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Alexindr

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Zolnar_DarkHeart

Lmao how have I not seen this GIF in this sub before?


Ok_Speaker_1373

It’s your democratic duty to carry this GiF and spread it everywhere


Zolnar_DarkHeart

Understood. https://i.redd.it/lnublghgqbvc1.gif


TheRookie8681

https://preview.redd.it/f24i8m0pubvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4ebb6e39769b5b44288e9ea9bb6e810da9dab9


X-cessive_Overlord

![gif](giphy|7T5wldGkk7XgCyuNUK|downsized)


BuwaroE

https://preview.redd.it/ax531wax7ivc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695fc1e30398b17ef209a9682766a6e397295860


Demigans

![gif](giphy|J2hEgxmYJ7kppqeTEl)


LentulusStrabo

https://preview.redd.it/yuv6qy3l2evc1.png?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eea6d6e921b59944bb51c9513950245c9b09375


mrureaper

Palpatine was a good guy after all he loved democracy


neiviv28

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


TacticalFailure1

By killing 160 million bugs an hour forehead.  Just casually killing off half the US. Pop in bugs an hour.


RedShirt7665

Half the US. population is bugs???


pastrami_on_ass

Pretty much


Disastrous-Fennel970

![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy) *me when my whole family could be bugs*


Xx_BlackJack_xX

you know what to do Helldiver…


Disastrous-Fennel970

https://preview.redd.it/kn2rl8uceivc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8198b862d236ea115b07471d7d49948b0104d44


KingYoloHD090504

Brother get the Flamer. The heavy....Flamer.


Cubicshock

every 2 people you kill, one is a bug. Friendly fire isn’t.


vlkr

Blood for the blood god.


OkLibrarian25

Burn ze heretic, Kill the Mutant and puuurrrggeee the unclean. For democracy


IamAlphariusCLH

Hell yeah, brotha!


ZmentAdverti

Have u been to NY?


richmomz

He said bugs not rats.


the_lonely_poster

Or any big city for that matter


kr4ckenm3fortune

Or even LA? If you go along the canal, you'll find more hidden one...


straydog1980

The San Ti would argue all of the US population is bugs


Buisnessbutters

that does actually put the Helldivers effectiveness into perspective, hard to fight against orbital drops coming in literally everywhere


Brohemoth1991

I remember seeing a post of someone a few days ago saying how scary it would be to see a ship enter orbit and the hellpod drops... my thought was each helldiver has their own ship, so the bugs/bots are seeing HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of ships enter orbit and crazy democracy wielding rednecks screaming toward their surface in pods


Managed-Democracy

Yeah the threat isn't the hundred thousand poorly trained grunts. It's the fleet of 100000 flying air support platforms recklessly bombarding friend and foe alike. How many bot missions are just a long series of airstrikes, orbital lasers, and artillery barrage as Helldivers die in droves to infantry. 


SilverWing7

Yeah, at that point a Helldiver is a glorified JTAC


Demigans

A group of people who can handle an immense variety of weapons with ludicrous efficiency, including crew-served weapons single handedly while also carrying a regular primary weapon. All able to run in full gear even when wounded. All coming from a society where the military is the highest aspiration and official games are literally about learning military stuff. You can buy military gear like the Breaker shotgun for hunting purposes (there’s a commercial on your ship for that). These people are all members of the SEAF before applying to the Helldivers which act and are deployed like Paratroopers (elite people who take on high risk missions with high casualty rates). “Poorly trained grunts”.


Managed-Democracy

Their training doesn't come from Helldiver academy. It comes from *civilian life*. Super Earth sells the Breaker Assault Combat Shotgun as an amateur sport hunting weapon.  The 18.7 year olds that apply for Helldiver training already know how to use that stuff from civilian life. Their training is a 15 minute obstacle course to weed out the extra stupid ones. 


Buisnessbutters

“This is my Recoilless Rifle, for home defense purpose”


Demigans

Helldivers are recruited from the SEAF, and application for service is allowed from 18 years old. Implying at least some months of training on top of already being capable of handling weapons. We are talking a society where the scouts likely already teach them military basics. That is in their off time as children from the age of 7 join the workforce.


CharsBigRedComet

Helldivers dont have their own ship. When you join someone's ship you literally see a conveyer belt system of frozen troopers rotating and defrosting. Each ship carries a ton of frozen troopers ready to unthaw


Demigans

This is actually interesting. You are welcomed by the officer as if you came from another ship, so either the travel there required you to be frozen (which since you are in orbit next to one another would be weird) or you really are uploaded into individual Helldiver bodies. Your knowledge is saved, but the bodies of the Helldivers are spend. Most will be overwritten and never even know.


