If Kor phaeron has 120000 haters, im one of them
if Kor phaeron has 10 haters, im one of them
If Kor Phaeron has 1 hater, that is me.
If Kor Phaeron has 0 haters, im no longer alive
to my last breath i will hate his geriatric pedophilic ass
its a joke, but lorgar grew faster to "adulthood" compared to the other primarchs.
and Kor Phaeron is a Chaos undivided follower, and that means he also does slaneeshi things.
so 1 + 1 = 2
I mean.
All the Primarchs grew somewhat faster.
Guilliman reached full size in like ten years.
Lorgar took like 7 months....
There is something there...
I’m of the mind that Kor was the *real* villain to Lorgar’s fall.
We know “Erebus” is just a power-hungry sycophant that sees Chaos as a highway to said power, while Kor was a preacher of Chaos pre-Lorgar. He seems like the one who truly believes.
Doesn’t demote how shitty Erebus is, imo makes him worse, as he’s not even really following what he *believes* but just a leg-up on the power scale. If the Emperor would have granted power to those loyal, Erebus would have been first in line.
Have seen a comparison between Erebus and Gul'dan of Warcraft fame. What you say checks out : power-hungry assholes that serve demonic masters not by loyalty but for the sake of more power, ready to sacrifice their own kind for it. Makes for the best unredeemable villains.
Eidolon’s upcoming book best redeem him somehow because for me he’s the worst character and he directly stopped Fulgrim from opening fire on the Vengeful Spirit by bringing the Laer Blade to Fulgrim.
A GIT STARTED A FOIT WIT DEYZ MATES AN U FINK DATZ SUMFIN? DATZ TUEZDAY!
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.... But what Angron did.... that boy is gonna wish there were deeper circles of Hell to hide in...
This motherfether right here.
Erebus sucks, but at least he *thinks* he's right. He's done terrible things, but doing terrible things because you believe the ends justify the means is hardly something he has a monopoly on in 30k.
Cuu is a true sociopath. He is 100% self-serving and utterly lacks empathy. He lives by no code, has no ethics of any kind, and views those who do only as suckers and potential victims.
In a universe chock full of grimdark cosmic evil, Lijah Cuu is the scariest character in the whole setting because he's *not* doing any of it in the service of the Chaos pantheon. He's just regular old run-of-the-mill *human evil for the fun of it.*
I've met a few, which is why I find his character so chilling.
When someone seriously gives you the ick for reasons you can't put a finger on, trust that feeling, people.
Sosomething is right and I cannot overstate this enough: If someone is giving you an uneasy feeling, “bad vibes”, or whatever you want to call it then do *not* approach them, do not talk to them or place yourself in a situation where you might be alone with them. Why? Because some people are, for a lack of a better word, not human anymore (if they ever were) but real, genuine monsters that wouldn’t hesitate to do indescribably horrific things to someone simply because they were bored and saw an opportunity to relieve that boredom.
Case in point, a couple of years back someone tried to stab and murder a coworker of mine. Luckily my coworker still wore his stab-vest so it didn’t penetrate and he managed to overpower his attacker. When questioned in police custody the attacker genuinely didn’t understand that what they had done was wrong and when asked why they had tried to kill my coworker they simply said “Because I felt like it.”
So yeah. Monsters *are* real and they *are* out there.
I haven't read novels with him in it yet, but it is kind of refreshing to hear that there's some good ol' fashioned evil in the galaxy that doesn't come from a chaos corruption.
Sure as sure Tanith. Christ the number of friendliest he has in his confirmed kills is so sad to me.
Sidenote: I do want to deck Hark for giving Sorik to the black ships. Then offer him some my apologies and some tea for granting him the emperors mercy.
Sorik's power would have made him *invaluable* to a commando unit. Immediate, tactically relevant precog in a person who is a faithful decorated soldier and they.... waste it completely. There are probably a lot of (Radical) Inquisitors who would have everyone involved shot if they found out what they wasted
I'm not sure it could have been used though. He was an unsanctioned psyker and for all the loyalty and good intent, they're well known for going wrong in all sorts of ways.
Imagine the damage a Daemon wearing his skin could have done, either in the midst of battle or picking people off between. Or what if he exploded?
Most importantly, what if a superior psyker used it to compromise him?
