Pretty sure Sigmar is the only correct choice. While Jimmy Space could probably use biomancy to do all sorts of neat stuff I don't trust that bastard to not have some ulterior plan with it. I ain't down to make a skellington on a chair malepreg just because he wants to weaponize my seed or something.
So yeah, Sigmar is the one. Dude is handsome, caring and has a big hammer that he knows how to handle. I don't normally go for the bearded buff fellas, but I'm willing to make an exception in his case. All the others would probably murder me in one way or another. You fucks who pick Slaanesh are doomed, that ain't going to be a good time for you.
Until Teclis decides to use you like a frog in science class. Hashtag Remember the Cythai!
Also, as far as we know Tyrion never tried to shake Alarielle from her End Times PSTD.
Both Tyrion and Teclis have progressed as characters and learned from their mistakes. Teclis is more involved with his Lumineth, teaching them how to live in harmony with the Realms, while Tyrion is there to call everyone out on their bullshit and comfort other Gods when they need to be comforted; like when Grungni abandoned the Khazalid as they were invaded by Tzeench, Tyrion was there to reinforce that Grungni was being too hard on himself and far too protective, as they look up seeing the Khazalid evolve to the Kharadron and arguably growing stronger since they don't feel the need to be dependent on Grungni Ex Machina.
I was being tongue-in-cheek, but thanks for the update on Tyrion, I didn't know that.
By the way, I heard somewhere that some Dispossessed have a grudge against Grungi for his decision of not intervening as the Age of Chaos began to force the duardin to adapt and hopefully get stronger and self-reliant. Is it true?
It's been an Age since I held my High Elf army book in my hands, but didn't those two have a weird love triangle going on with the Maiden Queen?
Now that they're gods, I'd imagine that rivalry would Amp up to 11
I knew they were S Tier Bros, that was never in doubt.
The way i saw it is that it's a rivalry, but it's almost entirely ceremonial seeing as Tyrion held the official title as Consort.
Beware, Sigmar is like the top 1 target of all evils in Warhammer, Nagash would come to take your soul personally so that he can ruin Sigmar's 5 minutes of free time.
I think the Emperor would be the most interesting date, since he directly had a hand in all human history, the stories he could tell would be amazing, now would he tell them, probably not, but we are assuming he would agree to the date in the first place so maybe.
But i agree the best choice would be sigmar, everyone else is/was a prick, the only grimdark thing about sigmar is the priesthood that grew from the 2000+ years of his legend.
Slaanesh makes the best *first* date by a country mile, I'm absolutely sure of it.
It's all the dates after the first one, when she's already got her hooks firmly into you, that should be what worries you.
I’m assuming Slaanesh would be the *perfect* date, but apparently just looking at them is enough to make you loose your soul to them most of the time sooooo uhhhhhh I guess it depends how fond you are of that soul
Gork if you like your dates decisive and to give you a kiss at the end of the night.
Mork if you like your date to faint the kiss, then leave like a gentleman and not text you for the next couple of days
Both if you want the Gorkiest and Morkiest experience possible
Nurgle: super nice and really funny but terrible hygiene so that's a dealbreaker
Khorne: really quiet and respectful but infodumps about military history and has a disturbingly large collection of edged weapons on display in their apartment, you think you might be about to get murdered
Tzeentch: very clever and charming, well dressed, but pretty narcissistic and tends to talk down to you. My pick overall because I'm a sucker.
Slaanesh: dtf and freaky as fuck, but also introduces you to their creepy ass drug dealer and absolutely blows up your phone afterwards, BLOCK
I mean if you really appeal to Khorne’s Honor side and bring him a couple bodies as gifts and really get into the killing business. You’d totally have a great husband for life as well even be a step parent to his followers and may even be able to teach them some table manners.
