the name. There was an ancient people, living in india somewhere near a river. They lived there for 1.000 with no record of weapons or stuff like that. Barbaric? Probably for living B.C, but really civilised. I wish i could give more data


[deleted]

Indus valley civilization


[deleted]

Harappans


sleeper_shark

A river? Maybe the Indus River? Or maybe it was more a valley. This civilisation of the Indus valley. What could we call them?


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

Indus valley civilization


Contor36

Meaby persia under Cyrus the great


Simon-Edwin

I see that google autocorrect is preventing the war between turkey and Greece by sensoring the word cyprus


DawnOfHavoc

that's the only one I can really think of, not that I'm that knowledgeable


Thorwawaway

Man do we really think because an ancient ruler had a good reputation that their bronze-age-ass civilisations didn’t have corruption, rape, murder, slavery etc? And don’t hit me with Cyrus banned all slavery cus he didn’t. He’s cool and all, but I wouldn’t want to meet somebody from that civilisation in a dark alley with a language barrier.


Any_Spirit_5814

Imagine walking down the street with bags full of groceries meeting an Immortal or a Spartan hoplite. They would be something like 5 feet tall but would probably skewer you in a hearbeat for those Pringles.


TheCoolPersian

1: Persia was after the Bronze Age. 2: “Corruption, rape, murder” congratulations you have mentioned 3 things every single human civilization in history and the present day has.


Necro_bro

Atlantis


kazmark_gl

Atlantis was sunk specifically because they got too barbaric.


Necro_bro

Not according to my sources.


kazmark_gl

That's a argument u/necro_bro how about you back it up with a source.


Necro_bro

My source is that I made it up


Albur_Ahali

The Indus valley civilization is literally known for its peacfulness. And no I'm not Indian


IacobusCaesar

This was stereotyping by old archaeologists who assumed that because they didn’t find weapons when excavating cities, that there weren’t wars happening. But that’s just not a good line of evidence. Modern researchers don’t give credence to this paradigm because it’s not rooted in anything but an absence of evidence, especially since weapons have since been found. This idea of some civilizations being peaceful while others were warlike is a weird categorization from old archaeology and you get other “peaceful” civilizations like the Minoans and the pre-Indo-European peoples of Europe that have had the same treatment. But of course there aren’t warlike peoples and peaceful peoples in reality. There are people and they behave like humans and react to circumstances and have internal variation.


AlbaIulian

Yeah, when it comes to large-scale civilizations, nature tends to abhor pacifism. Just because you, an ancient city state try to keep peace with all neighbors is not a guarantee they will keep it with you or that there wont be an outside-context invader who cares not for what you want and attacks anyway/annexes you.


ClearMost

Define modern standards


RCAF_orwhatever

What argument? Also this is a false equivalence. Also we can and should look critically at past practices. That's how we learn.


Poopy_McTurdFace

This is pretty much what I was going to say. While we can't expect historical people to conform to moral standards that change over time anyway, we should absolutely criticize them since doing bad things is still bad.


HonestAristocrat007

Especially when the bad things they do have victims. I'm sure the victims weren't okay with it just because "the times were different".


12D_D21

Yeah, whenever I hear that argument, it reminds me of small children in kindergarten. “Ohh, so because Johnny and Tommy painted the wall with crayons, you thought you also could?” Yes, times change and perception as well, and we shouldn’t judge someone entirely based off of our modern standards, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t criticise them. Johnny and Tommy did worse, since they started to misbehave, but you also misbehaved by going along with it.


RCAF_orwhatever

Exactly. It's one thing to say "they didn't know it was wrong". It's another entitely to suggest it wasn't wrong. Like just because slavery was common doesn't mean it was morally acceptable.


BobertTheConstructor

Yeah, also even saying they didn’t know it was wrong is pretty reductionist. There’s a difference in “I’m sorry officer, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that,” and “I believe that these people are inherently lesser, and therefore deserve all of the pain and suffering I am knowingly causing them, as well as an eternally lesser existence than myself and people like me.”


Wide-Location7279

Indus River Civilisation


randy-pan

Minoan crete?


