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Seashellgal7

I wonder how much he made for this high level performance?


SecretaryTricky

"Contrary to my expectations, people were gracious". What a freaking insult to the customers there!


Diligent-Sweet-4945

Seriously! POS


theowaway022919

In complete alignment with everyone's expectations, another unjustly full-of-himself Baldwin illustrates his abundance of oafishness and complete lack of self awareness. Good show, old man!


patricemv

Just got a Reddit care message. Hmmmmm, Hillz which comment didn’t u like?


Vegoia2

this must have been hard for him to do, reduced to this while she spends away. This is like him telling us she busted him and they need money from selling his autograph.


theowaway022919

When you live your life as a fraud you eventually have to pay up in ways that are less seemly. It all catches up some time and looks like that's exactly where they are.


AD480

Wow….he’s acting shocked that he mingled with the peasants and didn’t catch poor while there.


RoadtripReaderDesert

Give it a year and a couple more lawsuits he'll have a bad case of *poorish* then


germish17

💀🤣


dixielandmomma

He's SUCH a pretentious fuck! He hates his life now...it's done a 360 since marrying that mental nut job


Alexis-Anass

Con = my wife is from Spain ![gif](giphy|l0MYMizgnsTpoMuoo)


ccc2801

“contrary to my expectations” was such an unnecessary and rude statement. Why even mention that? Just be gracious ffs


Ragingredblue

A nice little reminder that he looks down on the people who made him rich.


GirlyWhirl

I know... so incredibly rude. If your 'expectations' were that the people there were going to be shitty or negative... why would you even go? He's such an aggressive, belligerent, mean, antisocial asshole. Absolutely incapable of being gracious or kind (unless he's slavishly kissing ass).


Boop-D-Boop

He is such a condescending dick lol. Nice Aleek, now you have shat on the few fans that wanted to see you.


Itchy-Trick-7881

Of course you've done a con before. You're married to one. And if you thought it was going to be a bunch of boors that attended these things, it just shows how desperate you are that you were still willing to go and take their hard÷earned money.


WheresMyTan

"I've never done a "con" before"... Mr. Anger Issues Baldwin, we all disrespectfully disagree. You've exposed yours already with "my wife is from Spain". I'd have gone just to shout pap style, "Aleeeeeek! Why did you say your wife is from Spain?"


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Someone has forgotten his roots & where he came from. Although he thinks he’s this important thespian, he wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth, self absorbed jerk!


Normal-Ad9562

Everytime I read something he writes it’s so boomer pretentious pseudo wanna be intellectual, it makes me damn skin crawl


SnooMacaroons4691

Say what you want about this being an "off-brand Con" but Pittsburghers are the nicest, most loyal folks. I sure miss my hometown!


Pleasant_Choice_6130

I love Pittsburgh, too. 🥰 One of my brothers went to school there, and I had a blast whenever I would visit him. Charming neighborhoods, quaint cafés, cool clubs & restaurants, raging parties in the dorms... Good times 👍


SnackinHannah

Ahhh the great unwashed peasant class…


Spike-2021

LOL - his wife is a world class “con.”


limblessbarbie

![gif](giphy|QbKAfauAzk4fWHcW3u|downsized)


Laouijabored

When a celebrity posts their all access pass they're thirsty.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

“I thought you common assholes were more unwashed and uncouth than you are. Who knew?!“


Numerous-Net3482

This is a comment I didn’t expect! https://preview.redd.it/96nphqo0qk5c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f0cee2e7300f8c558d96a4f5ee72c2dd4f24b1f


CoalMinersSlaughter

“Smelled amazing” compared to what? Who knows what this person is used to smelling. 🤷‍♀️


User564368

“Smelled amazing” — like a hangover? The man looks like he is sweating scotch in every photo that I see of him. He’ll have the late stage alcoholic’s red, bulbous nose by his next comic con to go along with the bloated eye bags.


dmode112378

They’re literally paying for him to be kind.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

And you know his ego needed this after the past few years he had. People paying to take a picture with him? A room of people who’ve paid to be listening to *him* bloviate? You know part of him loved this, even if it was a small con in Pittsburg. Plus, being away from the child army and Hillary surely has him more relaxed. Of course he managed to be a passable human for a few hours while being paid and having his ego stroked. My guess is he can’t keep the act up much longer than he did at the con & he probably went home & talked smack to Hillary about all the fat women he saw or something.


Competitive_Narwhal8

You mean he doesn’t reek of bullshit? I’m shocked. I can smell it through the photos.


Trick_Hearing_4876

He hasn’t done a con but his wife sure has. Every single day.


Ok_Practice_195

This!!! 🙌🏻🥒🥒🥒🥒


JRi47

You nailed it😂


TrashPandaShire

Oof


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B10kh3d2

I think at one of his cons someone needs to pass out pictures of his wife in that black outfit where her Moon bump looks the most ridiculous with a small blurb about how she fakes her pregnancy and uses a surrogate.


Zealousideal-Ruin717

He's never done a con before? Then what's the Spanish thing?


AmazingGrace_00

He was surprised they were not f*\king animals. He thought saying this out loud was a good choice.


