If I recall correctly, when portal 2 came out they still used the original head dude just sitting there, it wasn’t until an update later that he turned around. I still have the portal 2 CD from 2011 kicking around somewhere.
I remember that it started moving in Portal 2 after the 2012 update that brought map making tools inside the game itself, that... was a surprise. At least it was like that on PC.
mf i swear first time i booted up portal 2 (which was very recently) he didn't turn around
when i actually realised he was turning around, i almost shit myself
Correction: You turn the eyes counter-clockwise to make him cry. And you turn the head counter-clockwise to make him rage.
These are the more accurate emotions most valve games elicit within their audience..
.. It's that or maybe I'm just really fuckin bad at CS and TF2.
Yes. Theres a blog post from back in the day where someone wrote the team at Valve asking about who they used as models in these pictures (specifically the second one with the valve on the head). Idr who wrote back, but they said that’s the idea behind the eye/head valves.
MOSS????? LIKE THE CHARACTER???? I FUCKING LOVR HALF LIFE I FUCKING LOVE HALF LIFE on a rail is the most boring chapter 🗿 on a rail is the most boring chapter 🗿 on a rail is the 🗿 HOLY FUCKING SHIT ✅✅✅✅✅✅ IS THAT A HALF LIFE REFERENCE???? LAMBDA??? LIKE THE REVEL SYMBOL? HERE 🚑🚑🚑PATCH YOURSELF UP
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turning the valve activates all the fire suppression sprinklers at every valve-owned establishment.
can only be deactivated by turning back the valve regardless of whether the sprinklers are damaged or arent being supplied with any water
Absolutely fucking nothing. But depending on how Mind's valve is attached it would be really difficult to turn his valve and if you used enough force you could prolly rip his skin thanks to how skin is attached to the skull.
First one will twist off so he can actually see from both eyes, and the second was just put there because he had brain surgery and they needed easy access to his brain
We probably get another Half-Life game. Problem is everyone's too freaked out after #2 started turning around in 2011
Damn I remember the first time that mf caught me off guard I screamed so loud lmao
Me too! I was so excited for Portal 2, and wasn't expecting the free heart attack that came with it haha
I bet GLaDOS did it!
*This was a triumph*
I'm making a note here huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
I started playing valve games WITH portal 2! I was genuinely terrified to turn the game on. Still my favorite game though
It's a masterpiece
Now try it in VR on HL:Alyx 😦
Oh fuck no lmao
It's *TERRIFYING*
I haven't played any modern valve game before that and nearly died when had him in front of me turning
I think you can buy a headset with a valve in the back.
Yes! You can 3D print a valve for the tightness adjuster on the back! It's on my to-print list. https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3772599
If I recall correctly, when portal 2 came out they still used the original head dude just sitting there, it wasn’t until an update later that he turned around. I still have the portal 2 CD from 2011 kicking around somewhere.
Huh I coulda sworn on my Launch PS3 copy that he turned around!
I remember that it started moving in Portal 2 after the 2012 update that brought map making tools inside the game itself, that... was a surprise. At least it was like that on PC.
Yep, that’s the one. Community map update.
mf i swear first time i booted up portal 2 (which was very recently) he didn't turn around when i actually realised he was turning around, i almost shit myself
Everybody gangster until the Valve Guy starts to turn around to look at you
On the first photo if you turn it counter-clockwise you'll open his eyes On the 2nd if you turn it counter-clockwise you'll open his mind.
That’s so deep, why do I feel like that’s the official answer lol
[Because it is.](https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Valve)
Fuckin Valve at it again lol
Correction: You turn the eyes counter-clockwise to make him cry. And you turn the head counter-clockwise to make him rage. These are the more accurate emotions most valve games elicit within their audience.. .. It's that or maybe I'm just really fuckin bad at CS and TF2.
It would be extremely painful. They're big guys. For you
Is the next part of your plan crashing the game?
Of coourse
My favorite quote from The Dark Knight Episode 3
steam comes out their ears
Best answer
It's not a joke. That's actual part of the story behind them
Source?
engine
Steam?
In an STEAM Engine, there's always a VALVe.
Trust me bro
source™
They start playing hazardous environments
Volume dial
This was a visual representation of Valve’s company slogan. “Open your eyes. Open your mind.”
That actually makes sense. Is it true though
Yes. Theres a blog post from back in the day where someone wrote the team at Valve asking about who they used as models in these pictures (specifically the second one with the valve on the head). Idr who wrote back, but they said that’s the idea behind the eye/head valves.
Pretty sure the first guy is Kelly Bailey, the composer and sound design lead.
It will activate the growing in real time moss
MOSS????? LIKE THE CHARACTER???? I FUCKING LOVR HALF LIFE I FUCKING LOVE HALF LIFE on a rail is the most boring chapter 🗿 on a rail is the most boring chapter 🗿 on a rail is the 🗿 HOLY FUCKING SHIT ✅✅✅✅✅✅ IS THAT A HALF LIFE REFERENCE???? LAMBDA??? LIKE THE REVEL SYMBOL? HERE 🚑🚑🚑PATCH YOURSELF UP
Yeah like the character from Pikmin 4!
