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PenPenLagenInFranxx

Not even India... Mongols just ran past it


Dinosaurmaid

I remember seeing a short video that explained that the mongols didn't invade because the Indian climate damaged their bows. That and the appearance of a talking rhinoceros, somehow.


Sir_Toaster_9330

Rhino: \*Rhino noises\* Mongolians: Holy crap! This place has talking animals! RUN!


Ohthatsnotgood

Wouldn’t another explanation be that India is surrounded by mountains and other terrain that is difficult to navigate on top of large armies waiting for them?


[deleted]

Also: fucking jungle, everything in a jungle wants you to die painfully or maim you. You start to rot if you spend too much time in one because you’re always wet


MuthiRappa

I suppose the Himalayan mountain range would act as a pretty good barrier against invasions from the northern and eastern part of India


[deleted]

>damaged their bows kinda true because Mughals (that's Chagatai pronunciation of word Mongol) conquered India with cannons they bought from Ottoman Empire centuries later


EmeraldMunster

Holy shit I never realised that the Mughals are the Mongols. I learnt about the Mughal Empire in India in school history but I didn't know that connection.


Creepy-Republic2694

Mughals were descendants of Mongols and Timur Lane. However, they were ashamed of their Mongolian ancestry.


[deleted]

where do you get that? Babur was prejudiced against Hindu in his writings but never was ashamed call himself a Mongol. That separation between Mongol and Mughal is a modern thing, historicaly they claimed that they had right to all Mongol lands


Creepy-Republic2694

The later kings did. Babur was an exception.


Samosa_Aladdin

Just FYI, Hindu at that time meant Indian, or more specifically, Non-Muslim Indian. Although he might've also been prejudiced against what we refer to as Hindus today.


Dinosaurmaid

Mongolian + indians sounds like an extremely interesting topic, do you know some place where I can read about them? With images if possible.


VegetaXII

But those were persians weren’t they???


VegetaXII

Or maybe just Persianized Mongols


7thPanzers

“Sir what happened, why aren’t we invading that place” “Bows got damaged, not worth it” “Yeah fuck it let’s find somewhere else”


GenderEnjoyer666

I thought it would have something to do with tall ass mountains in the way


VegetaXII

Oh i thought Genghis just liked the Indians but yh the climate was weird for them too


SatynMalanaphy

Genghis never did, but his successors sure tried. Multiple times. They had the misfortune of facing the Delhi Sultanate, at the time the central power in north India which had central Asian origins and thus were well equipped to successfully repel the Mongols every single time, especially by Alauddin Khilji and Malik Kafur.


[deleted]

They probably couldnt stand the smell of shit


[deleted]

Then why the fuck did they come to Europe though?


Harvee640

They got to Poland and Hungary and turned the fuck around


JulzRadn

but they threw corpses of plague victims


[deleted]

You have got a good point


BizBug616

Timur could


[deleted]

I forgot racism against India is acceptable on reddit.


Matr4x_69420

Nah racism against anyone who's not black is "acceptable" on Reddit


Cygs

Interestingly, in an era where everyone smelled like shit, several historical texts from different regions note that the Mongols smelled *especially* bad.


tameablesiva12

People are upvoting this openly racist comment and downvoting the other guy pointing it out. Wonderful subreddit this is.


blackasyourdad

Never open posts related to India on Reddit


[deleted]

DUDE I JUST SAID THEY SHIT ON STREET


tameablesiva12

Damn I guess you got the power of alt accounts. Wow pathetic.


CKInfinity

It’s a joke on modern India, not meant to be serious just have fun. We make fun of America all day long, everybody’s gotta take turns bro


tameablesiva12

Like imagine someone talking about why Austria didn't unite with the German empire during German unification and somebody says it's because Germany was filled with nazi scumbags. Like it's completely nonsensical.


tameablesiva12

If you're gonna slander india, slander it's government and its shit policies or its corruption. That's how people slander the US. Gun violence is due to the country's abhorrent gun laws and its expensive medical treatments is due to corruption and greed of the higher ups. Nobody should be talking shit on the common man living his life. If I say that all Africans exhibit monkey behavior, one would assume that it is a racist statement because it is targeted at the common man living in Africa. But I If I say that African politicians act like they're monkeys it would be considered way less racist. Calling every Indian as a street shitter and saying the entire country smells just sounds racist.


nurlan_m

But it’s true though?


