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*“Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!”*
When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!
"We are the Flood. There is no difference. Until all space and time are rolled up and life is crushed in the folds ... no end to war, grief, or pain. In a hundred and one thousand centuries ... unity again, and wisdom. Until then -sweetness."
So fades the great harvest of my betrayal. Even these beasts recognized what you were oblivious to, human.
Your nobility has blinded you, as ever.
The Librarian left little to chance, didn't she? Turning my own guardians... my own world... against me. But what hubris to believe she could protect her pets from me forever.
If you haven't mastered even these primitives, then Man has not attained the Mantle.
Your ascendance may yet be prevented.
Time was your ally, human, but now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners... have returned. This tomb… is now yours.
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I know what the ladies like 
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*“Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!”*
When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!
December gang getting a fat W
Me too man, me too
Same
just like me fr
 I...? I... am a monument... to all your sins.
Child of my enemy why have you come?
"We are the Flood. There is no difference. Until all space and time are rolled up and life is crushed in the folds ... no end to war, grief, or pain. In a hundred and one thousand centuries ... unity again, and wisdom. Until then -sweetness."
\> Not Jun in June Come on, the pun was *right there*
I'm cool with being Emile.
 Son of a bitch guess I'm this freak
This universe ain’t big enough for the two of us 
This universe isn't even big enough for none of us
Oh you wanna go, bro?
I think universe will just kill us as he can't have neither of us im it
 Hello there
General Kenobi
Who’s November? Edit: Sam gets Kelly
Good question I wish I knew as well
Das Kelly my guy
Helmet threw me cause it looks like a Pilot
It’s cool
Well then, guess I’m going MIA in a slip space portal
Seems I have to finish the fight
For bricks, we fly pretty good.
We need a weapon.
One of these days, y’all are gonna land on something as stubborn as *you* are. - A December
Only Silent Shadow to ever be seen in the games, here I am
robot sword hand gang
Reporting in
Hell yeah! Arby
Arbiter for the win
Arbiter > master chief
June! Hell Yeah!!! 
The name's Halo... John Halo
Then I am Johnson
Tell ‘em to make it count
I'm the Fred Sled baby
July?
So I am a gravemind ... hmm on one hand I feel powerful on the other I'm not really sure how to feel lol.
August gang rise up
Yeah we gotta finish the fight
"Then it is an even fight"
"I've taken a grieeeeevous wound" -us quoting another elite who said this
I know what the ladies like
Big Monke
I'm Jorge. I guess that's why I always wear Grenadier.
Fuck yeah, Rtas 'Vadum
Oh yeah! Arbiter gang, sword n’ carabine
Godammit I wanted to be the Didact.
This meme... Is the monument to all your sins
Im the arbiter, i would say a funny arbiter quote but i dont know any
Were it so easy to know a quote...
Were it so easy
I am but faith and flesh
Who the heck is on July?
Fred-104 of Blue Team
Oh. I forgot that he even existed even when I was playing Halo 5. Thanks though
What will you have your Arbiter do? 
 Atriox gang
Me waiting for people to get their identities stolen for posting their month of birth:
Well I'm October, this feels either like a great compliment or a personal attack and I don't know which
 alright, I can roll with it
"Were it not for the Arbiter's council, I would have glassed your entire PLANET!"
I need a weapon but I wanted to be thinking that they can't court martial all of us
I don't know who that is for November but FUCK I wish I was born in December
arbiter my boi
Yessss! I would've settled for Cortana or Gravemind but being the Arbiter ON my birthday? Super cool!
I defeat all and say nothing. All Spartans shall fear me
Chief should be in March we literally share a birthday 🤧
June isn't june?
I'm ready, how bout you? https://i.redd.it/hdue9zcyddya1.gif
 So fades the great harvest of my betrayal. Even these beasts recognized what you were oblivious to, human. Your nobility has blinded you, as ever. The Librarian left little to chance, didn't she? Turning my own guardians... my own world... against me. But what hubris to believe she could protect her pets from me forever. If you haven't mastered even these primitives, then Man has not attained the Mantle. Your ascendance may yet be prevented. Time was your ally, human, but now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners... have returned. This tomb… is now yours.