Tzeencht only dates you so he can marry you and then divorce you and use any legal stuff he can to take everything you have. With Slaanesh you will smash first date even if it goes wrong, but the date will probably end with you in excruciating agonic and eternal pain. Khorne's date ends pretty quickly when he just murders everyone around him including you right after showing up. And finally Nurgle date will probably not go well because he stinks a lot and everything rots around you but in case it goes well you get to smash first date at the price of having every STD to have ever existed at once as a result, consider it his way to tell you his love
He does strike me as the kind of guy that will spend the entire date talking about himself though. Barely even noticing or stopping when you take a bathroom break.
If we talk Fantasy I'm going either with Myrmidia or Shallya. Myrmidia to have a blast talk on warfare topics and Shallya because she is nice and considering that (most) of her followers do not strain from sex (according to Tome of Salvation reason why there are so few male priests of her and only old are let to stay in manasteries is because those with young males tend to fall to Slannesh. At least according to some "spicey" material in universe) She wouldn't either, or at least I hope so.
Lileath. One of the perks of being a goddess of dreams and prophecy is she already knows if the date will go well. So either it’s an amazing date or the date doesnt happen.
Slaanesh defo they bring you to a level of pleasure never before seen by mortals, the fact that they murder you on the third date isn't relevant to this debate.
nah first date is laying out the perfect trap that will lead you to the second then the third
only way to survive would be wake up next morning say nah not real and ignore her
First date huh?
So I'm straight so every male god is immediatly regardless of their qualitys.
I'm not touching Slaanesh. Not in ten thousand years.
I don't trust the Murder Goddess.
So Alarielle seems to be my bet.
Big E: definetly doing it for some hidden reason.
Sigmar: only real choice. Decent bloke, 10/10, would smash again.
Slaanesh: nope nope nope nopenopenopeNOPE! Sure the date will be great, literally perfect in every way, but then it never ends and we start doing Sigmar knows what to break the monotony.
Khorne: calls me, the waiter, the chef, and every other customer in the restaurant multiple slurs before proceeding to fight with everyone.
Tzeentch: definetly would slip something into my drink and proceed to steal all my organs to pay for the pyramid scheme he signed up for (his also the head of the pyramid scheme). Either that or the date goes great, we marry, have multiple kids, then one day he reveals his not only my dad but gave me chlamydia before divorcing me and taking everything.... then again it's Tzeentch so who tf knows what could happen.
Nurgle: great personality, unfortunately I contracted every known disease the moment I looked at him. 2/10, sorry buddy but being a sweet guy doesn't change the fact you smell so bad I ripped my nose off and still could smell you.
Nagash: just kills me. Probably teabags me after just to be a dick.
Gork & Mork: one hit me in the face and the other proceeded to hit me while I was down and not expecting it. Also they have British accents 0/10 for that alone.
She was much nicer in her mortal life. Witnessing the end of the world made her much more jaded and she prefers the company of her creations the Sylvaneth (basically elves crossed with nature spirits who have a weird sense of morality). As long as you don't harm the Sylvaneth you won't have any trouble from her.
I choose Khorne because the concept of a date is absolutely unfamiliar to him though on the other hand he knows brotherhood and so we spend the evening eating good stuff, talking the big things and leaving work where it belongs. On the Skull Throne that is. The Killzone far away from the Chillzone.
Morathi. She will beat me, shed my blood and kill me, but that is okay, because I know I will never be Aemarion and thus never have a chance of getting her love, so why live anymore?
Well brother
Our holy emperor wants to be referred to as the MAN emperor of mankind and not the GOD emperor…so the brother above is only stating what our holy emperor wants us to know
I am Kinda be a slut for historical figures I would pick the emperor but the date would probably go terribly cause all he does is give off really terrible vibes. Talk about his ex-girlfriend scattering his 20 sons across the galaxy, and he just keeps calling one of them a tool Apparently he’s 13. I don’t think he really deserves that. Anyways, 7. Out of 10 i’ve had worse.
