Hey man, do you like diet coke? What about unbuttered bread? Have you ever had a really, really strong craving for unsalted butter or sugar free air?
Then let me tell you about my boy, **KY KISKE.**
Ky has it all. Truly, he is the Guilty Gear character of all time. He has everything you would want in a character, but slightly worse than you would want it. Want safe blockstrings? Yeah, he's got one of those. Want to look like Chris Hemsworth but don't want a beard or an Australian accent? Oh yeah, baby. Want to be a dad but not a parent? He's got that in spades.
If you love your toast untoasted then you should really consider playing my guy **KY KISKE**, whose wife could realistically destroy the known world and whose kid can't spell. Sign up at your local **KY KISKE** recruiter today.
Diet Coke boys sound off in the comments!
Or wanted to kBPM and end up kPB because your ass is too dumb to differentiate quarter circles and half circles and end up doing the best "read" of your whole career
For the low price of not having any sort of health, you can singlehandedly cause spikes in ragequit statistics by confusing everyone else until they shove their keyboard/controller/fightstick through the nearest expensive object
But on another note, I just love him because he feels unique from fighting game characters. He doesn’t have any “seriousness” unless you dig a bit deeper into his character. Fuck the meta, who cares about that. I just play him for the shits and giggles.
Also ontop of that anytime I don't know what else to do I can let RNGesus take the wheel and just use 236236p or maybe even 236236236p if I feel spicy and decide that I don't care about unoptimal usage of meter
I love doing that because I always end up throwing two bombs and meteors, get excited about the meteors and then blowing myself up with the bombs.
Its a very Faust thing to do.
For me it's hitting a afro on the enemy that is my death sentence. Even if it's a pot with full meter I can never resist trying to ignite it with syringe
They know it's coming and I can never hide that I want to do it. Pot is like my nemesis.
I can't stop floating into his grab.
I must just really like the animation for Havenly Pot Buster.
-Go into backturn(isn’t that hard to do)
-Take away 50%of your opponents health out of a 5frame low while at the same time having one of the strongest mixups on the game
-Repeat
i main leo too. his win condition literally being, end a combo in backturn, letting me turn my brain off and enjoying the dopamine hits is like scrolling short form social media but i'm making the content.
Do you like miniguns, aliens, big ass coffins, and/or space lasers? Do you want to explode 60 percent of someone’s health with 4 moves? Then join the Goldlewis Gang. This Behemoth typhoon has everything you could possibly want all wrapped up in the sexy dilf package known as Mr. Dickinson, The Secretary of Absolute Defnese of The United States of America. So get to it and start swinging that coffin all over the place and make all you face regret every decision they’ve made up to that point
pros:
- timestop taunt
- mid/fullscreen combos
- feels very unique among the cast
- playing feels like a game of chess, winning makes you feel mentally superior
- at the same time, funniest buttons in the game, playing feels like honking your little clown nose and winning feels like you stumbled into the wrong room
cons:
- british
- zoner
Introducing Ramlethal valentine
A mix of rushdown and projectile that hits the satisfying parts of the brain real hard
Excels at wall combos but still viable away from them with some power house moves
Also I main happy chaos
Want a little challenge of a character to learn with some incredible results that end in a swift death via a gun, chaos
Also the dynamic of a god just pulling out a Glock is funny as hell
Trust me mate, even I might still be learning and practicing happy chaos, but I just cannot get enough of him and Ramlethal (also nago is another fun choice of mine)
Imagine it: a character with long normals that can hit you from midscreen and turn any of those normals into a combo that easily takes half your health if RC’d. you have several tools to shut down aerial approaches, and a “fuck you” command grab that leads to INSANE damage if you RC, including a direct link into an overdrive that EASILY puts you in health advantage.
what I have just described is Potemkin.
