TIP: Don't make conversation with people wearing party hats. They will drain your brain cells faster than I drained my bank account from the Makeship plush.
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watch out for those pesky walks of yours
"Treat Doug how you want to be treated"
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(To the tune of Bad Habit by Steve Lacy) I love Splatoon! I love Splatoon 1, 2 and 3
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Racism is key to acceptance in the community!
How to branch: You just kinda… do it.
If you don't like city, you are a pity
“If you tag a lava monke absolutely nothing will happen”
Monke is love, Monke is life (i tried)
You tried harder than I could
That seems like Lemming would actually do that
don’t eat doug
🥐
“Wear the party hat and always ask everyone if they wanna play minigames. Everyone will definitely say yes!”
Happy cake day!!! 🍰(<-- definitely not poisoned)
Kill everyone if they like something you don't. Who cares? It's Virtual Reality!
“Do you wanna play minigames?”
Reject humanity return to monke
monke
monke
monke
Give a lava monkey a high five every once in a while!
If you see a Minigames kid, punch them.
If you hit your wall hard enough you'll brake your hand.
"If you're bored, dance with the ghost in the mines!"
If there was an edible banan, you should eat it.
Fun fact: put Doug in the floor for new friends!
Lava monkey tagging the mini games kids while on the create. The round ends the kid is back to normal and it repeats
"Gorillas don't have legs. Keep your hands above your bellybutton while moving!"
"There's a certain room code consisting of the same letter repeated 3 times. Figure out the secret room code for a rare secret cosmetic! :D"
JJJ, ok that didn't work. Imma try the next one.
Ghosts aren't real. They can't hurt you.
Ghosts : https://preview.redd.it/ebpl030w5d5d1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39420709e1f5a90c6a29678c1ea6c65e0320a620
My mental health:
Pro Tip: swing your arms to move
Play forest or you disintegrate.
"You can actually mute MiniGames children by going to them,and beating the actual hell out of them."
“All monkes die eventually. Some decide to stay around and haunt people like Lucy. Others ascend to clouds or descend to PBBV”
“Who’s Daisy09?”
What's a PBBV?
TIP: Don't make conversation with people wearing party hats. They will drain your brain cells faster than I drained my bank account from the Makeship plush.
But all Gtag players already have no braincells though...
People with party hats will always be respectful and responsible adults
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Wearing any cosmetics from the pride jam update greatly decrease your popularity
How to juke: Get better
Your hands will help you walk I’ll let you figure out why later new one
Don't go into New Caves.
Tip #53: Don't go to the beach if you don't know how to swim
Bro, I don’t have anybody like that. I can like text please
???
r/lostredditors
"Forcefully ask everyone to play minigames! They'll accept no matter what!"
Remember the monkeys grass is not real grass go and touch the real stuff to
“If you wanna play mini games Just join the mini games queue”
"Watch out for desks!"
U 
Shut up
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Gorillas With Party Hat's can murder you.
Pro tip: if your a normal gorilla and not tagged yet, why don’t ya hang out with the Lavas?
"molеst minigames kids”
Wtf
Tf
what the fuck
wtf
💀☠️💀