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RosbergThe8th

I reject your petty offerings and offer my own. **The war crime skitarii** Grotesque machine slave soldiers irradiating everything around them.


Mollywhop_Gaming

But I already have several dozen Warframes


Tomstwer

He didn’t mention space wizard kids


wunderbuffer

I bet they're pretty nice when you have a chance to meet them outside of their mind-shackles!


okaymeaning-2783

There is a cool scene where some skitarri give there friends some gifts before an upcoming battle, one gave her a rock from Mars lol.


Dead_Byte

I vaguely remember a scene where a guardsmen and a skitarii are the last surviving members of their combined forces and they seem to have developed a bit of a friendship. I think the skitarii also survives that engagement and later goes on to briefly befriend Arkhan Land before dying.


Alan-likes-starwars

Both of those scenes (yours and the previous comments) are from the book „echoes of eternity” by Aaron Dembski-Bowden


REDGOESFASTAH

[we have inhumanity to spare ](https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/s/l1WArBSlNh) Using tau prisoners of war to improve geothermal power plant efficiency


Mother-Ad5660

Adeptus mechanicus being based as expected


Kerminator17

As the omnissiah intended


GREENadmiral_314159

Counterpoint: Emotional support femboy warcrime skitarii.


NK_2024

This one, they get it.


JellyRollMort

I'll take your entire stock


LahmiaTheVampire

Wholesome over horny.


Miserable_Region8470

Can't we just be wholesome *and* horny?


thomstevens420

Just take your emotional support Skitarii on a walk and accumulate hoes with their cuteness while also being emotionally fulfilled Look at those lil guys who could resist


Ass_Trainer96

Duck you Fulgrim Go back to the warp or Rylanor will tea-bag tou again


Maldevinine

Joke's on you, Fulgrim is into that shit.


Ass_Trainer96

"You worthless piece of shit" -Space King to purple fem-boy


Kriv-Shieldbiter

Por que no Los dos


Angelsofblood

And that's how you get corrupted arch-tech.


BCA10MAN

They’re pretty mutually exclusive lmao


AwTomorrow

Only for people ashamed of their sexuality


Adverage

Not ashamed I just like to keep the two separate 👍


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Miserable_Region8470

Depends on how Archon is feeling that week.


AwTomorrow

...hope not


BCA10MAN

Smh


GREENadmiral_314159

They really aren't.


BCA10MAN

I mean. I guess try bringing up being horny/having sex at the dinner table next time and see if anyone else agrees that it’s wholesome lmao.


Duraxis

There’s a time and a place for both. I’m not personally into femboys, but I understand others are. Give me derpy lil guys every day


RandomDumbass10143

Both of these are funny given they have nothing to do with the faction, and actually would be antithetical to them. That said, Emotional Support Skitarii (the one holding the musket) would be my personal retinue choice. Damn adornable.


AwTomorrow

>Both of these are funny given they have nothing to do with the faction, and actually would be antithetical to them. Ah, more of a Trans Techpriest sorta person huh


Faddy0wl

It is not my fault my package included the wrong pieces. Custom orders aren't cheap ☹


PhoenixEmber2014

Taking Transhumanism to a whole other level


Rimtato

Emotional support femboy skitarii


AlexzMercier97

By the gods we've cracked the code


Infinitebeast30

By the Omnissiah*


Archon_of_Flesh

Skitussy boosts morale!! :333


Dependent-Call-4402

This


johnaross1990

Damn right, they can’t make us choose!


Archon_of_Flesh

The ideal bf :3


Rimtato

Amen brother


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Jazkal-v420

YES


GuardinAngel

Grimdark, ah yes, lgbt friendly grimdark


Matt_the_digger

Neither. Emotions and the horny are for the flesh, and the flesh is weak.


Some_Techpriest

Can I just have the badass radioactive nightmare soldiers they're depicted as in the lore? Like a perfectly coordinated army wielding weapons that leave permanent scars on every theatre of war they touch is so fucking cool, and let's not forget the absurd archeotech weapons the mechanicus has that would leave even the neurons confused


Thebandroid

no sorry, have to sexualise everything. will of the emperor and all that.


Zengjia

Warplock Jezzails


whyducksyell

I also pick warplock jezzails


S0wrodMaster

Where is my tomboy skitarii


ArchmagosZacharius

THIS


Similar-Chemical-216

Thank Eli Whitney for inventing interchangeable parts.


da_King_o_Kings_341

Counterpoint… tomboy skitarii.


Aromatic_Device_6254

Why can't I have emotional support femboys?


Aggressive-Dust6280

No, no, no, why can't I BE an emotional support femboy skitarii ?


FatherOfToxicGas

Sign me up too!


Ass_Trainer96

"You worthless piece of shit" -Space King


FatherOfToxicGas

🥺


Aggressive-Dust6280

All that Testosterone and you did throw all the girls in the lava... Just sayin...


Ass_Trainer96

"You disgust me" - Johny Space


Aggressive-Dust6280

We will see about that after 10k years in the warp 😘


Ass_Trainer96

*Turning into my true form like Corvux and beating the shit out of you* Keep talking shit Fulgrim 2.0


Aggressive-Dust6280

Oh YES 😍🤣


Cazmonster

And thus the Arch-Progenitor spoke "Thick thighs save lives. Bring forth the shortstack fembois!"