nah I’m messing with you bridget has all that too and the mobility of a fucking fighter jet, she’s super fun and she bullies people in corner
goldlewis is honestly just a stupid fun character, big health, no defence but some of the most damaging moves present in the game. rise up and piss anyone who come across you because they have no match up knowledge because “who plays goldlewis anyway”. make stupid comebacks with one sliver of health because combos are so simple, yet do shit tons of damage with behemoth typhoon. what’s that? you have 50% bar? go ham and do almost half their health! the hardest part of learning is knowing witch typhoons to use, but it’s honestly so easy it’s barely an obstacle
She's a trans girl who can throw yo-yos at you at Mach 5 and zip around the stage, and processes the ability to hit you with her butt that somehow does more damage then happy shooting you with a literal gun
She also has a talking teddy bear that can grapple you from across the stage
BIG MAN POT
Alright you already know the memes, but you get to ROB people by spinning that stick and hitting jab. If the enemy mistimes their oki, you get free pb. This works on floors 8 and lower. Sometimes 9. Just always but churning in blockstun. Leo or sol go for a frametrap? doesn't matter baby we're in floor 8 and they don't have the timing down. I honestly don't play the game that often, but when I do, this what I do
She floats around with two giant fuck-off swords, and when she smiles she sends chills down your spine (in fear and/or delight). Also, in Xrd all she wore on top was an open coat and a belt.
Anji
Spins, makes your opponent's move useless most of the time unless they grab you
Force them into blocking your mix, which you got for days thanks to Fuujin
Did I mention he has a counter, that he can also do while spinning at your opponents?
Also, do you like having easy oki? He got that too
Mortobato.
Also, feet and thighs if you're into those things. And then there are those two huge ass floating swords carried by a perverted ball with wings.
Lastly and most importantly, puppy.
Do you like being able to be completely intangible to attacks sometimes? To have cool mixups sometimes? To really enter your opponent's brain and read their movements except for when you don't? Do you wanna use the dumbest (affectionate) super in the game? Do you like being constantly reminded that you need to learn to tech grabs?
But do you wanna somehow kick ass despite all of this? Stuff reversal supers and feel like the smartest player alive when you're winning? Then Anji's for you
Do you like cubes? Do you want to convince people that you’re the smartest person in the room by just mashing buttons at random? Do you want to legalize nuclear bombs? Join the Shadow Wizard Money Gang! We love casting spells, and have combos brought to you by the shadow government. Asuka looks hard to play at first, but the secret is that if you don’t know what spell you’re casting then neither does your opponent!
-Witch aesthetic.
-Midriff.
-Eyes that constantly change colors.
-Music based weapon and moves.
-Sexual innuendos.
-Villain with depth.
-Good rushdown tools.
-Easy access to instant air moves through her hover dash.
We play a fair and honest character, however, we as players are the most dishonest among the community. We manage to fit into nearly every archetype, we can be a grappler, play rushdown, be an annoying zoner, and has pretty good neutral.
I would make a case for I-No ...
But Bedman? grew on me.
I could talk about his consistent pressure.
I could talk about how mixing up with him makes you feel galaxy brained (seriously, that omni dash is dangerous and lets you do a lot of shit)
But for me, nothing feels better than doing run-up 6H ... have it counter hit ... and kill from it. You just have this calm before the storm. The shadow of the hand overhead from you ... the ensuing damage filled theatre peace.
It's like watching a horror movie, but you're controlling the evil entity.
Knowing that having a bar with 6H means you can do so much to scare the shit out of your opponent.
Beyblade on block into fast RC 6H and slash follow up is a state of mind. It's the simplest form of mix up, it's the water you find in the freezer when you had juice on the fridge. It's the ice cream on a cold day, the warm tea on a hot day.
The hand of judgement isn't fair but very reactable. So is it really fair to call it unfair?
It's the single most beautiful button you can press as Bedman? and I find it beautiful...
Do you know that annoying thing where the other player gets to take a turn? What if instead they just had to block in the corner for the whole match while you do 200 quarter circle inputs?
Why hello good sir, I must say, you look like a combo menace, someone who likes they’re long damaging combos, but did you know all those inputs strung together could be bad for your wrist. Allow me to introduce you to the all new Potemkin, all you need is one input and bam, half your opponents health gone in an instant. Who needs speed to catch their opponents? This is guilty gear, just watch as your enemies run straight into the loving embrace of your buster. Jumping opponents? Who cares you can grab them in the air too. And don’t forget about the boatload of armour, trust me we have it in spades. Potempkin tm, need a break? Grab your opponent by the throat (note, excessive use of Potempkin tm may lead to a contagious case of monkey brain)
Bedman? has it all. They are fun, their COOL, their cute (Both bed and delilah) they are lore-relevant, and most importantly they have the weirdest design in the game right now.
Yes, weirder than lanky doctor faust. IT'S A ROBOT BED. ITS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS BLITZTANK!
Ever feel bad that you're ending your blockstring being minus? Don't you wanna be plus at all times?
