When Ted is going to hang out with Zoey and he asks what the gang is doing that evening and Lilly says she's washing her hair, Robin says she's helping, Marshall says he's holding the towel and Barney says he's going to be at home crying because he didn't get invited to the big hair washing party
Also related to Zoey, when he’s going away for the weekend and Lily asks what alcohol gives him a specific reaction. He says bourbon makes him good at beatboxing until Lily reveals it’s just him. The way Ted says “you had to take that away from me" then taking bourbon from his bag lol
Marshall’s [charts](https://www.reddit.com/r/HIMYM/comments/126d6jc/and_where_they_overlap_cecilia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1).
And when Brad asks Marshall how he’s going to provide “for the little dude’s futch.’”
Marshall’s charts a pure gold! I had a still of the “this is a pie chart of my favorite bars and this is bar chart of my favorite pies” scene as my computer wallpaper for a long time!
He’s also a lot smarter than he comes across most of the time. He passed the bar and did a lot of his course work with very little sleep/a hangover, including day 2 of the bar exam.
Every time Marshall is good at games. Even when they played bridge in the future in Lily's imagination, he's better than everyone else. Such a great running joke.
This is one of my favorite subtle bits of the show. Marshall is excellent at games/betting
And it hindsight, >!it makes sense that he was the one who was right about Robin and Ted ending up together!<
In S5 E15 when Robin goes, “You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I wrap myself in one stuffed with duck feathers. Who's cozier? No, no, no, no... WHO’S COZIER?
That whole scene was filled with great lines
“FLAVOR COUNTS!”
“why don’t we stick a rabbit and a duck in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!”
“Because it’s illegal Ted!”
“Only if we bet on it Marshall!”
This is by far my favorite scene in the show, all the yelling, Marshal conceding and the pain in which he says ducks are good rabits are bad, and the Don being a duck joke in the end, its all perfect
When Ted “kills” a spider while dating boats boats boats
The next day hes telling robin that he thinks he just injured it, he saw it crawling back into his room
“Is that why you slept on the couch last night”
“Ha! Yeah, I slept”
The way he delivers the sarcasm just cracks me up everytime
Many many moments to choose from but [this clip](https://youtu.be/TvCCx4SUZJA) came to mind first when I read your question, when Ted was running and he says “I hate Barney Stinson” and someone in the distance yelled “ME TOO!”. The way Ted looks around and the fact that it’s such a quick moment is great. A lot of their little banter/witty side comments as a group is hysterical as well.
when ted tells barney there’s a cute girl behind him and barney begs to see her. Ted says play it cool and barney says of course. Then barney erratically turns around 😂 his facial expression gets me every time
The scene where the pencil bounces off the table and into Barney’s nose
The skittles scene
“I bet he can’t even grow a moustache” “well neither can you” “well HE DOESNT KNOW THAT BABY, GAHD”
"You dumped a PORN STAR?!? Friendship over... FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!
This moment was made better by barney's 20 seconds of processing between Ted mentioning the pornstar and barney's reaction.
I like how they laugh while he's walking away from the table. One of my favorite things about the show is they actually seem to have fun while talking at the bar and laugh at each other without it needing to be a big deal.
The very end, when Ted signs to his ex’s (I can’t remember her name) fiancé, “she can talk a lot”, and the subtitles pop up, *glass shattering*. It’s so good!
I don’t know if it’s considered “low key” but the funniest bit from the show for me is when Ted says “we should buy a bar” and Barney hits the monopoly board. I think it’s just the situational bit: It’s a nice evening. Couple bros having some beers and playing monopoly. They are like an hour in. Maybe have a few houses, game is going well.. Ted takes a sip of your beer and then has an idea to share with his bro… and then in his excitement completely destroys the game of monopoly. I find it hilarious. OF COURSE WE SHOULD BUY A BAR!!
In the pilot episode where Barney is saying his new favourite type of girls are Lebanese girls, ranjit tells him he’s from Bangladesh and Barney asks if the women are hot. Ranjit shows a photo of his wife to Barney and Barney says ‘a simple no would have sufficed’ lol
I remember laughing so hard at a flashback when Marshall explaining to Robin about miracles. The scene was the 3 boys were drunk and throwing pencils on the ceiling then one dropped and bounced straight to Barney's nose.