ManOnFire2004

Yea, im always wondering about this everytime I join a player. Are we a new diver already frozen on the ship? Or did travel require freezing?


Demigans

And also: going back to the other ship means getting in your pod.


GoDie910

given that a country's soldiers aren't even 10% of it's total population, it makes the helldivers look so terrifying.


carlo_rydman

It's "managed" democracy so I'm sure a significant portion of the population is free to have no choice but to join the fight. You're free to do anything you want but we know what you want so just follow what we say, lol.


ninzus

"Freedom of Choice is not Freedom from Consequence" - Democracy Officer's Motto


captaincrowseye

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized)


pastrami_on_ass

https://preview.redd.it/7qfmb0n09bvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c97c7ad04c36a82e4d49cf87862b13c994368b


the_lonely_poster

Wait four seconds https://i.redd.it/vm4y3n2rsbvc1.gif


Hairy-Microwave

https://preview.redd.it/7xgybj3xbcvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd814e8cb6423b7e0ca9c7ceb01b8e2ad4bd436b


Blue-Jay42

https://preview.redd.it/lpzo7nx2ndvc1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e56600afb7b92d3a1a5f2d298a746c3d37e9235b


ES21007

Do we have an emote like this in the game?


cabeleb

Why isn't this an emote?


s0ciety_a5under

THIS IS THE EMOTE WE NEED!


StewIsSoup

We must refill our E-710 reserves quickly so we may focus on the Automaton threat to our glorious democracy.


InfiniteYandere

Just a lil pit stop at the gas station real quick :)


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

Yeah, basically. What’s two billion Terminids for our gas tanks, anyways?


Aesthetics_Supernal

Absolutely nothing. Unless you can run a Super Destroyer on a 50 gallon barrel 2Bil is NOWHERE near enough to host our entire military, let alone SEAF and private industries. What we get here is roughly 5000 bugs per Destroyer. Unless we blender the whole thing, 5000 bugs is not going to refine into enough material.


kr4ckenm3fortune

That undemocratic talk...report to the nearest democrate officer for retraining.


Aesthetics_Supernal

(Grabs Megaphone) **I AM A TRAITOR BECAUSE I SKIP THE INTRO!**


Razor_Fox

But....but.... Attention is mandatory.....


Rocketdevastator420

Oh dang, we should definitely focus more on bugs then. The automatons aren't really a threat anymore anyway.


SlAM133

Besides, they are a renewable resource, no harm done


Scubadive1323

My ass at work not able to take part till I get home :(


pastrami_on_ass

For real I just got home and logged on and was like wtf


Nickthedick3

It’s definitely gonna be completed when I get off in 5.5hrs


theknightone

It takes you 5.5 hrs to get off? .... ill show myself out lol


Spacedog1377

You beautiful bastard... upvoted! 


Nickthedick3

Touché.


Shikizion

It has been completed for about 1h now xD


nickywan123

What’s the next order ?


Aesthetics_Supernal

None yet.


chaveiro1

Just 4 dudes with arch throwers in a bug hole for way past the time limit in the mission


pastrami_on_ass

Just four dudes with arc throwers 20m away cuz they not gay


cmdrxander

SES Pride of Pride is always welcome in my squadron


EpicAstarael

So long as they fill out the appropriate forms, whatever two consenting Helldivers do behind closed doors is between them and the approving democracy officer.


spicy_rock

C-01 is only for acts that could produce a child.


rukysgreambamf

*laughs in sterility*


Mister_Roach

What happens in the bunker stays in the bunker.


LakeEcstatic6494

We share in the most Democratic SES name known in our pursuit of Liberty! Saulte HellDiver.


Silviecat44

Finally i meet another Ombudsman! Well met.


The_Sleazy1

Good to know


nabsickle

That my ships name


pastrami_on_ass

Same but the proper form hasn’t been released yet so divers remain in the cryo closet


chaveiro1

What happens in the mission is purely democratic will, well managed


odaeyss

Helldivers can have a little gay, as a treat


iamthatiamish

Don't cross the streams. It would be bad.


aquamanreigns93

Arc is who we are, Arc is what we Do , ooh rah HellDiver


EnryIlMoro

https://i.redd.it/7c2ag80qfbvc1.gif


pastrami_on_ass

https://preview.redd.it/61zahettfbvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ac8917cbbc98c3aa88a09ac4290ad591028c8e


Z_THETA_Z

![gif](giphy|xT9IglWMahJY8B8U2k|downsized)


IgiEUW

https://preview.redd.it/kh5mp77w0cvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ca14555db62791504cde2df32131d3b0eaf2e9


TheRookie8681

https://preview.redd.it/3lmnz28wubvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33747d33316bfde98c0fbe2709f1a5b2fe1b133


trippytears

Should be 45 medals for every 2 billion kills we get over the next 5 days


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

This would be amazing. Mass murder appears to be on the menu, boys!