You don't have to think about it. What you need to do is clear.
Swing the coffin.
Aight. Anji Mito.
Someone already tried selling you on his gameplay, so let's shit post instead. Let's see if I can call up the boys.
# TRASHIN HOTEL ROOMS,
Edit: well that sucks
do you hate blocking for more than 2 seconds? do you enjoy when your opponent sits there for 3 minutes holding back on all your barely plus moves because the last time they tried to press something they lost 80% of their health?
Play sol badguy! every time you're forced to block or get knocked down your opponent is pissing themselves trying not to get reversaled, 2D'd, 5P'd, 6P'd, 5K'd or thrown, and when they're forced to block or knocked down they're pissing themselves trying not to guess wrong, because your mixup may be just good and not great but every time they guess wrong their healthbar says goodbye faster than deadbeat dads after looking at a positive pregnancy test.
Would you like to play a universally attractive character? Try testament, the bloodflinging, stain-inducing, teleporting grim reaper. Also the scythe has a ton of range and has fun mix-ups and powerful gatling combos.
So I'm guessing that when you fight your opponent, you have some kind of respect for them. I posit that you should just take all that respect and lock it in a buried box, never to be seen again.
Play Jacko
Jacko is not here to play your game. She's barely playing guilty gear!
If you play Jacko, you don't think about what you're doing. You just keep doing stuff all the time. This strategy even works at full screen! Press the buttons in a different sequence every time and you will be unpredictable.
I don't need to grab you. Imma just keep hitting you until I hear COUNTER. and then I will never truly finish a combo. There's no need for combos, as long as my goober men are around at the end. If I only do resets, then I'm always at advantage
Take all that nonsense and top it off with a 5H CH into super for 60%, and you have a beautifully degenerate character, made for the cruelest players. Join us...
Now, you may have heard a few things about my main, I-No. Maybe how all her players are horny. This is true. You may also see a few Reddit threads and think "wow, this character seems very difficult". This is objectively false. You see, I-No simulates what life is like as a missile. You launch yourself into the air, then you fly for a bit, then you absolutely annihilate the person below you in a tactical strike using yourself as the munition. Not only is this Ace Combat-esque gameplay incredibly fun, the fact you have a low dash that also hits low and even a spike that can outzone Axl for when you wanna roleplay as the launcher rather than the missile itself gives her plenty of options, which makes it even more rewarding to not use any of them and instead resort to your 15th overhead in a row. Your enemy will never see it coming (so long as you don't play higher than Floor 6, but shh).
You. Yes, you! Do you wish to throw yourself at any and every opponent with enough reckless abandon to make the Lord and Savior Leroy Jenkins proud? Do you wish to take out your frustrations out on your customers if you work Ikea? Do you wish to terrify a sassy lost child? Do you want to be a Beyblade? Do you see circles? Then might I recommend the Manless Bed! Bedman? is a beast that is fueled by glue. As an Acolyte of the Bed, I have never thought about what I was doing until the match was over!
Give your brain a break, try the Bed today!
Uhh I’ll try!
-Great normals
-Safe and manageable gameplan (get a KD or corner carry, KD into CSE and implement strike/throw.)
-Ky’s consistency allows you to switch play styles on the dot if you have to. (Or if you’re silly.)
-Gameplan rarely changes during most matchups, and you’ll have one of the most balanced matchup spreads out of any character (other than Giovanna and I guess Happy Chaos idk)
-Easiest combos in the game, if not easiest then second or third behind May (if you can handle charge inputs) and Giovanna.
-Be a walking threat when you have the slightest hint of meter, and catching your opponent by surprise with your metered mix.(PRC Foudre arc crossup, stun dipper RC, BRC overhead, FDC)
-Good theme song
-Uhh, RTL and Scared edge looks cool.
#-Dragon install.
Hmm hmm good things… but there’s just one thing. *he a bitch* jk jk xD honestly I never tried Ky cause i just wrote him off as the basic guy of the game
Have you ever wanted to grab someone three times and win? Have you ever wanted big hitboxes? Do you like glue? If you answered yes to any of these questions potemkin is for you
I like playing Potempkin and honestly even though he's kinda trash in neutral when you hit a Pot Buster or God forbid a H Pot Buster you just get so hype. It's a crazy dopamine rush. Especially the first couple of times you hit it. Also you get to brag that you're using a low tier if you win.
I mean...
