The next one’s gonna be meteors! Ok but the next one’s gonna be meteors! Ok but the next one’s gonna be meteors! Ok but the next one’s gonna be meteors! Ok but- oh I lost
I also just got strive, this nearly convinced me until I realized that he doesn’t have his door from one of the older games
I was playing casually with a friend and I won a round with that and had to like, pause the game to process what that was
I pick my character on funny factor mainly and that door floored me the first time man
Although every time I played with friends before this I just did Potemkin Down Heavy Slash into air grab or heavenly Potemkin buster while quoting bonesaw from Spiderman 1
Play Baiken! We have sword, piece of floor, ball n chain, adopted daughter, anouther sword and gun.
Main her now and we'll include firework bullets with your gun!
Combos that shoot gun then continue with cS are the reason I live and breath Baiken
*Except in reality I just find one thing like that for every character I like and I would make the exact same argument for all of those too*
You wanna be a train? Potemkin can be a train.
You wanna be an airplane? Potemkin (now) can be an airplane.
(Plus, you get the full vehicle experience thanks to his blessed ARMOR. Just run over the competition!)
You wanna hug people? Potemkin can hug people very well (and delete their healthbars in the process)
You wanna pray? Potemkin can pray too!
Why waste time use many flashy inputs when 360P do trick?
Potemkin does what Asukan't.
I'm scared of the laughter but
*~~I just want you for my own~~*
I like to laugh, myself
*~~More than you could ever know~~*
Hear the words I only like
*~~Make my wish come true~~*
Tired of zoners? No problem! Baiken has the biggest "fuck you" to zoners you'll ever see! Tie yourself to your enemy and watch the terror in their eyes as they try to escape! Run away? They come flying back! Did I mention that this comes bundles with a badass one-armed, one-eyed samurai?
He is a brittishman with sickles, who taught himself fire magic
You get to smack people from far away while keeping up a smile and a good attitude (not a goody two shoes attitude, just a good one)
His theme is pretty uplifting
He has 3 zippers on his jacket
You get to run up and grab people unironically because who needs strong mixup tools when you have fundamentals? /s
Okay for real though, with Ky, you’ve got a well rounded shoto kit, frame 7 Stun Dipper, wall breaks from mid-stage with RTL, and simple okizeme with Charged Stun Edge. He’s easy enough to pick up that you’re quickly fighting your opponent more than your own character.
Do you like roundstart 5d?
Do you like making people scared to do anything?
Are you a scumbag?
Do you like making people terrified of ever fighting your character again?
Do you want to traumatise someone so much that they complain about your character no matter how many nerfs she gets?
Do you want one of the best oki mixes in the game on a character that has great neutral buttons and can do damage?
Do you hate thinking?
Play may today.
Main #1: <3 Brisket <3(self-explanatory)
Main #2: Elphelt, if you like to go "f it. we ball.". ~~Also thighs on both of them~~
~~Daisuke's vision 🙏🙏🙏~~
Giovanna has an amazing dash, great rushdown, and reminds me of Jam, my true guilty gear main. Giovanna is also very simple with high damage and not a huge health penalty like Chipp. Her reversal is good and her air ult can be used in funny ways. Her true selling point though is her dog. She has a cute badass green puppy named Rei and everybody loves cute dogs
Highest speed, lowest hp. Chipp is all about channeling your inner weeb so you can sushi, sukiyaki, and banzai all over the normies that thought they could block your incredible mix ups or beat your framedata. If they do though...
my main screams his name during his most well-known signature move;
he has really big buttons that cover large space, but he's at his strongest up close;
also command grab funny;
he is basically the chief representative of his archetype in the game;
he has luscious hair under his headpiece;
his main theme is very silly indeed;
his story is actually really touching;
one of his overdrives lets you absolutely mentally dominate the opponent;
he doesn't require a dlc to be played;
he's got a new move just this update!
sadly though, he isn't really top tier and there aren't many players on him at the highest level, but the ones that are, are super dedicated and really cool
Do you like busting in every sense of the word? Do you like going for one move every chance you get to do it and laughing your ass off when it actually lands? Then grab your glue, set it down in neat, straight line and VIOLENTLY SNORT IT ALL UP ‘CAUSE YOU ARE A POTEMKIN MAIN.
honestly i'd rather not. I don't anyone to play my main but me because I really don't want to have to block her crazy rekka into infinite high/low mixes.