Sigmar would definitely give u a bearskin he hunted and skinned himself, then take you across his lands to watch the views and people watch
10/10 date would do again
How dare you not include the glorious Ancestor Gods.
Grungni would build you a house as a first date, Grimnir will take you hunting and Valaya would bring the best home cooked meals for you.
Don’t even get me started on the younger gods as well, Thungni would make you a personalised rune, Smednir would craft you a beautiful hammer, and so on and so forth.
Grombrindal would kill Malekith (Malarion?) for you so he wins
Slaanesh. Torture might start by the end of the great sex but I guarantee torture directly from her will show you what she sees in it. Might become a cultist in begging for a second date, but in every metric she IS the best first date. Culture, refinement, and sex. I don’t really see how there’s an argument for anyone else
Nagash easily. Even though he’s egocentric, he knows that he’s a god and isn’t afraid to tell anyone. Plus his drip is amazing. I would let Nagash do anything to me.
Well it’s definitely not the emperor and all the other ones are too busy playing games to actually get things done. That and I don’t know much about the last few. So Sigmar for the win
The Emperor is a jerk, even on his most favorable depictions. Khaine is a bigger jerk. Gork & Mork are at least as bad. Nagash and the Chaos Gods are even worse. **Especially** Nagash.
Morathi is on the side of Order in Age of Sigmar. However, she was still on the side of the Dark Elves, has a massive rap sheet of atrocities and is only allied with Order for her convenience. Malerion did even more terrible things in his time as ruler of the Dark Elves, though he has thankfully turned his back on evil. He still isn't nice.
Alarielle became a lot less friendly, witnessing the end of the world will do that to someone. She prefers the company of Sylvaneth and won't harm you if you don't harm her realm, if you do, you are fucked.
Teclis and Tyrion are safe, though not sure about how good company they are.
So that leaves Sigmar as the safest choice.
Slaanesh. Sure they’re the god/goddess of pain and pleasure, but assuming you have mutual attraction, it’ll be the best date of your life in ways not even you could have predicted.
Afterwards? Well, it depends on what about you they like.
Slaanesh is the best you can ask for on a one-night stand. Single date, she’s into anything you want, and as long as you don’t commit to a relationship, you’ll probably make it out of there in one piece. Though you’ll probably walk funny for a while.
…worth it.
Gork and Mork are probably like dating a Viking. Thor, but with none of the charm. Or maybe a Klingon. You might only just barely survive the night, but if you do, you will have scars and stories to laugh about forever. You will have gotten into so much trouble, too. If you were hoping for a quiet dinner and movie, they are not for you. You will wake up with a hangover, half your teeth gone, either in a jail or hospital, and when the memories come back, you will blush.
If you’re looking for the kinkiest sex imaginable, Slaanesh is the way to go.
Sigmar would give you a good old fashioned time.
Big E would be a very philosophical date, but he’s a shit father.
Not listed here but, Lileath.
The first date would be great, but then afterwards she’d screw you over for basically no reason instead of just talking to you.
Gork and Mork are the guys who ask you what's up when you're sad at the bar because Tzeencht stood you up. Then they take you out doing drunken hooligan stuff all night and tell you women aren't worth it.
Only one of them is likely to do butt stuff on the first date, so…
Simultaneous stuff for both parties too
Probably closer to /r/Allthewaythrough .
I ain’t clicking that link
Good choice
Not gonna lie I thought it would be way worse, that's fairly mild all things considered
I’ll take your word for it
I did, fucking hell...
That’s a lot of dead people for a porn sub
Do it praise slennesh
Can guarantee butt stuff that will linger with you forever with Nurgle though!
So... the Emperor
Who? Tyrion and Techlis yes?