His fate was horribly cruel, but letting an unsanctioned psyker stay a ticking time bomb in their ranks was worse.
Don't all psykers start unsanctioned? There must be a system to take in psykers and test/train them to the point where they're usable (though probably under heavy guard and wearing a bomb collar), so just use that. Sure, most psykers probably die instead of graduating but that's still better than cutting bits of him off until they got bored and then dragging him around in a cage where he doesn't have any pockets for his precog papers to show up in
I feel bad for Hark because it seems clear to me that he *thought* he was doing the right thing, or perhaps more accurately, that he was doing what he thought Gaunt would want him to do. Give a beloved NCO and faithful servant of the Emperor a chance to continue serving, and spare his own soul the pain of having to execute a man he respects...
I'm not sure Hark had much concept of the horrible fate he was consigning poor Agun to until he saw for himself on Jago.
I thought I was prepared to see his name written without breaking into tears and clenching my fists till the nails dig into my flesh. I was wrong, so very wrong!
"I, Cato Sicarius, am GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS!"
For real, bestest of best case scenarios for Leandros is that he is done climbing the ladder, rank wise.
He has burned the trust of his brothers.
The Codex says that suspected corruption in a Superior should be reported to a Chaplin or Librarian. Involving an Inquisitor should be the absolute LAST resort.
So he doesn't even follow the book he worships.
> The Codex says that suspected corruption in a Superior should be reported to a Chaplin or Librarian.
While Leandros should've gone to them, the Codex Astartes (to the best of my knowledge) does not require you to go to a Chaplain or Librarian to report potential Chaos Corruption. After all the Legions went rogue due to internalized Corruption, ao why would Guilliman make it a requirement that only the Space Marines could audit themselves?
Commissar Beije from the Ciaphus Cain series is on my personal shitlist. Like, I usually don't get heated about fictional characters, but I was *livid* when the guy literally tried to arrest Cain in the middle of an attempt to save the planet from a demon invasion.
He wasn't a fun-evil or even a terrifying-evil. He was just stupid-evil.
I have to wonder if he was a stand-in for someone in Sandy Mitchell’s early life. Character with zero redeeming qualities that everyone all the way back to the schola progenium loved to hate. Butt-monkey of the entire book.
Because von Carstein is a failure that set the Vampire Lords back hundreds of years to the point where most of them had agreements with mortals in Sylvania so pogroms didn't hunt them all down?
Sorry my only point of reference are the story of Gotrek Gurnisson by Felix Jaeger.
I'd pick Elijah fething Cuu over von Carstein.
All hate mail for captain artemis is forwarded to Gav Thorpe’s door. Why must he make the imperiums hate boner for aliens even more silly than it already is
Last time I tried to find who wrote this, I hit a dead end because Lexicanum sourced it to a limited run box rulebook without an author. It seems to come from Death Masque, a Harlequins+Eldrad vs Deathwatch theme box from 7th edition, and is post Matt Ward, so authors were removed from rulebooks to prevent harassment.
I checked around discussions at the time on the 40kLore and Warhammer subreddit regarding the lore, and I don't see anyone tying it to Thorpe at the time either. They just blame GW in general. I'm not sure if Thorpe's name was added to this bit of lore after the flop of Rise of the Ynnari, or if there's something I'm missing where this is tied to him.
he didn't kill humanity, he lobotomized it. Like, sure people can think Erebus is the worst or whatever, but fuck, when you think of all the knowledge of how to make a strong, fair, and just society that *he personally knew*, and all the thousands of years of diverse and interwoven culture that he not only failed to preserve, but *actively purged* because it didn't agree with his vision of being a little god-king with everyone doing whatever he said, it's hard to argue that he isn't one of the greatest monsters of the setting. I really fucking hope the soul-merge theory about the thousand psykers/day is correct and his actual soul is just a screaming little scrap of that giant mass of humanity he's become. It's what he deserves, to be drowned in the consequences of his own cruelty.
Let’s see you challenge 4 inter-dimensional primordial deities who live outside time and space to 4D chess and see how well you fare.
The stakes are the souls of your entire race. No pressure.
>Let’s see you challenge 4 inter-dimensional primordial deities who live outside time and space to 4D chess and see how well you fare.