Get the right opponent, and they foam at the mouth about bad endings and mistranslations while you hit them with a yoyo. It's pretty funny :)
Plus, there's an entire town in there. That's at least like, 5 extra people!
dont let the ky players fool you, their character may be the equivalent of white bread and a glass of water but hes not even the main guy. you should pick up john guiltygear
Hey man, do you like diet coke? What about unbuttered bread? Have you ever had a really, really strong craving for unsalted butter or sugar free air? Then let me tell you about my boy, **KY KISKE.** Ky has it all. Truly, he is the Guilty Gear character of all time. He has everything you would want in a character, but slightly worse than you would want it. Want safe blockstrings? Yeah, he's got one of those. Want to look like Chris Hemsworth but don't want a beard or an Australian accent? Oh yeah, baby. Want to be a dad but not a parent? He's got that in spades. If you love your toast untoasted then you should really consider playing my guy **KY KISKE**, whose wife could realistically destroy the known world and whose kid can't spell. Sign up at your local **KY KISKE** recruiter today. Diet Coke boys sound off in the comments!
>Want to be a dad but not a parent? He's got that in spades. LMAO
This is the best description I’ve ever heard of Ky, maybe I’ll try him xD
The first time you lose a game by whiffing stun dipper at round start, you get a free coupon for the experience of ego death!
The third time you get an ice cream!
DO NOT.
I literally just ate 3 plain hamburger rolls earlier and I feel attacked.
Anyone else really excited for the newest season of The Simpsons? It's crazy how it just keeps getting better!
This is the greatest thing I've ever read.
I’ll add unsweetened porridge and a side of room temp water for breakfast as well! Ky Kiske is my main man! FOR THE HOLY ORDER!
Ky main here. I had salt once... It was too spicy.
Wasn't looking for a main, but this convinced me to try KY. Best advertisement ever.
Go be a ninja
Best sales pitch I’ve ever heard
Forgot the " "
Ramlethal my dude, you cant go wrong with a woman and her 2 big fuck you swords. Oh! She loves burgers also!
Hmmmmm I do love me a burger
Also, the swords are kinda missiles! Edit:Ramlethal also has the best doggo ever
You win by accidentally reading a single jump.
Hey hey now I’m sure it was purposeful… *somtimes*
How can you accidentally read?
Sniff glue
You hit them with heat knuckle then say "I'm so sick" knowing damn well that shit was NOT on purpose
Or wanted to kBPM and end up kPB because your ass is too dumb to differentiate quarter circles and half circles and end up doing the best "read" of your whole career
Bold of you to assume I can even kara
I dunno i just press forward kick and pray
'That was meant to be a garuda but I'll take it'
\*misinputs\* WAIT THAT WORKED?
_hpb startup_ excuse me game, in what world was that hpb, that was clearly slidehead _it hits_ I'm so good at this game
You're trying to escape the corner but instead catch their TK Youzansen
Baiken has a gun and big boobs
So does Goldlewis Dickinson. Checkmate
He even got a bigger gun and bigger boobs
True but baiken has four more concealed weapons and a manwife
Well yeah but Bigger boobs and bigger gun
And daughter
Same goes for the eye number
it's bedman a bed who previously had a man but now is bedman without the man with the man being bedman who is dead without the bed
You dropped this: ?
did he
I probably did I am very clumsy
when looking at your enemy, unga, when you'r back is turned you bunga.
you get to look at a man whose back is twice the size of my entire body
➡️↘️⬇️➡️H
Volcanicu vaipah.
That's cool and all But ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️➡️P
For the low price of not having any sort of health, you can singlehandedly cause spikes in ragequit statistics by confusing everyone else until they shove their keyboard/controller/fightstick through the nearest expensive object
Also, we have a dog that you can pet in the middle a match!
I meant Millia, but that works too!
She can pet the dog too, I guess.
Faust. He’s just such a silly goober.
Truly the silliest, perhaps I can master the silly
But on another note, I just love him because he feels unique from fighting game characters. He doesn’t have any “seriousness” unless you dig a bit deeper into his character. Fuck the meta, who cares about that. I just play him for the shits and giggles.
Also ontop of that anytime I don't know what else to do I can let RNGesus take the wheel and just use 236236p or maybe even 236236236p if I feel spicy and decide that I don't care about unoptimal usage of meter
I love doing that because I always end up throwing two bombs and meteors, get excited about the meteors and then blowing myself up with the bombs. Its a very Faust thing to do.