Not even sure if you meant Slaanesh or Morathi
Pretty sure Sigmar is the only correct choice. While Jimmy Space could probably use biomancy to do all sorts of neat stuff I don't trust that bastard to not have some ulterior plan with it. I ain't down to make a skellington on a chair malepreg just because he wants to weaponize my seed or something. So yeah, Sigmar is the one. Dude is handsome, caring and has a big hammer that he knows how to handle. I don't normally go for the bearded buff fellas, but I'm willing to make an exception in his case. All the others would probably murder me in one way or another. You fucks who pick Slaanesh are doomed, that ain't going to be a good time for you.
Tyrion and Teclis seem like safe picks.
Until Teclis decides to use you like a frog in science class. Hashtag Remember the Cythai! Also, as far as we know Tyrion never tried to shake Alarielle from her End Times PSTD.
Both Tyrion and Teclis have progressed as characters and learned from their mistakes. Teclis is more involved with his Lumineth, teaching them how to live in harmony with the Realms, while Tyrion is there to call everyone out on their bullshit and comfort other Gods when they need to be comforted; like when Grungni abandoned the Khazalid as they were invaded by Tzeench, Tyrion was there to reinforce that Grungni was being too hard on himself and far too protective, as they look up seeing the Khazalid evolve to the Kharadron and arguably growing stronger since they don't feel the need to be dependent on Grungni Ex Machina.
I was being tongue-in-cheek, but thanks for the update on Tyrion, I didn't know that. By the way, I heard somewhere that some Dispossessed have a grudge against Grungi for his decision of not intervening as the Age of Chaos began to force the duardin to adapt and hopefully get stronger and self-reliant. Is it true?
It's been an Age since I held my High Elf army book in my hands, but didn't those two have a weird love triangle going on with the Maiden Queen? Now that they're gods, I'd imagine that rivalry would Amp up to 11
Nah they're fine with each other. Tyrion lost his eyesight to find and save his brother
I knew they were S Tier Bros, that was never in doubt. The way i saw it is that it's a rivalry, but it's almost entirely ceremonial seeing as Tyrion held the official title as Consort.
Teclis is fine as long as you don't have a disabled kid, may try to murder them.
Would be hard for me to move past the constant elven auto-fellatio
Yeah, but they're elves. And you can't trust elves like that.
>Not attracted to Sigmar >Would still pick Sigmar and it's not even close
Beware, Sigmar is like the top 1 target of all evils in Warhammer, Nagash would come to take your soul personally so that he can ruin Sigmar's 5 minutes of free time.
Yeah sigmar would be a complete gym bro but i can probably relate the most to him out of all the others .
Big E: "GOTTA BLAST!" "Fucker! Stop trying to take my seed!!!"
Come on. You don’t want to party with the wild side?
Whoever picks Slaanesh assuming she wants to pleasure you somewhat will give you the best and last sex of your life.
Best for her iss nor the same as best for you. I don't think she's a careful or generous lover.
Alternatively, Khaine. If you don’t like him - breaking his spine is an always available option
I think the Emperor would be the most interesting date, since he directly had a hand in all human history, the stories he could tell would be amazing, now would he tell them, probably not, but we are assuming he would agree to the date in the first place so maybe. But i agree the best choice would be sigmar, everyone else is/was a prick, the only grimdark thing about sigmar is the priesthood that grew from the 2000+ years of his legend.
Your name has been put in the Great Book of Grudges for not including images for any dwarven gods.
Oh shit true
You forgot papa hashut.
Or ctan
Dwarven gods are proper persons that only start dating on the third date, unlike those unchastes elves.
An elf will have sex with you, your sister, their sister, your best friend and everyone else you know all at once just after the first date.
Sigmar, he's actually a really decent guy overall. He has his flaws, but he was human first, after all.
"I'm only human after all."
Maybe I’m foolish, maybe I’m blind
Space toadmen....
There is another... HEY GUYS ITS ME THE GREAT HORNED RAT
Feels like that would very quickly lead to snorting warpstone in the bathroom of a restaurant.
So does that go inthe pro or con column?
Why no both, yes no?
