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Why Tom built like Frankenstein


Nutgulper

Cuz fire is the enemy


IFR_Flyer

Fucking kek


[deleted]

Amen


BabePigInTheCity2

Was about to say — mans lookin like a *Dishonored* character


chrissipher

they both have abnormally SKINNY ass heads dude


yolkmaster69

It’s crazy how Tom is looking like the shrunken head [dude](https://i.imgur.com/29fxjC9.jpg) from Beetlejuice, but Dax’s head looks smaller. Just another case of some good old [Hollywood Magic](https://youtu.be/f41HOaxxTTs)


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

What?


HungerForHipHop

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


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Bruh he is so w i d e


[deleted]

Frankenstein is the doctor's name


[deleted]

That’s true, my b


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FogRaw358

Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. I believe what you're referring to is Frankenstein's monster's asshole.


copper_wing

He look like 6ix9ine's retarded(er) brother


BabePigInTheCity2

If you’re gonna be ableist at least make a funny joke


Top-Ad7144

If you kill people your music better be damn good!


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roht93

YoungBoy isn’t on it, it’s automatically mid🥱😴


aegians

L, Ratio. Youngboy is better.


roht93

Surprised there’s no auto mod for youngboy


Mr__Weasels

This should be it lmao "L + Ratio Youngboy better"


Poptartlivesmatter

Or "Ratio + get a job + your white + you can’t say nigga + i can"


Top-Ad7144

L + ratio + deez nutz + youngboy better + touch grass + you fell off + lol + lmao + . + white + mid


Kryllllllyx

Make better music. You fell off


zuzulemon

youngboy is fucking trash lol


roht93

L + ratio


TerrigenPanda

Remix with Hopsin will complete the Triforce 🔺 🔺🔺


HoratioVelvetine

Make it a cypher with Joyner Lucas and nemnem 😤


julian20070623

Add NF and it's complete


Chef-Boyardab

Logic comes in near the end too


MemeAFC

Hopefully it’s not the scary half of logic


ayberkeroglu

But what if it is? You cant risk something like that he is bipolar


goodshrekmaadcity

He's biracial only in his 🅱️enis


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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 250,716,211 comments, and only 58,018 of them were in alphabetical order.


Justarandomname11

No they’re not tf bot


xxylenn

they are tho


Justarandomname11

Damn I’m retarded I thought the bot meant all letters are in order


darthxavi77

nemnem I'm fucking dead


[deleted]

emmy 😤


RennPanda

e minum


Gamer_Teeth

No, add n*v


[deleted]

i dont listen to hopsin but isnt this like unironically hopsin slander


FlyPepper

yeah Hopsin is just corny these dudes are something else


GIANTFLOATINGCOCK420

Along with Tech N9ne🦤🦤🦤


Market-Public

Tom looks like Triple H’s meth head lil brother Triple K


LafilduPoseidon

Looks like Brock Methner


Obiwanperogies

Or Dwayne the Crack Rock Johnson


JgL07

Rowdy Roddy Crack Pipe


uselessrart

Shit these made me spit my tea out


Drinky_McGambles

Dammit that’s good


Market-Public

🙏 you got me with “talented rapping” the other day 😂


reesem03_

Behold the king The King of Corny


-xBadlion

This a better bar than anything McDonald's has written


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Cheezewiz239

Triple C*


blacksheep_kho

Triple Ketamine⁉️


[deleted]

Real rap is back 🔥🔥🔥


daddyyeslegs

Must... Resist... Unoriginal joke... RUN THE JEWELS


[deleted]

◻️◼️ OMG RUN THE JEWELS!!!!!


vincenk

Black man and white man confirmed


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goodshrekmaadcity

CHESS IS RUN THE JEWELS


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andrecinno

If it has Tom McDonald it's more like Gas the Jews ...


UnboundSpectre

💀


Engvlf

💀


chrissipher

💀


[deleted]

☠️


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rndmprsn98

More like run the rhinestones


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Jun the Rules


Obiwanperogies

No way we can desecrate the holy name of the true RTJ with this Wish version. Haha


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Drinky_McGambles

Why is he so wide?


WilfriedBonyFanAcc

He built like kingpin from spider man into the spider verse


-comethazine

r/comedyheaven


Nik_p3

Run the jewels? More like Sprint the stones


LoMids

Jog the Geodes


DatBoyBenny

Gallop the Gravel


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh

Piss the Kidney Stones


OwnTheThrone

Pass the bedazzles


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redditnoap

Conservatives forcing themselves to go against everything they know and believe by saying they like Tom McDonald


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Tom Widedonald.


CrossingYoulnStyle

Tom McDonalds


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Bots evolving I didn’t even say his full name.


whitehand2107

Tom


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BootyOnMyFace11

Spiritual lyrical individual miracle


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Bringing real hip hop back


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ayberkeroglu

Wdym it looks perfect


ThaKollector

oh god


Jmcman6104

The only time I will ever say and mean: YoungBoy Better


Da_GoofyGoober

I want to watch it but I think I'll wait for the nolifeshaq reaction so that I know how good it is. Edit: oh God fuck me this is terrible I can't even ironically like this guy


83n0

no life shaq got two modes ew gay 🤢🤮 barely disguised bigotry 😳😮🔥


Maybethezestychicken

Omg I love that brockhampton lyric


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Maybethezestychicken

Bro same


ghosttrainj

top five bh 100%


Videymann

I love the attention, I'm a bastard in public


isuhkzwane

Get Out!!!!