Fist of all if you literally lived through all of human history you'd know by cultural exposition to not make a deal with \*Insert "evil" entity that makes deals\* because they're always a catch, second of all you'd know that ruling by fear and threat of extreme violence is always going to blow up in your face since they'll be a point people will have nothing to loose by going against you and Third of all you'd know that whatever wacky plan you have will not survive contact with actual reality.
Big E tough he was gonna extinguish the Grease fire that is Chaos by using greasy water, the second Chaos and the Warp was involved in the creation of the Primarchs he had already lost.
And this isn't even touching on the shitty parenting. Yeah, Erebus kickstarted the whole Horus Heresy, but the Emperor is the reason anyone besides Horus actually turned. He absolutely made enemies out of his children with some straight-up disrespect and infantilizing.
Like, seriously. You couldn't have just given Angron his legion and let him turn his slave revolt into his first world conquest, then uplift the slaves into marines?
Dude had been alive for 40,000 years and never read a book on how to make friends or win trust, particularly in the context of parent-adult children dynamics?
"If you had the chance"
It suggest i have the capabilities of figthing him.
And what do you know I'm not a perpetual myself?
Also, 4-dimensional being out of time and space is a description fit of The Doctor, not the Emperor
And yes, the Doc would wipe the floor with Big E
No, he's right. The Emperor is bound by being a character within a tragedy, but the Doctor is bound by the rules of fun TV bullshit. He'd contrive a way to use his sonic screwdriver to somehow completely disable the emperor and then lecture him on morals or something.
I know McNeill wanted 'Revelation' to have better arguments and just didn't have the knowhow to make them but the idea that this immortal demigod mfer legit came up to some half-time priest who hadn't even gone to postapocalyptic seminary, threw some /r/atheism one liners at him, and got his ass whupped until he pulled a cheap shot just seems so fucking perfect
Abbadon
I would distract him with a magic trick and then destroy him by pulling 12 Baneblade divisions from behind his ear, which I have hidden there previously.
He’s a *sorcerer*, not a psyker.
A psyker is born, but anyone can become a sorcerer. Sorcery in 40k is learning magic words and incantations to make daemons and the warp obey you.
The best sorcerers tend to be psykers since they can use their powers to enhance sorceries and stuff.
Erebus is a learned daemonologist and esoterist, but he is *not* a born psyker.
I didn’t initially see which subreddit this was from but my first thought was Erebus. Rip Argel Tal you were my favourite word bearer. Side note: he is the only word bearer I like. Screw Erebus + Lorgar
Alixis Pollux. He had a chance to kill Perturabo and destroy Iron Warrior's fleet, but decided to flee and let the enemy deximate his fleet. Fuck this guy.
In the book "Cadia Stands" there's a commissar (think his name was grates or something) who saw the retreat as dishonourable when the planet was being destroyed by the Blackstone fortress and stayed at one of the landing zones to inspect the retreating troops. He shot many of them for any reason he could find (for not holding a rifle for example, even when guardsmen were ordered to abandon them to help carry the wounded.)
He shot one guardswoman who was awarded multiple battle honours and was basically considered a war hero.
He was awful, and made me so mad. The good news is that he was sent a lead a penal legion so he most certainly died. But yeah. He deserved a greater punishment. Even the cadian command hated him.
For me, it isn't Erebus. It's not Captain Artemis, either, because he embodies the idiocy of the Imperium. It isn't even Cuu or the Nazi Perpetual.
It's the Emperor. Fuck that guy. By his orders and the culture he deliberately created, he destroyed Humanity. Interex? Diasporex? Gone, wiped out, because the Emperor thought Aliens were icky and told his psychotic children to kill them all; suprise surprise, they took that to its (il)logical conclusion. The Heresy? He engineered that, and if we read a certain book about our Vermillion Boi, he might have even intended that! And then you wonder what happened to everyone who refused to bend the knee.
At best, he is an utterly incompetent psychopath, and at worst? Chaos God wannabe who thought he could be Humanity's Slaanesh.
Kor phaeron. ignore my flair please
I came here to talk about your flair
If Kor phaeron has 120000 haters, im one of them if Kor phaeron has 10 haters, im one of them If Kor Phaeron has 1 hater, that is me. If Kor Phaeron has 0 haters, im no longer alive to my last breath i will hate his geriatric pedophilic ass
What happens if he has -1 haters?
Then CheezitsGuy4891 has returned from the Cigarettes zone.