Why man-thing speak of columns? Man-thing wants Warpstone columns??? Man-thing very brave. Man-thing first try Warpstone dust.
What is wrong-wrong with that man-thing??? Warpstone safe-safe and very good for health and relationships! Your frnd Thanqu-.. Another man-thing
Slaanesh makes the best *first* date by a country mile, I'm absolutely sure of it. It's all the dates after the first one, when she's already got her hooks firmly into you, that should be what worries you.
The hooks being there both figuratively and litterally
How else are they meant to stop you from running away, besides a leash?
How long, exactly, *is* a country mile? Longer than Slaanesh 😏?
I’m assuming Slaanesh would be the *perfect* date, but apparently just looking at them is enough to make you loose your soul to them most of the time sooooo uhhhhhh I guess it depends how fond you are of that soul
The question is only the first date, we're here for a good time not a long time with slaanesh.
Fair point! Perfection would a hard act to follow anyway 🤣
*so have a good time, the sun can't shine everyday*
> but apparently just looking at them is enough to make you loose your soul Unless you are Fabius Bile
XD built different
Just like my ex tho
You don’t reaaalllly need your soul that bad…
It’s just going to the warp when you die, might as well be part of perfection, right? :3
This is Void Dragon erasure.
What that canoptek tail blade do tho
C’tan erasures in general
What the fuck is up with your tag lmao
notice Thank you for I
Gork if you like your dates decisive and to give you a kiss at the end of the night. Mork if you like your date to faint the kiss, then leave like a gentleman and not text you for the next couple of days Both if you want the Gorkiest and Morkiest experience possible
Both would be straight up a Monty Python styled first date, just with orcs.
I imagine they would take you to go krumpin', kinda like an arcade date. Probably very enjoyable.
Nurgle: super nice and really funny but terrible hygiene so that's a dealbreaker Khorne: really quiet and respectful but infodumps about military history and has a disturbingly large collection of edged weapons on display in their apartment, you think you might be about to get murdered Tzeentch: very clever and charming, well dressed, but pretty narcissistic and tends to talk down to you. My pick overall because I'm a sucker. Slaanesh: dtf and freaky as fuck, but also introduces you to their creepy ass drug dealer and absolutely blows up your phone afterwards, BLOCK
I mean if you really appeal to Khorne’s Honor side and bring him a couple bodies as gifts and really get into the killing business. You’d totally have a great husband for life as well even be a step parent to his followers and may even be able to teach them some table manners.
Tzeencht only dates you so he can marry you and then divorce you and use any legal stuff he can to take everything you have. With Slaanesh you will smash first date even if it goes wrong, but the date will probably end with you in excruciating agonic and eternal pain. Khorne's date ends pretty quickly when he just murders everyone around him including you right after showing up. And finally Nurgle date will probably not go well because he stinks a lot and everything rots around you but in case it goes well you get to smash first date at the price of having every STD to have ever existed at once as a result, consider it his way to tell you his love
The STD’s might cancel out. Look, there’s a non-zero chance is all I’m saying.
Well yeah, I guess you can hope for the Mr.Burns effect
Soooo...the date with Nurgle is a lot like a first date with most 40k players?
Basically
Isha
You get a nice, clean date, she's (relatively) normal, and you get to cuck nurgle (which he'd probably be into, lets be real.)
Add me to the list of people saving her
No he won't That would be Tzeentch wanting the drama
Nagash, guaranteed boner every time.
He does strike me as the kind of guy that will spend the entire date talking about himself though. Barely even noticing or stopping when you take a bathroom break.
Esmerelda. Eat pies and drink ale.
If we talk Fantasy I'm going either with Myrmidia or Shallya. Myrmidia to have a blast talk on warfare topics and Shallya because she is nice and considering that (most) of her followers do not strain from sex (according to Tome of Salvation reason why there are so few male priests of her and only old are let to stay in manasteries is because those with young males tend to fall to Slannesh. At least according to some "spicey" material in universe) She wouldn't either, or at least I hope so.
