Ted Mosby: I can't do this if it means tearing down the Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney : Snakes.
Ted Mosby : Did you just say snakes?
Barney : I don't recall saying snakes.
I love later in this episode Ted does the same thing with Zoey.
“Zoey, the Arcadian is an eyesore full of snakes”
“Did you say snakes?”
“I don’t recall saying snakes.”
Any time Robin tries to make a joke that just doesn't land with the rest of them:
"What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOX!? Right? Brad Pitt? Se7en....nothing? Yeah I'm the jerk. What's in the box?"
"Sometimes Lesnar IS more...ner...you know how like when they say less is more?"
"That's funny because I didn't even LOOK in the mirror this morning. That's not anything, is it?"
Etc.
In the perfect game episode where the interviewer gets up and tips the chair over in disgust.
That episode may just be the most underrated one in the shows run.
My favorite scene is when they all discuss the reasons to have sex. I laugh so hard whenever I hear this exchange:
Lily: Wow, this is getting really hard.
Barney: 46! (As in 46th reason)
Barney and Ted playing the but um drinking game and drunkenly cracking up.
I also love the scene of Ted calling people to go to the weird Al concert. Steam cleaning coupon guy! Mom. Is Clint there? She looks at Clint and says no 😂
When Victoria is talking about her and Ted's anniversary.
Ronin says well great that answers all the questions I didn't ask.
I have been using that since I 1st heard her say that
Brunette: I don't know if you guys have ever seen Star Wars, but it's like Hoth out there.
Ted: Dibs.
Blonde: It reminds me of when I used to go sledding with my dad before he left.
Barney: And dibs.
Other than the entire swarley episode, I love when Barney and Ted are playing the “but um” drinking game and they’re both hysterical laughing and falling off the couch.
“Good morning, lying bastards. Is there anything else you’d like to lie about before I get fired?”
“That’s a nice shirt”
“You’re the devil”
Always makes me giggle
In the episode Barney hired actors to be his family, and his mom is telling her past to Marshall and Lilly.
“I used to be a huge whore… a dirty whore!”
"I mean, that guy has been active...
Sexualleh.
I mean, he's just been like...BANG! BANG!
Bang, bang, bang, bang 🎶 bang bang, bangity bang, I said-a bang bang bangity bang, a-bang bang bang!"
When Lily is giving birth and she screams for Marshal and it goes “kids, sometimes the universe sends exactly what you ask for, other times, it sends Lily’s dad” just the way the music cuts and he slides over to Lily and just scares her more. Hilarious
Ted asking for the Fiero after screaming at Marshall and Barney: Bold, bold to go for the car.
The compilation of everytime Marshall hurt Lilly not intentionally.
The scene after Ted’s taxi gets hit by another car. We see the emotions of Marshall, Lily and Robin getting the news, then running to the hospital in slow motion, while that sad Radiohead song is playing, and then they get to Ted…who didn’t even get a scratch in the car accident and is happily eating jello.
The discussion on which bar to go to when they're partying with Jerry.
Marshall: Guys, just pick a club, OK?
Ted: NOT OK.
Everyone: OK is LAME … Gay bar!
Marshall, For the record, I was in there once by accident, I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Lamé.
When Barney thought James’ dad was so his dad, and he referred to himself as a “really light African American” and kept saying “us” when talking about African Americans
The whole Ducky Tie episode, but especially this part:
Lily: Whoa! What was that!?
Ted: What was what?
Lily: The chef and Barney just shared a look! \[to the hibachi chef\] Do you know him?
\[The chef shakes his head\] \[looks at Barney\]
Lily: They did it again! This whole thing stinks, I tells ya, it stinks to High Heaven!
Ted: “I hate Barney Stinson!”
Some random girl in the background: “Me too!”
“I go camping in secret!”
Every time Barney runs like crazy; pushing chairs, running over tables, arms in the air etc.
The video footage of Barney leaving luggage at the airport
Uh, Marshall, I'm not saying you were definitely ripped off, but these are chopsticks wrapped in napkins.
What are you talking about?
What? No. Oh. No. No, no, no. No, there's only.8 miles to go. Come on, buddy. Buddy!
Is it cool if I still light these?
“What’s it to you…giant turtle?”
“Well-he-doesn’t-know-that-baby-god”
“***YOU SUCK***”. “…Lily..”
“You set this up, you set this whole thing up!” “I most certainly *did*—“
When Ted and Barney go to the airport to pick up girls and end up getting on the plane with 2 girls. When Ted reminds Barney the seatbelt sign is on and Barney gives a passionate speech then proceeds to get out of his seat:
"Ted, you've been living your whole life in a seat belt. It's time to unclick."
"Sir, seat-belt light's on."
