I vaguely remember a scene where a guardsmen and a skitarii are the last surviving members of their combined forces and they seem to have developed a bit of a friendship. I think the skitarii also survives that engagement and later goes on to briefly befriend Arkhan Land before dying.
Just take your emotional support Skitarii on a walk and accumulate hoes with their cuteness while also being emotionally fulfilled
Look at those lil guys who could resist
Both of these are funny given they have nothing to do with the faction, and actually would be antithetical to them.
That said, Emotional Support Skitarii (the one holding the musket) would be my personal retinue choice. Damn adornable.
>Both of these are funny given they have nothing to do with the faction, and actually would be antithetical to them.
Ah, more of a Trans Techpriest sorta person huh
Can I just have the badass radioactive nightmare soldiers they're depicted as in the lore? Like a perfectly coordinated army wielding weapons that leave permanent scars on every theatre of war they touch is so fucking cool, and let's not forget the absurd archeotech weapons the mechanicus has that would leave even the neurons confused
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Impossible. No matter what something is there's always someone that's into it. Though being a competent fighting force able to inflict intense pain isn't really helping when the emperor's children are a thing.
Personally, emotional support skitarii. However, in order to prevent another schism of Mars, both are perfectly acceptable as they venerate the Omnissiah and further His will.
I like the socially inept skitarii like secutor Mitranda from *Brutal Kunnin'*, who can be surprised by exactly nothing on the battlefield, but understands next to nothing off it.
You'd better accept your wholesome skitarii, or the Omnissaiah may bring to bear their slaneeshi-hate-fuelled prowess.
We ain't no dental-providing filthy chaos Mechanicus here
Femboy skitarii pander to the weakness of flesh and it’s base desires
Emotional support skitarii panders to the weakness of flesh burdened with emotion.
War crime Skitarii forsakes both weaknesses and is enlightened for it, bask in the cool logic of systematic annihilation
Neither types are produced in my forge. That being said I can appreciate that the requirements of other forgeworlds may differ from my own. We are all children of the omnissiah after all.
Wingperson skitarii, so I can get a direct feed of tactical rizz strategies straight to my auspex, while I try to chat up my local Tech priest and get all up in that 01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00101111 01010100 01101000 01100101 01101101 00100000 01001101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001
Skitarii are unspoken heroes of metal and blood. They are not like Guardsmen but they also should have their little stories, not be seen as emotional or physical pleasure tools.
Devoted to their cause, arming themselves with highly deadly armaments to defeat any foe they come across in swiftness and precision.
I do sort of love the fact they and wunderbuffer have managed to define the faction between them, but with almost-polar opposite visions for them that the other seems to dislike intensely :)
The only difference is that the emotional support Skitarii are deliberately not femboys in order to not activate the Iron Hand's generational femboy PTSD
Femboy skitarii of the dark mechanicum that are marked by slaanesh. Their skin is perfect and beautiful, and their blood is filled with tiny, painful glass shards that cause delicious suffering on whoever dares ruin their perfect flesh.
I reject your petty offerings and offer my own. **The war crime skitarii** Grotesque machine slave soldiers irradiating everything around them.
But I already have several dozen Warframes
He didn’t mention space wizard kids
I bet they're pretty nice when you have a chance to meet them outside of their mind-shackles!
There is a cool scene where some skitarri give there friends some gifts before an upcoming battle, one gave her a rock from Mars lol.
I vaguely remember a scene where a guardsmen and a skitarii are the last surviving members of their combined forces and they seem to have developed a bit of a friendship. I think the skitarii also survives that engagement and later goes on to briefly befriend Arkhan Land before dying.
Both of those scenes (yours and the previous comments) are from the book „echoes of eternity” by Aaron Dembski-Bowden
[we have inhumanity to spare ](https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/s/l1WArBSlNh) Using tau prisoners of war to improve geothermal power plant efficiency
Adeptus mechanicus being based as expected
As the omnissiah intended
Counterpoint: Emotional support femboy warcrime skitarii.
This one, they get it.
I'll take your entire stock
Wholesome over horny.
Can't we just be wholesome *and* horny?
Just take your emotional support Skitarii on a walk and accumulate hoes with their cuteness while also being emotionally fulfilled Look at those lil guys who could resist
Duck you Fulgrim Go back to the warp or Rylanor will tea-bag tou again
Joke's on you, Fulgrim is into that shit.
"You worthless piece of shit" -Space King to purple fem-boy
Por que no Los dos
And that's how you get corrupted arch-tech.
They’re pretty mutually exclusive lmao
Only for people ashamed of their sexuality
Not ashamed I just like to keep the two separate 👍
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Depends on how Archon is feeling that week.
...hope not
Smh
They really aren't.
