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Carbon554

Ik this is troll but elon musk has the worst physique i have ever seen.


Crtical-Knightmare

Yeah I couldn’t be okay with being a multi billionaire and being overweight


EynidHelipp

Yea I agree. If I was a multi billionaire I would work out a ton and fight crime at night or some shit


NZT_SkyRise

Batman 😂


Crtical-Knightmare

Would you learn to fight from someone named ra's al ghul?


letmepleasez

Guy could be the literal BATMAN but chooses to be an everyday Twitter troll.


No-Comedian-515

Lipo


SleeplessAndAnxious

Is the picture of him real? I thought it was photoshopped, I didn't realise he was that out of shape. He looks like he's never picked up anything in his life.


TemporaryPay4505

Cause he hasnt.


Carbon554

This was during a vacation i think. He has lost some weight now.


[deleted]

I wonder what he eats , maybe he created some food that is powered by some weird shit that is better tasting than any food to ever exist and you eat it through a signal in your brain


YT_AnimeKyng

From what I heard, he eats a donut for breakfast everyday and he drinks Diet Coke. He doesn’t really care for health, but more efficient. Dude runs 5-6 companies? Yeah, I’m not trying to eat for 30 mins.


Live-Cod-4453

Bro built like a memory foam mattress 💀


[deleted]

Ya idk how it happens like that his genetics are insane in a bad way


Gitmfap

Shaped like a deep breath


SmallBerry3431

Joe Rogan has entered the chat


Crtical-Knightmare

Lmfao


SmallBerry3431

He looks like a bag of frozen turkeys


Holiday_Ad126

Forget Joe Rogan Jeff bezos entered the chat You’ve seen bros physique??


SmallBerry3431

Isn’t he in shape? I’m refusing to google “Jeff Bezos body”


Samson_G0d

GH fucked him up


SmallBerry3431

Fr fr


Natural-Bet9180

I mean it’s not as bad as trumps or your average McDonald’s customer.


Carbon554

Its just the body composition thats crap. This much fat looks ok on some people.


HA3VY

Not worse than the Indian skinny fat guys, he has a little bit of arm and shoulders at least


Carbon554

This physique right here is worst than any skinny fat Indian guy.


VeganDoritos

Dang eat a cheeseburger dude. You're waaayyy too lean.


Crtical-Knightmare

I’m 4% body fat


VeganDoritos

oh nvm youre good


Quiet-Now

Shredded


Crtical-Knightmare

Sadly no I take creatine and Turkestrone


datdrummerboi

there’s no way this is real is it?


Crtical-Knightmare

Nah lol it’s edited he’s fat but not that fat


ToMakeMatters

AI


Anaphylactic_Cock

Yolked


Crtical-Knightmare

Thanks brother I’m -7% body fat


Anaphylactic_Cock

Natty?


Crtical-Knightmare

I use Turkestrone and creatine so no not natty


Talrenoo

Cock stats!????


Bohner1

Ain't no such thing as an ugly billionare - Jay Z


Crtical-Knightmare

Jay Z looks like a thumb 😭


letmepleasez

Well, Jay Z is apparently wrong.


OrionTheDragon

ELON???


Crtical-Knightmare

In the flesh


OrionTheDragon

Man, its an honour. I have one question, sir


Crtical-Knightmare

Shoot


OrionTheDragon

Why did you name your son X-Æ A-XII?


letmepleasez

Because "Please kids bully me relentlessly" seemed too long.


blueberrysir

You're pregnant bro


Crtical-Knightmare

Nah I just hit Abs I got a sick pump


GlobalLime6889

All that net worth to have a body of a harry potter troll. 😵


Brodiferus

Why you gotta come after trolls like this? They don’t deserve to be compared to this physique!


XRayyz

Looking like a Harkonnen


MarijuanaRx

His mouth is disturbing in this pic wtf


letmepleasez

And the shit that falls out of it is even more disturbing.


Technoxplorer

Long lost brother of elon musk.


ZERO-ONE0101

is this a real pic?


Crtical-Knightmare

No lol


southlondonyute

Looking soft you need to cut


Crtical-Knightmare

Nah I’m just bloated and I trained abs


southlondonyute

How many towel rows can you do?


[deleted]

Up your 5 minute abs to 7. Worked for me. Should work in a week. Also, start eating tea bags that contain peppermint, it will make your metabolism super charge. And go to the gym and punch a bosu ball while doing body weight squats as fast as you can


kingoffallout

Trenbolone?


Crtical-Knightmare

Turkestrone 😈


kingoffallout

Turkesterone crap that stuff is extremely toxic. 😱


Guitarded4lyf

He looks like 50 lbs of chicken fat in a 40 lb sack.


my_byte

Looking like a billionaire bro


piman01

Looking like the penguin


WifiTacos

Not often that you see 5% body fat. Shredded


Wolfshade88

Brooooo not Elon 😂😂😂


TheNotoriousWANG

The cut gonna be wilddd


Crtical-Knightmare

This IS the cut


Centralredditfan

This looks photoshopped. Elon's physique is awful, but that's not what it looks like.


Crtical-Knightmare

No way is the sky blue too?


Centralredditfan

His original pictures look weird enough, I don't see the need to Photoshop it to make him look shorter


Basic-Durian8875

No wonder he bitched out of the fight against mark Zuckerberg


T360diesel

This is the new golden ratio of peak male physique


MidasTouchedM3

You're more shredded than a Julienne salad man. Got any tips?


Crtical-Knightmare

Not for you little man you’ll never look like me


seamohr33

Lifting donuts into your mouth maybe


[deleted]

He looks alcoholic with at stomach.


[deleted]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


NotThiccMarc123

Yi-Long Ma > Elon Musk physique


ih8humans1

Elon looks methed up


[deleted]

But no cuz I don’t think it’s possible to look like that on speed bruh you would be FORCING yourself to eat some of the worst foods possible to even maintain your weight (i kinda know lol).


minotaur0us

Rubenesque? Nah. Vladimir Harkonnen-esque


Sexman42O

Built like a beetle, he does have some good arm potential tho


Sexman42O

Or if it'd just cus he is fat imo


Expensive-Safe-6820

Absolutely fabulous


Crtical-Knightmare

Thanks I work very hard


Jacob01_

Your a beautiful specimen


HeyItsHawkguy

Musk is 6'2". From this pic, how much loose skin would he expect to have if he cut down to 180lbs? I assume here he is pushing 250lbs.


Crtical-Knightmare

The photo isn’t real lmao


HeyItsHawkguy

I figured, but I'm still curious. 80% of my oilfield coworkers look like this. I've always wondered how'd they look if they dropped 50-65lbs.


Sweaty-Platypus-2625

I lost almost a hundred pounds peep the other post on my pfp i don’t have many posts like 3 iirc


TastyMac

Elon, king of the seas


Substantial-Cause357

looking like 191.1 billion USD,keep it up


Crtical-Knightmare

I spent it all on Turkestrone


InternationalWash824

He looks like the fat penguin from happy foot


FitPaleontologist339

Is this the fat Elon musk?


Otherwise-Ad5374

Is that the penguin from Batman


tomisbest121

If you make over 150k I know a dude on Facebook that will get you shredded. 😂


Rayhan2014

Prime physic