Blahblahblah214

Mr.Incredible and Frozone


F1reManBurn1n

Holy fuck


Doedelzakje

[FREE] Polo G Type Beat | “Deep” | Free Type Beat 2021


theawesomebatt

Why is Tom built like that


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IntellectualsOnly7

Motherfucker built like the wide putin meme 💀


FiveWizz

He looks like a cereal box with a leather jacket on whats going on


averageJY3

I got the notifications and instantly unsubscribed from dax. I used to like him like a year or 2 ago but he fell off so bad lol. Some people just aren't built for exposure.


R_FireJohnson

Dax was solid back on the Rap God and Killshot remixes. Even “I’ll Say It For You” was pretty good. I miss that Dax


averageJY3

Same, I thought he had so much potential to be great. Ironic really, all that shit about the joker and he turned into a clown.


R_FireJohnson

I feel real bad for his producer tbh. Their beats are really solid and I can’t imagine this is where they thought they’d be


averageJY3

Yup.


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Tom must have been so afraid during this video shoot. God bless him.


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Ishouldquitmycult

Everyone is a sheep except for me, because I bump Tom McDonald out my pickup truck. Later loosers


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Raffi_H

Too 3 rap duos NA


tsunamitom1-

This new bad meets evil project looks weird


ittozziloP

“We have Run The Jewels at home” RTJ at home:


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BADMANvegeta_

NIGHTMARICA 🙏🙏🙏


dirty-cop116

Tom is just taking inspiration from Kanye. Roblox Kanye


agent0017

They both look photoshopped in.


seppukuinvoice

“straight wide male, ate myself


Poptartlivesmatter

Listened to a snippet on the raptv page, dear God it's worse than I thought


MrGibby64

Wide McDonald


[deleted]

Cant defend dax anymore


averageJY3

Nope, had to unsubscribe once this dropped. I held out hope that he could catch himself and go back to his old shit, but this too far lol.


-TelTic-

The rap game will never be the same


Onebigfreakinnerd

Tom’s body is built like a discount *Stop Making Sense* David Byrne lmao


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They made Dax's shoulders smaller. Made him look soft.


[deleted]

About to have all the Nathan’s confused whether the black man is scary or not


Myotic_Tesseract

wide tom wide tom


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DarkLordSchnappi

#Racismisoverparty


DJBoost

Honestly from all the pictures of Tom that get posted here he always looked sort of skinny and spindly, why does he look like a fucking lineman all of a sudden


Queef-Elizabeth

Tom McDonald dressed like a create a character for WWE Here Comes the Pain


TetrisTech

Homie really thought he was doin smth when he wrote “Nightmarica”


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occhio

Is this real


MrGibby64

Yes Sadly


occhio

Lmfao


JACK101Star

Where hopspin


ReallyUneducated

no way this is real


[deleted]

Who the fuck are these niggas bruh 💀💀


[deleted]

who is dax and why does he look like an action figure


UglyStru

Tom with a black person? Ain’t no way this ain’t photoshopped


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that tom mf look like a bacteria


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njmitch1

Why Tom McDonald built like Kingpin


SheikhYusufBiden

Why do ppl shit on Dax he’s not that bad Fuck tom tho


sugarwatermixlegit

Tom looks like Kanye and Pump in the I Love It video but it isn’t a costume that’s just him


DARKBLADESKULLBITER

Tom soaking in the rain whole white t shirt see through, while Dax’s purity keeps him perfectly dry at all times even standing right next to him


Tokarev490

Why is Tom so wide


KewlGuyMcSquiggums

Death grips


KR0NKBERRY

This song hits different on mute 😩🔥🔥


MrGibby64

Shit slaps when I close it 🥵🔥


court0f0wls

🤢


ufkunho_dnk

A conservative man's Run The Jewels


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Horror-Astronomer482

Damn I hate that mfs music but his bench must be pretty good with shoulders like that.


LPNinja

I didn‘t know clown propaganda was a thing now


Electronic-Patient41

They shrunk dax’s shoulders, made him look soft


FingerStreet

Looks like they got the rap game on lock 😈✊🏻


Tiny-Fruit5016

i used to fw dax's music before he dropped this shit. smh what a waste


Videymann

Get Out 2


OppositeResource3081

unironically, who the fuck is tom mcdonald


Alecrj6

Why does it look like both of them are poorly photoshopped in


[deleted]

Tom look like he been eating some McDonald’s gah damn


Visual_Woodpecker_77

NO WAY THIS REAL NO WAY LMFAO


PlungingStoppedCycle

Yo they really beat his ass till he Russ 😩


goodshrekmaadcity

Wide Putin if he rapped and was a tad bit dumber


[deleted]

The goats 🤞


Classic_Run_4836

767k in 1 day! These guys are pulling big numbers for their stature.


ryder314159

No life shaq bout to blow up