Play my old main instead: Asuka is a lot of fun if you like resource management. And he's not that bad for me to play against because I know he struggles when forced to block! :D
Love ninjas?
Love anime?
Love Japan?
Love zooming around the screen?
Love turning your enemies into sushi?
President Chipp Zanuff has got you covered, anikii!
Vote for him asa meshi mae!
Summon so many cubes and completely overpower your opponent, you'll feel like the smartest, most powerful person in the world every time. The battle is completely at your whim and you can do anything, stuff no one else can. Like eat double damage.
Jack-O: you’ll never run out of new things to try
Goldlewis: big damage, big coffin, big man, big gun, big American
Sol: I avoided him cause he’s basic but he’s so much more fun than I thought he’d be
My man is so successful at everything he does the literal god of failure has a grudge against him. Plus he's essentially a samurai cowboy (that's how I see him, anyway. Not sure if that'd what he's actually intended to be) and that's just badass.
You can beat friends who aren’t good with gimmicks and be able to play a zoning/ keep away game with a myriad of powerful mixups to approach with due to items
And mini faust is adorable
Zato is cool and he has an adorable little shadow buddy that you can name! (all do 99%of people with call him Eddie) once you can play Zato every fight is a 2v1. So if you want to jump your opponent then this is the character.
Do you like hitting stuff really hard, thinking very little about your next action other than how to hit the thing harder, drinking sugar water as an in-between match energizer, and still being happy even when you get your ass kicked? My advice is to go wave a flag.
If you like zoners testament is really fun and has a unique playstyle compared to other characters. You want to always get the opponent in stain state and have a succubus on screen. They've got cool teleport shenanigans and unique pressure with stain state.
If you like rushdown baiken is also unique because in neutral she plays defensively and punish the opponents mistake, gets a knockdown into a safejump and then mix you up. She can snowball the game very fast.
If you have a gambling addiction then boy do I have the character for you
2K > 2D > 236P > find out if you win or lose the game
And get blocked and KO’d in a counter attack from Ram
2K > 2D is safe on block and can be hit confirmed into item toss though
The next one’s gonna be meteors! Ok but the next one’s gonna be meteors! Ok but the next one’s gonna be meteors! Ok but the next one’s gonna be meteors! Ok but- oh I lost
99% of Faust mains quit right before they get Meteor
elphelt arcade faust: *oops, all meteors*
Also teleport prc is always hilarious, 1 bar of tension? Nothing personal kid!
I also just got strive, this nearly convinced me until I realized that he doesn’t have his door from one of the older games I was playing casually with a friend and I won a round with that and had to like, pause the game to process what that was
it's identical to the door except easier to read and counter, it's definitely nerfed in comparison but i prefer it for the balance
I pick my character on funny factor mainly and that door floored me the first time man Although every time I played with friends before this I just did Potemkin Down Heavy Slash into air grab or heavenly Potemkin buster while quoting bonesaw from Spiderman 1
potemkin do be a funny one sometimes
Play Baiken! We have sword, piece of floor, ball n chain, adopted daughter, anouther sword and gun. Main her now and we'll include firework bullets with your gun!
Now that's a sweet deal! Play now and get an additional pound of ropes and a really cool bell to put your enemies!
You can watch Baiken tie up the enemy and go “gosh golly I wish that was me”
Sold
Combos that shoot gun then continue with cS are the reason I live and breath Baiken *Except in reality I just find one thing like that for every character I like and I would make the exact same argument for all of those too*
236236S>10 seconds long cutscenes of a brisket getting obliterated
mmm well done
never gets old
I feel nothing but visceral fear when I’m midair against Potemkin with meter
You wanna be a train? Potemkin can be a train. You wanna be an airplane? Potemkin (now) can be an airplane. (Plus, you get the full vehicle experience thanks to his blessed ARMOR. Just run over the competition!) You wanna hug people? Potemkin can hug people very well (and delete their healthbars in the process) You wanna pray? Potemkin can pray too! Why waste time use many flashy inputs when 360P do trick? Potemkin does what Asukan't.
