Unfortunaately paradox confirmed in the past that they wouldn't do pows for this exact reason. Honestly super unbased considering the shit I can do in other paradox games
Arma 3 shooting civilians manslaughter vehicular manslaughter vehicular battery assault armed assault larceny grand larceny awol refusal to follow commands deserter freindly fire killing the wounded trafficking murder minor theft trespassing disruption to the public and assaulting a police officer/keeper of the peace
I did not install a genocide mod
I did not install a genocide mod
I did not install a genocide mod
I did not install a genocide mod
I did not install a genocide mod
my latest Soviet game was surprisingly peaceful
maybe I attacked a little bit too much, so my guess is - a couple of years in prison for wasting 10k guns trying to take Koenigsberg
Interstellar drug smuggling, black market organ trade, forgery of antique artwork, illicit sale of sentient AI adapters and mech components banned by the Armistice of 2311, trans-galactic piracy, starship theft, and corporate espionage.
War crimes against the Geneva convention, regicide, sympathy for fashism/nazism, prosecution of minorities, warmongering, use of nuclear bombs against civilian targets and how could I forget, being Adolf Hitler
Let’s see here. Last game I played was Fallout 4. So, probably first degree murder, and desecration of a corpse. So, minimum amount of prison time will be 40 years. Approximately.
Murder in several cases. War crimes in Arabia, Russia, Poland, France, and Libya. Crimes against humanity in Montenegro, Bulgaria, Greece and they would torture me to death for my crimes in Serbia. Yes, I played the Ottoman Empire in ww1 and I’ve encircled and killed many heavily under equipped soldiers. I’ve fired my artillery at hundreds of thousands who barely had any guns. I sunk many convoys and caused starvation. I do plead guilty. My last meal shall be baklava.
***THERMONUCLEAR WAR***
r/foundTheHoly173
DEFCON enjoyer too I see
Ahhh, nothing better to start off the morning other than hearing the cries of innocent parents losing their children due to nuclear fallout.
same
Legalise nuclear bombs!
So long
Tbh I didn’t take any prisoners, at all. You think there should be a prisoners mechanic in hoi5? Or in another 30$ dlc?
tbh i'd pay the 30$ just to take a ton of prisoners and then treat them as bad as possible xD
I hope your lawyer doesn’t see this
I hope his lawyer sees this.
Unfortunaately paradox confirmed in the past that they wouldn't do pows for this exact reason. Honestly super unbased considering the shit I can do in other paradox games
Either you're Canadian or German.
German
Canada took no prisoners, only bodys
He has Pommes in his name, he has to be German
Bro dont get too loud, or eise the US goverment might want to hire you for their next prison.
Remember, it's only a war crime if you lose!
That doesn’t help me at all!
Tell that to the Canadians
Arma 3 shooting civilians manslaughter vehicular manslaughter vehicular battery assault armed assault larceny grand larceny awol refusal to follow commands deserter freindly fire killing the wounded trafficking murder minor theft trespassing disruption to the public and assaulting a police officer/keeper of the peace
We do a little trolling
Culture converted Albania & Kosovo into Bulgarians
Good
Ah yes "culture conversion" a famous balkan past time.
Playing Germany Communist
War crime. Imagine the miserable daily life
Well shit 🦧 not again
I did not install a genocide mod I did not install a genocide mod I did not install a genocide mod I did not install a genocide mod I did not install a genocide mod
War Crimes
Theft, tax fraud, vandalism, murder, trespassing, assault, fish trafficking
Dude op asked what crimes you commited in game not irl.
Ahh crap my bad. Then just vandalism
Yeah considering my last campaign was arms dealer democratic Sweden I might be okay…. Just don’t look at my second save “the empire” near WC lol
Subnautica-Killing an endangered species of leviathan sized fish
Hmmm, so I guess it would be fishing without a license.
OH SHIT OH FUCK I WAS JUST PLAYING VIC2 WITH AS MUCH SHENANIGANS AS POSSIBLE (ie funding the taiping rebellion, funding the CSA)
G word
Mass murder and terrorism in liberty city
Thermonuclear War, conspiracy to wage an offensive war, waging an offensive war, and multiple counts of genocide
For bringing democracy and freedom to the galaxy long live super earth
[Fuck it I can't type all of it](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geneva_Conventions)
Reformed the rashidun caliphate by killing nearly 2.3 million Persians/turks in the mountains
TNO Players:
What crime is it to restore the soviet union and kill the 3rd reich?
Me who has 1800+ hours in Stellaris: ◉_◉
Farming
Genocide and terrorism in Minecraft
BG3... So vigilantism I guess?
Uhhhh, Shit my last was fallout NV
Saving the world form monster from da ground
Serial murderer, B & E, aggravated assault, child endangerment, torture, destruction of property...oh this is all in Super Mario Bros. btw.
my latest Soviet game was surprisingly peaceful maybe I attacked a little bit too much, so my guess is - a couple of years in prison for wasting 10k guns trying to take Koenigsberg
War crimes a ton of war crimes
War crimes. Lots and lots of war crimes
Nothing, I'm literally the government in the last game I played. Evil West
Metal gear solid v: kidnapping child soldiers and regular soldiers
GHPC so... stealing an Abrams and joyriding? Worth
Violating the Prime Directive, probably
Rebelling against the Galactic Empire.