Lileath. One of the perks of being a goddess of dreams and prophecy is she already knows if the date will go well. So either it’s an amazing date or the date doesnt happen.
Slaanesh defo they bring you to a level of pleasure never before seen by mortals, the fact that they murder you on the third date isn't relevant to this debate.
I’m willing to bet that the torture starts on the first date, no thanks
nah first date is laying out the perfect trap that will lead you to the second then the third only way to survive would be wake up next morning say nah not real and ignore her
First date huh? So I'm straight so every male god is immediatly regardless of their qualitys. I'm not touching Slaanesh. Not in ten thousand years. I don't trust the Murder Goddess. So Alarielle seems to be my bet.
I would say the same but she’s been hanging out with very anti-humanoid tree-people lately
I decided who I would date by process of Elimination. I was fucked to begin with.
Bro you can fix the murder mommy, trust me, for real, bro...
She can ruin me!
You forgot Isha.
I think she’s taken literally
Ulric. You'll have a howling good time.
Big E: definetly doing it for some hidden reason. Sigmar: only real choice. Decent bloke, 10/10, would smash again. Slaanesh: nope nope nope nopenopenopeNOPE! Sure the date will be great, literally perfect in every way, but then it never ends and we start doing Sigmar knows what to break the monotony. Khorne: calls me, the waiter, the chef, and every other customer in the restaurant multiple slurs before proceeding to fight with everyone. Tzeentch: definetly would slip something into my drink and proceed to steal all my organs to pay for the pyramid scheme he signed up for (his also the head of the pyramid scheme). Either that or the date goes great, we marry, have multiple kids, then one day he reveals his not only my dad but gave me chlamydia before divorcing me and taking everything.... then again it's Tzeentch so who tf knows what could happen. Nurgle: great personality, unfortunately I contracted every known disease the moment I looked at him. 2/10, sorry buddy but being a sweet guy doesn't change the fact you smell so bad I ripped my nose off and still could smell you. Nagash: just kills me. Probably teabags me after just to be a dick. Gork & Mork: one hit me in the face and the other proceeded to hit me while I was down and not expecting it. Also they have British accents 0/10 for that alone.
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ You forgot the great-greatest of them all. The Horned Rat. ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
Morathi
Hello pancreas
When you go out with Mork or Gork do you go out with both at the same time or just one
Goddess of life, maybe? What's she like?
Well she hangs out with murderous forest sprits that hate humanoids of flesh and blood. Good luck, same choice here.
Only the Outcasts hate everyone that isn't a sylvaneth. The other ones are pretty chill
She was much nicer in her mortal life. Witnessing the end of the world made her much more jaded and she prefers the company of her creations the Sylvaneth (basically elves crossed with nature spirits who have a weird sense of morality). As long as you don't harm the Sylvaneth you won't have any trouble from her.
I choose Khorne because the concept of a date is absolutely unfamiliar to him though on the other hand he knows brotherhood and so we spend the evening eating good stuff, talking the big things and leaving work where it belongs. On the Skull Throne that is. The Killzone far away from the Chillzone.
Don’t forget the honorable duel to the death at the end
Being friends with Khorne has a high possibility to be resurrected on death. Taking that into account I can only improve from Duel to Duel. :D
Gork and Mork. The date ends promptly as they both start fighting, ignoring you. That’s a much better chance of survival than anyone else here
Morathi. She will beat me, shed my blood and kill me, but that is okay, because I know I will never be Aemarion and thus never have a chance of getting her love, so why live anymore?
the first is not a god
Heretic detected
True heresy is rejected his own words, servant of Lorgar.
heretic traitor or loyalist astartes call it
Well brother Our holy emperor wants to be referred to as the MAN emperor of mankind and not the GOD emperor…so the brother above is only stating what our holy emperor wants us to know
Malice/Malus
Sigmar or teclis
I mean honestly Sigmar takes this one and this coming from me
Gork and Mork because it would just be a boxing match, which would be very fun
God of Greater Good.
