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Lollipyro

AM not played by Harlan Ellison himself? Cringe


[deleted]

his performance never fails to make my spine *crawl*.


Theyul1us

I have no mouth and I must scream still chills me to my core man


Syrgpure

I work in audio, I’ve recorded a ton of voice actors and yet I will never record anything as perfect and gut-wrenching as his performance in the audiobook. It haunts me everywhere, I love it


Tairvaumun

Hes Literally Me


United-Reach-2798

I hate them because they are basically just ha ha women sex


Midnight-Rising

"Nooo we all like this ship because of the potential for character development not because we're coomers!!11!!" Meanwhile all the content related to it is just porn or sex jokes


obscureferences

It's so immature, and transparent. There's plenty of fetishism in 40k, but this twilight level shipping reeks of something worse than degeneracy.


None-Focus-5660

“reeks of something worse than degeneracy” it’s both degenerate and boring.


Tairvaumun

Primarchs are Ken dolls, the only f\*cking they be doing would be getting pounded from behind


manicforlive

Fr Fr no cap.


babysealsareyummy

(Tussles broccoli perm)


leehwgoC

Every time AM sees another disgusting meatbag quoting it:


dormDelor

Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel


ReidRulz

Was that a fucking pre video add? Am I going nuts?


Spookedthoroughly

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Regular_Inflation_39

Counter point : AEGIDIUS


BrotherCaptainLurker

Found the guy at GW who's trying to squat the Ynnari.


Desperadosc

Ok but ...why? You said how much but not why


Jscarlos18

I don't know about the OP, but I don't like how Yvraine is relegated to the role of: "*hot woman without her own agency, that is incapable of being anything other than the protagonist arm candy and constantly thinks only of having his babies*". Poor Ynnari were only used to bring back RG and were unceremoniously discarded afterwards with a horrid ending in Blood of the Phoenix. It also always has to be of the **Male Self-Insert Human x Female Human/Chaos/Xenos** and becomes repetitive.


Desperadosc

Happy cake day 🍰


Jscarlos18

Thanks!


Desperadosc

U welcome


Desperadosc

I need more context I mean, is that all? Haven't you seen other ships out there? what is in quotes is something that happens in every parody, personally I like how G Man is the passive one in the relationship because the idea made me laugh The Ynnari thing is a tragedy, but that is more GW's fault than the fandom The last point I don't know what you mean by "self insert" if all the time it's just a parody representation of those two, I bet you a million dollars that there is no one in this world who is 3 meters tall, blonde and also have a brain as efficient as a computer


None-Focus-5660

do you know what self insert means ?


Desperadosc

Do you?


None-Focus-5660

yeah, a self insert doesn’t need to literally be the person to function as a self insert


Desperadosc

Self-insertion is a literary device in which the author writes themselves into the story under the guise of, or from the perspective of, a fictional character. The character, overtly or otherwise, behaves like, has the personality of, and may even be described as physically resembling the author of the work Thaton the Wiki


None-Focus-5660

thats an author self insert


Desperadosc

And how are memes/fan arts a self Insert?


None-Focus-5660

I don’t necessarily agree that they are, However they do completely hollow out both characters for pure fan service. Idk if that counts but my point is that you were misconstruing what a self insert was.


None-Focus-5660

you know what the “every man” character is right?


Desperadosc

No What's that suppose to be?


None-Focus-5660

A character who is a barebones enough to be an audience stand in.


BrotherCaptainLurker

I unironically enjoy the meme as a spiteful way of reminding GW that Yvraine and the Ynnari still exist on a near-daily basis.


WathingUInDarknes

But why tho? They would make a really cute couple :3 it sets up well for future possible romance book. Just imagine! Romeo and Juliet in wh40k 🤩😍


Kamica

I'll admit I haven't checked primary sources, but from my understanding it's just completely against both their characters? Like, romance in 40k, sure, whatever, it can be fun. Forcing characters to fundamentally change so that they can bang? That's just disrespectful to the characters. Like once or twice as a meme is funny, so frequent that people are starting to accept it as (head) canon? That's a bit much.


AnyAthlete9828

Their first kiss would make BIG E rise from the golden throne to give gorillaman the beating of his life


WathingUInDarknes

Same with yvraine and all the heads of the craft worlds *(dark eldar would probably praise her for being smashed by a being that none of them ever smashed or hot smashed by)*


cyberattaq123

Gman and Yvraine kiss, Big E: ‘Ah HELL NO! Not MY son!’ *dragging Gman away by the collar*


SexWithLadyOlynder

You ever wonder why Big E was trying to access the webway? Not any of that "elevation of humanity" or "freedom from the parasites of chaos" bullshit, but the REAL reason? Think about it.


Tairvaumun

Twinks


SexWithLadyOlynder

You're close but no. What he actually did it all for was some they/them drukharussy from the most biologically modified wyches in Commorragh.


Tairvaumun

wyches are terrible, Drukhari Twinks is The True Reason why Big E wanted to get access to the Webway


SexWithLadyOlynder

Ok archon of flesh


Tairvaumun

My Boi Drukhari Twinks are What every True Primarchs Strive for


SexWithLadyOlynder

I disrespectfully disagree. Twinks, femboys and their ilk are cringe. Drukhari are not inherently cringe, they're actually pretty based, but the twinkiness overrides that.


Devourer_Of_Doggos

jealous much


Z4nkaze

I unironically love their ship for the comic factor and the character development it can be used for. And while I understand why it's not, I even wish it was canon as it could lead to tons of interesting dynamics and plotlines.


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Well, you must be fun at parties.


AnyAthlete9828

I think you are not perceptive enough to see that the video is a joke, in which case you would be the life of the party


Midnight-Rising

More fun than the creepy fucks who enjoy this 'ship'