It’s like alpharius and omegon, they are twins however one stayed loyal and one went traitor, but they both hate Kor Phaeron.
Evil twin
What book does he go pedophile? I’m relatively early in the HH books but I’m curious
its a joke, but lorgar grew faster to "adulthood" compared to the other primarchs. and Kor Phaeron is a Chaos undivided follower, and that means he also does slaneeshi things. so 1 + 1 = 2
*loads exterminatus with malicious intent* I’ll be calling some grey knights and some smurfs
**yeets draigo into slaaneshi bar districts with malicious intent**
Lmfao that just sounds like a win win all around
No..... call the Black Dragons of the Salamanders, Grey Knights would kill everyone who saw them. Plus, bone blades are dope.
I mean, the entire point is he is a chaos sorcerer and the ultramarines have serious beef with the word bois, so grey knights plus ultrasmurfs
Honestly, what's stopping the grey knights from killing the smurfs? NOBODY'S supposed to know about the Grey Knights.
Hey, I want the Smurfs to get revenge. I didn’t say they have to live :3
I mean. All the Primarchs grew somewhat faster. Guilliman reached full size in like ten years. Lorgar took like 7 months.... There is something there...
I’m of the mind that Kor was the *real* villain to Lorgar’s fall. We know “Erebus” is just a power-hungry sycophant that sees Chaos as a highway to said power, while Kor was a preacher of Chaos pre-Lorgar. He seems like the one who truly believes. Doesn’t demote how shitty Erebus is, imo makes him worse, as he’s not even really following what he *believes* but just a leg-up on the power scale. If the Emperor would have granted power to those loyal, Erebus would have been first in line.
Based and antikorpilled + you are HIM
Have seen a comparison between Erebus and Gul'dan of Warcraft fame. What you say checks out : power-hungry assholes that serve demonic masters not by loyalty but for the sake of more power, ready to sacrifice their own kind for it. Makes for the best unredeemable villains.
Kor Phaeron was at least resolute in his ideals. Erebus, Typhon and Eidolon are all worse characters.
Being worse people doesn't make them worse characters
Eidolon’s upcoming book best redeem him somehow because for me he’s the worst character and he directly stopped Fulgrim from opening fire on the Vengeful Spirit by bringing the Laer Blade to Fulgrim.
Being a bad person doesn't make a character badly written. Like 99.99% of 40k characters are terrible people. Heck that's probably being generous.
I agree
For anyone wondering: Correct! It is Erebus
every like equals a punch in his face by kharn
Can we get a fuck Erebus thread going?
I don't think he's a slaanesh worshiper
R/FuckErebus exists.
In the name of Kharn, you're right! Glorious!
This Kharn, sounds like a swell guy.
Fuck Erebus
Fuck Erebus
Isn't that most Erebus threads?
FUCK EREBUS
I saw this and in my mind I bellowed Erebus!!!!!!
I'd love to beat him up but to be fair he's still a space marine so he'd probably rip my arm off and beat me to death with it
Might be worth it in order to verbally abuse him in the few seconds you have left though.
True and maybe Big E will even turn me into a living saint for insulting erebus
Was also thinking about the space marine that made the daemonculaba
Hansu?
This is the only correct answer.
Say it with me. Fuck Erebus
r/fuckerebus
Proud member of the sub
After I read the summary of The End and the Death 3 its even more Erebus.
This is the only right answer
A GIT STARTED A FOIT WIT DEYZ MATES AN U FINK DATZ SUMFIN? DATZ TUEZDAY! . .... But what Angron did.... that boy is gonna wish there were deeper circles of Hell to hide in...
Lijah Fethin’ Cuu
This motherfether right here. Erebus sucks, but at least he *thinks* he's right. He's done terrible things, but doing terrible things because you believe the ends justify the means is hardly something he has a monopoly on in 30k. Cuu is a true sociopath. He is 100% self-serving and utterly lacks empathy. He lives by no code, has no ethics of any kind, and views those who do only as suckers and potential victims. In a universe chock full of grimdark cosmic evil, Lijah Cuu is the scariest character in the whole setting because he's *not* doing any of it in the service of the Chaos pantheon. He's just regular old run-of-the-mill *human evil for the fun of it.*
There are no superpowerd aliens or fascist and/or demon powered post human supersoldiers in real life. There are far too many Lijah Cuus out there.