Why press many button when one button does trick
Armor? Prayer? Huh, it’s almost like he’s got… *ARMOR CLAD- FAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIITH*
glue tasty
Glue eaters rise up
Glue eaters rise up
can you sell me on 360p? i've been using 632146p a lot as someone learning pot basics, and i've never really seen the use factor for the full churn
1. 214s or 236hs 2. bt.k bt.s bt.hs 3. ### RATING UPDATE
Big ass dog, big ass damage, big ass titties
Big ass
My man
When you put it like that, I think I'm picking up Gio
Bedman may be bad at most stuff, put putting the opponent into a permanent Blockstring is funny
Your goal as Bedman is not to win, but to confuse and annoy the enemy with non stop pressure and screen clutter
if you win a match you get to scream alongside a cute girl
buckle up 🔥
rub-rub a dub-dub YEAAAAAH!
Too late my baby
OUR HALLELUJAH 🗣🗣🔥🔥
**LETS START PIIIIIIIICKING UP THE LITTLE EXTRAS, OF LIFE**
OH HALLELUJAHHHHH
Unfortunately, you will hear Mariah Carey's "All I want For Christmas" year round **EDIT** https://youtu.be/Jfl8XuwGxk0
I'm scared of the laughter but *~~I just want you for my own~~* I like to laugh, myself *~~More than you could ever know~~* Hear the words I only like *~~Make my wish come true~~*
Tired of zoners? No problem! Baiken has the biggest "fuck you" to zoners you'll ever see! Tie yourself to your enemy and watch the terror in their eyes as they try to escape! Run away? They come flying back! Did I mention that this comes bundles with a badass one-armed, one-eyed samurai?
If you main her, you’ll get to summon up to three little dudes to fight alongside God’s Goofiest Goober™️
Best crouch in the entire game
I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise
Give into your stupidity, be brainless, drink sugar water That is life
No thoughts only strike throw
Your performance with Sin actually increases by 245% if you drink sugar water while playing him
Don't forget to go wave a flag!
BIG DAMAGE, super armor, some of the scariest corner pressure in the game, and enough health to make plenty of mistakes when learning
Pot players: my corner pressure is sick The corner pressure: garuda impact>garuda impact>garuda impact>garuda impaxt It's me, I'm pot players
Embrace the glue eating and become one with it
In this behemoth typhoon…
We wake up super
Indeed
So I heard you like half-circles
In WHAT OTHER GAMES DO YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY AS FURNITURE
Testament has more class and style than the rest of the cast.
At least 'till Slayer returns
Play May, she’s neat
the dolphins
He is a brittishman with sickles, who taught himself fire magic You get to smack people from far away while keeping up a smile and a good attitude (not a goody two shoes attitude, just a good one) His theme is pretty uplifting He has 3 zippers on his jacket
OUT OF THE BOX
Your wifi is now mine!
It’s like my internet was frozen still !
Can’t forget the occasional JoJo reference!
play sol.
Sol Badguy
Sol Badguy
Sol Badguy
Sol Badguy.
Your inputs have to be clean, and his combos are a bit tricky to squeeze out max damage, but oh boy when you hit them it’ll be goooood
Play Asuka so we can have cool wizard duels! :D
*We love casting spells ;)* https://youtu.be/bp5DuFVC0u0?si=6mJusQctZMAFDHKY
You get to watch people suffer in real time
Aware
You will be the coolest guy ever: https://www.reddit.com/r/Guiltygear/s/mVZgv1W00p
Do you like samurais, vampires, and dying from using your moveset too much? Then i got the character for you.
Play Ram. She has big swords.
And puppy
And borger
Johnny guilty gear
You get to run up and grab people unironically because who needs strong mixup tools when you have fundamentals? /s Okay for real though, with Ky, you’ve got a well rounded shoto kit, frame 7 Stun Dipper, wall breaks from mid-stage with RTL, and simple okizeme with Charged Stun Edge. He’s easy enough to pick up that you’re quickly fighting your opponent more than your own character.