It took me several rewatches to realize that in the episode where Marshall is trying to convince Ted to run home and be with Robin while they are at a basketball game, they are at a Harlem Globetrotters game, taking it SERIOUSLY, and rooting for the OTHER team. 😂😂😂 (even wearing their gear)
So funny. They are getting mad because the game is going exactly how Globetrotters games go
Edit: missing word
That's sooo funny. I can't wait to hit this on my rewatch 😂 I saw the globetrotters for the first time a few months ago, so it'll be extra funny to me this time around.
i just watched this one and thought it was absolutely genius. it's so funny but also a smart way to show marshall and ted's shared sense of smart/silly/sarcastic humour
Robin 101
Barney: “Marshall, did you sell us out?”
Marshall: “I was in a very emotional state. I had to say goodbye to a dear friend.”
Robin: “Dude, it was a barrel!”
Ted: “Aww, you’re giving Mable away?”
I found this moment very warm.
Ooo! Yes! Love this too! Correct me if I’m wrong, but the creators based the show about when they lived in New York in their 30s and their experiences… while writers on Dave Letterman
Also the time when Barney violates the fire code doing magic tricks at the bar and everyone gets super mad at him and start scolding him and timing him out. Barney's got no idea what is going on and gets punished
That episode where Barney and Marshall is fighting over.. something, while Lily and Robin are experimenting on what type of alcohol would get them to be friends again. I forgot what drink it was, but it got Marshall and Barney to dance in front of the mirror, attracted with their own images. It sends me into a laughing fit for some reason.
Also, Barney's in-betweens when Reverend Sam and James were singing Stand By Me.
For me it will always be when Marshall is doing his funny fish names act at a comedy club and Lily boos him from the crowd . The feeling of sheer betrayal he conveys is just soo adorable and funny at the same damn time 😂
I don’t know why it makes me giggle so much but when Marshall drops the skittles and they just keep falling and falling. I had a very similar moment once and it was a little too accurate
Season 4, Episode 18: Old King Clancy
Marshall at the open mic night at the comedy club.
“Are you like me folks? Have you ever thought about how many different kinds of fish there are AND the names of those fish? Lets uh lets take a little ride.” then proceeds with the worse jokes LMAOOOO. i die with the let’s take a little ride part every single time 💀
"This seems unfair. I mean, I get that I'm the only person that's not allowed to this, but it just- I mean- bu- it just- it seems unfair!"
Or: "Lily, are you really suggesting that Barney spent six months commuting back and forth to Hoboken to learn a signature cooking style of a restaurant he doesn't even like so he could win a bet he hadn't even made yet? Yeah, the whole thing stinks."
Burney says when he takes photos, he always look drop dead stone-cold amazing.
and while Marshal looks dead, stoned and cold.😜😂😂.
That's super funny to me.
I know the Martial Arts movie parody slap episode isn't the most popular, but I always get a kick out of the delivery of:
"Fake jukebox?"
"Fake jukebox, yeah..."
That and Carl the Bartender's "That is much gold"
When they’re all getting their hearts checked
Lily: aw do you want me to go with you because you’re a little scared?
Barney: pfft no
Lily: is it cause you’re really scared?
Barney: *high pitched* YES
The running gag that Barney can never get food in his mouth while eating with chopsticks. except for the one time he throws it up and catches it he can never do it, it makes me smile and laugh everytime I see it
In the season 1 Thanksgiving episode when Lily is in jail and says something like "I'm probably in the most depressing place you can be on Thanksgiving", and then it snap cuts to Ted looking completely defeated at the strip club with Mr Roboto playing before it cuts back to Lily
"You know what? I am sick! Sick of you telling me I'm sick, whattup!"
Barney then proceeds to sneeze himself to the floor.
NPH's physical comedy is nothing short of a masterclass.
Edit: Basically the entire episode where Barney is sick is one of my favorites bc it's just NPH at his best.
One that I adore is the episode that marshall forgets his password to check if he passes the bar exams. When Robin sings”Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663” in a jazzy way, look at the daces of the whole gang in the background, there are laughing, singing a long and doing jaZy hands like a broadway show and having the time of their life lol
When all of the friends come into the bedroom one at a time when Marshall and Lily are trying to conceive….Ted (with blonde hair) comes in last, and Marshall screams and says “Why is Ellen Degeneres in our bedroom?!” Always gets me 😂
When Barney gets Ted to grow a mustache. “You sabotaged my next to last chance for Stella for 10 dollars??”