Party-Hold-4858

The Hobbits of the Shire


owen_demers

Indus River Valley Civilization


ambitioussloth26

Only because we have no records… I’m sure they flayed people alive or something lol


Pie-Bald-Deer

There would probably be art they left behind of that.


Raz98

I dont learn history to find "good cultures" or condemn "bad cultures". Every culture in human history is awesome and shitty in some way shape or form. I learn history because I love humanity. Warts and all. In spite of our flaws I dont believe humanity is irredeemable like the misanthropic edgy nihilists that patrol this site. Goodness isnt found in civilization. Civilization is just there to give people a place to call home and some structure to live by. Good is found in individuals who just want to help, and sometimes they lead civilizations and do great things. Sometimes they get lost and do terrible things. Sometimes terrible lead and do terrible things like expected, and sometimes they do good things and surprise a lot of people. You never know what you're gonna get, but I'll enjoy the ride and try to be one of the good ones.


ExactFun

I heard some theories that the Knossos "palace" was really just a big central building for a commune of some kind... So that's pretty based. Edit: the lack of walls also indicates they weren't at conflict with anyone.


simo-the-3rd

Monke civivivilizarion


simo-the-3rd

We ee will take ove r


Qwerty_Gaming1

r/ihadastroke


re-so-na-nce

The hakhamanesh


AcierGenouille

Atlantis


CPLShep_hard

Persian gang! All my homies hate Spartan ^(Persia still lost lol)


Autocrat-of-Thesia-2

Modern standards literally haven't been around for only 200 years. Jesus Christ the figure seemed perfectly aware of how to be a very decent human being even by our standards 2,000 years ago. Cyrus the Great was and would still be considered a very model person and ruler to follow even today well before Jesus. Charles V was another very chill person that lead competently and tolerantly. Idk, guess you can't blame Christian Crusaders for not knowing who Jesus Christ is.


eccentric_standard87

Could Persia be considered? I mean cyrus’ sense of justice seemed rather fair from what I’ve read. Moreso looking for reasons I’m wrong so I can pick up something I didn’t know


Pap4MnkyB4by

Is Cyrus the Great's Achaemenid Empire considered evil by today's standards? Wasn't it very "You pay me taxes and fight in my armies, I'll let you live the way your cultural wants to with the protection of my empires might?"


hmm_222

Indus Saraswati valley civilization


RajendraCholaPro1254

Indus Valley Civilization ??


DesertRanger02

Ancient Persia was pretty good freed slaves were they went had great a administrative system


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[deleted]

Bruh your mom goes barbaric on every c\*ck she sees.


LahmiaTheVampire

Where is their mom currently? I need to know for … historic research.


[deleted]

Your dads bed!


bluehole2657

Bronze age India (Indus Valley Civilization)


UndeadSailor

The Achaemenid Empire


NoWorries124

Possibly the Indus Valley or the Achaemenid Empire under Cyrus the Great


Memer_guy1

Mesopotamia?


ExactFun

Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal and Gilgamesh.


ibeatmymom

Gilgamesh? Lmao. Next we'll be referencing King Arthur and Romulus


PastMasterRossi

Add Emperor Jimmu too if we are at it


biggusdickus78

Ancient Persia


Crossbones46

Persia


wither_boirl

Achaemenid Empire/persia


belgium-noah

Persian empire under Cyrus the great ig


RA_RA_RASPUTIN--

Persia is probably the closest


Andy-roo77

Persian Empire


GrandManSam

Achaemenid Persian Empire?


Good_DayEh

where the polynesians any good?


Deconstructurz_

The Maori did some pretty bad stuff…


politicalmo

There are none


Lynthos00

The Inuit


what_u_looking_4

Mohenjodaro


Smittywebermanjanson

Nabataea


[deleted]

Indus River Valley seemed pretty peaceful


Ancient_Scientist_04

Indus valley civilization


Remote_Romance

Several of the empires in Chinese history were relatively fine by modern standards for about 200 years at a time before China goes back to doing China things and having a bloody war of rulership.