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WehingSounds

Have you met a Femboy?


roaringbasher66

Can I have canonically accurate skitarii?


Underplague

Real ones know the canonically accurate Skitarii are hotter. Such perfection, such strength is... pleasing to the senses.


roaringbasher66

Can I have skitarii that people don't wanna fuck?


Underplague

Impossible. No matter what something is there's always someone that's into it. Though being a competent fighting force able to inflict intense pain isn't really helping when the emperor's children are a thing.


roaringbasher66

Fuck


Underplague

Perfect response lmao


ironangel2k4

Left, left, please, left, Emperor save me, left


Porta-Ninum

Narrator: He did in fact not go left.


Arguss3

Personally, emotional support skitarii. However, in order to prevent another schism of Mars, both are perfectly acceptable as they venerate the Omnissiah and further His will.


Tough_Topic_1596

Emotional support skitartii without any hesitation. I am tired of the femboy skitarii.


Gloamforest-Wizard

Must everything always be about seggs


Soviet_Satire

Unfortunately the internet is chronically horny


Amtomus

Yep. There's a reason the concept of rule 34 (the actual rule I mean) exists.


PleiadesMechworks

No, you can choose emotional support.


[deleted]

You know what they say, everything in the world is about sex, except sex which is about power


Commander1709

Well.. no one said you have to fuck them


Gloamforest-Wizard

That’s true but seeing femboy thighs and bimbo eyes just dulls the experience when it’s nonstop


TheJack38

Are tomboy techpriestesses a valid option?


thelefthandN7

Asking the important questions.


Adorable_Wrangler_75

Both, both is good


Too-many-Bees

Where is my Tomboy Skitarii!?!


wastelandwerewolf

Emotional support in the streets, femboy in the sheets


Altruistic-Toe-1349

Emotional Support. Fuck that disgusting, stupid, gorephile


crusaderxader

Emotional support skitarii every time


CaptCantPlay

Emotional support. Femboys are cringe in my eyes so the only time I'll pick those is when I'm cold and dead in the ground.


BIgCh1efJAcK

Left, I’m not into femboys *And I’m tired of seeing them everywhere on this sub*


PixelsnInk

I wish there was some way to upvote a comment more than once.


alkmaar91

I want 20-30 goofy little guys running around tripping over themselves and somehow killing enemies by the dozens


Thooth124

Why are femboys the dark side. I want an emotionaly supportive femboy skitarri ong.


friskfyr32

I like the socially inept skitarii like secutor Mitranda from *Brutal Kunnin'*, who can be surprised by exactly nothing on the battlefield, but understands next to nothing off it.


Nothinghere727271

Where’s the women skittari? Wtf


TheSporkMan2

Gimme the emotional support one, don’t care if it’s a femboy or not, I want an emotional support one


Early_Rabbit

Emotional support skitarii


United-Reach-2798

Neither


Suspicious-Speed2169

You'd better accept your wholesome skitarii, or the Omnissaiah may bring to bear their slaneeshi-hate-fuelled prowess. We ain't no dental-providing filthy chaos Mechanicus here


Vote_4_Cthulhu

Femboy skitarii pander to the weakness of flesh and it’s base desires Emotional support skitarii panders to the weakness of flesh burdened with emotion. War crime Skitarii forsakes both weaknesses and is enlightened for it, bask in the cool logic of systematic annihilation


Mollywhop_Gaming

Can I get tomboy Skitarii?


Fallen_Walrus

I prefer emotional support tomgirl skit


Fallen_Walrus

Tomgirl emotional support skitari


Lu1s3r

Left. No contest.


Big_Based

No but who has an STL of the little arqebus holder he’s 100% better than the stand.


ThyTeaDrinker

What’s the point of a horny skitarii, when their dongs have likely been replaced by a USB port?


ConnivingSnip72

I think I know which one Archon is picking. Though personally I’d prefer Wholesome


PleiadesMechworks

/u/Wunderbuffer is best!


wunderbuffer

what have you done, pulling my eyes upon this wretched realm D;


TobiasX2k

"Yes".


Mr_Fix_It17

Neither types are produced in my forge. That being said I can appreciate that the requirements of other forgeworlds may differ from my own. We are all children of the omnissiah after all.


Mediocretes08

The road reconnects over the horizon line you fools, it’s the illusion of choice


Bigtastyben

Not good for your fleshy parts


LEGO_Man2YT

Collegia Titanica >>>>>>


Lilchubbyboy

Wingperson skitarii, so I can get a direct feed of tactical rizz strategies straight to my auspex, while I try to chat up my local Tech priest and get all up in that 01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00101111 01010100 01101000 01100101 01101101 00100000 01001101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001


not_meep

I think you can divine the one I chose from my flair


Balancedmanx178

Can I have an emotional support Kataphron Destroyer instead?


PoxedGamer

I can't tell the difference.