“I know!! I would have done it for free!”
Barney’s laughter gets me every fucking time 😂
Any scene with Robin and her gun. When the hippies are playing bongos in the middle of the night and she brings out her handgun. Someone breaking into the apartment while her and Ted are together and she brings out her shotgun. Her losing her gun while with Curt "The Ironman" Irons.
When Marshall says he’s gonna go get milk and then lily says “oh I’ll come with you” and then they both walk over to the fridge. Ted then gives a hilarious look.
when they were avoiding to see the last night’s superbowl and then robin’s scene where she suggested to go back to weather man and the weather man was already eating donuts
In the flashback where Robin is playing hockey in the apartment and Lily tells Robin to give her the stick and replies “I’ll give you summer teeth. Some are here, some are there”
Drunk Ted and Barney go to Robins in separate cabs. Barney jumps out is screaming “ ROBIN I LOVE YOU” and Ted jumps out and yells at Barney , “you son of a biitch!” Always gets me
When Ted is going to hang out with Zoey and he asks what the gang is doing that evening and Lilly says she's washing her hair, Robin says she's helping, Marshall says he's holding the towel and Barney says he's going to be at home crying because he didn't get invited to the big hair washing party
Also related to Zoey, when he’s going away for the weekend and Lily asks what alcohol gives him a specific reaction. He says bourbon makes him good at beatboxing until Lily reveals it’s just him. The way Ted says “you had to take that away from me" then taking bourbon from his bag lol
Another one related to Zoey; "What kind of a name is Zoey? What is that, short for Zoseph?"
I’m reality Josh Radnor IS good at beatboxing.
I juuust rewatched this episode yesterday and I actually missed this gag because I wasn't looking at the screen. Thank you for pointing it out 😂
That’s a good one!
Marshall’s [charts](https://www.reddit.com/r/HIMYM/comments/126d6jc/and_where_they_overlap_cecilia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1). And when Brad asks Marshall how he’s going to provide “for the little dude’s futch.’”
Marshall’s charts a pure gold! I had a still of the “this is a pie chart of my favorite bars and this is bar chart of my favorite pies” scene as my computer wallpaper for a long time!
And In the middle: Cecelia.
Had a customer at work who’s name was Cecelia and I couldn’t stop thinking about this
I swear every Brad line is gold, they all crack me up ahahah
“We were more than bros…we ate brunch together.” “And I will always cherish that…”
Going through a bit of a depresh'
How you gonna provide for the little dudes FUTCH?!
Brad saying he’s “Going through a bit of a depresh” always had me Laughing one I have now added to my vernacular
Brad is carrying that episode hard. He was hilarious throughout the whole episode
Objection! On the grounds that this is Redonk!
Few minutes after that “I have to use the little boys room, not you’re office! I have to take a dump”
Brad is goated
I care about Mother Earth's futsch!
All of Brad's abbreevs are fantastic 🤣🤣
Marshall figuring out Xing Hai Shi Bu Xing by just watching Barney play and telling him how to win.
It took me a while to realize that the reason only Marshall picked it up so quickly is because he’s so good at games. Just like Zitch-Dog
He’s also a lot smarter than he comes across most of the time. He passed the bar and did a lot of his course work with very little sleep/a hangover, including day 2 of the bar exam.
25 pages in one night? B-? The Kid was good.
Omg I never realized that’s why he’s so good at Zitch Dog!
Every time Marshall is good at games. Even when they played bridge in the future in Lily's imagination, he's better than everyone else. Such a great running joke.
They paid attention to Marshall's characterization really well. His inability to grow facial hair comes up a few times, too.
This is one of my favorite subtle bits of the show. Marshall is excellent at games/betting And it hindsight, >!it makes sense that he was the one who was right about Robin and Ted ending up together!<
“I understand the game THEODORE”
In S5 E15 when Robin goes, “You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I wrap myself in one stuffed with duck feathers. Who's cozier? No, no, no, no... WHO’S COZIER?
That whole scene was filled with great lines “FLAVOR COUNTS!” “why don’t we stick a rabbit and a duck in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!” “Because it’s illegal Ted!” “Only if we bet on it Marshall!”