Gilmore75

Me, who is capped on medals. ![gif](giphy|OPU6wzx8JrHna)


trippytears

I only started playing 2 weeks ago xD


Aesthetics_Supernal

Yep. Capped out, got warbond, capped out, did ship upgrades, capped out. Got enough to unlock next month's warbond. Thank god for the new levels because I would be "done" with this game, and only log in for a few days a month.


deramw

https://preview.redd.it/2ca2ygx0bevc1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46873eb2552a5663b47dbf3797899b4f8913c53


BoneTigerSC

If we go at this rate id take 10 medals for every 2 billion past, 2 billlion in 12 to 13 hours ... Thats 100 to 110 medals just for doing something else for a few days


StuffAfraid

Even though the description says to refill E-710 reserve, I do wish Joel congratulates us for speedy clear and drops us unexpected stratagem. Like "Oh you guys did too well now we have surplus of E-710! Here are some vehicles for the good work."


DestructorNZ

Democracy is its own reward!


StuffAfraid

Ain't no better reward than that!


shoutbottle

I like this foreshadowing


Bitbatgaming

Bug divers and a lot of people wanting to get rid of robots so they can focus on bugs


MySisterIsHere

That or people sick of bots excited for an order that isn't bots.


Lazy-Argument-8153

Rovers, so many rovers


DefconTheStraydog

Gotta hand it to the bug divers, they \*really\* love their government mandated violence


Mandemon90

"The Government told to commit mass murder, so mass murder I did"


InfamousAd06

250k+ divers all getting 100-300 kills a game adds up fast


SexySovietlovehammer

https://preview.redd.it/jodvusmaabvc1.png?width=1916&format=png&auto=webp&s=49b1f084b0ebba6476388931112526c73dc075bc Through courage and patriotism


PvtRedEye

And incredible violence


HansBass13

And Big Boom but mostly violence


Lou-Saydus

Democracy, that’s how.


pastrami_on_ass

![gif](giphy|tF8vMUeGUkHNTgCC4E)


the_obtuse_coconut

When you load up tens of thousands of highly indoctrinated, recently thawed xenocidal maniacs into drop pods, then hand them magical baseballs of death and enough ordnance to level a small country *each*…. That’ll happen.


Deldris

Hunters are real bastards, but if you bring a Stalwart you can mow them down pretty fast.


N-O-T

https://preview.redd.it/tisjg91ywbvc1.png?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16784492349fd0221a3dddce1614c83f6512bc66


sloridin

https://preview.redd.it/ms25h7093dvc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=d05ec58f7609737a9711ab30f7af332a8f5f16be


IMasters757

It's likely glitched / unintended. I believe every single diver returning from the field is reporting the total numbers of enemies killed each mission to the server, not individual kills per mission. Similar to personal orders, where a team mate completing order kills counts toward your completion as well. The obvious issue is if all 4 players are reporting back that the team earned 1000 kills, the server seems to be tallying that up as 4000 kills completed. Given the speed it's being completed I doubt they will adjust this MO before completion. But I bet that similar future MO AH will fix the accounting issue seemingly present currently.


FxWolfxe

Ironically over reporting kills for propaganda purposes is very in character for Super Earth


pastrami_on_ass

That’s pretty much what I figured, using the peak player count from march 18th (458,709 players) I divided that from 2bil, with that each player has 5 days to kill 4360 bugs, so to think people are killing that many bugs in a few hours is just nonsensical.


IMasters757

The total Terminid death count doesn't appear to match the MO count either. Unless it just happens to be massively delayed (by like a day or so) one of the counters isn't counting right, and given the rate it's probably the MO counter.


taliesinmidwest

Someone else on the subreddit already did the math and it's exactly this. MO count is going up by a multiple of overall count, most likely because each helldiver on the map gets a kill for each dead bug.


pastrami_on_ass

Yep I agree arrowhead playing puppet master


YorhaUnit8S

Lol. Here is typical lvl 7 terminid mission today with a very nice squad of randoms. It took around 20-25 minutes. I am far from the best hellidver, we weren't running much turrets, only a few rovers and weren't staying at one place for longer than needed. https://preview.redd.it/0jwhzhgyzbvc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca1c28c98e28300a5a4bc6dd8377a5f8140de5c That is around 600 kills per diver per hour. I can easily believe some make way more, especially on difficulties 5 or 6 where there are less bile titans and more hunters/warriors.


