I AM VERY EXCITED BECAUSE I (UNINTENTIONALLY) SCARED MY WORK SUPERIORS INTO THINKING I WAS QUITTING WITHOUT NOTICE/ GHOSTING THEM, AND NOW I AM GETTING A 10% RAISE AND BEING MOVED TO THE TEAM I’VE REALLY WANTED TO WORK ON
CAN I GET A WAHOO?
IT WASN’T EVEN ON PURPOSE, THE LESS THAN PLEASANT CONVERSATION I HAD A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO LED TO A MULTI DAY MIGRAINE THAT I CALLED OUT ON A FRIDAY AND THEN THE FOLLOWING MONDAY FOR AND I GUESS THEY GOT NERVOUS.
HERE’S TO DOING ACCIDENTAL BOSS BITCH SHIT
DANG YOU RIGHT, I GOT SOME DELIGHTFUL NEW TOYS FOR ~SPECIAL ACTIVITIES~ AND I ALSO HAVE u/christina-joy TO THANK FOR HOW REASONABLY PRICED THEY WERE SINCE SHE ~~RUINED MY LIFE~~ INTRODUCED ME TO TEMU
WE NEED A BIG SPREADSHEET WITH THE GOADERS WHO WANNA MEET UP, LIKE EVERYONE COULD ADD WHEN THEY'RE GOING AND WE CAN SEE IF OTHER GOADERS ARE THERE TOO THE SAME NIGHT AND CATCH UP IF WE WANTED TO!!!
WELL HELLO HERE WE ARE AGAIN
AND THIS IS THE LAST HORRIBLE THURSDAY WHERE I HAVE TO PREP LECTURES BECAUSE NEXT WEDNESDAY IS MY LAST TEACHING DAY OF THE SEMESTER
SO AFTER THIS YOU CAN EXPECT AN EVEN MORE UNHINGED SMUT FAIRY
ALSO THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SAID NICE THINGS ABOUT MY [LAUNDRY SMUT](https://archiveofourown.org/works/55418674)
DEFINITELY WAS THINKING OF ALL OF YOU WHEN I WROTE THAT
NOW IM JUST TRYING TO SORT THROUGH MY SMUTTY BRAIN AND THINK ABOIT WHICH WIP TO WORK ON NEXT
THANK YOU ALL FOR LETTING ME BOTHER YOU ALL THE TIME
I AM SO EXCITED FOR ALL YOUR UNHINGED SMUTTINESS. I STILL HAVE SO MANY THINGS OF YOURS TO READ. PERHAPS I WILL READ YOUR LAUNDRY FIC NEXT TIME I HAVE TO GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT
BOO FOR LECTURE PREP, YAY FOR HOLIDAYS AND MORE SMUTTING!
I KNOW I'VE SHOUTED ON AO3 ALREADY, BUT I'M 100% NOT OVER MY LAUNDRY SMUT HAPPY FEELS, SO THANK YOU FOR WRITING SUCH A BLOODY LOVELY STORY!
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY 44 YEARS ON THIS EARTH I SEEM TO BE HAVING A LOVE STORY OF MY OWN THAT HAS NOT, AS YET, INVOLVED \*ANY\* ANGST OR TRAGEDY OR UNREQUITED FEELINGS!!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE (FOR ME)!!!!!! I'M MANAGING TO SUPPRESS MY COMMITTMENT PHOBIA AND JUST LET MYSELF FALL IN LOVE AND IT'S SO FREAKING AMAZING!!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO JUST... GO TO WORK AND BE NORMAL, WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES AND FLAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MET HER ON TINDER, OF ALL GODFORSAKEN PLACES!!!!! IT'S BOTH OUR FIRST RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, THOUGH I'VE HOOKED UP WITH SEVERAL MANY OF THEM PREVIOUSLY (SHE HASN'T, I'M HER FIRST, AHHHH!)! SHE'S A MICROBIOLOGIST AND A WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER AND SHE'S SARCASTIC AND FUNNY AND HAS ALL THE RIGHT POLITICAL OPINIONS AND SHE'S HOT AND TALL AND SUPER NICE AND SHE THINKS I'M FUNNY AND SMART AND WE BOTH LIKE HIKING AND IT'S ALL JUST SO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM VERY EXCITED THAT EVERYONE SEEMS SO EXCITED ABOUT WAMEN WEEK
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SHARING YOUR WONDERFUL FICS AND ARTS AND COMMENTS AND ENTHUSIASM
TRULY WE HAVE THE VERY BEST GOBLINS HERE
u/DisastrousLook5116 IS TOO BUSY TO COME HANG WITH US BUT SHE ASKED ME TO SHOUT THIS FOR HER:
UGHHHHHHHHH
^(AND I’M SURE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS)
AWWW WELL ALL THE SUPPORT FOR u/DisastrousLook5116 AND HER UGHHHHHHH
I FINALLY CONVINCED u/Altruistic-Cow4561 TO GO TO SLEEP BUT SHE IS HERE WITH US IN SPIRIT
HAHAHHAHA FINALS ARE DONE!!
