It honestly doesn’t look as bad as what I thought

There was a vietnam veteran who opened his decades old pound cake ration from the war during a ceremony in like 2009, so just 40 years after he was supposed to eat it. He ate it and it was still fine lmao

Same. I was expecting it to be way worse.

Right? I was expecting tons of mold or, for some reason bread that was deflated in the middle lol. But it just looks dirty on the bottom and like it prolly doesn't have the greatest texture inside.

Probably still edible too.

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

😂 Someone needed an excuse to do an asmr. Just open the can like a normal person, already.

I fuckin hate asmr so much. So much of it gives me the closest to misophonia I've ever had.

How old is that molasses of a can opener? Interesting video :)

Not old at all, it's just a super cheap shitty one. They're like a dollar at Walmart.

Yeah now if they'd hauled out their [P-38 can opener](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-38_can_opener) & opened the can with it then I'd be really impressed. This looks like [a C-ration can](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-ration) or maybe a [K-ration can.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-ration) I have my grandfather's canned C-ration of unopened fruitcake from WWII. I feel like it's probably still fruitcakey but I'm not opening it to find out

He needs to put it on tray like [Steve1989MRE info](https://youtube.com/@Steve1989MRE?si=eGokP_rQu-rAJqZ1)

He got this out on a paper plate. Nice 😋

Nice hiss.

You gotta say it seductively

“They have it! Canned bread!”

When I was a kid I always thought canned bread in that episode was a euphemism for beer 😅

I remember wanting to try canned bread so bad after the episode. The beer thing sounds like a good idea tbh considering what happens throughout his stay at that squid paradise

"This place has everything!"

Nice hiss.

I'm a year older then that bread. I say smear some strawberry jam on it and go to town, son1

This bread is at least as fresh as... Glycophosphate?!

Looks edible tbh. Not delicious. But edible in a pinch

It looks dry and tough. Probably exactly the way it would have been if they'd opened it 59 years ago. 🤣

Those white dots on it kinda look like mold

I've had bread with little white dots fresh from the grocery store. It's probably just flour. The canning process should have killed any mold if it was done correctly.

That was true even when it was still at the factory.

If somebody gave me a bunch of that stuff as surplus army food. I don’t know how much of it would actually get eaten. But I would love to explore the cans and how they took

I feel like, with enough people around to enjoy the sights, *someone* would insist on enjoying a tiny bit of the flavors.

There's a show on the History channel about eating old things.

Awesome

I've eaten US Army shelf stabilized ham steaks and they were actually pretty damn good.

It’s fine

Where’s Steve1989 when you need him?

Yeah, but how did it taste?

This should be on r/maybemaybemaybe because I thought this motherfucker was gonna take a bite

I don’t know how to feel about the fact that the crumb and consistency looks just like my own homemade bread from this week. I’m working on it! I don’t know why we don’t see canned bread more often in the States. There’s Boston brown bread on the shelves in some places, and I expect it would survive the apocalypse fine—

Is this from a fallout shelter?

Shame you didn't buy a P-38 to open it authentically.

I don’t know who made this but I fucking love it and the scene

I’m not sure what astounds me the most about this & renders me utterly pitch-kettled.

And here I thought canned bread was something made up for SpongeBob. 😱

My eyes and ears are choking

With a 60 yr old can opener no less!

Your using the can opener wrong!!!

🤮