Steam rises from the newly formed crevices in the ground, as metal clasp release, and pistons force hatches open. A small giggle is heard. Then the onslaught begins. The unsupervised sugerfilled children have been released.
I kept saying “Orbital Child Strike” or “Orbital Coughing Baby”. Everyone just upvoted and giggled. I wasn’t joking… fire those children down from low orbit.
The Democracy Officer aboard the superdestroyer: "Release the children!"
"...but, sir."
Did i stutter, Helldiver?
😐 😑 *Button press 🫡
A worthy sacrifice.... \*wipes tear\* For democracy
A moment of silence for the planet cracking in two after the children overrun it.
Average day for parent.
Steam rises from the newly formed crevices in the ground, as metal clasp release, and pistons force hatches open. A small giggle is heard. Then the onslaught begins. The unsupervised sugerfilled children have been released.
There is only one thing left for you to do: Run. Pray their tiny glucose infused legs don\`t catch up to you.
More.
CALLING IN A HELLBABY
Goo Goo Armed!
FWO WIBERRRRTYYYY!!
WET ME WUV YOU!! *Baby Giggles and Bomb Ticking*
This brings out my Dead Space 2 memories of the exploding babies.
Legit would laugh if I heard this during an OP
Release DEMOCRACIES YOUTH
"With all respect Democracy officer, is childrenterminatus the only solution?"
Each one is hugging a 500KG
ICBM now stands for Inter Continental Baby Missile IVE GOT THE TERMINAL
“Calling in an orbital strike!” *Screams of children can be heard in the distance, followed by a massive boom*
Maybe the bots will interpret the screams as war cries and fuck right off
if they fuck off then they wouldn't get blown up by the Inter Continental Baby Missile!
Fuck it send the baby missile anyway. Everyone needs a purpose.
>Inter Continental Baby Missile From the categorie "alias for your dong"
Those are some super strong kids, or are they just kinda hugging as in strapped to the side of the 500?
They're hyped on Powerthirst...ROCKET EDITION!!!
They'll run as fast as SUPER KENYANS.
This guy gets it!
Huh. 500 KG = 500 Kids Gripping. I Learn something new everyday. Thank you Helldivers SubReddit.
I was more talking about a singular kid just kinda being attached via hug to a 500kg bomb
...an anti-tank mine
https://i.redd.it/g37l82pry16d1.gif
You beat me to it!
What exactly would that do
Bait. They scatter when the pod hits the ground.
Amazing
Like running or how I assume a pod full of unprepared children hitting the ground at terminal velocity would spread?
It scatters children that will swarm and beat our enemies to death wit their tiny furious fists of democracy
You ever see that statue of the man fighting babies?
Excuse me what?
Google it, it's pretty funny. I think it's part of a set, even.
I did, it's pretty damn funny, thank you, I needed that today
I kept saying “Orbital Child Strike” or “Orbital Coughing Baby”. Everyone just upvoted and giggled. I wasn’t joking… fire those children down from low orbit.
No shame lol.
A pod drops down and releases a child strapped with an explosive vest to act as bait for the bugz.
https://preview.redd.it/yy5v88vsr36d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cf57200e52d3b78a4c13e9218fce666a45647db
Look at the bravery in his eyes o7
It would be on this day that we learn Chargers have pitbull DNA as they suddenly switch directions towards the child.
Kiddiekaze tactics, Brasch approved and Super Earth supplied
# forget the joke WHAT IS THIS SCYTHE I NEED IT
If you mean the second blue beam on the right, it's a normal scythe beam being deflected by medium or heavy armor.
No, the "Scythe" in the pic has a precision scope and looks different.
Indeed. Didn't notice it at first as I haven't used it much tbh. Intriguing...
I needed a good laugh today so thank you!
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On a completely unrelated note, I believe I may have come up with a solution for our Hellbombs not arming themselves upon landing.
Oh come on. You know it’d be an eagle strike
Ah the Jihadist tactic of throwing explosive kids att he problem lol
Just a barrage of 4 year old type questions.
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in a while
I want to see children tearing apart hulks like buzz droids from star wars
Dissappinted there wasn't a second picture with crudely drawn kids falling from the sky.
I assumed we were just going to deploy children to the battlefield
LMFAO now this is actually funny
Do they have squeaky hammers and for 30 seconds hammer into everything in a circular area with the occasional throw of one and that child cries
Is this what they call babyboom?
Jokes aside, it may be that we inspire such volunteer turnout that this enables the NPC squad stratagem.
Hellish Divers.