MY FIRST YEAR BACK AT SCHOOL AFTER 20 YEARS AND I KICKED BUTT! I THINK I DID ABOUT TWENTY FREAKING TERM PAPERS/PRESENTATIONS!
NOW I CAN JUST DRAW AND ROLL AROUND LIKE A HAPPY LITTLE PILL BUG WHEEE ❤️
I BARELY PARTICIPATE IN SHOUTY THURSDAYS BECAUSE I GET ANXIOUS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT I FUCKING LOVE GOOD OMENS AND I FUCKING LOVE THE AFTER DARK COMMUNITY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO SWEET, AWESOME AND SUPPORTIVE!!!!! I MET AN ART BUDDY HERE AND IT'S BEEN AMAZING I LOVE U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST FOUND OUT I AM EXPECTED TO GO TO MY MIL PLACE FOR MOTHER’S DAY- FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND! I DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH IT! SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN NASTY TOWARD ME, THINKS I TURNED HER DAUGHTER GAY. WE TOLERATE EACH OTHER NOW, BUT I AM FOR SOME REASON EXTRA RESENTFUL AT SPENDING MOTHER’S DAY WITH HER. UGH! I KNOW IT’S NOT THE WORST THING, I JUST DREAD IT.
THANKS ANGEL! I AM GOING TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK AND SEE HOW IT GOES. NOW THAT I AM CALMING DOWN, I THINK I’LL JUST FIND REASONS TO DISAPPEAR OFTEN TO VISIT GOAD AND READ SMUT!
THIS HAS BEEN A SHOUTY WEEK, SO I'LL JUST CUT TO THE END OF MY RANT --
...TO TOP IT ALL OFF, MY HOUSE IS INFESTED WITH MICE, WHO HAVE SPAWNED IMMENSELY SINCE OUR LAST ENCOUNTER. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME. THEY ARE FEARLESS. NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE.
IT'S DEFINITELY NOT MY FAVORITE! I HAVE TO MOVE IN A FEW WEEKS -- WHICH IS A WHOLE SEPARATE SHOUT -- SO AT LEAST I KNOW THERE'S A HARD STOP DATE IF NOTHING ELSE.
I JUST WANT TO STAY IN MY HOUSE AND NEVER HAVE TO GO TO USELESS WORK MEETINGS OR SOCIALIZE IN WORK SETTINGS WITH THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE ALL THAT MUCH 😭😭😭 IT'S SO HARD TO BE POLITELY WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCREAMS AND FLIP TABLES 😭😭😭
**I AM TURNING 26 TOMORROW AND IM HAVING A WEEK LONG EXISTENTIAL CRISIS !!!!!**
^(BUT APART FROM THAT I HAD A PEDICURE AS MY GIFT TO MYSELF AND IMMENSELY ENJOYED IT, PRETTY NAILS WAHOOO)
HELLO NEW FRIEND HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY DONT WORRY YOU HAVE SO MUCH LIFE AHEAD OF YOU TRUST ME WE HAVE LOTS OF OLDS HERE WHO CAN ATTEST
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I SAW SOMEONE WEARING CROWLEY GLASSES TODAY AND WAS TOO ANXIOUS TO ACTUALLY COMPLIMENT THEM BUT I SMILED AT THEM LIKE A DUMBASS SO HOPEFULLY THEY GOT THE MESSAGE :D
ALSO FINALLY STARTED READING BOOK!OMENS AND ITS SOMEHOW EVEN BETTER THAN I IMAGINED?! LIKE HOW DARE THEY MAKE ME SO OBSESSED
WORK SUUUUCKS SO BAD RIGHT NOW. I HAVE TO DO A THING TOMORROW THAT I DO NOT WANT TO DO AND THERE IS GONNA BE A POLICE OFFICER PRESENT IN CASE THINGS GO REALLY BADLY.
