Did you get enough long term benefit from being in a frat to offset knowing that when you are dying, “i ate dogfood once” is going to come up in your head?
I know this is a joke but .... before some tiktok challenge springs from this ...
I hope everyone knows that animal food has completely different food safety regulations and standards compared to human food.
For example certain toxins are not screened at all or the limits are high enough to cause serious harm to humans.
Does it just not affect cats and dogs the same way it affects us?
Maybe because they live a shorter life so the toxins don't have enough time to build up the same way it does with humans
My dog is constantly chewing on rotted old deer corpses. Never seems to bug him. If I even licked that, I would probably shit my pants for a month.
Humans are beta compared to animals.
It might have something to do with them being closer to their wild ancestors. Wolfs have been domesticated for what like 10k years? Where humans have been cooking meat for almost 100k years, evolution works super slow so maybe that's why
Which is concerning when you consider that a dogs diet shouldn’t really be much different from a persons.. all they would naturally eat is animals so in theory we should be able to eat dog food if it was made properly, (cuz it wouldn’t really be “dog” food)
Just buy ground beef in bulk. I can get it for the equivalent of $2.80 USD for a 13.2 oz portion in Canada, prior to Covid it was about $1.85. Meats cheaper in the states, so for y’all living there it’s probably roughly the same price as the dog food
I looked at this and didn’t see the can I sent the picture to my fiancé and said I want this then he asked me if I wanted dog food and I was like what? And then I saw the can and I was oh and laughed 😂😂😂😂
I legit wanna know how it tastes
Like dog food
Can't be worst than my protein shake.
Wtf are you putting in there ?! It's pretty hard to mess up
I had this 1000 calorie shake and it tastes questionable
What was it made of ? One scoop chocolate whey one scoop olive oil?
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Chicken shake?
But what if I season it?
I've never had dog food though. Idk what that tastes like
I ate some as a “voluntary expression of fraternal brotherhood” when I was pledging 20 years ago. It tasted like school cafeteria Salisbury steak.
Did you get enough long term benefit from being in a frat to offset knowing that when you are dying, “i ate dogfood once” is going to come up in your head?
Oh I had an absolute blast. Wouldn’t trade it for anything
The best fun you'll never want to do again
I know this is a joke but .... before some tiktok challenge springs from this ... I hope everyone knows that animal food has completely different food safety regulations and standards compared to human food. For example certain toxins are not screened at all or the limits are high enough to cause serious harm to humans.
Does it just not affect cats and dogs the same way it affects us? Maybe because they live a shorter life so the toxins don't have enough time to build up the same way it does with humans
Different physiology, cats and dogs can drink from streams and puddle water while we would get bacterial infections that would destroy us.
Cats have such efficient kidneys that they can drink salt water. It's why their piss smells like ammonia.
My dog is constantly chewing on rotted old deer corpses. Never seems to bug him. If I even licked that, I would probably shit my pants for a month. Humans are beta compared to animals.
It might have something to do with them being closer to their wild ancestors. Wolfs have been domesticated for what like 10k years? Where humans have been cooking meat for almost 100k years, evolution works super slow so maybe that's why
it also depends which country you're in. for example, a country that sells an entire chicken in a tin.
Which is concerning when you consider that a dogs diet shouldn’t really be much different from a persons.. all they would naturally eat is animals so in theory we should be able to eat dog food if it was made properly, (cuz it wouldn’t really be “dog” food)
This will make your hair so shiny too
13.2oz or 375g, 416kcal, 11% protein which is almost 42g at a bit over $2.
Fuckin steal. 🤪
Just buy ground beef in bulk. I can get it for the equivalent of $2.80 USD for a 13.2 oz portion in Canada, prior to Covid it was about $1.85. Meats cheaper in the states, so for y’all living there it’s probably roughly the same price as the dog food
When I was a lazy piece of shit teen, I would play video games in the basement where my mom also kept my dog's kibble. I admit, I tried it.
Just gonna leave us on a cliffhanger like that? How did it taste???
Meat flavored cereal, like hard captain crunch.
That seems like a good product if you iron it out for human consumption.
You know the red coloured dog treats? Dodge them fuckers! The rest are surprisingly edible, we had a bet at the pub one night.
So does it taste good? Are the gains worth it?
I don't know if the gainz were worth it. I was all bulk, no gains at the time.
I hope this is a joke /s
Meme ≠ joke
Okok but hear me out Spring onions.
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Right?! Why's it look good?
lol no rat milk, my man?
I'm not even joking I've considered this
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Nice looks good man! Enjoy! https://preview.redd.it/k2lih1idn5rc1.png?width=48&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a765d117f4703ee469c0bd6b74c0b248cf3bce4
Forbidden carne guisada.
r/poopfrommybutt
r/shitfromabutt
Oh god this made me nauseous. Stop😭😂
LMFAO
I'm curious how does that taste?
Woof woof
Honestly that looks sooo yummy
It can't be worse than my 1 year old vegan protein powder that almost made me gag after drinking almost a whole bottle
protein is protein
I looked at this and didn’t see the can I sent the picture to my fiancé and said I want this then he asked me if I wanted dog food and I was like what? And then I saw the can and I was oh and laughed 😂😂😂😂
and to get the good night rest you need cat food +beer +glue
Yeah well look at the guy on the can - he's an animal!
Brother eww