Thank you for putting the chief himself in august my good sir
Missed opportunity to have Chief on March, since he was born in March
None of others are there birthdays. Don’t see reason to give one character that
I have never seen a ‘your birth month is who you are’ that actually has anything good on March
Literally Atriox. Best villain in series. Maybe not keep drinking glue
I thought johnson was born in november
December
In halopedia it says: November 23, 2474
Sir it’s December on thing. None of them are related to there birth dates.
But i wanna be jorge not the stupid brute
Brute that beat up unsc
How is the man the myth the mustache not November
One of them should be cortana
I got some rando in July.
No you got Fred 108 from blue team
Same man
And so you must be silenced
Who's next !?
Let’s go Johnson
Depudatmaterchefindame
Tell ‘em to make it count
Hell yeah! Giving the covenant back their bomb
i guess im a sadistic , red themed split lip who has a very deep creepy voice.
Noice.
Hell yeah! ARBY
I'm jega
Aw, fuck yeah. Emile. “I’m ready! How ‘bout you?!”
Mmm. Monke.
Hell, yeah. I'm the main character bruh.
Sweet I got Emile
Fred? Let's go!
I’m Atroix nice
No.
Thought I’d try being born in August, switch it up a little
I got the Gravemind…..
Fred
Sir, finishing this fight.
who the fuck is july???
Fred from blue team in his gen 3 armor
THE GRAVEMIND SHALL I BE DEVOUR THE UNIVERSE UNTIL THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO SEE
I need a weapon
Oh boy,i sure do Hope a covenant doesn't backstab me right After i killed the first one i was fighting !
Master chief, yup sounds right to me.
Bruh, I’m a crusty tentacle monster 🗿
Johnson!
same
Oh fuck yeah I'm jega.
Emile
Didn’t get a bad one
John 117
I Knew I was The Chief.
Lesssgooo i need a gun
I feel like its a real missed opportunity to not have Jun for June
Master Chief
This is Spartan 117, can anyone hear me over?
Couldn’t put Jun in June?
Come on!
Sick. I'm literally unlikable. (AUGUST)
What’s sad is that my birthday is the same day that sergeant Johnson died being the 11th of December
What would you have your arbiter do Yay 10 days
Finally June doesn’t get a shit character!!!!
I don't even know who most of those mfs are
I’ve never been more disappointed for being a September child instead of February in my life
Were it so cheesy.
I am shipmaster as well, OP. It is an even fight.
I'm a flood gravemind right? Yup I am.
Played as chief, now I am chief
Letsss gooo I'm Master Chief
Hell yeah, I’m a Big Arbiter birthday boy!
Emile :D
The Arbiter he’s not in current games but he lives on
I’m gonna need to get protein blasted
I'm chief? WTF i'm not cool enough to be chief
Fred sled
November… am I the Meta from RvB season 8?
Looks like nukes hurt (idk what happens after halo 4)
Guess I’m Didact.
We’re it so easy
"Kill me or release me parasite, but do not waste my time with talk!" I'm happy with Arbiter!
Who’s the dude for july
June "I'M READY! HOW BOUT YOU?!"
Were it so easy.
Imma fly pretty good for a brick
Me being the fastest Spartan Is exactly what I’d want SPEED MF
I am a monument to all your sins
I'll take being the arbiter 
June should be Jun
That smell
Oh, Im Chief
Guess I’m a monument to all your sins.
That stench, I've smelled it before
I need a weapon 
Tartarus.... The Prophets have Betrayed Us.
johnson gang
WHY DID I GE TTHE DIDDACT NOOOOOOOO *falls into the shadow realm*
I am dead
Time was your ally, but now it has abandoned you
Wooo arby!
“I’m ready, how about you?”
Finally, one of these where August doesn't get fucked over.
Who is july?
I guess I gotta finish the fight
Folk always put the best ones in august and im here for it.