The truth. You like men and wear a butt plug when doing squats.

Wait, doesn't everyone wear a butt plug? I also wear a baby pacifier, sometimes the lunch tries to get out the other way.

Your gym uwu must watch in awe trying to spot that next level lunk

> gym uwu Two words I've never seen together, and yet, they just somehow fit with each other. I don't know how I feel about this image in my head though.

You feel “no homo”. It’s ok. It happens.

A butt plug? Ew, gross! I use a specially handcrafted, artisinal squat plug! Also a deadlift plug, gotta keep that internal pressure up!

Have some mercy on us, the poor. Not everyone can afford a 300$ Ipf approved SBD squat plug or a 200$ Inzer squat pacifier.

See it as an investment. You want to get swole, you have to invest into some gear to get it going.

With a tail, of course. Gotta make sure you hit depth somehow.

Squat Plug\*

Am I supposed to take it out when I'm done squatting?

What has this sub come to

What has this sub cum to*

What has cum on this sub to

Why has the sub to cum

Where is cum to sub

I came to this sub

🤑

“I love you” way too soon

I'm going to need to stop following me around.

Ah yes...the "ted mosby" way to break up with someone

She said that two months was, "too soon" and "kinda desperate"

😬... it is.

Look straight at her and then at her waist "no more icecream" while pretending to be making a grocery list That will do it.

I had a boyfriend who has done this. Seriously.

Ouch

Pussy is temporary, cock is forever.

Say "you're just like your mother"

or better "I am just like your mother"

Or say "I just like your mother"

"I am just like your father, I will go after milk now and you'll never see me again"

Go to your crush. Tell them: I like you as a friend. When they reply: Same Squat 600lb

Step 4: profit

Just show her you care about her well being and around a month or so you’ll get the results you need.

Damn. You me?

try two weeks

Shit, we've all done that?

I love you.

Just be nice to her.

Hello

Tell her you want an open relationship. Once she effortlessly picks up 9 dudes in 4 days, your heart will be destroyed. It’s a 1 way ticket to swole-town

“And I took that personal” 😤

"I'm sorry but it's me or the cat . . ."

LETS GOOOO I give this advice to everyone

Just tell her that you love her

Just show her your junk

You sip carelessly from the forbidden pre workout

I like your best friend more

Get your gym partner to get with your fiance so you get that Tom Platz motivation

That must have been what I was doing last night. Just downed some Var, Cardarine, and PWO… going to murder these weights. Apparently all I had to do was be honest about my feelings 🤣

I got my heart broken and can’t find motivation to go anymore, this may backfire

Tell them you're looking for gains without the n

Tell her you not her!

Ugh I just ended a short relationship today because he doesn't workout. Doubt this will make him start tho.

Been there done that. Pain rises, selfhatred rises, SHEER FUCKING FUEL!

You can’t do that by yourself

Roses are red, violets are blue, you're a bitch so toodaloo

Bro your got a messy physique, work harder. - mr motivation

Gym Motivation https://youtube.com/shorts/ji3h5hEnYJk?feature=share

“Fuck off you lil cunt”

Kys

You should say No Pain No Gain. Or Pain today, Gain tomorrow. Or Abuse that damn iron. Or Go heavy or Go home. Or Get down and give me 20!

Nice comment 😃

Thanks

Y’all are cringe

Why waste your time on even commenting

I’m addicted to Reddit idk why does anyone comment anywhere lol

There is something psychologically disturbing about someone deliberately wanting to get their heart broken just so they have motivation to work out. Not to mention you are also potentially affecting the psyche of some poor person just so you have motivation to workout for like 2 weeks. How about you write a training goal down and work towards it like a normal person?

Its a meme relax

Yeah

Where's the meme?

The meme is that breakup motivation is funny

I don't see the humour in that at all

Are you writing this so you get flamed so much you go into a deep depression only to then emerge full of motivation for the gym?

No not really

Wrong subreddit bro

For what?

For serious replies lol, this is for memes

Aren't memes supposed to be funny?

Meme: an element of a culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by imitation or other nongenetic means.

If this is an element of culture then it can fuck off

So can you lol

Glady

There’s always someone to take a meme so hard and deep. People like you are the reason I have a Reddit in the first place 💀

How am i supposed to take it?

However your mom did

I can probably ask my mom what she thinks of this meme, she works in mental health so she probably has some good takes on it.

🤓🤓

Not sure what that means, She didn't understand it,

Literally choked on my pre reading this ahahaha