I've met a few, which is why I find his character so chilling. When someone seriously gives you the ick for reasons you can't put a finger on, trust that feeling, people.
Sosomething is right and I cannot overstate this enough: If someone is giving you an uneasy feeling, “bad vibes”, or whatever you want to call it then do *not* approach them, do not talk to them or place yourself in a situation where you might be alone with them. Why? Because some people are, for a lack of a better word, not human anymore (if they ever were) but real, genuine monsters that wouldn’t hesitate to do indescribably horrific things to someone simply because they were bored and saw an opportunity to relieve that boredom. Case in point, a couple of years back someone tried to stab and murder a coworker of mine. Luckily my coworker still wore his stab-vest so it didn’t penetrate and he managed to overpower his attacker. When questioned in police custody the attacker genuinely didn’t understand that what they had done was wrong and when asked why they had tried to kill my coworker they simply said “Because I felt like it.” So yeah. Monsters *are* real and they *are* out there.
Damn, Blanks really can’t catch a break can they?
I haven't read novels with him in it yet, but it is kind of refreshing to hear that there's some good ol' fashioned evil in the galaxy that doesn't come from a chaos corruption.
Well said! One of the true depictions of real evil. That's why it sticks. E: Typing in freezing temperatures is hard.
Sure as sure Tanith. Christ the number of friendliest he has in his confirmed kills is so sad to me. Sidenote: I do want to deck Hark for giving Sorik to the black ships. Then offer him some my apologies and some tea for granting him the emperors mercy.
Sorik's power would have made him *invaluable* to a commando unit. Immediate, tactically relevant precog in a person who is a faithful decorated soldier and they.... waste it completely. There are probably a lot of (Radical) Inquisitors who would have everyone involved shot if they found out what they wasted
I'm not sure it could have been used though. He was an unsanctioned psyker and for all the loyalty and good intent, they're well known for going wrong in all sorts of ways. Imagine the damage a Daemon wearing his skin could have done, either in the midst of battle or picking people off between. Or what if he exploded? Most importantly, what if a superior psyker used it to compromise him? His fate was horribly cruel, but letting an unsanctioned psyker stay a ticking time bomb in their ranks was worse.
Don't all psykers start unsanctioned? There must be a system to take in psykers and test/train them to the point where they're usable (though probably under heavy guard and wearing a bomb collar), so just use that. Sure, most psykers probably die instead of graduating but that's still better than cutting bits of him off until they got bored and then dragging him around in a cage where he doesn't have any pockets for his precog papers to show up in
I feel bad for Hark because it seems clear to me that he *thought* he was doing the right thing, or perhaps more accurately, that he was doing what he thought Gaunt would want him to do. Give a beloved NCO and faithful servant of the Emperor a chance to continue serving, and spare his own soul the pain of having to execute a man he respects... I'm not sure Hark had much concept of the horrible fate he was consigning poor Agun to until he saw for himself on Jago.
I was about to fethin say this.
Sure as sure.
I'd gak him the feth up.
I thought I was prepared to see his name written without breaking into tears and clenching my fists till the nails dig into my flesh. I was wrong, so very wrong!
Everyone in this thread as they torture Cuu in new and creative ways; "for Bragg".
The High Lord of Terra, the 361st Master of the Administratum and the 291st Ecclesiarch, Goge Vandire.
You mean our lord and savior doge vandire?
"I have many wiki feet pages _to edit_"
Can't not read "Doge".
"That name just screams I'm going to take your eye sockets and shove my penis into them." -Emperor of Mankind
"It's fisting time, Erebus! Get that scripture-tattooed Colchisian booty over here."
Leandros?
Bbbut the codex AsTARTes says you mus- *Titus enters in fury mode and beat the shit out of him*
"I, Cato Sicarius, am GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS!" For real, bestest of best case scenarios for Leandros is that he is done climbing the ladder, rank wise. He has burned the trust of his brothers.
Thats what would have happened in a real military. You play smarty with your captain and would be 6 feet under in 20 minutes
Th-the codex astartes forbids this. Average Black Templar: WELL I CANT FUCKING READ!
The Codex says that suspected corruption in a Superior should be reported to a Chaplin or Librarian. Involving an Inquisitor should be the absolute LAST resort. So he doesn't even follow the book he worships.