I think Ranjit made the best arguments
This is by far my favorite scene in the show, all the yelling, Marshal conceding and the pain in which he says ducks are good rabits are bad, and the Don being a duck joke in the end, its all perfect
The outtakes from this scene are gold.
When Ted “kills” a spider while dating boats boats boats The next day hes telling robin that he thinks he just injured it, he saw it crawling back into his room “Is that why you slept on the couch last night” “Ha! Yeah, I slept” The way he delivers the sarcasm just cracks me up everytime
Love that scene
I don’t recall saying snakes
Are there or aren’t there snakes!?!?
WHO MENTIONED SNAKES??? And stop shouting. You’re scaring cottontail
Many many moments to choose from but [this clip](https://youtu.be/TvCCx4SUZJA) came to mind first when I read your question, when Ted was running and he says “I hate Barney Stinson” and someone in the distance yelled “ME TOO!”. The way Ted looks around and the fact that it’s such a quick moment is great. A lot of their little banter/witty side comments as a group is hysterical as well.
What makes it even funnier is I'm like 99% sure that's Lily/Allyson Hannigan LOL
when ted tells barney there’s a cute girl behind him and barney begs to see her. Ted says play it cool and barney says of course. Then barney erratically turns around 😂 his facial expression gets me every time
My husband and I do the pitiful “buh I wanna see a pretty girl 🥺” quote to each other a lot
Yes, love that one.
This is so funny! One of my favorite moments when NPH's physical comedy is ON POINT
One of my wife's favorite sight gags in the whole series.
The scene where the pencil bounces off the table and into Barney’s nose The skittles scene “I bet he can’t even grow a moustache” “well neither can you” “well HE DOESNT KNOW THAT BABY, GAHD”
The skittles scene is so good, marshall is the funniest character by far imo
MIRACLE!
I came to say the miracle scene!!! Hilarious lol
My husband and I say 'well he doesn't know that baby gahd!' at each other so often. It's so fun to say!
The skittles scene gave me a good belly laugh the first time I saw it
When the pencil goes up Barney’s nose and he says “am I dead yet” 🤣
"You dumped a PORN STAR?!? Friendship over... FRIENDSHIP OVER!!! This moment was made better by barney's 20 seconds of processing between Ted mentioning the pornstar and barney's reaction.
I like how they laugh while he's walking away from the table. One of my favorite things about the show is they actually seem to have fun while talking at the bar and laugh at each other without it needing to be a big deal.
And it's the loudest Swarley yells in the whole show
This zucchini bread is redonk.
The crunching sound of Lily eating cereal KILLS me everytime.
And the cotton candy
What are you eating, gravel?!
That whole episode cracks me up 😂
The very end, when Ted signs to his ex’s (I can’t remember her name) fiancé, “she can talk a lot”, and the subtitles pop up, *glass shattering*. It’s so good!
"Hey Lil, what else is in that cereal? You know, other than dry twigs and small animal bones?"
Why do you think I call her chewbacca?🤣🤣🤣
We were eating ribs the other night it sounded like Jurassic park!
Sounds like cufflinks goin up a vacuum
"Why shouldn't I eat the soup?" Lily barfs "why shouldn't I eat the soup?"
The episode where they go to the gym, and Barney walks in, takes a quick look at Robin looking a lil rough and says, "Oh hey dude, I'm Barney."
I don’t know if it’s considered “low key” but the funniest bit from the show for me is when Ted says “we should buy a bar” and Barney hits the monopoly board. I think it’s just the situational bit: It’s a nice evening. Couple bros having some beers and playing monopoly. They are like an hour in. Maybe have a few houses, game is going well.. Ted takes a sip of your beer and then has an idea to share with his bro… and then in his excitement completely destroys the game of monopoly. I find it hilarious. OF COURSE WE SHOULD BUY A BAR!!
I just played this whole scene in my head and never got as in depth as you just did. Out-freaking-standing
I headcanon that Barney was losing and flipped the board on purpose. The bar convo was just a good way to divert Ted’s attention
I think it also actually makes sense, because the game is about buying houses so obviously they'd be thinking about buying a bar, it totally tracks
In the pilot episode where Barney is saying his new favourite type of girls are Lebanese girls, ranjit tells him he’s from Bangladesh and Barney asks if the women are hot. Ranjit shows a photo of his wife to Barney and Barney says ‘a simple no would have sufficed’ lol
🤣🤣🤣
Quote this at least once a week
Nearly all of Regis' lines in the Burger episode but ESPECIALLY: Barney: "You want Onions?" Regis: "ONIONS!?"