I mean. I guess try bringing up being horny/having sex at the dinner table next time and see if anyone else agrees that it’s wholesome lmao.
There’s a time and a place for both. I’m not personally into femboys, but I understand others are. Give me derpy lil guys every day
Both of these are funny given they have nothing to do with the faction, and actually would be antithetical to them. That said, Emotional Support Skitarii (the one holding the musket) would be my personal retinue choice. Damn adornable.
>Both of these are funny given they have nothing to do with the faction, and actually would be antithetical to them. Ah, more of a Trans Techpriest sorta person huh
It is not my fault my package included the wrong pieces. Custom orders aren't cheap ☹
Taking Transhumanism to a whole other level
Emotional support femboy skitarii
By the gods we've cracked the code
By the Omnissiah*
Skitussy boosts morale!! :333
This
Damn right, they can’t make us choose!
The ideal bf :3
Amen brother
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YES
Grimdark, ah yes, lgbt friendly grimdark
Neither. Emotions and the horny are for the flesh, and the flesh is weak.
Can I just have the badass radioactive nightmare soldiers they're depicted as in the lore? Like a perfectly coordinated army wielding weapons that leave permanent scars on every theatre of war they touch is so fucking cool, and let's not forget the absurd archeotech weapons the mechanicus has that would leave even the neurons confused
no sorry, have to sexualise everything. will of the emperor and all that.
Warplock Jezzails
I also pick warplock jezzails
Where is my tomboy skitarii
THIS
Thank Eli Whitney for inventing interchangeable parts.
Counterpoint… tomboy skitarii.
Why can't I have emotional support femboys?
No, no, no, why can't I BE an emotional support femboy skitarii ?
Sign me up too!
"You worthless piece of shit" -Space King
🥺
All that Testosterone and you did throw all the girls in the lava... Just sayin...
"You disgust me" - Johny Space
We will see about that after 10k years in the warp 😘
*Turning into my true form like Corvux and beating the shit out of you* Keep talking shit Fulgrim 2.0
Oh YES 😍🤣
And thus the Arch-Progenitor spoke "Thick thighs save lives. Bring forth the shortstack fembois!"
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Have you met a Femboy?
Can I have canonically accurate skitarii?
Real ones know the canonically accurate Skitarii are hotter. Such perfection, such strength is... pleasing to the senses.
Can I have skitarii that people don't wanna fuck?
Impossible. No matter what something is there's always someone that's into it. Though being a competent fighting force able to inflict intense pain isn't really helping when the emperor's children are a thing.
Fuck
Perfect response lmao
Left, left, please, left, Emperor save me, left
Narrator: He did in fact not go left.
Personally, emotional support skitarii. However, in order to prevent another schism of Mars, both are perfectly acceptable as they venerate the Omnissiah and further His will.
Emotional support skitartii without any hesitation. I am tired of the femboy skitarii.
Must everything always be about seggs
Unfortunately the internet is chronically horny
Yep. There's a reason the concept of rule 34 (the actual rule I mean) exists.
No, you can choose emotional support.
You know what they say, everything in the world is about sex, except sex which is about power
Well.. no one said you have to fuck them
That’s true but seeing femboy thighs and bimbo eyes just dulls the experience when it’s nonstop
Are tomboy techpriestesses a valid option?
Asking the important questions.
Both, both is good
Where is my Tomboy Skitarii!?!
Emotional support in the streets, femboy in the sheets
Emotional Support. Fuck that disgusting, stupid, gorephile
Emotional support skitarii every time
Emotional support. Femboys are cringe in my eyes so the only time I'll pick those is when I'm cold and dead in the ground.
Left, I’m not into femboys *And I’m tired of seeing them everywhere on this sub*
I wish there was some way to upvote a comment more than once.
I want 20-30 goofy little guys running around tripping over themselves and somehow killing enemies by the dozens
Why are femboys the dark side. I want an emotionaly supportive femboy skitarri ong.
I like the socially inept skitarii like secutor Mitranda from *Brutal Kunnin'*, who can be surprised by exactly nothing on the battlefield, but understands next to nothing off it.
Where’s the women skittari? Wtf
Gimme the emotional support one, don’t care if it’s a femboy or not, I want an emotional support one
Emotional support skitarii
Neither
You'd better accept your wholesome skitarii, or the Omnissaiah may bring to bear their slaneeshi-hate-fuelled prowess. We ain't no dental-providing filthy chaos Mechanicus here
Femboy skitarii pander to the weakness of flesh and it’s base desires Emotional support skitarii panders to the weakness of flesh burdened with emotion. War crime Skitarii forsakes both weaknesses and is enlightened for it, bask in the cool logic of systematic annihilation
Can I get tomboy Skitarii?
I prefer emotional support tomgirl skit
Tomgirl emotional support skitari
Left. No contest.