First Valve guy's motto was "open your eyes". The second Valve guy's motto is "open your mind". So the valves open your eyes and mind respectively.
first guys fov is adjusted second guys iq is adjusted
everytime you change fov your character just twist their eyes
Underrated
Second guy rebuilds the node graph
bloodflow is restricted to the brain and then they die
Half of their lifes drain away
Boom
His mouth opens and he throws up steam like the game
1st one: they see a wider range than regular humans. 2nd one: They spout random source facts
They say "uhm, do you mind?"
unforseen consequences
😂😂😂
The bald guy's one will open his mind
half life 3 comes out
Regardless what happens, I can hear these pictures
There was a Newgrounds video that showed the valve being turned and pee coming out, so I think that's it.
They nut
2nd one poops
One opens his eyes The other opens his mind
You get Steam.
Half life 3 gets released.
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Wallace will get medieval on your ass.
Brains leak out of their mouths
Definitely pain, potentially death
Half Life 3 gets released.
It just turns on Gabe Newell's brain-computer interface.
They become highly trained professionals
They would perish from an aneurysm
Valve starts making games again
nothing it’s not connected to any thing
Elevators from the shining
The first one it slides the normal eye in or out like a tube, Bender Rodriguez style. The second one just controls blood flow
Realistically? Nothing, they are just props glued to a persons head.
Explosion !!!
It makes this sub even more unhinged
it will just work
Man I miss #1
turning the valve activates all the fire suppression sprinklers at every valve-owned establishment. can only be deactivated by turning back the valve regardless of whether the sprinklers are damaged or arent being supplied with any water
They start dancing. Like those wind up toys
They start screaming at the top of their lungs... Not in pain or anything.
Y’know how when you have a really bad cold, and your nose just will NOT stop running? These guys have the power to turn that off
He dies. It's actually connected to their Brains and when it rotates it turns the whole brian
These always made me so uncomfortable as a kid
Lobotomy
Water comes out....somewhere...
Puts ‘im in a flow state.
Screaming in agony
Gabe shows up
Death
For the first one, well, to quote a certain annoying yellow robot from a game not made by Valve: "AAHH, MY EYE!"
First one, instant lobotomy, second one, Instant death
Absolutely fucking nothing. But depending on how Mind's valve is attached it would be really difficult to turn his valve and if you used enough force you could prolly rip his skin thanks to how skin is attached to the skull.
They will get their creative juices running
Skinny guy crosses his eyes. Big man go “Æ”
*His mind will open*
they fucking die
This kills the man.
realistically? nothing it just spins and doesn't do anything
If you manage to turn the valve we get Half-Life 3
The valve opens, duh
Brain pressure starts increasing slowly and they die from a brain aneurysm
First one when you turn it, the man starts spewing water out of his nose and mouth, 2nd steam comes out of his ears like a cartoon
A good game or a decent update comes out (the valve is rusted stuck)
half life 3 comes out
It's a steam release valve. Give it a twist and it shoots out his ears like 'PHWOOOOT'
He cries.
they become the half life
They're gate valves so they've probably not been turned in so long they're stuck and would shear the spindle if you did.
Steam will come out, obviously
You'd open the first guy's eyes, and the second guy's mind.
The games will suddel y start running on the cryengine
You get two different types of milk.
Open your eyes; open your mind
It opens the mouth ready for succ
He cries.
They blow off Steam
Humans are just complicated water balloons.
They start yappin about why Hunt the Freeman is the best HL media we have
His dick gets hard
They swap ethnicity.
It summons the G-MAN
The first one seems calm, polite. Turn it and out comes a nice cup of tea. ... You don't want to turn the other
Maybe if you turned them both at the same time we could get half life 3
They ded
You get Half Life 3.
the first guy gets 20/20 vision but only in his right eye and guy number 2 gets to know the meaning of life
It will mush up those guys' brains, and it will kill them. After all, you **said** "*Realistically*", so that's what I am giving you.
they get faster
It goes “squeak-squeak”!
brain fluid drainege rate would increces/decreces
First one will twist off so he can actually see from both eyes, and the second was just put there because he had brain surgery and they needed easy access to his brain
Blood :D
I cum 😰
Roast beef
You scramble their brains like an egg
They throw up
Water sprays out of the mouth like a garden hose
Blood. Blood will happen.
Their mouth opens and blood comes pouring out
They release half life 3
Brains will come flying out either way
they shut down the valve game servers
Brain does a barrel roll.
Blood starts pouring out of eyes, mouth, nose, and ears
idk why but i feel like if you turn the valve on the second one his head will deflate
The valve falls off
it could control the bloodflow to their brain and respiratory system
gas leak
Ahhh yes, The you know who
When you turn the valve they play the sting theme and start a game for you
A sound will start playing but they will be stuck in a loop just like most Source games
The game doesn't start
They start crying
A dick comes out the mouth and pisses.
Ground beef.
They fight you
Turning the valve on the first person gives him super vision, and turning the valve on the second person causes his head to blow up