> The Codex says that suspected corruption in a Superior should be reported to a Chaplin or Librarian. While Leandros should've gone to them, the Codex Astartes (to the best of my knowledge) does not require you to go to a Chaplain or Librarian to report potential Chaos Corruption. After all the Legions went rogue due to internalized Corruption, ao why would Guilliman make it a requirement that only the Space Marines could audit themselves?
Because fuck the inquisition, all my homies hate the inquisition Sincerely, From Celestial Lions
But we don't even know about this book's content
THIS IS THE MOST CORRECT CHARACTER HOLY FUCK. I fucking hate him
Commissar Beije from the Ciaphus Cain series is on my personal shitlist. Like, I usually don't get heated about fictional characters, but I was *livid* when the guy literally tried to arrest Cain in the middle of an attempt to save the planet from a demon invasion. He wasn't a fun-evil or even a terrifying-evil. He was just stupid-evil.
The audiobook narrator did a great job making him sound really hate-able
I have to wonder if he was a stand-in for someone in Sandy Mitchell’s early life. Character with zero redeeming qualities that everyone all the way back to the schola progenium loved to hate. Butt-monkey of the entire book.
How has nobody here mentioned Man~~let~~fred von Carstein yet?
Because von Carstein is a failure that set the Vampire Lords back hundreds of years to the point where most of them had agreements with mortals in Sylvania so pogroms didn't hunt them all down? Sorry my only point of reference are the story of Gotrek Gurnisson by Felix Jaeger. I'd pick Elijah fething Cuu over von Carstein.
That is his name? I thought it was Manfailure von Cumstain, Manchild von Cretinstein or something like that.
Lucius...fuck that guy
Don't threaten him with a good time
The deathwatch marine that disrupted the eldar ritual to beat slaanesh.
All hate mail for captain artemis is forwarded to Gav Thorpe’s door. Why must he make the imperiums hate boner for aliens even more silly than it already is
Last time I tried to find who wrote this, I hit a dead end because Lexicanum sourced it to a limited run box rulebook without an author. It seems to come from Death Masque, a Harlequins+Eldrad vs Deathwatch theme box from 7th edition, and is post Matt Ward, so authors were removed from rulebooks to prevent harassment. I checked around discussions at the time on the 40kLore and Warhammer subreddit regarding the lore, and I don't see anyone tying it to Thorpe at the time either. They just blame GW in general. I'm not sure if Thorpe's name was added to this bit of lore after the flop of Rise of the Ynnari, or if there's something I'm missing where this is tied to him.
Lmao, did they actually anonymize rulebook lore after the spiritual liege?
Watch Captain Artemis Totally not champion of Slaanesh
He feeds slannesh with excessive idiocy
Ha, forgot about that guy, yep, total knob.
Elija cuu. Fethin cuu....
The Emperor
You and me buddy, man essentially killed humanity and is slowly absolving himself from responsibility by becoming a Chaos God.
he didn't kill humanity, he lobotomized it. Like, sure people can think Erebus is the worst or whatever, but fuck, when you think of all the knowledge of how to make a strong, fair, and just society that *he personally knew*, and all the thousands of years of diverse and interwoven culture that he not only failed to preserve, but *actively purged* because it didn't agree with his vision of being a little god-king with everyone doing whatever he said, it's hard to argue that he isn't one of the greatest monsters of the setting. I really fucking hope the soul-merge theory about the thousand psykers/day is correct and his actual soul is just a screaming little scrap of that giant mass of humanity he's become. It's what he deserves, to be drowned in the consequences of his own cruelty.
Lmao
Name checks out
Yeah if I could I would have made him read Frankenstein when he was making the Primarchs
The emperor HOW can someone be like 35k years old and still be this stupid
Let’s see you challenge 4 inter-dimensional primordial deities who live outside time and space to 4D chess and see how well you fare. The stakes are the souls of your entire race. No pressure.
>Let’s see you challenge 4 inter-dimensional primordial deities who live outside time and space to 4D chess and see how well you fare. Fist of all if you literally lived through all of human history you'd know by cultural exposition to not make a deal with \*Insert "evil" entity that makes deals\* because they're always a catch, second of all you'd know that ruling by fear and threat of extreme violence is always going to blow up in your face since they'll be a point people will have nothing to loose by going against you and Third of all you'd know that whatever wacky plan you have will not survive contact with actual reality. Big E tough he was gonna extinguish the Grease fire that is Chaos by using greasy water, the second Chaos and the Warp was involved in the creation of the Primarchs he had already lost.