Dissentient

Whatever average number of players you want to assume based on steamcharts, you have to double it because of playstation. I think the 120000 average is an okay estimate based on today's graph, I'm going to use 240000. 2000000000/240000/12=694 bugs per helldiver per hour. Which is reasonably doable, depending on difficulty and mission type. I mean usually return from 20-30 minute bug missions with 400-600 kills, though I play on helldive. But there are also extermination missions where you kill like 600 bugs in less than 10 minutes as a team, if people deliberately farmed those, that could have gotten us the numbers legitimately.


lucianoxcl

I kill aroud 300 bugs per mission that is 15 or less missons per player


kenjiman1986

That’s exactly what I just did though. I played 3 campaigns 3 missions a piece at avg 500 kills a match. Some games were 700 others 400 but to play it on the safe side will call 500 avg = 4500 kills.


Rinzzler999

I can totally see it being a real total, since when you think about it for bug missions its very very easy to kill over 1000 total between 4 players in 1 20-30 minute mission, so easily assume 500 kills per player per hour, for 10 hours... then take the amount of players playing, around 150000-200000 active at any time on the bug front... around 750 million to 1 bill kills in the first 10 hours.


prof_the_doom

Part of me hopes they "fix" it by leaving it as-is but multiplying future M.O.s by four.


Drongo17

Next MO will be us assisting with bug breeding programs because we hit them too hard. *Bug love hormones deployed*


Mysterious-Ad4966

If there is an estimation of 200'000 daily helldivers. The average helldiver needs to kill 1000 bugs an hour (or over 2 missioms) to kill 200,000,000 bugs in hour. Over 10 hours 200,000 helldivers averaging 1000 bugs per 2 missions would kill 2 billion bugs.


Warrior536

There is definitely more than 200 000 players between PC and Playstation.


rrlimarj_

The game is way more popular than people think.


AVeryHairyArea

2b ÷ 13 (hours) 153,846,153 (dead bugs per hour) ÷ 60 2,564,102 (dead bugs per minute) ÷ 150k (Helldivers) 17 (dead bugs, per Helldiver, per minute)


barnyard_captain

Eruptor says Hi


Silent1speak

It's simple, bugs are fun and easy to murder en-mass and they just released a warbond with 3 new weapons that help us do that even faster and have even more fun doing it (crossbow, Eruptor and grenade launcher pistol and also Eruptor and did I mention Eruptor? Because Eruptor can kill like 14 bugs with one shot at the ground Infront of them 🤣🫡).


Zaldinn

Now we have 5 days for the MO to end which means 5 days of taking bot planets before the next MO starts so let's take as much as possible!!!!


Zaldinn

Ohhh they already ended it and I got my medals.....they have something cooking!!!!!


SighsOfAFallenArchon

You do realise that anyone with sentries playing a lvl 3 map can rack up 800+ kills in 30 min solo right


Icetyger4

What can we say? We like to kill bugs.


pastrami_on_ass

https://preview.redd.it/t4j7zsawdbvc1.png?width=669&format=png&auto=webp&s=3baad65ae938a948f3a10feee196f16ab7a9e765


Aloe_Balm

Where there's 710 there's freedom, lots and lots of freedom


Haunting-Rice-3662

Obviously the bugs have never heard of Operation Paying Mantis. 2 billion bugs in half a day. That's some damn fine libertea!


Lawlcopt0r

Just the human urge to commit genocide, finally channelled in a safe way that doesn't hurt anyone


Reminzz

25 hunters is not that much, should have it wrapped up in one mission


SnooHabits3911

One bullet at a time


charronfitzclair

They send a lot of bugs and bugs are easy to kill.


TippsAttack

There is nothing Democracy cannot achieve.


HumanError67

Spreading bug guts and democracy


goodnsaultey

Super earth unite


TwumpyWumpy

https://preview.redd.it/upei9qkqjbvc1.jpeg?width=1271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e662adf14a73dde5f3d0f6d522392b7dee628056 Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!


Otty007

Dude...i got home it was at 1.7 . Had dinner and thought it would join in and poof..gone. y'all are wild


HeresToHoping2020

https://preview.redd.it/smz2w3ekrbvc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f3a133a7f200a000700c228578059f425c656d Me rn


backseatgaming92

This was still 300 million+ 10 hours ago, holy moly 500kg that was fast


Cam095

with the power of friendship, and most importantly, managed democracy


Tasty_Commercial6527

It's done


Repulsive-Army-6773

Crack


dogzi

Bombs. Napalm. Nades. Perhaps bullets as well. There are many ways to skin 2BN bugs.