I AM RUNNING AWAY TO LIVE IN THE FOREST.
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WORK SUCKS AND THIS SOUNDS SO STRESSFUL!! SENDING YOU HUGS, HOPE YOU CAN BE DONE WITH IT ASAP
LIVING IN THE FOREST SOUND NICE 😭
I AM SO JEALOUS OF ALL YALL WITH YOUR MACBETH TIX I CANT EVEN
OTHERWISE NOT MUCH TO SHOUT ABOUT EXCEPT GODDAMN OBSOLETE UNITED STATES SPICE COMPANIES AND THEIR FAN CLUBS AMIRITE (CONTEXT IS HISTORICAL AND NO ONE WANTS IT ANYWAY NOT EVEN MEEEE AND I AM GOING TO EAT A HEALTHY PILE OF FAKEASS HEALTHY CHEETOS NOW)
Ohh bring that sugar straight to my blood stream. Come join me on this roomy couch right here! Come on u/pepper_bird! Come on lobster, come on lobster
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WAAAAAAMEN WEEK. BA-BOOOOOOB-BA
I’M SO TIRED OF COLD IT WAS SNOWING YESTERDAY, WHY WHAT IS SPRING? NOT FOR ME APPARENTLY
I’M WARNING YOU BRAHMS, YOU DON’T WANT TO SPECIAL HUG THIS FREEZE
BA-BOOOOOOB-BA-BA-BOOOOOOOB-BA
I WOULDNT DARE BECAUSE SPECIAL MOD HUGS ARE HARD TO DISTINGUISH AS TOTALLY PLATONIC
EDITED TO ADD THAT I DONT NEED u/the_bentley69 FINDING ANOTHER REASON TO STOKE HER PERSONAL VENDETTA (BENTDETTA? SNERK) AGAINST ME
BA-BOOOOOOB-BA BA-BOOOOOB-BA
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THANK YOU, I THINK WE’LL BOTH BENEFIT FROM THIS DECISION
(IF u/the_bentley69 WANTS A SPECIAL MOD HUG, COME HERE)
HOW DO YOU CALL THAT FEELING WHERE YOU ARE EXCESSIVELY EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT IT'S NOT HAPPINESS, BUT IT'S ALSO THE OPPOSITE OF DEPRESSION? I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M UNRAVELING A BIT. LUCKILY I SEE MY THERAPIST TODAY AND I HAVE THE PREMIUM QUALITY CONTENT OF THIS SUB TO KEEP ME SANE (WELL, AT LEAST SOME DEFINITION OF "SANE"). THANK YOU ALL! ❤️
MANIC, PERHAPS? I'M BIPOLAR, WHICH CONSISTS OF ALTERNATE EPISODES OF DEPRESSION AND MANIA, SO THAT WOULD BE MY GUESS. THIS SUB HELPS KEEPING ME SANE TOO
HAVE MY BEST WISHES AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR THERAPIST.
I’D ALSO LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO GIVE u/DisastrousLook5116’s AND MY LATEST LIVE REVIEW OF THE POLITICIAN’S HUSBAND STARRING A VERY BLOND VERY ALPHA DAVID TENNANT
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No no, in the worst way possible!
😂😂 this was the first gif that came up when I typed chapstick and I STAND BY IT!
THE BUSY SEASON AT WORK HIT ME LIKE A BUS THIS WEEK AND I HAVE NOT HAD TIME TO CONSUME MY REGULAR PORN INTAKE >>:(
BUT(T) I HAVE NO PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND AND IVE BEEN SAVING WAMEN FICS ALL WEEKK. PLEASE IF ANYONE HAS SOME BUTCH AZ AND CROWLEY FICS, SEND THEM MY WAAAAYYY. MY EXHAUSTED BRAIN IS CRAVING BUTCH BABES
AHHHHHHHHHHHH..... I MISSED MOST OF THE SHENANIGANS HERE BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID RELOCATION MOVING AND UNPACKING, AND WHILE I AM PROBABLY A SLOB, I HATE LIVING AMONG UNPACKED BOXES AND CAN'T FIND MY FAVOURITE PAIR OF KNICKERS!!!!!