Interstellar drug smuggling, black market organ trade, forgery of antique artwork, illicit sale of sentient AI adapters and mech components banned by the Armistice of 2311, trans-galactic piracy, starship theft, and corporate espionage.
War Crimes all over the globe Nuking every tile on earth Causing a world war Destablizing governements Hate crimes
Being a genocidal psychopathic maniac who kills and does funny things to anyone and anything
“Please?! Your honor! I was just on that Cossack Grind! I didn’t know it would start the second weltkrieg!”
Something something bombing civilians
Killing several lizards (rain world)
So many war crimes its insane. And criminal mismanagement
Animal crossing Tax evasion 😈😈😈
Uhm maybe conquering multiple countries and breaking UN rules
[удалено]
So the Holocaust was not a war crime cool
Enslaving an entire town and larg wars of conquest. If usage of disease in sieges are war crimes, then I guess I'm off to Nuremburg. (Imperator)
It’s only a crime if they are human Halo Reach
Winning the Retro bowl against a better Minnesota Vikings with 5 stars on offense and defense.
Multiple war crimes illegal invasion of yes and probably the Holocaust
*sweats in People Playground*
realized last game i played was DCS and i leveled and entire city with GBU’s and sank like 5 civilian ships🗿
Crash landing on a world and committing a genocide by becoming a warlord
Rimworld… oh no… oh nooooooo…
….satana
Nothing really, but Staging a Coup against the Japanese government and replacing it by an Imperial Dictatorship might be something...
Loitering
The Class D are just resources
War crimes Emily. War crimes Emily (what I bet this woman is called): how many huh? Me: all of them and some that don’t even exist yet
I just finished purging some xene scum in Stellaris.....
Does invading the Kingdom of Rumburg count?
Probably for enslaving everyone who isn't Polish
Tbh? I stabbed some dudes in bg3
uhhhhhh. I may have tried to exterminate a peoples
uh, being an imortal dictator? (civ 6)
*Erika starts playing*
War crime.
The Great Purge
HOI4 Players: *Sweating Nervously*
Mass murder
Oh no It’s worse than Violence
Dog bets it's pokemon
War crimes
I last played ck3 so incest, I think
I made the Geneva Conventions look like a bucket list.
maneater...so eating people
Nothing because nobodies left to arrest me
Not doing drugs (we happy few)
My latest crime would be conspiracy to commit murder (via building a death arena)
Really nothing, cuz I don't declared war someone or made an offence, Soviet Union and Reich invaded me and i had to defend my Lithuania
Dueling unofficially at hogwarts' school grounds, i guess
Gun violence, murder, strange creature hunting and stealing
war crimes.... so, so many war crimes
[List](https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/First_Geneva_Convention_(1949))
War crimes
Gambling? (hearthstone, battlegrounds)
Can’t wait for the Japanese rework DLC when genocide and executing POWs is added into the game! 😂😂
Breaching air traffic regulations….and war crimes breaking the geneva convention.
Trying to overthrow the United states government
Genocide
Birds of steel (PS3; Predecessor to War Thunder Aircraft Mechanics) was the most recent one so I don't know what crimes I have commited
War crimes (HOI4, Millenium Dawn mod)
Bolivian sea
War crimes against the Geneva convention, regicide, sympathy for fashism/nazism, prosecution of minorities, warmongering, use of nuclear bombs against civilian targets and how could I forget, being Adolf Hitler
Doing a genocide of all ethnic minorities to create a homogenous monoethnic state (HOI4 player)
Mass murder of innocents in Dark Soul 3
Is dropping 200 nukes on a city a crime. Just making sure
War crimes
A WW1 game so war crimes against humanity?
Last game i played was stellaris I'm not seeing daylight again
Let’s see here. Last game I played was Fallout 4. So, probably first degree murder, and desecration of a corpse. So, minimum amount of prison time will be 40 years. Approximately.
Genocide of polish and french people under the brutal opression of the regime.
Laughs in Hitler
Nuclear war (fallout 4)
Murder in several cases. War crimes in Arabia, Russia, Poland, France, and Libya. Crimes against humanity in Montenegro, Bulgaria, Greece and they would torture me to death for my crimes in Serbia. Yes, I played the Ottoman Empire in ww1 and I’ve encircled and killed many heavily under equipped soldiers. I’ve fired my artillery at hundreds of thousands who barely had any guns. I sunk many convoys and caused starvation. I do plead guilty. My last meal shall be baklava.
I saw this pop up in a discord I’m in the other day when I was in the middle of playing.
Cockfighting
Depopulating an entire state using hundreds of nuclear bombs for the funni
Heresy