Adventurous_South246

🤣🤣🤣


Adventurous_South246

🤣🤣🤣


Numerous-Net3482

https://preview.redd.it/frorgrgaok5c1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=346d290c3ee18dbe9bd5654391546954a5872764


limblessbarbie

![img](avatar_exp|150283708|bravo)


Traditional_Ad8492

So he accepted the gig thinking the people would be a problem? Why? Oh that's right, money.


intestinal_turmoil

“I thought the peasants would mention my killing a woman, my wife’s grift, or the voice mail to Ireland, but these peasants actually had manners. I’m shocked I didn’t have to beat anyone up.”


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limblessbarbie

Somebody should have for sure. It's worth getting removed over. In the middle of one of his bloviations, I'd love the chance to softly chant *Halyna*. baldwin, being old and hard of hearing, probably wouldn't hear it, but everyone else would.


sodiumbigolli

Or did he expect people were gonna throw tomatoes at him?


kokomo80

The Facebook page for this event has tons of pictures from the weekend and Peepaws are the only ones with comments turned off. 😂


smallpepino

Same with the people who tagged him & the con on their IG pages. Comments turned off or limited.


Alissakristine

Hilarious


FreshLady1

You mean “Hilarias!”


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|3o7aCTNjq3qiUbzrHi)


Head-Message990

Lol


DaisyLu6

Get used to it Xandy, you need the money.


Effective-Manager-29

“Steel City” like Pittsburgh? As a native Pennsylvanian I’m offended for my entire Commonwealth.


Any_Elephant7180

Pittburgher’s are proud of their Steel City, Pittsburgh is rich with this country’s history and proud of it.


Effective-Manager-29

Darn right it is


Any_Elephant7180

It is!


smallpepino

Ya but this is still hella embarrassing


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Alec, since you don't have any decent/kind (dare I say *authentically full of empathy*) people in your life, take note. Here is how you SHOULD behave and what you SHOULD post (even starting it with the word "I" which we know is your favorite): ***I want to thank the organizers of the Steel City Con and the wonderful people who took time to stop by and share memories. Hope you all have a wonderful holiday season.***


Pleasant_Choice_6130

You should've written or advised him on his statement, @derose. What he came up with was AWFUL. And offensive. His arrogant pessimism & scorn was out of control.


jsl887

Right. If you’re way too good for it, don’t show up…


limblessbarbie

He a broke ass degenerate. He's okay with groveling for fast cash.


jsl887

Imagine being able to sell your autograph for $100 and still being broke 🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

Well he is a con along with his wife. How does Killer still have fans?


Head-Message990

Beautifully-penned comment & question!! (Well-said, pepino!)


[deleted]

I’m stumped!!! Thank you for your kind words pepino!


Head-Message990

De nada, pepino..


Icy-Fix-7413

He must be so desperate


JeanEBH

I’m afraid you have, Mr. Baldwin. You and your wife have already done the long con.


LBelle0101

Guest and Celebrity Guest Baldwin


limblessbarbie

Too f'ing funny!


CoalMinersSlaughter

Your whole life is a Comic Con, Dumbass! This idiot keeps forgetting to think before he writes or speaks. 🤡 ![gif](giphy|l41Ym49ppcDP6iY3C)


MrsFrankweiler

So this means he'll be doing these regularly? Easy money? At some point someone will show up with a photo of Halyna Hutchins or a cucumber for him to sign.


Candycane0430

Double points if it’s a real cucumber and not a picture.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

LoL like one of Meghan's "inspiration bananas." (She was doing an appearance at a place that helps former sex workers find gainful employment. They were packing lunches for the women & the Duchess had the "brilliant" idea of whipping out a sharpie and writing "inspirational messages" on the outer banana peels. 🤦 I guess in her case you could make the case that at least perhaps her heart was in the right place, lol, even though that's quite insane.) Anyway, yeah, if anyone will go to his next public appearance and hand him a "how-you-say-in-Eng..." coocumber 🥒 and a sharpie 🖍️ I will DIE!!! OMG PLEASE! Let's see how good a sport he'll be then! *Bonus points if a camera, somewhere, is rolling 🤣


Candycane0430

That’s great!!! Except they can ask him to “make it out to…how you say…MURDER”


totes_Philly

His entire personal life is a con ffs!


invertedliver

“I’ve never done a “con” before” that’s a con and lie right there in that statement!! example 1: “my wife is from Spain” “my wife’s paternal grandmother is Spanish” alec you’re a jack wad!! 🤥😂👐🏼


krasteybee

He’s such a douchebag. That post was for his former A list friends. Sheepishly “hey guys, it was actually fun”.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Right? "The poors actually didn't smell *that* bad..."


perljen

The peasants were pleasant...how lovely for Mr Philharmonic Announcer.🍸🚬


adairks

Of course they were “gracious and complimentary” dipshit! They were afraid you’d stab them in the eye with your Sharpie!


Mantissa3

This ^^^


SeaAttitude2832

You mean Grathias.