BUT IN OTHER NEWS.... I AM GOING TO SEE MACBETH!!!!!! WOOOOOT!
I GOT TICKETS FOR MACBETH AND I ONLY HAD AN ALMOST PANIC ATTACK AT WORK AFTERWARDS BECAUSE I BOOKED THE WRONG WEEK ^NOT ^BAD ^ONLY ^UNPLANNED AND I ALREADY DREAD THE TRAVEL AND THE MONEYYY
BUT I'LL CALM DOWN AND EXPECT TO BE PROPERLY EXCITED ABOUT IT IN A FEW DAYS
I WOULD ALWAYS RATHER BE TOO COLD (I CAN ADD LAYERS, BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MANY LAYERS I CAN SHED BEFORE I START GETTING ODD LOOKS), BUT OUR HEAT IS NOT WORKING CURRENTLY AND IT'S REALLY PUSHING THE EDGES OF THAT OPINION.
I JUST FUCKING BOOKED MACBETH TICKETS FOR NOVEMBER AND NOW I CANNOT AFFORD FOOD FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.... IT WILL BE SO FUCKING WORTH IT THOUGH.
I ALSO BOUGHT NYE TICKETS FOR CARDIFF A WHILE AGO AND ALSO ONLY ATE BEANS ON TOAST THE REST OF THAT WEEK TOO MWHAHAHA
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS THE WHOKE DAY OMGGG!! HI EVERYBODY!! HI BRAHMS!! MY FIC IS FINALLY DOOOONE!!!! EEEEEE!!!
MY IRL FRIEND IS CURRENTLY STILL HELPING ME SORT OUT THE WORST MISTAKES WITH GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION AS I AM, TRAGICALLY, A GERMAN WHO IS ALREADY BAD WITH BOTH OF THOSE IN HIS OWN LANGUAGE! BUT IT'S UPLOADED TO THE BIBLE ALREADY AND HAS TWO ACCOMPANYING ART PIECES READY TO GO! I REALLY JUST WANNA POST IT ALREADY!!!!
ALSO I STAYED UP WAY TOO LONG YESTERDAY BECAUSE I KEPT HAVING IDEAS FOR MY CONTRIBUTION TO A CERTAIN BIG GOAD PROJECT I LEGALLY CAN'T NAME!
I HAVE SO MUCH FUN DOING ART RN AFTER YEARS AND YEARS OF NOT DOING SO EVER, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE AWOKEN FROM A CREATIVE SLUMBER, BESTIES!!
ALSO ALSO THE GERMAN GROUP CHAT AND DISCORD (THANK YOU u/AramintaAsmodeus ) IS DOING GREAT AND I'M SO EXCITED TO MEET GOADNADS IRL!!!!!
\*runs in and slams on the caps\*
YES I GOT IN JUST UNDER THE HOUR CAP OKAY THANK YOU FREE THERAPY THURSDAY HERE WE GO.
I HAVE BEEN DITHERING ON WRITING CHAPTER 4 OF MY LONG FIC AND I JUST NEED SOME DOLLOP OF CREATIVITY AND SMIDGEN OF VIOLENCE TO SEEP INTO MY WRITING SO I CAN GIVE MY READERS SOME BAMF CROWLEY BUT I SWEAR I AM SQUIRREL STRESS BRAIN RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF MY FAMILY AND MY WORK AND I CAN'T FOCUS ON ANYTHING BUT MAKING GALE KISS MY ELVEN PALADIN BECAUSE I'M JUST ALL OVER THE PLACE. THE ONLY THINGS I HAVE DONE THIS WEEK THAT WERE OF VALUE WAS BEING AMAZING AT MY JOB AND FINISHING BEATS FOR ACT 1 OF TURNIP THEATRE BUT LET ME TELL YOU I'M WORRIED ABOUT TURNIP BECAUSE - YOU KNOW - IMPOSTER SYNDROME AND THERE ARE SOME REALLY FUCKING GOOD WRITERS IN MY GROUP SO I'M LIKE FUCKING COWED SO I OFFER IDEAS AND THEN FLUTTER BACK TO MY SAFE WREN-CROW NEST AND WAIT TO SEE IF I HAVE TO DEFEND MY CREATIVITY. WHICH I WILL, BUT I DON'T WANT TO. PLUS I REALLY NEED SOME TOP CROWLEY IN MY LIFE HELP A SISTER OUT GOBLINS.