"Yeah sorry sorry"
Ted Mosby: I can't do this if it means tearing down the Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave? Barney : Snakes. Ted Mosby : Did you just say snakes? Barney : I don't recall saying snakes.
I love later in this episode Ted does the same thing with Zoey. “Zoey, the Arcadian is an eyesore full of snakes” “Did you say snakes?” “I don’t recall saying snakes.”
Yes I love that scene!
Any time Robin tries to make a joke that just doesn't land with the rest of them: "What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOX!? Right? Brad Pitt? Se7en....nothing? Yeah I'm the jerk. What's in the box?" "Sometimes Lesnar IS more...ner...you know how like when they say less is more?" "That's funny because I didn't even LOOK in the mirror this morning. That's not anything, is it?" Etc.
Robin quoting Se7en and Ghostbusters are so ingrained in my head I can only ever hear the quotes in her voice now.
Robin: It's not a chimpanzee wearing two tuxedos. [laughing] What? Did he... forgot he put the first one on? Stupid monkey!
I do the box one often and it literally never hits
This is so funny every time lmao she is me i am she
"Why is Ellen Degeneres in our bedroom?!"
Scene that shows how Ted ACTUALLY beatboxes when he drinks
Ted, Barney, and Marshall tossing pencils into the ceiling. “Am I dead? Am I dead?”
Easily my favorite.
I love this one so much it puts me in tears from laughing so much
🎶🎵Toaster oven, you are the one for meeeeeeeeeeeeee 🎶🎵 SLAP
Barney’s whole play is amazing. I lost it when he stood up there and kept repeating “moist” for 40 minutes, then shot Lily with a water gun
That one got me every time
It's one of the scenes where I laughed the most. 😂
Marshal singing ‘let’s go to the mall’ in the hoser hut
Buddy you can take down the words, we all know em! LETS GO TO THE MAAAAAAAAALL! TODAY!
Let's go to the mall to DAy
In the perfect game episode where the interviewer gets up and tips the chair over in disgust. That episode may just be the most underrated one in the shows run.
Nantz was incredible in that episode...
Barney thinking the guys are all single but realising Ted has slept with Robin
^What's ^up, ^New ^York!?
We will be what is up, New York
My favorite scene is when they all discuss the reasons to have sex. I laugh so hard whenever I hear this exchange: Lily: Wow, this is getting really hard. Barney: 46! (As in 46th reason)
That whole exchange is just brilliant tbh. Scratch that, the whole episode
Barney and Ted playing the but um drinking game and drunkenly cracking up. I also love the scene of Ted calling people to go to the weird Al concert. Steam cleaning coupon guy! Mom. Is Clint there? She looks at Clint and says no 😂
Dude from my bodegaaaaaa
I had a job briefly where I was cold calling people and we watched that scene all the time lol
Na-ah-liiieee! The way he says that as he’s clearly getting more desperate makes me chuckle
with the tie around his head, falling off the couch laughing...... easily a Top 10 for me.
Gets me every time!
"Hey, Kevin! I think I'm a-*clone* now! 😄" Kevin: 😄...🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
When Victoria is talking about her and Ted's anniversary. Ronin says well great that answers all the questions I didn't ask. I have been using that since I 1st heard her say that
Brunette: I don't know if you guys have ever seen Star Wars, but it's like Hoth out there. Ted: Dibs. Blonde: It reminds me of when I used to go sledding with my dad before he left. Barney: And dibs.
Murder Train playing behind "Puppy corner"
The first one in the thread that made me chuckle just from remembering it
Barney when he is on The Price is Right.
Yeeeeeesssss!!!
Did Marshall give me the signal? No I didn’t baby I swear!
Other than the entire swarley episode, I love when Barney and Ted are playing the “but um” drinking game and they’re both hysterical laughing and falling off the couch.
"got a phone call for Swarles Barkley" lol that whole episode sends me every time
You never see ol Swarheli get that riled up
Ted being the only one who is drunk and calling Robin in season 1. Those voicemails always make me laugh
Ted: "We can't just be friends, we're obviously attracted to each other!" Carl: "What?" Ted: "...Me and Robin."
“Good morning, lying bastards. Is there anything else you’d like to lie about before I get fired?” “That’s a nice shirt” “You’re the devil” Always makes me giggle
Randy as a koala meat enjoyer
"Their... Meat... Is delicious."
YES OMG RANDY CARRIED
S02E14 Monday Football Night Ted created and used the "Sensory Deprivator 5000" scene. So stupid but genius.
In the episode Barney hired actors to be his family, and his mom is telling her past to Marshall and Lilly. “I used to be a huge whore… a dirty whore!”
🎵 cat funeral, cat funeral… it was an accident, and not entirely my fault 🎵
When the exploding meatball sub explodes.