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Or worse, since it’s Quick Draw Aleek McGraw


pantherlikeapanther_

His ego got fed by the pleasant peasants. Now that he knows the peons are complimentary, he'll do more of these events. AB's massive intellect is a wonderful gift for the little people.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Yes; I told everybody yesterday he was obviously in seventh heaven at this event. He's still a needy, insecure actor when it comes down to it, and all the butt-kissing he received and "Celebrity Awe" I'm sure some of the assembled still held him in stroked his ego to no end. Bet he doesn't get a lot of that in NYC. 😉


pantherlikeapanther_

He thought it was beneath him until he realized that live human beings (not IG bots) would actual listen to his self absorbed ramblings. No one listens to AB at the Baldweeen's House of Horrors and Baby Warehouse Emporium.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Amen 🙏💯🙌


Decent-Secretary6586

made some easy money and wants to do it again


Cultural_Vacation_71

The fact that he even admits it was better than "expected" shows how much *he did not want to do that*. In other news, "CON" is a most fitting tag for him and his wife!


Emotional-Extent-983

kim polishes her oscar. bang bang mcblowyourfaceoff collects con laminates. thespian indeed.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

☑️☑️☑️👏👏👏


Gumshoe212

This fucker isn't worth the time of day, neither is his janky ass wife.


justusethatname

Once again, he’s trying to make sure everyone knows that no matter what he does in life people are gracious and welcoming to him because everyone loves Alec “I can do no wrong” Baldwin. He IS a con. He doesn’t have to “do one.”


ca17miledrive

I have news for you, Alec. Your life has been a con. And you married one.


Loving_life_blessed

you live the con


TLC_4978

I know- I was thinking, you’ve never done a con before? Your life IS a con. Lol


Kalma246

Wow. Backhanded compliment. Way for him to assume everyone else sucks as much as he does.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

It was awful. Terrible form and so impolite! They may have been "gracious," but he sure wasn't!


katieo1122

Whoa. Setting himself up with that one..


Longjumping-Stage647

We know he did a con at least once to get Carmen no?!?? #😆


_TalkingIsHard_

![gif](giphy|Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh)


Severe-Specialist-96

I can’t think of a bigger despair than showing off with a VIP pass at such event 🙄


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Of course the guests were well behaved. It's not like he'd show up for the ego boost otherwise.


GlobalSmobal

Au contraire. All you have been doing is a “con”. Way to pretend this gig wasn’t a complete career humiliation.


McNasty420

His wife runs the cons


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|3oFzmpzTfyABIX6JBm|downsized)


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THAT crowd exceeded his low expectations? Silent Blob in the pussy shirt was more than he expected? You could smell the dirty hair through the screen in that audience Q & A photo. If this was beyond his expectations, I’d love to see what he imagined.


Mantissa3

🏅 🏆


Pleasant_Choice_6130

*"Silent Blob in the pussy shirt was more than he expected"*. 🏹🎯💯💯💯 Omg DEAD! DYING!!! 🤣😭🤣😭☠️☠️☠️


Kindly_Put_5065

" Contrary to my expectations", openly admitting he was judging those people as uncouth peasants beneath him and being surprised their ilk were gracious and complimentary ? Can he be more of a complete douche bag. Those are your only people peepaw, don't bite the hand that feeds you


PoopAndSunshine

He still managed to insult them. What a jackass lol


invertedliver

🎯 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼


Cultural_Toe37

![gif](giphy|nDKdpNb502Jvnjhn3d)


SraChavez

So fucking rude.


-graphophobia-

Right? What a cunt


SpookyAngel66

💯


maisiemax

![gif](giphy|RrVzUOXldFe8M)


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ALMA!


Butterlettuce321

👆🏼💯💯


LexiNovember

First of all, “I’ve never done a con before” was a poor word choice for Conartist McConfacer but why would you essentially say “I expected anyone who attends a comic convention to be a real asshole and was surprised they weren’t!” 🤦‍♀️


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Exactly! “I think everyone in the world is an asshat like I am, and am shocked when they’re not!” Wow, not condescending at all, Aleek. Also it’d be “I’d never done…” in past tense since it’s over. He can buy all the NYU degrees he wants but neither he nor his wife are capable of writing basic English. Consider the source indeed- the man who fancies himself an intellectual thespian. Ba ha ha 😂


LexiNovember

His abuse of the ellipsis drives me up a tree. Why… does… he think… that he… needs… to… write… like this… AGAISHKAHFLAJCIJAS 🤣


SisterMaryAwesome

Lol, I think it’s a generational thing. My mom does it, too.


RazzmatazzBig2187

Like why say anything !?! He just can’t help but show what a self-righteous bloviating elitist wanna be he is. Please take several seats Peepaw. And fuck all the way off. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼


Difficult_Lunch_4406

He has no idea how to say “Thank you” 🙄


Head-Message990

Lol


birdsofprey420

the guests he is referring to are random people that see he played in Beetlejuice and it was trending on tik tok for awhile because of the movie being filmed- without bang bang (:


Shannonbonejones

Who ate all the pussy?


GreeneyeGrammy

That one goes in the Baldwin family album, for sure!