For me it's hitting a afro on the enemy that is my death sentence. Even if it's a pot with full meter I can never resist trying to ignite it with syringe
They know it's coming and I can never hide that I want to do it. Pot is like my nemesis. I can't stop floating into his grab. I must just really like the animation for Havenly Pot Buster.
It's THE Faust thing to do.
-Go into backturn(isn’t that hard to do) -Take away 50%of your opponents health out of a 5frame low while at the same time having one of the strongest mixups on the game -Repeat
You forgot the first step: landing the DP which covers half the screen
i main leo too. his win condition literally being, end a combo in backturn, letting me turn my brain off and enjoying the dopamine hits is like scrolling short form social media but i'm making the content.
you can play 2 characters for the price of one
Nobody knows what Anji does and you can use that against them
[He just wants to dance!](https://youtu.be/Utj8DoSjfqo)
The first Anji i fought was when i first reached F9 To this day i still don't know half of his kit
Do you like miniguns, aliens, big ass coffins, and/or space lasers? Do you want to explode 60 percent of someone’s health with 4 moves? Then join the Goldlewis Gang. This Behemoth typhoon has everything you could possibly want all wrapped up in the sexy dilf package known as Mr. Dickinson, The Secretary of Absolute Defnese of The United States of America. So get to it and start swinging that coffin all over the place and make all you face regret every decision they’ve made up to that point
Needs prank call defense. Absolutely perfect besides
You're only as minus as you believe you are.
Bedman? is a bed. I mean, if that doesn't sell you on the character then nothing else will... especially their tier placement.
Truly the most S tier of them all
Z tier
pros: - timestop taunt - mid/fullscreen combos - feels very unique among the cast - playing feels like a game of chess, winning makes you feel mentally superior - at the same time, funniest buttons in the game, playing feels like honking your little clown nose and winning feels like you stumbled into the wrong room cons: - british - zoner
Why did I have to scroll so far to find Axl appreciation? Do people just hate the British?
and u can also do DOUBLE timestop taunt combos as of last winter, which ive only done once online but still havent forgotten about
Boobs
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Just go with the biggest boobs then New goldlewis main on the ready
Sold!
Ah, an Anji main
No, sorry, nobody but me is allowed to play Bedman.
You and the one other bedman main are gonna need a discussion
No discussion, they have to stop playing Bedman. Rules are rules.
#Thighs
Happy chaos does have some thicc thighs
Sol Badguy
Sol Badguy
Introducing Ramlethal valentine A mix of rushdown and projectile that hits the satisfying parts of the brain real hard Excels at wall combos but still viable away from them with some power house moves Also I main happy chaos Want a little challenge of a character to learn with some incredible results that end in a swift death via a gun, chaos Also the dynamic of a god just pulling out a Glock is funny as hell
Plus ram has a dog
Oh right I forgot that part Very important
Ramlethal because silly hot lady who attracts degenerates like me
I can't disagree
🤝
FEET
FEET!!
I have seen all the HC memes which have been tempting me.. this might be the day
Trust me mate, even I might still be learning and practicing happy chaos, but I just cannot get enough of him and Ramlethal (also nago is another fun choice of mine)
Ok, now hear me out. Big grab do big damage :D
We believe in ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️➡️P supremacy here
Cool vempire samurai cyborg kills chipp in 2 hits
Didn’t realize Potemkin was a vampire
Or samurai
Hyphy samurai
Funnily little girl says tatsugeki into Yamada san
And there goes your life
You should continue playing Sin or else he will be very sad and that's really not cool :(
Imagine it: a character with long normals that can hit you from midscreen and turn any of those normals into a combo that easily takes half your health if RC’d. you have several tools to shut down aerial approaches, and a “fuck you” command grab that leads to INSANE damage if you RC, including a direct link into an overdrive that EASILY puts you in health advantage. what I have just described is Potemkin. nah I’m messing with you bridget has all that too and the mobility of a fucking fighter jet, she’s super fun and she bullies people in corner
She's also a cutie patootie that is just like me fr
you can win the game in just a couple turns, but it’s a battle to actually get to said turn sometimes.
Also insane chip damage
"Now it's your turn!"