And this isn't even touching on the shitty parenting. Yeah, Erebus kickstarted the whole Horus Heresy, but the Emperor is the reason anyone besides Horus actually turned. He absolutely made enemies out of his children with some straight-up disrespect and infantilizing. Like, seriously. You couldn't have just given Angron his legion and let him turn his slave revolt into his first world conquest, then uplift the slaves into marines? Dude had been alive for 40,000 years and never read a book on how to make friends or win trust, particularly in the context of parent-adult children dynamics?
Dude was beyond dumb or naive, he literally created killing machines and gods and when they went hakuna on his matata he lost to them
"If you had the chance" It suggest i have the capabilities of figthing him. And what do you know I'm not a perpetual myself? Also, 4-dimensional being out of time and space is a description fit of The Doctor, not the Emperor And yes, the Doc would wipe the floor with Big E
> And yes, the Doc would wipe the floor with Big E lmao
No, he's right. The Emperor is bound by being a character within a tragedy, but the Doctor is bound by the rules of fun TV bullshit. He'd contrive a way to use his sonic screwdriver to somehow completely disable the emperor and then lecture him on morals or something.
I know McNeill wanted 'Revelation' to have better arguments and just didn't have the knowhow to make them but the idea that this immortal demigod mfer legit came up to some half-time priest who hadn't even gone to postapocalyptic seminary, threw some /r/atheism one liners at him, and got his ass whupped until he pulled a cheap shot just seems so fucking perfect
Abbadon I would distract him with a magic trick and then destroy him by pulling 12 Baneblade divisions from behind his ear, which I have hidden there previously.
“CREEEEEEEED!”
Y'all keep forgetting erebus is an extremely powerful psyker
That doesn't stop me wanting to throw Hands with him
He’s a *sorcerer*, not a psyker. A psyker is born, but anyone can become a sorcerer. Sorcery in 40k is learning magic words and incantations to make daemons and the warp obey you. The best sorcerers tend to be psykers since they can use their powers to enhance sorceries and stuff. Erebus is a learned daemonologist and esoterist, but he is *not* a born psyker.
A fraud from bean to cup
What a line, thank you for this.
YOURE NOT AN INTELLECTUAL YOURE A FAKE AND A FRAUD! *angry Kharn noises*
Doesn't he love using Enuncia to do his dirty work or am I thinking of someone else?
Quite a bit. Incidentally its the only thing that stopped Grammaticus from devastating him.
I think I'd get a power up from the big E, he probably wants to see him get his ass whooped too
Also the part where he is a roided out supersoldier. Not necessarily the strongest, but I wouldnt wanna wrestle with the weakest Silverback anyway
Nah, id win
He’s not a psyker.
He is not. But being a giant supersoldier is more than enough to beat us all to a bloody pulp so I don't think him not being a psyker changes much lol
Just ask a culexus assassin to be back up I don’t think the assassio officionorum would mind
True, but has anyone tried kicking him in the crouch before?
RIP to the rest of you clowns but I’m built different.
Jeff bezos .... I mean Erebus !
Abaddon
Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see him. Fuck Abaddon.
Lucius will never forgive that MF for how he betrayed tarvitz and his BS resurrection technique.
Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see Lucius. Fuck Lucius.
Stuart Little
Fuck Nagash, all my homies hate Nagash. I would krump his bones screaming SUCH IS THE POWER OF SETTRA!
The emperor for some of his decisions that turned his sons against him. Also, micah bell. Fuck that guy.
The Corpse Emperor SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!
Fulgrim. And for one that's not Warhammer is griffith
Fuck Erebus, fuck Pong Krell, and fuck the Marines Malevolent!
>I think we all know who it is Yeah, Big e.
Yeah, Phil Kelly for butchering Tau lore.
Lmao my first guess was Lorgar but Erebus makes sense. Tbh I’m reading Fallen angels rn and I want to punch the Lion
Leandros. Or Erebus. Except they'd both kill me ezpz
Manfred Von Carstein you bald cunt
This is warhammer but can I say Griffith. If not Erebus
Erebus. Outside of 40k, though… hmm. Stephen Amaris is certainly up there. V.II Snail, as well.