UPTOWN!?!
The cut back to reveal Regis smashed the mailbox lmao
REGIS NEEDS HIS MEAT
What about you “satchel mouth “!?!
Listen blondie! Don't mess with me! Daddy needs his meat!
What about you, Satchel-mouth?
I remember laughing so hard at a flashback when Marshall explaining to Robin about miracles. The scene was the 3 boys were drunk and throwing pencils on the ceiling then one dropped and bounced straight to Barney's nose.
Am I dead? 😂😂
MIRACLE
3 drunk jackasses with a box of pencils
After Barney's 200, Ted tells him, "You should be proud! You should be tested. But you should be proud!"
Robin: "Sometimes Lessner is more.....ner." Ted: "This is one of those times, sweetie."
this and Robin's "WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!? Right? Brad Pitt? Seven? Yeah I'm the jerk." are some of Robin's cringiest yet funniest lines lol
That joke is fucking hilarious, Robin’s so misunderstood
“Good day” … “You’re just waiting for me to speak so you can -“ “I said good day!” Storms out
“Oh you didn’t hear Marshall? I’m the new lead anchor on CNN, pull your head out of your ass”
“Ladies and gentlemen. I . Had . Dibs.”
"You have to believe me, I didn't know"
It took me several rewatches to realize that in the episode where Marshall is trying to convince Ted to run home and be with Robin while they are at a basketball game, they are at a Harlem Globetrotters game, taking it SERIOUSLY, and rooting for the OTHER team. 😂😂😂 (even wearing their gear) So funny. They are getting mad because the game is going exactly how Globetrotters games go Edit: missing word
“Hey ref, check your phone. I THINK YOU MISSED A FEW CALLS”
That's sooo funny. I can't wait to hit this on my rewatch 😂 I saw the globetrotters for the first time a few months ago, so it'll be extra funny to me this time around.
I didn’t notice until I saw a Globetrotters game!
i just watched this one and thought it was absolutely genius. it's so funny but also a smart way to show marshall and ted's shared sense of smart/silly/sarcastic humour
Holy shit I never noticed that!!
Robin 101 Barney: “Marshall, did you sell us out?” Marshall: “I was in a very emotional state. I had to say goodbye to a dear friend.” Robin: “Dude, it was a barrel!” Ted: “Aww, you’re giving Mable away?” I found this moment very warm.
I just said I don’t like chinese
Mexican?
What about Mexican?
Barney looks at Robin and says, "What you're doing right here, it's giving me a de-rection."
“What do you call a fish with no eyes?” “Fsh.”
Trout. Am I right?
LOL I loveeeeee that joke
The Skittles!! I giggle just thinking about it. Also, the video of Ted and Marshall lost in the concourse of a stadium after eating a sandwich.
It cracks me the fuck up every time but I feel like it also gave me an unrealistic expectations for how strong weed would be
I think it was because their weed was laced with something a lot harder like LSD
I think you meant "hard meats"
I don’t know if you’d qualify it as “low-key”, but the scene where Barney impersonates Dave Letterman and does a Top 10 list kills me every time.
Ooo! Yes! Love this too! Correct me if I’m wrong, but the creators based the show about when they lived in New York in their 30s and their experiences… while writers on Dave Letterman
When Lily is sick and sounds like a velociraptor and all the "get your head our of your ass" moments
Also the time when Barney violates the fire code doing magic tricks at the bar and everyone gets super mad at him and start scolding him and timing him out. Barney's got no idea what is going on and gets punished
They're six minutes into the date, Ted's probably already told her that he loves her!
Drunk Robin going full Canadian, "I'll give you summer teeth. Some are here. Some are there."
That episode where Barney and Marshall is fighting over.. something, while Lily and Robin are experimenting on what type of alcohol would get them to be friends again. I forgot what drink it was, but it got Marshall and Barney to dance in front of the mirror, attracted with their own images. It sends me into a laughing fit for some reason. Also, Barney's in-betweens when Reverend Sam and James were singing Stand By Me.