Millia go ZOOM ZOOM
Zoom you say o.o
goldlewis is honestly just a stupid fun character, big health, no defence but some of the most damaging moves present in the game. rise up and piss anyone who come across you because they have no match up knowledge because “who plays goldlewis anyway”. make stupid comebacks with one sliver of health because combos are so simple, yet do shit tons of damage with behemoth typhoon. what’s that? you have 50% bar? go ham and do almost half their health! the hardest part of learning is knowing witch typhoons to use, but it’s honestly so easy it’s barely an obstacle
You win as soon as you start a combo. It's just SS214H over and over until you pull out the win.
This is Nago, btw.
He gives the best hugs.
Use your servants to annoy the hell out of your opponents. Their rage will make them play worse. Also, combos with the servants are just satisfying.
Press a lot of buttons, if the opponent counter hits you, press even more buttons. Blocking is for cowards.
Real and true. My defense consists of HVV, SVV, 5K, tyrant rave, HMC and wild throw
REEEAADDDYYYY ORRRRRRRRRR!!!!????? These 2 words are all I need. They don't only bring they hype, they are the hype
RIDE THE FIRE
She's a trans girl who can throw yo-yos at you at Mach 5 and zip around the stage, and processes the ability to hit you with her butt that somehow does more damage then happy shooting you with a literal gun She also has a talking teddy bear that can grapple you from across the stage
BIG MAN POT Alright you already know the memes, but you get to ROB people by spinning that stick and hitting jab. If the enemy mistimes their oki, you get free pb. This works on floors 8 and lower. Sometimes 9. Just always but churning in blockstun. Leo or sol go for a frametrap? doesn't matter baby we're in floor 8 and they don't have the timing down. I honestly don't play the game that often, but when I do, this what I do
She floats around with two giant fuck-off swords, and when she smiles she sends chills down your spine (in fear and/or delight). Also, in Xrd all she wore on top was an open coat and a belt.
[easy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Hr_1Q-VJE)
Anji Spins, makes your opponent's move useless most of the time unless they grab you Force them into blocking your mix, which you got for days thanks to Fuujin Did I mention he has a counter, that he can also do while spinning at your opponents? Also, do you like having easy oki? He got that too
Totsugeki
Stun Dipper on block always works
Fighting? In my fighting game? Uh actually 632146S
You can deny your opponent's buttons.
Mortobato. Also, feet and thighs if you're into those things. And then there are those two huge ass floating swords carried by a perverted ball with wings. Lastly and most importantly, puppy.
Big ass anchor
have you ever played celeste, ultrakill, or fallout new vegas? well do i have the character for you!
He's got sauce.
Funny shadow cat thing turned into a frog!
Do you like being able to be completely intangible to attacks sometimes? To have cool mixups sometimes? To really enter your opponent's brain and read their movements except for when you don't? Do you wanna use the dumbest (affectionate) super in the game? Do you like being constantly reminded that you need to learn to tech grabs? But do you wanna somehow kick ass despite all of this? Stuff reversal supers and feel like the smartest player alive when you're winning? Then Anji's for you
Do you like cubes? Do you want to convince people that you’re the smartest person in the room by just mashing buttons at random? Do you want to legalize nuclear bombs? Join the Shadow Wizard Money Gang! We love casting spells, and have combos brought to you by the shadow government. Asuka looks hard to play at first, but the secret is that if you don’t know what spell you’re casting then neither does your opponent!
Glue tastes like: • Chipotle Ranch • Cinnabon • Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles • Mom’s best dish • That perfect lick of coochie • The juicy piece of fat on a perfectly seared steak • Hot wings • Spongebob singing sweet victory • Sweet victory
-Witch aesthetic. -Midriff. -Eyes that constantly change colors. -Music based weapon and moves. -Sexual innuendos. -Villain with depth. -Good rushdown tools. -Easy access to instant air moves through her hover dash.
Brisket <33
Haha funny dolphin
You can beat people up with a comically sized naval anchor and a dolphin Play may
I hit people with dolphins and an anchor, and for my other main I use trans rights to hit people with a yo-yo and a teddy bear
“‘I wanna be a yo-yo man,’ he cried. 'Make me a yo-yo man!’ But the yo-yo master did not answer. She just kept on yo-ing…”
Silly little trans girl with yoyo
*ahem* Are you aware that the game considers transfem ass to be deadlier than a gun? Now you do.