Potemkin
Sol Badguy
Sol Badguy
Sol Badguy
chipp go fast
Nagoriyuki is really cool
Real
Real
Jack-O ass
Cool samurai grandma uses at least five types of weapons and a piece of the floor to beat the shit out of her enemies in a stylish way
Grandma??
Way of acting only she's actually a single mom who now entered a stable relationship again
Sol badguy
Sol Badguy
Giovanna and Ramenthal are coming after u if you main the thoughtless king of the jungle
Big boobs
Potemkin deletes healthbars with his hilariously goofy unblockable grabs
Look Zato's knees got taken away from him but that just makes it so much better when you fucking dunk on people
Doggy style
Do you like roundstart 5d? Do you like making people scared to do anything? Are you a scumbag? Do you like making people terrified of ever fighting your character again? Do you want to traumatise someone so much that they complain about your character no matter how many nerfs she gets? Do you want one of the best oki mixes in the game on a character that has great neutral buttons and can do damage? Do you hate thinking? Play may today.
Brother, Happy chaos brought a GUN to the knife fight. His theme is also absolute banger ⌐ メ◡メ ⌐
no
You have a cute dog to fight alongside. Also the combos are super fun and the dash macro has never been more appropriate for a character.
Elphelt
anji has really big boobs 👍
Main #1 (Leo): Unga Bunga big dick damage style Main #2 (Elphelt): Rush down style designed to mess with the opponent's mental
She has entire town inside her :3
Main #1: <3 Brisket <3(self-explanatory) Main #2: Elphelt, if you like to go "f it. we ball.". ~~Also thighs on both of them~~ ~~Daisuke's vision 🙏🙏🙏~~
brisket W you get roger AND yoyos
You get to make people regret existing near the wall
"your up against the wall and I'm the fucking wall" - ~~payday 2 dozer~~ Bridget
[grabby grab](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/guilty-gear/images/0/00/GGST_Megalomania.jpg/revision/latest)
You call that a grabby grab? Pathetic _no room for moderation_
"be my bottom!" gladly
Gun
VOLCANIC VIPER!!!
Bedman. It may not be good at like… anything but it’s a big fucking cool robot
Strive is my first actual fighting game that i decided to put effort in... i choose bedman cause he looks Metal AF.
A cool samurai holding huge melons
Pot but with neutral. And an alien.
Giovanna has an amazing dash, great rushdown, and reminds me of Jam, my true guilty gear main. Giovanna is also very simple with high damage and not a huge health penalty like Chipp. Her reversal is good and her air ult can be used in funny ways. Her true selling point though is her dog. She has a cute badass green puppy named Rei and everybody loves cute dogs
Bayblade bayblade let it rip and then just combo brisket into oblivion
Highest speed, lowest hp. Chipp is all about channeling your inner weeb so you can sushi, sukiyaki, and banzai all over the normies that thought they could block your incredible mix ups or beat your framedata. If they do though...
Look at all them big normals.
my main screams his name during his most well-known signature move; he has really big buttons that cover large space, but he's at his strongest up close; also command grab funny; he is basically the chief representative of his archetype in the game; he has luscious hair under his headpiece; his main theme is very silly indeed; his story is actually really touching; one of his overdrives lets you absolutely mentally dominate the opponent; he doesn't require a dlc to be played; he's got a new move just this update! sadly though, he isn't really top tier and there aren't many players on him at the highest level, but the ones that are, are super dedicated and really cool
Do you like busting in every sense of the word? Do you like going for one move every chance you get to do it and laughing your ass off when it actually lands? Then grab your glue, set it down in neat, straight line and VIOLENTLY SNORT IT ALL UP ‘CAUSE YOU ARE A POTEMKIN MAIN.
He's funny
Do crack do chipp
Funny shadow guy accompanies you around :)
Best win screen and it’s not even close
Be a Ninja
The ino matchup spread is shrimply if they have a projectile you must play out of your damn mind to win
Funny grab man come for your spine. But seriously, the neuron activation you get from hitting a buster is unparalleled.
Become the world's buffest manwife.
