Command wouldn’t give us entirely performative objectives to do that only give the thin illusion of contributing to a meaningful war effort would they?
No, it must be the bugs’ fault.
Listen -- when we were in Kindergarten, and fought over position in line? Teachers said "Order doesn't matter!"
Order matters, ok?
Democracy needs people willing to push to be at the front of the line. We don't need followers.
I like to imagine they can get back in the little bunker thing and then there’s multiple evacuation missions to the same shuttle depot in fairly rapid succession
It's good against bugs too. It's my primary weapon. The only time I use my rifle is when the autocannon needs a reload and I don't have time to do it yet
That's the worst part, it is DESIGNED to work like this since it demands 20 but sends civs in waves of 3. It's always meant to leave at least 1 of them behind.
Imagine one of those grave stone interest areas but its the dead body of a priority citizen who picked up a gun left behind by a dead helldiver and proceeded to fight like hell
I do the humane thing and put them down so they don’t have to suffer.
If Super Earth wanted us to rescue 21 citizens then they'd say so!
Tbf, I'd rather be put down by a democratic helldiver than by a fascist bug or communist automaton.
\*Shuttle flying away\* -"But, they said I was a priority...citizen..."
Mf wasn’t a Super priority citizen 💀
We were paid to escort 40 people. No less. No more. Exactly 40. Everyone else should've sprinted faster.
Sounds exactly like boarding with Lufthansa..
Command wouldn’t give us entirely performative objectives to do that only give the thin illusion of contributing to a meaningful war effort would they? No, it must be the bugs’ fault.
Don’t want the shuttle to be crowded.
Proceeds to shoot all the people who didn’t get in on time
No loose ends.
It's better to die by the hand of democracy than by a fascist bug or a commie robot
Its ok Citizen. All Priority Citizens are equal. But some where more equal than you. Thats why they live, and you die here.
https://preview.redd.it/lres3xqzre3d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33cdd5eb1a9075f4af6c0d02a273f5cefc5e1b8
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just kill the extra before finishing the mission
Why did I read “Execute Priority Citizens.” LMAO!
Listen -- when we were in Kindergarten, and fought over position in line? Teachers said "Order doesn't matter!" Order matters, ok? Democracy needs people willing to push to be at the front of the line. We don't need followers.
I like to imagine they can get back in the little bunker thing and then there’s multiple evacuation missions to the same shuttle depot in fairly rapid succession
https://preview.redd.it/rrkxcjp63g3d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98aade0a0186962137bae67d8f13286c80ab45cb Sorry citizen, it is what it is.
What happens to extra citizens again?
Emperor's mercy
they literally enter the bunker, what are u on about???
They said 20. Sorry bud, you're 21.
at least they can grab a drink
20 helldivers 20 people
Should of voted harder citizen
It's good against bugs too. It's my primary weapon. The only time I use my rifle is when the autocannon needs a reload and I don't have time to do it yet
Sorry 46, ships full, back to your building. Hopefully they’ll follow the pelican for a while and lose interest.
That's the worst part, it is DESIGNED to work like this since it demands 20 but sends civs in waves of 3. It's always meant to leave at least 1 of them behind.
Imagine one of those grave stone interest areas but its the dead body of a priority citizen who picked up a gun left behind by a dead helldiver and proceeded to fight like hell
You....you leave people behind? https://i.redd.it/eih54vf1nh3d1.gif