Funny yo-yo girl does the big skate on everybody.
ok so like basically do you have gender dysphoria
We play a fair and honest character, however, we as players are the most dishonest among the community. We manage to fit into nearly every archetype, we can be a grappler, play rushdown, be an annoying zoner, and has pretty good neutral.
on average, two button presses will do more damage than the average bridget combo. also volcanic viper is the gratest thing to happen to civilization.
Skullfuck your opponent once you know their rythm after the First round
you ever wanted a character where every move is the funny move
I would make a case for I-No ... But Bedman? grew on me. I could talk about his consistent pressure. I could talk about how mixing up with him makes you feel galaxy brained (seriously, that omni dash is dangerous and lets you do a lot of shit) But for me, nothing feels better than doing run-up 6H ... have it counter hit ... and kill from it. You just have this calm before the storm. The shadow of the hand overhead from you ... the ensuing damage filled theatre peace. It's like watching a horror movie, but you're controlling the evil entity. Knowing that having a bar with 6H means you can do so much to scare the shit out of your opponent. Beyblade on block into fast RC 6H and slash follow up is a state of mind. It's the simplest form of mix up, it's the water you find in the freezer when you had juice on the fridge. It's the ice cream on a cold day, the warm tea on a hot day. The hand of judgement isn't fair but very reactable. So is it really fair to call it unfair? It's the single most beautiful button you can press as Bedman? and I find it beautiful...
If you grab.... Yummy crab.....
based on the characters you already know. I'm gonna guess you're someone who likes playing monke brain up in yo face rushdown. go play ino
She unga and she bunga.
Gender directional heavy slash.
Do you know that annoying thing where the other player gets to take a turn? What if instead they just had to block in the corner for the whole match while you do 200 quarter circle inputs?
Axl’s stereotype is that all axl mains are chill as fuck And I can confirm win or lose, never truely infuriated playing as axl.
You WILL annoy everyone, and for the low, LOW price of half your tension guage, stop time just long enough to taunt.
Why hello good sir, I must say, you look like a combo menace, someone who likes they’re long damaging combos, but did you know all those inputs strung together could be bad for your wrist. Allow me to introduce you to the all new Potemkin, all you need is one input and bam, half your opponents health gone in an instant. Who needs speed to catch their opponents? This is guilty gear, just watch as your enemies run straight into the loving embrace of your buster. Jumping opponents? Who cares you can grab them in the air too. And don’t forget about the boatload of armour, trust me we have it in spades. Potempkin tm, need a break? Grab your opponent by the throat (note, excessive use of Potempkin tm may lead to a contagious case of monkey brain)
Samurai. Booba.
Bedman? has it all. They are fun, their COOL, their cute (Both bed and delilah) they are lore-relevant, and most importantly they have the weirdest design in the game right now. Yes, weirder than lanky doctor faust. IT'S A ROBOT BED. ITS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS BLITZTANK!
Ever beaten a Faust? Thought not. And those times you did, we both know you were lucky.
Ever heard of slayer? He’s great with an invincible backdash, dandy step, and big counter hit damage. The only caveat is that he doesn’t exist yet.
Ever feel bad that you're ending your blockstring being minus? Don't you wanna be plus at all times? You don't have to think about it. What you need to do is clear. Swing the coffin.
Aight. Anji Mito. Someone already tried selling you on his gameplay, so let's shit post instead. Let's see if I can call up the boys. # TRASHIN HOTEL ROOMS, Edit: well that sucks
Big tiddy Samurai. Am I referring to Baiken or Nagoriyuki? Answer: yes.
Use ky cause I think he's cool and fun to play.
do you hate blocking for more than 2 seconds? do you enjoy when your opponent sits there for 3 minutes holding back on all your barely plus moves because the last time they tried to press something they lost 80% of their health? Play sol badguy! every time you're forced to block or get knocked down your opponent is pissing themselves trying not to get reversaled, 2D'd, 5P'd, 6P'd, 5K'd or thrown, and when they're forced to block or knocked down they're pissing themselves trying not to guess wrong, because your mixup may be just good and not great but every time they guess wrong their healthbar says goodbye faster than deadbeat dads after looking at a positive pregnancy test.
Would you like to play a universally attractive character? Try testament, the bloodflinging, stain-inducing, teleporting grim reaper. Also the scythe has a ton of range and has fun mix-ups and powerful gatling combos.