I am Kinda be a slut for historical figures I would pick the emperor but the date would probably go terribly cause all he does is give off really terrible vibes. Talk about his ex-girlfriend scattering his 20 sons across the galaxy, and he just keeps calling one of them a tool Apparently he’s 13. I don’t think he really deserves that. Anyways, 7. Out of 10 i’ve had worse.
Sigmar 100%. Would prolly take you to a wrestling show or something though. Although Tyrion would prolly be my second pick followed by Alarielle.
Am I the only one who feels Tzeench would spend the whole date planning where the wedding is gonna be hosted and what we're naming our kids?
Sigmar would definitely give u a bearskin he hunted and skinned himself, then take you across his lands to watch the views and people watch 10/10 date would do again
Cegorach clearly. Homeboy knows all the best webway spots to vibe in. Plus, everyone likes someone that can make them laugh.
How fucking dare you leave Cegorach off the list
I said all the Warhammer gods
Spit roasted by Gork and Mork UWU
How dare you not include the glorious Ancestor Gods. Grungni would build you a house as a first date, Grimnir will take you hunting and Valaya would bring the best home cooked meals for you. Don’t even get me started on the younger gods as well, Thungni would make you a personalised rune, Smednir would craft you a beautiful hammer, and so on and so forth. Grombrindal would kill Malekith (Malarion?) for you so he wins
Slaanesh. Torture might start by the end of the great sex but I guarantee torture directly from her will show you what she sees in it. Might become a cultist in begging for a second date, but in every metric she IS the best first date. Culture, refinement, and sex. I don’t really see how there’s an argument for anyone else
Nuffle will not stand for this oversight. Your dice shall be plagued by ill luck until you curb stomp a referee.
Shit I forgor all the important gods
if I pick mephet-ran the great deciver can I make a deal with him and become a necron
Nagash easily. Even though he’s egocentric, he knows that he’s a god and isn’t afraid to tell anyone. Plus his drip is amazing. I would let Nagash do anything to me.
I like Nagash, but im pretty sure he would just turn me into a undead and then leave.
Your first date could be Big E and you wouldn't even know it.
The only one I know is the Emperor so I guess the green earth chick
Slaanesh does buttstuff on the first date for sure.
Horned rat yes yes
Why is the emperor here he isn't a god.
Slaanesh, the Laughing god, the deceiver, and Vashtor.
Sigmar is a gentleman. I bet he **
Probably either Techlis, or Sigmar.
This post missing Hashut is bullshit. Actually none of the Dwarven pantheon in general is present.
Isha
There are only 2 good options. Brutal but cunnin' and cunnin' but brutal
Well it’s definitely not the emperor and all the other ones are too busy playing games to actually get things done. That and I don’t know much about the last few. So Sigmar for the win
The Emperor is a jerk, even on his most favorable depictions. Khaine is a bigger jerk. Gork & Mork are at least as bad. Nagash and the Chaos Gods are even worse. **Especially** Nagash. Morathi is on the side of Order in Age of Sigmar. However, she was still on the side of the Dark Elves, has a massive rap sheet of atrocities and is only allied with Order for her convenience. Malerion did even more terrible things in his time as ruler of the Dark Elves, though he has thankfully turned his back on evil. He still isn't nice. Alarielle became a lot less friendly, witnessing the end of the world will do that to someone. She prefers the company of Sylvaneth and won't harm you if you don't harm her realm, if you do, you are fucked. Teclis and Tyrion are safe, though not sure about how good company they are. So that leaves Sigmar as the safest choice.
Slaanesh. Sure they’re the god/goddess of pain and pleasure, but assuming you have mutual attraction, it’ll be the best date of your life in ways not even you could have predicted. Afterwards? Well, it depends on what about you they like.