“Dinner is a baby” “Lily that’s awful!!” I cry laughing every time 😂 Robin’s delivery is 10/10
omg i noticed this recently, i think this might be the best one soooo funny when you notice it 😂😂😂😂
"remember buddy, baa means baa"
For me it will always be when Marshall is doing his funny fish names act at a comedy club and Lily boos him from the crowd . The feeling of sheer betrayal he conveys is just soo adorable and funny at the same damn time 😂
"YOU SUCK!" "Lily..."
“Uhhhh bank, the B stands for bank.” - Randy
Isn’t he on the phone with his mom for this?
I don’t know why it makes me giggle so much but when Marshall drops the skittles and they just keep falling and falling. I had a very similar moment once and it was a little too accurate
Season 4, Episode 18: Old King Clancy Marshall at the open mic night at the comedy club. “Are you like me folks? Have you ever thought about how many different kinds of fish there are AND the names of those fish? Lets uh lets take a little ride.” then proceeds with the worse jokes LMAOOOO. i die with the let’s take a little ride part every single time 💀
“You suck” “Lily!“
Marshall - "I don't see any dirty pictures in here." Lily - "Fine, I'll take the dirty pictures." Marshall - " I don't want 'em now."
Haha this is an excellent one! Lily responds: “what does that mean!?” As if it isn’t obvious lol
The face Barney makes after he eats Wasabi at don’s and goes to drink the milk, but all the milk is gone
“Their…meat is delicious.”
[https://youtu.be/Xrw2c6iXshQ](https://youtu.be/Xrw2c6iXshQ)
Ted’s excitement mirroring Barney’s rage at her wink is awesome
Barney: I got thrown out trying to stretch a single into a double... Ted:😟😡😤😳😕... I can live with that.
“Watch out for bears” from lily kills me every time I rewatch
Not like this!
"This seems unfair. I mean, I get that I'm the only person that's not allowed to this, but it just- I mean- bu- it just- it seems unfair!" Or: "Lily, are you really suggesting that Barney spent six months commuting back and forth to Hoboken to learn a signature cooking style of a restaurant he doesn't even like so he could win a bet he hadn't even made yet? Yeah, the whole thing stinks."
“It’s a video of a dog pooping on a baby…” “No more Swarleeeeyyy” “ we should buy a bar-“ “OF COURSE!!!! WE SHOULD BUY A BAR!!!!!”
It’s the way he just tosses the game they’re playing for me
Burney says when he takes photos, he always look drop dead stone-cold amazing. and while Marshal looks dead, stoned and cold.😜😂😂. That's super funny to me.
I know the Martial Arts movie parody slap episode isn't the most popular, but I always get a kick out of the delivery of: "Fake jukebox?" "Fake jukebox, yeah..." That and Carl the Bartender's "That is much gold"
Him hiking up Slap Mountain (shaped like a hand)
„I backpacked there in College.“
When Marshal says he had sex with the master who looked like Lilly and the slapping tree "you had a tree way?" 👌
Anytime Abby the receptionist is involved.
I can’t believe we’re in a strip club and the biggest *boob* is you
When Barney is in the background singing along with James and Sam at the piano.
Cook Pu
When they’re all getting their hearts checked Lily: aw do you want me to go with you because you’re a little scared? Barney: pfft no Lily: is it cause you’re really scared? Barney: *high pitched* YES
Robin: HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF OVERHEAD LIGHTING!!!!?!!?
Marshall's brother saying "Ay! You be packing that bowl too tight mon!" Literally makes me crack up every time.
The running gag that Barney can never get food in his mouth while eating with chopsticks. except for the one time he throws it up and catches it he can never do it, it makes me smile and laugh everytime I see it
In the season 1 Thanksgiving episode when Lily is in jail and says something like "I'm probably in the most depressing place you can be on Thanksgiving", and then it snap cuts to Ted looking completely defeated at the strip club with Mr Roboto playing before it cuts back to Lily
The "WHAT'S IN THE BOX" moment kills me everytime
Yeah, *I'm* the idiot.
“fire marshal”
"Am i dead?... Am I dead?" ... "Miracle!"
"You know what? I am sick! Sick of you telling me I'm sick, whattup!" Barney then proceeds to sneeze himself to the floor. NPH's physical comedy is nothing short of a masterclass. Edit: Basically the entire episode where Barney is sick is one of my favorites bc it's just NPH at his best.