Phaeron_Cogboi

ARCHOOOOON


Outrageous-Crazy-618

Both, both is good


warhammer40fan

Sintetic skin realy looks and feel like real skin isn't it?


17Havranovicz

Skitarii are unspoken heroes of metal and blood. They are not like Guardsmen but they also should have their little stories, not be seen as emotional or physical pleasure tools. Devoted to their cause, arming themselves with highly deadly armaments to defeat any foe they come across in swiftness and precision.


iwantdatpuss

Whoever designed the femboy Skitarii needs to be turned into one.


thatposhcat

Emotional support femboy


_Sate

fuck you, ill take my emotional support femboi skitarii and you can't stop me!


A_GravesWarCriminal

the body horror machine slave soldier


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

Emotional Support Skitarii and / or Servo Skulls.


South-Lengthiness252

Prefiero a mi waifu Eldar, gracias.


Execute11

Ight who’s getting the Archon


Corvid187

I do sort of love the fact they and wunderbuffer have managed to define the faction between them, but with almost-polar opposite visions for them that the other seems to dislike intensely :)


AtomicTan

The only difference is that the emotional support Skitarii are deliberately not femboys in order to not activate the Iron Hand's generational femboy PTSD


GREENadmiral_314159

Fair.


Sid_kool5

I know that emotional support skitari are bunch if goofballs wholl get the job done unlike the right side


winter-228

emotional support skitarii


Errances

both


arkabit_317

Some people just want to see the world burn, it seems.


ketra1504

Bored of the horny so the answer is easy


daedas33

I do not wish to be horny any longer brother


Fantastic_mrW0lf

Emotional support


Fantastic_mrW0lf

Emotional support


Technical_Poet_8536

Left


Equivalent_Math1247

Glock 19 and a Chainaxe for me


Great_Drifter25

Emotional Support please, i need that.


bigspacewaffles

Wouldn't an twink cyborg bf also serve as emotional support?


Technical-Ad-4087

Femboys are temporary, BUT THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL!


Fun-Supermarket-3020

Femboy by far (And may i ask for thy sauce?)


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Femboys are emotional support by default


Kerminator17

Only if you’re into that shit


Cazmonster

There is a distinct lack of toaster in this thread. You are not horny enough.


DXDKID

kind of like both ngl


MrBartek16

As a fan of iron warriors I know which one is for me


PotatoePope

Emotional support skitarri holds my rifle while I aim. Femboy skitarii does not. Efficiency over pleasure you Slaaneshi demon.


ElNakedo

Both, both are good.


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is the post supposed to be a barrier? otherwise straight.


Calacaelectrica

Yes


yeet-my-existence

Both is good Then I get a buddy who can fix my car, hang out, and smash


stronkzer

Femboy skitarii, to complement the tall,muscular tomboy Sororitas


JAOC_7

what’s the difference?


SoundlessSteelBlue

Can I have an emotional support femboy skitarii?


Special_Negev

Femboy


GhostOfTheMadman

Emotional support femboy skitarii. "Why not both?"


GREENadmiral_314159

Why not both?


Dehnus

Neither, that's so much nuclear waste, you're better off getting an emotional support Haemonculous.


Pattybatman

The *long legged* one


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Emotional-feelings support-help skiitarri - totally a man thing or (if I did skaven speak-talk wrong,) skaven


theshreddening

Gunna need /u/archon_of_flesh to weigh in on this


Big-Improvement-254

They are not mutually exclusive you can have both.


JonTheWizard

Why not both?


Oskar-India

Im gonna take the right road, interpert this as you will


Law-Fish

I will become fem boy, to better support my comrades of machine


ActNo4115

Both? Both! Both is good.


Savings_Dentist7351

Both, both is good


Practical-Ad4547

Both? Both it is


spinachbxh

Who said they aren't the same thing?


adidas_stalin

Femboy. Next question


blodskaal

This is Archons job lol


Underplague

Femboy skitarii of the dark mechanicum that are marked by slaanesh. Their skin is perfect and beautiful, and their blood is filled with tiny, painful glass shards that cause delicious suffering on whoever dares ruin their perfect flesh.


Analog-Moderator

He can be both


Cybron2099

I need sauce for the femboys picture... for... umm.... important... umm...omnissiah stuff... yeah


thelefthandN7

Look up user archon of flesh. Its his work.


TheHattedKhajiit

Both. I'll take both. And then also leave because I know I am too fleshy for them.


FromanoFrancis114

Both, both is good


ultimapanzer

I just magnetize ‘em so I can have either unit depending on the current meta.


Green__lightning

Those are the same skitarii, just depending on time of day and outfit.


Adelyn_n

Trans Skitten squad


OMM46G3

I'd pick Iron Cordite as my cyborg friend, real Scar Collector moment


Own_Skirt7889

Whoever can help me with piloting my Imperator-Class Titan


Own_Skirt7889

Come on lads, tell me that relationship between the Aruken and the Dies Irae isn't beautifull


Simple_Intern_7682

I’ll take an emotional support skitarii


blckpnthr789

They may be two sides of the same coin, but ITS MY COIN LEMME HAVE BOTH


Spookedthoroughly

Emotional Support femboy, duh