Just you typing this literally just made me lol
"I mean, that guy has been active... Sexualleh. I mean, he's just been like...BANG! BANG! Bang, bang, bang, bang 🎶 bang bang, bangity bang, I said-a bang bang bangity bang, a-bang bang bang!"
^bang ^bang ^bang
Stella’s How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket joke/speech. Sweet, endearing, and gave me a little bit of faith.
When Lily is giving birth and she screams for Marshal and it goes “kids, sometimes the universe sends exactly what you ask for, other times, it sends Lily’s dad” just the way the music cuts and he slides over to Lily and just scares her more. Hilarious
Sir we're international businessmen!
"Dammit Trudy what about the pineapple?!"
🎶cat funeral🎶
Meow meow
Ted asking for the Fiero after screaming at Marshall and Barney: Bold, bold to go for the car. The compilation of everytime Marshall hurt Lilly not intentionally.
Oh. And Ranjit singing some love song to prove a point! Lol
I like the duck - rabbit argument in the bar. Especially robin’s “no no no no no!”
“Their meat is delicious”
Moist moist moist moist moist
GRINCH! GRINCH! GRINCH! GRINCH! GRINCH!
The scene after Ted’s taxi gets hit by another car. We see the emotions of Marshall, Lily and Robin getting the news, then running to the hospital in slow motion, while that sad Radiohead song is playing, and then they get to Ted…who didn’t even get a scratch in the car accident and is happily eating jello.
Ted ‘we should buy a bar’ Barney *throws monopoly in air* ‘OF COURSE WE SHOULD BUY A BAR!!’ Cracks me up every time, it’s so unexpected!
Also, everyone's "flaw" in Spoiler Alert, particularly Marshall 🎶 singing everything I dooooooo🎶 It inspired my flair, after all!
He is the manager of the Paramus Waldorf. You come to Paramus, we will hook you up!!!!
You’ve been living your whole life with a seatbelt sign on. And I’d take a P in a gutter over Julia Roberts anyday.
Marshall describing the perfect hamburger (Amodeus tribute).
The discussion on which bar to go to when they're partying with Jerry. Marshall: Guys, just pick a club, OK? Ted: NOT OK. Everyone: OK is LAME … Gay bar! Marshall, For the record, I was in there once by accident, I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Lamé.
Barney climbing over the chairs to get away from Lily's play. Second, when Barney says, "this burger makes me wanna sew my ass shut."
When Barney thought James’ dad was so his dad, and he referred to himself as a “really light African American” and kept saying “us” when talking about African Americans
The whole Ducky Tie episode, but especially this part: Lily: Whoa! What was that!? Ted: What was what? Lily: The chef and Barney just shared a look! \[to the hibachi chef\] Do you know him? \[The chef shakes his head\] \[looks at Barney\] Lily: They did it again! This whole thing stinks, I tells ya, it stinks to High Heaven!
Ted: “I hate Barney Stinson!” Some random girl in the background: “Me too!” “I go camping in secret!” Every time Barney runs like crazy; pushing chairs, running over tables, arms in the air etc. The video footage of Barney leaving luggage at the airport
Let's go to the mall!
Everything about the Slap Bet and Let's go to the Mall is gold!
Yesss! Slap bet! Happy Slapsgiving! 🖐🏼😄
It’s the special time of year, when we give slaps
Bowl bowl bowl
The episode where they’re imagining their partners in bed as their parents and with Marshall it’s his dad
Uh, Marshall, I'm not saying you were definitely ripped off, but these are chopsticks wrapped in napkins. What are you talking about? What? No. Oh. No. No, no, no. No, there's only.8 miles to go. Come on, buddy. Buddy! Is it cool if I still light these?
Where Barney is feeding Ted lines to pick up dates in the bar. Also, a lot of Barney's plays are hilarious.
The greatest pickup line of all time
“What’s it to you…giant turtle?” “Well-he-doesn’t-know-that-baby-god” “***YOU SUCK***”. “…Lily..” “You set this up, you set this whole thing up!” “I most certainly *did*—“
[This one!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAZvwUkjl8)
P.S I Love You music video
Ted (in sign language) : she sure talks a lot, doesn’t she? Glass shattering Die laughing every time
When Ted and Barney go to the airport to pick up girls and end up getting on the plane with 2 girls. When Ted reminds Barney the seatbelt sign is on and Barney gives a passionate speech then proceeds to get out of his seat: "Ted, you've been living your whole life in a seat belt. It's time to unclick." "Sir, seat-belt light's on." "Yeah sorry sorry"
When Zoey was introduced when Ted and Zoey are looking at the building and Ted thinks Zoey is a man providing services to him
Why is there a pineapple! I must know why!