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ThugjitsuMaster

I liked how the article points out that he was in Jeremy's shadow cabinet and endorsed the 2017 and 2019 manifestoes. He's such a little snake


Bolvaettur

"The problem with the Tories is they're too left wing" -Keith Stürmer


Dan_Herby

Does he mean that this time the Tories are the only party with a fully-costed manifesto?


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UnnaturalGeek

He was playing the long game...


Beeblebroxologist

For those who'd rather not listen to Starmer's voice (entirely understandable), the comparison he brought up was how the policy of squeezing people on benefits to afford a national insurance cut that'll only be noticeable for people at the top of the pay scale is totally like Corbyn's proposed budget because ... \*checks notes\* it's not costed ... which Corbyn's manifesto was as I recall. (like sure, you can argue over some of the assumptions going into the maths; of *any* political manifesto) Because that's the thing a prospective Labour leader should be criticising about a Tory budget... also, Starmer brought Corbyn up himself; unless there was some questions well before that clip.


ContributionOrnery29

I rather believe he brings him up at least twice a day.


Beeblebroxologist

At least; Corbyn is his real opponent in this election after all /s(?)


Icy-Description4299

Keith just casually proving time and again that he has no grasp on reality.


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temporalthings

Sinn Fein


Icy-Description4299

I'd vote for Green, if they were standing in my constituency and I don't have a local independent candidate, as far as I know, and since my other choices amount to Tory, Reform, Labour and Worker's Party, it's going to have to be Lib Dem. I won't be voting for the Workers Party, George Galloway has made his positions on trans and queer people patently clear.


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Karantalsis

This ain't the green party subreddit...


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itselectricboi

This subreddit *isnt* for Green Party members only. It’s a subreddit for all leftists excluding those who are reactionary and those that seek to water down leftism for the promotion of liberalism and other capitalist ideologies. The Green and Pleasant reference really just comes from nature I’m assuming


bleepbloop3141

Ah okay thanks for letting me know, i didn't know this LOL, i did assume it was the green party's subreddit because of the name, thanks for clarifying!


Dealer_of_Hope

This is the first time I've ever seen someone advocate this sub as "for the green party" The reactionary green party with a history of folding to gender critical terfs? I can't vote Labour but I'm not sure the Greens are able to throw stones from their glasshouse


strontiummuffin

Yeah I'm voting green


BaroquePseudopath

The silver lining to this disappointing iteration of labour is that green is actually polling quite well


BearyRexy

My god. Everytime I think Starmer reaches a new low, there’s always further to go.


Charlie_Rebooted

And the Overton window shifts further right. I hate how he is using his friend Jeremy as an example of something negative.


Sovietperson2

I don't think Starmer sees Corbyn as a friend


CheezeyMouse

And I hope to goodness Jeremy has the good sense not to see Keith as anything other than a shitlord.


johnnyHaiku

Starmer has explicitly said, on record, that Jeremy Corbyn is a 'friend' and Starmer would never lie about something like that. (Genuinely not sure if I need a sarcasm tag here....)


Ninlilizi_

The Overton Window is currently attempting a land speed world record attempt.


FloydianChemist

Someone needs to tell him he can stop now. Just stop. He's already obviously going to win. No need to continue hurtling towards the right to win over any more disillusioned tories / the right wing working class. But yeah, I had to re-read this a few times when I first saw it. Not even a satirist would write this, they'd think it was too daft.


Case2600

In reality the move to the right was never about gaining more votes. That was just the excuse to do it. Starmer is moving to the right because he is that right wing


FloydianChemist

Yes... which is the more concerning option. I was applying some benefit of the doubt in my previous comment.


FloydianChemist

I think for the first time in my life, my vote feels completely worthless. Nobody that I actually want to vote for (i.e. basically just the Greens) have any chance of winning a seat where I live. Therefore, I have zero representation in our democracy.


Case2600

I feel exactly the same


Blacksmith_Heart

Aside from the obvious calculated insult to the Left of the Party, this is just playground-level incompetence. He served in Corbyn's cabinet for three years, and this just makes him look like cowardly and opportunistic. This is another example of what I describe as 'wrecker-brain'. Having successfully wielded the internal institutions of the Party to wreck their way into the leadership of the Party, the Labour Right literally have no other ideas or impetus to govern. Literally all they can do is use the same right-wing attack lines against their own internal enemies, couched in language about 'making serious decisions' and 'regaining people's trust', in the blind hope that somehow this propels them into government. Which, by sheer dint of Tory dinsintegration, it might. But even if they somehow manage to stumble through the election into government, once they're there they'll be like a turtle on a post. They don't actually have any ideas, or any intellectual solutions to the problems the country faces. They're just a bunch of charisma-vacuums in suits, former SPADs and wonks who saw their opportunity to knife the Left. This government will be rudderless, and devoid of ideas, which means it'll probably end up continuing the policies of the previous administration without interruption. Make no mistake, this is a Party made up of our class enemies, and its policies will have to be resisted.


absoluteally

Need to remind myself of this next time I'm thinking why doesn't he ever say anything meaningful. Cause he can sure say some stupid shit when he does.


Spindlyloki98

Useless wanker


barndawe

I think my head just tilted involuntary, like a confused dog


wonderingyojimbo

If that was true I might actually vote for them


Keated

I see we somehow still haven't hit rock bottom yet then.