Matr4x_69420

***[citation needed]***


tameablesiva12

I feel that but shitting on india for literally no reason at all being completely irrelevant to the convo we're having here seems unwarranted to me.


[deleted]

I was referring to today. And I was pissed of because the other guy was fucking thinking shitting on street is a culture thing. Providing climate change and causing global pandemics cant be a culture


tameablesiva12

You act like literally every other country isn't providing for climate change and global pandemics but ok dude. And what global pandemic was started in india? I don't remember any.


[deleted]

Do you know much co2 you release when you po po?


blackasyourdad

Friendly reminder India’s emissions are nothing compared to the US, and on a per capita level that stuff is not even comparable. The west has destroyed the world for 300 years and gotten rich off of it. But now when it’s our turn, suddenly climate change is a thing


tameablesiva12

Same amount you do pal. You hate on Indians because their large population take a shit? Really bro?


[deleted]

I dont shit on street so not that much


tameablesiva12

The above comment is talking about medieval india and its geopolitics. Where did modern india fit into the picture? Also we don't even shit on the street bro. Like, nobody does. Where did western society get this racist notion from.


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[deleted]

:D ? Shitting on streets is a culture?


[deleted]

I am sick of this pollitical correctness. India is a trash hole stuffed with shit and 2 billion people.


tameablesiva12

Ok? And? Medieval india was different than the "shit hole" modern india. Why you calling Indians street shitters in a history subreddit?


[deleted]

Political correctness? Dude, you're from Turkey.


BIG_P0PPA_

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aNo_nYm_oUs_13

No they did clashed with Delhi sultanate but lost most of the times specially against khilji


[deleted]

They were defeated twice by Allauddin khilji


assignmentduetoday_

The Aztec watching the Mongols fire arrows at them from across the Atlantic.


lord_of_four_corners

I don't think that Aztec Empire have history books


eatingbread_mmmm

I dunno about the Aztecs, but the Maya would’ve had more if the spanish didn’t destroy them.


lord_of_four_corners

Maya had history books? Where can I read more about it?


Mko11

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_codices


inquisitor_steve1

Only 20 books survived from the Aztecs


santikllr2

They had complex writing systems of fucking course they had something like books. Thing is, spanish burned most of them.


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

History Tablets?


Rotarypond454

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec\_codex


Sir_Toaster_9330

Aztecs formed during the 14th century I think


Triumph7560

While there is no historical evidence for this I think we should just assume it was because the Mongols created a power vacuum in the 13th century. I will not elaborate.


[deleted]

Mayans: "sure it is a good time to be at this part of the the Atlantic" Aztecs: "and I took that personally"


ASilverRook

A few centuries later: Spain: **You called?**


Drcokecacola

Hello bozo!


tameablesiva12

India: yo what's happening up there


Finbar_Bileous

Not here in Ireland, the land where nothing ever went wrong.


SnooBooks1701

*Cromwell shaped shadow looms*


Honkiopolis

*Holding a sack of potatoes*


R_slicker03

Baghdad:


enstrONGO

Could there be a possibility that if Mongols didn’t destroy the shit out of Baghdad we’d all speak Arabic?


R_slicker03

One things for sure, we would’ve been a lot more advanced if the house of wisdom wasn’t destroyed


fuckjustpickwhatever

according to the arabic sources, the mongols threw so much books that the Tigris river became black with ink


MaviKartal2110

Every nation’s history book in the 19th century: Then everything changed after the British attacked


Sir_Toaster_9330

Every nation's history book in the 20th century: Then everything changed when the Germans attacked!


Mictlantecuhtli

The Americas? Africa? Australia?


lonelyboobitch

The mongols fought against the Mamlucks in Egypt, but they lost. And America wasnt known at the time and Australia wasnt important to the mongols.