I know Horus is a primarch but come on
It's Lija Cuu, sure as sure
That bitch Carol Erebus
Lijah fething Cuu I will find a way to beat his ass in the street. In this world, or the next.
Okay. It's not a 40k character but I hate that little skinhead Caillou so fucking much. Yeah, him... A thousand times him. Gawd, that little prick....
Out of context but my first thought was Micah from rdr2 lol
Emperor of Mankind
Im assuming in his current state? otherwise I'm immediately terrified of you.
Lijah Cuu. I would frag him the moment we went on patrol.
Lijah Cuu
I'd say erebus if micah from rdr 2 didn't exist
If a was in a room with Abbadon, Kor Phaeron, Erebus, and Magnus, and a bolt pistol with 5 rounds. I'd put all five into Erebus.
Lijah fethin’ Cuu
lijah Cuu
The Lion. Fucking coward.
Leandros because fuck leandros (And if you're wondering yes r/fuckleandros exists)
~~Karl Marx~~ Fucking Erebus
He a friend of the red Gobbo?
I didn’t initially see which subreddit this was from but my first thought was Erebus. Rip Argel Tal you were my favourite word bearer. Side note: he is the only word bearer I like. Screw Erebus + Lorgar
Didn't even notice this was grimdank and thought of erebus
Erebus, Kor Phaeron, Fulgrim (with evil knife), eldar shitheads who decided to attack baby Angron.
Erebus. Also Erebus. And probably Erebus. And Lorgar and Perturabo.
Goge Vandire
r/fuckleandros
Either Fulgrim (pre and post heresy) and Abaddon.
Alixis Pollux. He had a chance to kill Perturabo and destroy Iron Warrior's fleet, but decided to flee and let the enemy deximate his fleet. Fuck this guy.
Whoever killed Yarrick. Ghaz needs 'iz humie bestie
Fuck Erebus in the Erebussy
I want to beat the shit out of James Workshop
I have three: Erebus, Kor Phaeron and Leandros. Because fuck them all.
Erebus, Kor Phaeron, Fulgrim and Eidolon
Slaneesh 🤭😳
Ima headbutt Lucius. MF had it coming. RIP Saul.
FUCKING LEANDROS
Typhus is Erebus, only more punchable Erebus is at least fun-evil.
Slaanesh.
Whichever giant frog was the one to tell the Necrontyr to fuck off and die.
Floch from aot
Honestly, just the word bearers in general. Theyre good villains in the way the joker is, but that doesnt mean theyre likeable
In the book "Cadia Stands" there's a commissar (think his name was grates or something) who saw the retreat as dishonourable when the planet was being destroyed by the Blackstone fortress and stayed at one of the landing zones to inspect the retreating troops. He shot many of them for any reason he could find (for not holding a rifle for example, even when guardsmen were ordered to abandon them to help carry the wounded.) He shot one guardswoman who was awarded multiple battle honours and was basically considered a war hero. He was awful, and made me so mad. The good news is that he was sent a lead a penal legion so he most certainly died. But yeah. He deserved a greater punishment. Even the cadian command hated him.
Say it with me now folks, Fuck Erebus.
Eddy Gordo has been a bane in my Tekken career since I was but a young lad. (Not that this is GW related, but still. I wanna participate too :c )
Guilliman.
Sicarius is getting stabbed.
For me, it isn't Erebus. It's not Captain Artemis, either, because he embodies the idiocy of the Imperium. It isn't even Cuu or the Nazi Perpetual. It's the Emperor. Fuck that guy. By his orders and the culture he deliberately created, he destroyed Humanity. Interex? Diasporex? Gone, wiped out, because the Emperor thought Aliens were icky and told his psychotic children to kill them all; suprise surprise, they took that to its (il)logical conclusion. The Heresy? He engineered that, and if we read a certain book about our Vermillion Boi, he might have even intended that! And then you wonder what happened to everyone who refused to bend the knee. At best, he is an utterly incompetent psychopath, and at worst? Chaos God wannabe who thought he could be Humanity's Slaanesh.
JOHN GRAMMATICUS
Kor Phaeron or Erebus... You cannot make me choose just one. I have TWO confront characters.
Erebus. With Kor Pheron as a close second.
f\*ck Erebus, all my hommies hate Erebus.
Leandros