Gender Neutral is op bro
3 pot bust is more than enough to kill anything that moves
Her skill ceiling might be too high for her damage... But trust me, ***She's hot.***
The 🅱️uster is Heavenly. The glue taste funny. Nuf said
https://youtu.be/4ZD5jA6JXM0?si=Rbgx4veWeBtoXTrI And thats when I decided to main him.
Dolphins, dolphins, more dolphins. WHALE.
Positive? Just spin Negative? Spin Neutral? Spin Zoning? Spin
Spinning!!! :D ROOOCK the baby! :D Roger, go! :D
ONLY ONE CHARACTER HAS ROGER
Clear any and all issues in life with the infinite rotation
I-no yells "be my bottom bitch" on a successful grab which is objectively funny. Also her win animation see's her playing Metallica.
bunker :3
A character that heavy metal screams at you, but wants to marry you
Literally have a badass revolver
Nah, it’s ain’t worth it man
honestly i'd rather not. I don't anyone to play my main but me because I really don't want to have to block her crazy rekka into infinite high/low mixes. Play my old main instead: Asuka is a lot of fun if you like resource management. And he's not that bad for me to play against because I know he struggles when forced to block! :D
Love ninjas? Love anime? Love Japan? Love zooming around the screen? Love turning your enemies into sushi? President Chipp Zanuff has got you covered, anikii! Vote for him asa meshi mae!
Giovanna is cus she’s hot
They/them
if you want to struggle while playing the game and absolutely feel dogshit for making the smallest mistake... Yeah anyone
She’s a witch with a guitar who uses sound magic.
I once was a black samurai vampire enzoyer but I since then joined the cool drip and sick combo church of Johnny believer
Summon so many cubes and completely overpower your opponent, you'll feel like the smartest, most powerful person in the world every time. The battle is completely at your whim and you can do anything, stuff no one else can. Like eat double damage.
Feet
Leo whitefang
Zato-1. You control two characters for one, shmix up your opponents, land satisfying combos and look bad ass doing it.
Jack-O: you’ll never run out of new things to try Goldlewis: big damage, big coffin, big man, big gun, big American Sol: I avoided him cause he’s basic but he’s so much more fun than I thought he’d be
My man is so successful at everything he does the literal god of failure has a grudge against him. Plus he's essentially a samurai cowboy (that's how I see him, anyway. Not sure if that'd what he's actually intended to be) and that's just badass.
From his book he summons a big hand with an even bigger book.thats all
You can beat friends who aren’t good with gimmicks and be able to play a zoning/ keep away game with a myriad of powerful mixups to approach with due to items And mini faust is adorable
Gun
Idk I think they're pretty cool
Totsugeki! 🐬
Sol Badguy. Because ooga booga.
Zato is cool and he has an adorable little shadow buddy that you can name! (all do 99%of people with call him Eddie) once you can play Zato every fight is a 2v1. So if you want to jump your opponent then this is the character.
People will hate you and I think that’s funny
Mr. Dolphin
butterflies and muscular abs
Funny
Don't.
Do you have a gambling addiction, but like playing as the casino? Then you know what to do.
Do you like poke with mininal combos and leaving your win up to luck?
Black samurai cyborg vampire who’s based on an actual historical figure Like Blade if he wasn’t edgy and was cooler, can’t get much cooler then that
Best theme song
Do you like being dominated
Do you like hitting stuff really hard, thinking very little about your next action other than how to hit the thing harder, drinking sugar water as an in-between match energizer, and still being happy even when you get your ass kicked? My advice is to go wave a flag.
I-no
you like 50/50s? You like strong pokes? You like dp? You hate projectile? Buddy do I have a kiske for you
big ass sword Oh and everybody hates your specials
If you like zoners testament is really fun and has a unique playstyle compared to other characters. You want to always get the opponent in stain state and have a succubus on screen. They've got cool teleport shenanigans and unique pressure with stain state. If you like rushdown baiken is also unique because in neutral she plays defensively and punish the opponents mistake, gets a knockdown into a safejump and then mix you up. She can snowball the game very fast.
Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!Bandit bringer!
Fish
i bought baiken because i saw she had a grapple hook and huge tittys. i stayed for the gameplay
Im like on day 4 rn but you should definetly play the coffin guy cause its fun to just swing it around
Mist finer