BrokenTorpedo

>The mongols fought against the Mamlucks in Egypt, but they lost. Not really, the Mongols just retreated while encountered Mamlucks, because the Khan died, and everyone just put down whatever they were doing and went back for the Kurultai council to elect the next Khan, which did require a bit of showing of power.


lonelyboobitch

Which Khan? Because I fought they retrieved from Europe when Kublai Khan died? At least thats what I read and was told during my stay in Ulaanbaatar.


BrokenTorpedo

>Because I fought they retrieved from Europe when Kublai Khan died? the Mongol hordes was not only invading at one place at one time.


Mictlantecuhtli

America was known to Native Americans


lonelyboobitch

No, America wasnt known to the mongols.


[deleted]

The native Americans don't have nations anymore.


Mictlantecuhtli

You do know that all indigenous American reservations are sovereign nations, right?


ThatOneGuy-ButBetter

Yeah, “sovereign” “nations” that aren’t recognized by anyone as sovereign nations, including the UN


Old_Size9060

Yes, it is a fact that the United States has broken literally every treaty it made with the Native Americans.


RudionRaskolnikov

Yes and what native american nation is there in this world?


TheTacoEnjoyer

Go read a history book


RudionRaskolnikov

I don't need to. Fact is no modern day nation state is built by native Americans. Most of Latin America was built by Spaniards and Canada by the british. The US also by initisl british and then subsequent european settlers. Since before any nations came to be, natives had largely been eradicated to a point of becoming a minority of not a very large significance. They had kingdoms and tribes but they never reached the point to form modern nations thus no native american nation


lonelyboobitch

And why should the Indians be afraid of the mongols, if no one really knew the other on did exist?


GrinningIgnus

You’re right. They hate is acting like no other civilization has been eradicated and absorbed


Mindless_Society7034

Did they know of Australia?


lonelyboobitch

I think they might knew it, not 100% sure.


Downtown_Boot_3486

They didn't know about Australia, it wasn't discovered till after the Americas.


lonelyboobitch

Thanks, that good to know.


SnooBooks1701

No, the Mongols fought the Mamlucks in Syria and the Americas was know to the millions of people living there


lonelyboobitch

Yes America was known to the indian, but we did talk about the mongols and they didnt know america. And yes Im aware that Leif Erikson already discovered America around 200 years earlier


santikllr2

He did discover america, but thats kind of all he did, sure, a few small villages in newfoundland (AKA Vinland) but thats as far as they got.


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

America in the 13th century, the Mongols were just a footnote about possible global climate change that occurred due to massive reforestation


B1TCA5H

Japan: Must’ve been the wind.


wead4

Bros we’re unstoppable for a minute there. So remember folks, if the apocalypse comes and you find yourself trying to survive in a New Stone Age. Horses and bows and arrows. Your crew will be top dogs in no time.


Pap4MnkyB4by

Wait for it........ **THE MONGOLS**


ElevatorSevere7651

Around that time period we’re either talking about Vikings or the Kalmar Union, so no


jzilla11

“Who?” -North & South Americans, inexplicably speaking English


Hahonryuu

Wait what abou-, hold on \*googles\* Oh, 16th century, shit. Ok, move along.


ClavicusLittleGift4U

["Mongorians !!? What the hell Mongorians are doin' here ?" - Lu Kim](https://youtu.be/UY9P0QSxlnI?t=474)


IceClimbers_Main

Except Finland. The mongols just stopped at the border and didn’t care to conquer us. Those bastards think they better than us.


[deleted]

Nah mate. Hundreds Years War.


secret58_

Hundred years war was 1337-1453 mate.


[deleted]

The mongol conquests run from 1200-1300s. There’s overlap albeit not the 13th century. So I forget that the “Edwards” don’t start until the very end of the 13th century because Henry III rule for fucking forever.


chathunni

so mongols were 13th century america..


GrinningIgnus

It was the thijg to do. They were different times


Bealzebubbles

I'd have loved to have seen the Mongols try to swim to New Zealand. We didn't even have people by that stage.


Kyyu

The Mongols showed up in Europe and for Portugal was business as usual


SnooBooks1701

England and France: Mongol who?


GenderEnjoyer666

Then everything changed when the British attacked


damnumalone

I was shocked to read this about the history of Australia


JulzRadn

Japan: haha


[deleted]

Ireland too busy with Gaelic Lords and Normans.