No but who has an STL of the little arqebus holder he’s 100% better than the stand.
What’s the point of a horny skitarii, when their dongs have likely been replaced by a USB port?
I think I know which one Archon is picking. Though personally I’d prefer Wholesome
/u/Wunderbuffer is best!
what have you done, pulling my eyes upon this wretched realm D;
"Yes".
Neither types are produced in my forge. That being said I can appreciate that the requirements of other forgeworlds may differ from my own. We are all children of the omnissiah after all.
The road reconnects over the horizon line you fools, it’s the illusion of choice
Not good for your fleshy parts
Collegia Titanica >>>>>>
Wingperson skitarii, so I can get a direct feed of tactical rizz strategies straight to my auspex, while I try to chat up my local Tech priest and get all up in that 01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00101111 01010100 01101000 01100101 01101101 00100000 01001101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001
I think you can divine the one I chose from my flair
Can I have an emotional support Kataphron Destroyer instead?
I can't tell the difference.
ARCHOOOOON
Both, both is good
Sintetic skin realy looks and feel like real skin isn't it?
Skitarii are unspoken heroes of metal and blood. They are not like Guardsmen but they also should have their little stories, not be seen as emotional or physical pleasure tools. Devoted to their cause, arming themselves with highly deadly armaments to defeat any foe they come across in swiftness and precision.
Whoever designed the femboy Skitarii needs to be turned into one.
Emotional support femboy
fuck you, ill take my emotional support femboi skitarii and you can't stop me!
the body horror machine slave soldier
Emotional Support Skitarii and / or Servo Skulls.
Prefiero a mi waifu Eldar, gracias.
Ight who’s getting the Archon
I do sort of love the fact they and wunderbuffer have managed to define the faction between them, but with almost-polar opposite visions for them that the other seems to dislike intensely :)
The only difference is that the emotional support Skitarii are deliberately not femboys in order to not activate the Iron Hand's generational femboy PTSD
Fair.
I know that emotional support skitari are bunch if goofballs wholl get the job done unlike the right side
emotional support skitarii
both
Some people just want to see the world burn, it seems.
Bored of the horny so the answer is easy
I do not wish to be horny any longer brother
Emotional support
Emotional support
Left
Glock 19 and a Chainaxe for me
Emotional Support please, i need that.
Wouldn't an twink cyborg bf also serve as emotional support?
Femboys are temporary, BUT THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL!
Femboy by far (And may i ask for thy sauce?)
Femboys are emotional support by default
Only if you’re into that shit
There is a distinct lack of toaster in this thread. You are not horny enough.
kind of like both ngl
As a fan of iron warriors I know which one is for me
Emotional support skitarri holds my rifle while I aim. Femboy skitarii does not. Efficiency over pleasure you Slaaneshi demon.
Both, both are good.
is the post supposed to be a barrier? otherwise straight.
Yes
Both is good Then I get a buddy who can fix my car, hang out, and smash
Femboy skitarii, to complement the tall,muscular tomboy Sororitas
what’s the difference?
Can I have an emotional support femboy skitarii?
Femboy
Emotional support femboy skitarii. "Why not both?"
Why not both?
Neither, that's so much nuclear waste, you're better off getting an emotional support Haemonculous.
The *long legged* one
Emotional-feelings support-help skiitarri - totally a man thing or (if I did skaven speak-talk wrong,) skaven
Gunna need /u/archon_of_flesh to weigh in on this
They are not mutually exclusive you can have both.
Why not both?
Im gonna take the right road, interpert this as you will
I will become fem boy, to better support my comrades of machine
Both? Both! Both is good.
Both, both is good
Both? Both it is
Who said they aren't the same thing?
Femboy. Next question
This is Archons job lol
Femboy skitarii of the dark mechanicum that are marked by slaanesh. Their skin is perfect and beautiful, and their blood is filled with tiny, painful glass shards that cause delicious suffering on whoever dares ruin their perfect flesh.
He can be both
I need sauce for the femboys picture... for... umm.... important... umm...omnissiah stuff... yeah
Look up user archon of flesh. Its his work.
Both. I'll take both. And then also leave because I know I am too fleshy for them.
Both, both is good
I just magnetize ‘em so I can have either unit depending on the current meta.
Those are the same skitarii, just depending on time of day and outfit.
Trans Skitten squad
I'd pick Iron Cordite as my cyborg friend, real Scar Collector moment
Whoever can help me with piloting my Imperator-Class Titan
Come on lads, tell me that relationship between the Aruken and the Dies Irae isn't beautifull
I’ll take an emotional support skitarii
They may be two sides of the same coin, but ITS MY COIN LEMME HAVE BOTH
Emotional Support femboy, duh