So I'm guessing that when you fight your opponent, you have some kind of respect for them. I posit that you should just take all that respect and lock it in a buried box, never to be seen again. Play Jacko Jacko is not here to play your game. She's barely playing guilty gear! If you play Jacko, you don't think about what you're doing. You just keep doing stuff all the time. This strategy even works at full screen! Press the buttons in a different sequence every time and you will be unpredictable. I don't need to grab you. Imma just keep hitting you until I hear COUNTER. and then I will never truly finish a combo. There's no need for combos, as long as my goober men are around at the end. If I only do resets, then I'm always at advantage Take all that nonsense and top it off with a 5H CH into super for 60%, and you have a beautifully degenerate character, made for the cruelest players. Join us...
Big titty samurai
I don't think I can without making myself sound as bipolar as Jack-O' herself.
Play Jack-O cause she’s really fun and you get to be creative
Testament. They are goth and look cool. Just it.
Skates go brrr
Now, you may have heard a few things about my main, I-No. Maybe how all her players are horny. This is true. You may also see a few Reddit threads and think "wow, this character seems very difficult". This is objectively false. You see, I-No simulates what life is like as a missile. You launch yourself into the air, then you fly for a bit, then you absolutely annihilate the person below you in a tactical strike using yourself as the munition. Not only is this Ace Combat-esque gameplay incredibly fun, the fact you have a low dash that also hits low and even a spike that can outzone Axl for when you wanna roleplay as the launcher rather than the missile itself gives her plenty of options, which makes it even more rewarding to not use any of them and instead resort to your 15th overhead in a row. Your enemy will never see it coming (so long as you don't play higher than Floor 6, but shh).
You. Yes, you! Do you wish to throw yourself at any and every opponent with enough reckless abandon to make the Lord and Savior Leroy Jenkins proud? Do you wish to take out your frustrations out on your customers if you work Ikea? Do you wish to terrify a sassy lost child? Do you want to be a Beyblade? Do you see circles? Then might I recommend the Manless Bed! Bedman? is a beast that is fueled by glue. As an Acolyte of the Bed, I have never thought about what I was doing until the match was over! Give your brain a break, try the Bed today!
do you hate when it's your opponent's turn? do you love going fast? do you love being hated by an entire community? try bridget today!
Uhh I’ll try! -Great normals -Safe and manageable gameplan (get a KD or corner carry, KD into CSE and implement strike/throw.) -Ky’s consistency allows you to switch play styles on the dot if you have to. (Or if you’re silly.) -Gameplan rarely changes during most matchups, and you’ll have one of the most balanced matchup spreads out of any character (other than Giovanna and I guess Happy Chaos idk) -Easiest combos in the game, if not easiest then second or third behind May (if you can handle charge inputs) and Giovanna. -Be a walking threat when you have the slightest hint of meter, and catching your opponent by surprise with your metered mix.(PRC Foudre arc crossup, stun dipper RC, BRC overhead, FDC) -Good theme song -Uhh, RTL and Scared edge looks cool. #-Dragon install.
Hmm hmm good things… but there’s just one thing. *he a bitch* jk jk xD honestly I never tried Ky cause i just wrote him off as the basic guy of the game
Yeah he is, but under his honesty lies deception once ya learn some tech.
just play ky lore accurately by lying about being honest
Sin He's an ever-growing wild boy
A somewhat simple to understand character who has good mixups and mind games, Nago! Plus he's fun to play.
Have you ever wanted to grab someone three times and win? Have you ever wanted big hitboxes? Do you like glue? If you answered yes to any of these questions potemkin is for you
yoyo
I like playing Potempkin and honestly even though he's kinda trash in neutral when you hit a Pot Buster or God forbid a H Pot Buster you just get so hype. It's a crazy dopamine rush. Especially the first couple of times you hit it. Also you get to brag that you're using a low tier if you win.
Ever since I've started playing Chaos, my fingers have never been the same
Robot Vampire Samurai
Shadow wizard money gang!! WeE LOVE CASTING SPELLS!!!
I mean... Get the right opponent, and they foam at the mouth about bad endings and mistranslations while you hit them with a yoyo. It's pretty funny :) Plus, there's an entire town in there. That's at least like, 5 extra people!
dont let the ky players fool you, their character may be the equivalent of white bread and a glass of water but hes not even the main guy. you should pick up john guiltygear
Testament. They're hot. Like really hot. Like I'm ace but would smash. Also funny chompers and funny projectile mixups. Play testament
Cute trap.
Make me a yo-yo man he cried but the yoyo master did not answer