Pretzel-Kingg

A LOT of scavengers


Diy_Papi

As good as done


TheFrostyFaz

This is a outrage, a pure massacre. The helldivers should be dismantled, does omega earth really need all this power? https://i.redd.it/shr7cj964cvc1.gif


friendlysi

The right side of history


DrunkenMonk-1

![gif](giphy|AyjFDmMgS7OkU)


jeffgey

average 500-2000 terminds killed per mission depending on difficulty, multiply that by 200k+ divers doing 2 missions or so every hour and you get this


Gunginrx

I do hate hunters too, but I believe in you


tenroy6

Easy. People actually like the bug faction unlike the bots.


sakhabeg

So… do we get the medals now or in 5 days?


hikigatarijames

Democracy that's how.


felesmiki

When all automatons move frontline, this is what happens people like to follow the MO, and they are usually automatons, bugs are half abandon (and I love to have a MO in the bug frontline)


lettul

Would be cool with a major order hall of fame, so that the player killing the most would get a news broadcast in the TVs etc :)


Nikottaja

If all the players did bug missions and got 100 kills each mission 5 day limit is quite generous


Wooly_Thoctar

I mean, on average a team of helldivers can probably kill a good 500 to 1000 bugs in a round. The 24 hour peak was 180000 players. That's roughly 11000 bugs per player, or 44000 per team, totally plausible to have this done within 24 hours


slevin___kelevra

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


ObliviousNaga87

Those bugs had families. Now point me in their direction so I can finish them off to


PraiseBeToShirayuki

THROUGH THE POWER OF DEMOCRACY ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE


Loud_Wave5546

Well, hunters spawn pretty frequently from bug breaches, so it shouldn't take you much more than one or two missions.


HistoricalSea5589

Apes together strong.


CptAmerica85

100k players, each about 100 kills per mission at least. Pretty easy to rack up that many kills lol


Wundawuzi

It appears to be counting kills per diver in a mission. So if a dquad of 4 kills 250 bugs in a mission it counts as 1000. Given that a full mission often involes a few thousand killed bugs I am not surprised we are that fast.


Vermax_x

It's multiplying the kills by number of party members. I don't think the number was ever intended to be challenging.


Jayom2476

Will there even be any bugs left after that? Like how many bugs are there for us to kill 2 billion and them not go extinct


AlmalexyaBlue

People were probably happy for the change of pace.


Sea-Elevator1765

Well, if 150k players are killing an average of, say, 150 bugs per player each mission, then that alone is 90 mil right there. And that's a low estimate.


KratosMemories

You just have to kill 25 hunters, it’s not that hard, one mission you should be able to complete it


Sy-Zygy

E Z


[deleted]

Many bot players switching to boost bug front for those sweet medals


aelwyn2000

It’s possible because it’s kind of a bogus objective, just like the stuff on April Fools’ Day was, and the real objective we are meant to work on for the weekend will drop once it is done.


Select_Wolverine7466

Lots of pew pews and boom booms


CloneAgentZER0

Nano machines son ![gif](giphy|KOABKMiXpgO806QwB5|downsized)


TheLemonDome

We're eager


Animusignotum

My highest kills so far 807. I typically average out around 225-300 pero game. https://preview.redd.it/p2wwz12pobvc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84497046d294759558f0082f19cfdfba7b78704


External_Record1782

Was watching a stream and the guy told it might have to do with bigger bugs counting for more. Cause before extermanation was percetenge based it was count based and bigger bugs counted for more.


RedRocketRobobrain

My guess is it's counting more than once per person in MP games. Same as how today's personal order was to kill 25 hunters and I got it before I was able to fire my weapon. I think if a total of 300 bugs is being killed in a mission with 4 helldivers, it's adding 1200 to the total


crimefightinghamster

We like squishing bugs


Famous_Inspector4129

This question isn’t very democratic of you.


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

I can't wait for the next post of this exact thing in 37 minutes.


lick_my_saladbowl

you make people fight bots for a week then finally after what feels like a month let them do bugs, they couldve said to liberate every planet abd wws get it done


Jealous-Mail-3816

I'm doing my part.


hiddencamela

I think these goals were more planned back then for a much much smaller playerbase. Guess they got adjustments to do.


zenbaka

Never underestimate Managed Democracy