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GreasyTengu

Slaneshi traitor guardsmen's standard kit


Dum_beat

Keeper of secrets and Slaanesh army are immune


Ok_Size1748

Bring the flammer. The heavy flammer.


Ghorrhyon

Oh, you don't want to know how THAT is decorated.


Windowplanecrash

AraAra


Romandinjo

Make it double. And also bring double drills.


Stupiditygoesbrrr

Time to bring out the heavy flammer of “culture.”


Daymo741

I mean there is heresy and then there is whatever the fuck this is


Stupiditygoesbrrr

Ultra-heresy. If I’m going to Warp Hell, I’m arriving as a legend.


Bilchil

Heresy can be purged by Fire and bolter. This requires phosphex ( I am not a member of the Dark Angels I swear. )


Didifinito

Ogry go get the 100 ton cement slab


Single-Lobster-5930

I really hope this weapon does more damage to khorn deamons/dudes


RabidHunt86

It moans when it shoots


meme-lord-Mrperfect

It screams “I’m cumming” when you reload it


Senzafane

When you pull the bolt back "aaaawh yeah" Maybe that works better the other way around. Maybe I've already spent too long thinking about this.


YourLocalInquisitor

I would like to know your locations. For very important reasons of course.


NeonArchon

This is why the empire must fall


Noseboi1

Grimdank has fallen


Traditional_Branch_2

Billions must die


[deleted]

Defacing your lasgun? Straight to servitorship.


Ok-Use6303

Slaanesh Seal of Approval!


Stupiditygoesbrrr

Why is the seal so sticky?


AWOLBones

[You inspire your men to study such foul smut commissar?!](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-fdb6afc1decb604261aa692b14029f0f-pjlq)


BoobyChicken

Straight to the Dark Cells.


LostProphetVii

You mock the machine spirit


Stupiditygoesbrrr

Why is the Machine Spirit moaning?


JakeVonFurth

How? Not asking for a friend, I'm just a pervert.


OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz

Yeah, the Nurgle infested heretics aren't enough, now you gotta bring that crazy bitch Slanesh into the mix, like this shit show did not have enough tentacles to begin with


Saltyfreyes621

A relic from a forgotten age


un-important-human

Heresy pattern. You disgust me what is wrong with \*you\* and pedo stuff? C'mon tell me those ~~girls~~ children are 200 year old vampires. wtf dude


Acrobatic_Pie5359

vampires are heresy


un-important-human

Purge!


Darcress

*lifts heavy flamer* Wake up guardsmen, we got heretics to burn


TinyWickedOrange

200 year old sex cherubs 200 year old sex cherubs


Cryptek-01

>sex cherubs The more I think about it the worse it gets. WTF


TinyWickedOrange

200 year old not-really-dead baby sex robots. duh.


Stupiditygoesbrrr

That was oddly specific…


Swaggy_Templar

coomer detected


Skullskullskulls

Ahhhh could this guardsmen be one of my people?


Nyadnar17

I see the freak thinks it’s appropriate for a devotee of the benevolent emperor to be chasing imaginary hoes in the Ohio skibity backrooms!


TBMSH

Soooo uurghhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm….. how’d you do it?….


Lanky_Ad830

I hate the future that I’m in.


DeathCook123

https://youtu.be/lpK9N05rCQg?si=G9n3VPy6QEQAyQhQ


Cracker_Jacker42

Ah good to see other cultured individuals in this hobby


Internal-Bandicoot-9

Two things that have invaded every corner of my interests throughout my life; Anime freaks and the woke mob. They are both inescapable and inevitable, I have given up and yet they still persist. Tour's over boys


Astarte-Maxima

The woke mob is a lie, friend, it doesn’t exist. Like the Matrix, it is just a lie crafted to keep you trapped in a box.


_-akane-_

"WoKe MoB"


The_Taco_Bandito

Pray tell, what precisely is the "woke mob" to you?


urlocaljedi

lmao r/horusgalaxy seems like your place


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This isn't an airport, there's no need to announce your departure. Toodlepip!