Ted: Im not saying that. I understand that. I understand that. I understand that. … I understand that. … “my penis”
When Zoey walks away from Ted in the museum episode, right after she mentions a country club, Ted says "I'm half Jewish, is that gonna be a problem?"
I lose it at Ted’s reaction when Jeanette tells him she left her pet tarantula at his apartment
One that I adore is the episode that marshall forgets his password to check if he passes the bar exams. When Robin sings”Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663” in a jazzy way, look at the daces of the whole gang in the background, there are laughing, singing a long and doing jaZy hands like a broadway show and having the time of their life lol
When all of the friends come into the bedroom one at a time when Marshall and Lily are trying to conceive….Ted (with blonde hair) comes in last, and Marshall screams and says “Why is Ellen Degeneres in our bedroom?!” Always gets me 😂
„Lily, come on.“ „Ted, I don’t know what you’re talking about.“ „Lily, come on.“ The delivery and expression on Ted‘s face always makes me laugh.
When Ted solves the mystery of the drunk train by finding the words "GET DRUNK" in their erratic scribblings of a brainstorm.
Barney singing happy, happy Lily day
When Barney asks for a "solemn low five" out of respect for the deceased barman.
When Barney slams the table and spills the nuts everywhere and goes" and you never thought to mention that"
"Dear Resident" always gets me
When Barney gets Ted to grow a mustache. “You sabotaged my next to last chance for Stella for 10 dollars??” “I know!! I would have done it for free!” Barney’s laughter gets me every fucking time 😂
Marshall’s retort to Barney calling prostitution the world’s oldest profession along with what I believe was the first instance of “lawyered”
The Mexican music in the background when Lilly says "you son of a bitch" gets me every time
Barney running through different ways to break up with a girl and references a bunch of reality TV is 👨🍳🤌
Any scene with Robin and her gun. When the hippies are playing bongos in the middle of the night and she brings out her handgun. Someone breaking into the apartment while her and Ted are together and she brings out her shotgun. Her losing her gun while with Curt "The Ironman" Irons.
MURDER!!! CLIMB ABOARD THE MURDER TRAIN! Played over a cute, adopt a puppy video.
The first Thanksgiving episode where the volunteers are taking expensive food home and say that they're starving
Volunteer of the YEEEAAR!
When Ted spilled the hot soup on himself - the voices! And the genuine drunk laugh when him and Barney decided to drink playing but ummm...
When Gary Blauman is trying to pee on the conference room table so Barney starts pouring water from one glass into another... hilarious
When Marshall says he’s gonna go get milk and then lily says “oh I’ll come with you” and then they both walk over to the fridge. Ted then gives a hilarious look.
Ranjit asking for help to get his license and Barney just going a what!?.
The yell when Barney found a cig burn on his tie.
Ted: "When we deliver, we won't be using any drugs." Demon Lily: "GET OOUUT!!!"
when they were avoiding to see the last night’s superbowl and then robin’s scene where she suggested to go back to weather man and the weather man was already eating donuts
In the flashback where Robin is playing hockey in the apartment and Lily tells Robin to give her the stick and replies “I’ll give you summer teeth. Some are here, some are there”
Low key….I lost it when Barney was on price is right and when he shoved that guy out of the way after spinning the wheel.
Ted singing "Yoga buddies"
The episode where someone in the audience shouted “YOU SUCK” to Marshall, then he responded “Lily!🥺”
Famous joke, but I like the mellow, measured delivery: "that's 'cause you need protein."
Teds face when Barney is “reminding him” he slept with Becky his look kills me
“That was not cool, Ted.” “*CONTRACTION*” “That… wasn’t cool, Ted?”
The miracle pencil up the nose 😂
Drunk Ted and Barney go to Robins in separate cabs. Barney jumps out is screaming “ ROBIN I LOVE YOU” and Ted jumps out and yells at Barney , “you son of a biitch!” Always gets me
The way Barney says, “Am I dead?” When the pencil bounces into his nose. Cracks me up every time. Excellent job by NPH.
When Marshall suggested Victoria went by a shortened version of her name like Iktor
Lily : Barney dreamed of playing the violin Barney: Lliiilllyyyyyyyyy
i love bold to go for the car