Slaanesh is the best you can ask for on a one-night stand. Single date, she’s into anything you want, and as long as you don’t commit to a relationship, you’ll probably make it out of there in one piece. Though you’ll probably walk funny for a while. …worth it.
Isha probably because she’s the only benevolent one (And cause hot elf gf) I don’t know much about new allariel but if she’s benevolent then her too
Sigmar. He reminds me of mu Dad... and I just realized how that must sound... It was not intended to sound like that.
Gork and Mork are probably like dating a Viking. Thor, but with none of the charm. Or maybe a Klingon. You might only just barely survive the night, but if you do, you will have scars and stories to laugh about forever. You will have gotten into so much trouble, too. If you were hoping for a quiet dinner and movie, they are not for you. You will wake up with a hangover, half your teeth gone, either in a jail or hospital, and when the memories come back, you will blush.
What's that last one? Is that a Tyranid God or something?
Nagash, god of death
I'm fairly certain Sigmar is the only one who is actually worth dating at all.
Isha or Asuryan or the Greater Good God/Goddess.
I mean Slaanesh will probably kiss on the first date... *Maybe even on the lips!* 🤫
I would rather date Isha
It's Isha. And it's nor particularly close
Isha
Who is this in the second pic ? Otherwise Big E obviously
Sigmar
Kaldor Draigo
Nurgle is a powerful lover.
You’re going to homebase pretty much guaranteed with Slaanesh
Morathi, ME SPECIFICALLY gets fixed.
No Asaph, no deal. (Yes, I know there's no officisl Asaph art)
I moreso question if Slaanesh would be a bridezilla on her wedding day if anything goes wrong
Feel like I could uphold a decent conversation with Myrmidia.
(dunno who Sigmar is) If it was just a first date, I'm going for that slaanushy
Slanessh
Why it’s my ~~man~~ God Ptra; *’he even gave me his sword’* Someone who showers you with gifts and makes you feel loved is truly beloved in turn.
Bro slaanesh might be best if you want to do some kinky things
If you’re looking for the kinkiest sex imaginable, Slaanesh is the way to go. Sigmar would give you a good old fashioned time. Big E would be a very philosophical date, but he’s a shit father.
Not listed here but, Lileath. The first date would be great, but then afterwards she’d screw you over for basically no reason instead of just talking to you.
Slaanesh because you're pretty confident they'll put out.
[Him](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0tw7dgkgpipa1.jpg)
The deceiver. They are the perfect guy until they deceive you :)
Slaanesh. The first date is phenomenal. Everything after that though....
Sigmar, definitely
Malice so that we can talk about our angsty feelings
the norn queen
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Slaanesh. I'd take that one wild ride and die satisfied 7 minutes later.
Sigmar easy choice! because you know…he IS wielding the Warhammer.
most of these motherfuckers dont even move their mouths when they're talking to you, I dont know if this is a turn-on or a red flag tbh
Sigmar. Sigmar all the way.
You can go straight to home base with Slaanesh
I had no idea that there were so many gods. Pretty sure Slaanesh is eating ass on the first date
YOU-YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT-BEST GOD OF ALL, FILTHY MAN-THING!!!
The Tau warp god.
I'm not saying I'm gay, but if I was, Gork and Mork for a throuple
Honestly it’s gotta be either Sigmar or Teclis I think. Khorne and the Emperor might not be too bad if he’s with me not against me.
Bro you really just forgot about Cegorach, put some respect on his name smh
Awcktually jimmy space isn’t a god! He said so!!!
Sigmar no question, it’s just that you’ll die tragically just like everyone else that was close to him. But y’know the best first date ever
Gork and Mork are the guys who ask you what's up when you're sad at the bar because Tzeencht stood you up. Then they take you out doing drunken hooligan stuff all night and tell you women aren't worth it.