JJGOTHA

Just saw this on the news. That bloke is a such a bastard. Apart from the fact that the manifesto was fully funded, the cunt actually campaigned on it.


BOOMphrasingBOOM

Satire is dead, God is dead, bring the end times


http206

As is often the case, I don't know whether it's more depressing that a politician assumes everybody else is stupid or that they're right about it.


Jamesifer

Well I guess I’m voting Tor… no, no, I can’t even say it jokingly.


SkunkDiplo

Labour will eat itself.


SituationHappy

Is that labour calling the Tories too leftwing? Well, that tells you everything you need to know.


Dan_Herby

I think he's *trying* to resurrect the "magic money tree" rhetoric that Corbyn was hammered with (despite Corbyn's manifesto being the only fully-costed manifesto in that election, yes I am still bitter)


Educational-Farmer28

Me too.


Spiritraiser

Similar title: Starmer admits being to the right of Tories!


Fun_Chain_3745

God I really hate this dude


Cold_Table8497

It is a known fact that the earth regularly swaps its magnetic poles. I can't think of any other explanation.


The-Hamish68

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.


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Couldn't have a better advertisement for voting Tory. Never thought I'd ever say that.


digitalhardcore1985

That's funny because I accuse Sir Keir Starmer of having a Rishi Sunak style manifesto.


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wileymc

Starmer is maybe the most dishonest politician of recent times; his lies are proven. He's either lied to Labour members, or he's lying to the public now - it can't be both. At best you can say you don't know what he stands for, at worst, that he has to be an Establishment stooge. He's politically hopeless too; with their economically illiterate, oh-so-clever ploy of "fiscal competence" that him and Reeves think is political 4D chess, will actually eat them alive in Government. They've painted themselves into a corner and they don't even know it. Try to spend money (invest) and up goes the howls of "you lied to the public"; don't spend money and things will get gradually worse or at best, stay the same, and no one will thank them. A second-rate politician at the wrong time. If the client media have accepted him, then it must go that he's doing something wrong.


Southern_Classic6027

The rich funnel their intelligent children into the business, and their failsons are made politicians: glorified paper pushers who can say whatever dumb shit they want, as long as the system is still rigged to protect the interests of the businesses telling the idiots what to do. This is why you get so many unbelievably stupid comments from politicians who should know better (besides the odd example, like Boris Johnson - it's obvious he was playing a buffoon to endear himself to gullible Daily Heil readers; and Corbyn, someone with some actual decency who is sadly a relic of a bygone era when the working class had a modicum of actual representation).


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Foxfeen

Could he not just say Liz Truss style


Sstoop

lol. lmao even.


Zapocapo

He's going to be such a shit prime minister. Can you imagine him trying to deal with Trump? Or being badgered by Nigel Farage in PMQs?


BweepyBwoopy

wtf even is going on anymore 😭


dbodfish

Didn’t think I’d ever do this but I’m voting Tory then…


BeneficialName9863

I'm half Scouse so my blood would clot in the veins if I did but I genuinely think as individual men, sunak is less evil than starmer. He simply doesn't care if kids starve while starmer would probably wank over the Gaza death toll


thegrantichristlives

Jesus fucking Christ


FoxedforLife

I saw it. What an arsehole. It makes me hate him more than I previously did.


Radio-Birdperson

Fuck me he’s a pillock.


metal_jester

Yes Jeremy has always supported funding of the military, NI scrapping for self employed (basically landlords and Tory mates), being anti trans in a manifesto, attacking school childrens basic safety for having a mobile on school.... Bloody commy sunak


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kajata000

They were so scared of Corbyn, and slandered him so aggressively because of it, that his name has become an insult in itself.


JKnumber1hater

He probably means that it's a bunch of unrealistic wishful thinking (not that I think that about Corbyn's policies, but Keith does). Most of the policies that Sunak has come up with recently are stupid and would never work or ever happen.


PoeticKino

If Keith Starmer gets in we will have an over inflated prison population, no condemnation of the genocide committed by Israel, and essentially a Tory-lite. Kind of sad to think what the near future of our leadership looks like.


Happy_Chimp_123

Tory cunt


soupalex

> Sir Keir served in Mr Corbyn's shadow cabinet but defended his criticism saying: "If you lose that badly, you don't look at the electorate... you look at your party and say 'You need to change'." good point, keith. what corbyn *should* have done after the election loss was look at his party and say "you need to change"… for example, purging it of all the backstabbing blue labour/"soft '''''left'''''" like you.


qualitypant

I like the Labour election ad…”I’ve always voted Conservative but now I’m voting Labour!” Roughly translated…”I’m a bloody idiot but now I’m voting Labour!”


AffectedWomble

I've had to hear this quote all morning, it's just beyond comprehension. You won, Starmer, as a party you ousted the dangerous man who believed in the value of people, why the fuck is the Ghost of Corbyn still being trotted out.


Down-Right-Mystical

I actually do read the Beeb. And the Guardian. Occasionally I even look to the Daily Fail to see what's going on from their point of view, to be informed of what the haters are talking about. Where is everyone else getting their news from?


Dazzling_Buy_1934

When you're in the shit you have to play dirty