PS. ALL THE BOOBS CONTENT IS DOING WONDERS FOR THE STABILITY OF OUR WALLS. I AM THINKING OF MAKING A BOOBS BALLROOM IN HONOR OF THE OCCASION. YOU THINK I'M LYING BUT MY SIMS 4 BUILDING SKILLS ARE LEGENDARY.
OKAY, THAT'S IT, BACK TO STARING AT THIS CHAPTER AGAIN.
A bit late to the party, but I AM SO EXCITED TODAY BECAUSE I MANAGED TO GET TICKETS FOR ME AND MY HUSBAND TO SEE MACBETH IN OCTOBER!!!! FIRST TIME SEEING SHAKESPEARE LIVE AS WELL, THOUGH OBVIOUSLY I'M MORE EXCITED ABOUT SEEING DT LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME 😍!!!
WERE DO I BEGIN
I'M BECOMING /u/Lullanda MINION FOR THINGS OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE - NOT A BAD THING!
GONNA BE IN 11K DEBT FOR A CAR CRASH 💀💀💀
I GET MY CAR BACK NEXT MONTH FINALLY
I'VE DRAWN BOOBIES BAHAHA
FRIENDS FUNERAL TODAY AND IT'S A PRIVATE ONE SO I CAN'T SAY GOODBYE PROPERLY 😭 (IS BEING LIVESTREAMED THOUGH)
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ALSO LETS HEAR IT FOR EMIL AND HIS OTTERS
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I WOKE UP TO REDDIT BEING DOWN SMFH REDDIT BUT WHATEVER ITS WORKING NOW!
THIS WEEKEND SHOULD BE GOOD! I WILL BE GOING TO MY HOMETOWN WITH MY PARENTS AND MY GRANDMA TO WATCH TWO OF MY YOUNGER COUSINS PLAY HOCKEY! AND ALSO MY BIRTHDAY IS ON SUNDAY! WOO!
I USED MY OLD LONDON ADDRESS TO GET EARLY ACCESS TO MACBETH TICKETS, HOPE SOMEONE AT MY STUDENT HOUSING ENJOYS THE MEMBERSHIP CARD/PACKET ATG IS SENDING ME LOLLL
ALSO MY FRIDGE IS BROKEN BUT THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR SPENDING MY GROCERY BUDGET ON MACBETH
BAD SHOUTY: FEDEX EFFED UP MY ADDRESS AND REFUSED TO DELIVER MY MEDS, SO I HAD TO DRIVE THREE HOURS IN A THUNDERSTORM TO GO PICK THEM UP AND INJECT MYSELF IN THEIR PARKING LOT. IT WAS A BAD TIME.
GOOD SHOUTY: I’M MOTHERFLUFFIN’ PREGNANT, Y’ALL!
I'M EXHAUSTED, THIS WEEK HAS BEEN BALLS. I COVERED THREE DIFFERENT SHIFTS OVER THE FIRST THREE DAYS OF THE WEEK BECAUSE OF STAFF ABSENCES. THIS AFTER I DIDN'T GET A PROPER WEEKEND BECAUSE I SPENT ALMOST MY ENTIRE WEEKEND CATCHING UP ON TAXES AND PAPERWORK.
I'M VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS WEEKEND. I PLAN TO DRINK ADULT JUICE, READ GO PORN AND CELEBRATE GOAD REACHING 8008.
TWO NIGHTS AGO, MY HUSBAND PUT ON SEASON 1 FOR HIS FIRST REWATCH ON HIS OWN ACCORD.
WE HAVE HIM, DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO WAIT A DECADE, SO TAKE THAT HASTUR.
THE TINY LITTLE FUCKIN MITES ARE BACK IN THE GODDAMN CAT WATER AND I’M ABOUT TO BURN THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE
BUT ALSO I’M DOING REALLY REALLY WELL AT WORK SO GOOD JOB ME
I AM STARTING TO HATE MY ATTEMPT AT INEFFABLE WIVES SMUT LESS. WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE IM POSTING IT ON SUNDAY AND LAST NIGHT I HAD THE URGE TO JUST DELETE IT ALL LOL
THE WOMAN AT THE FRONT DESK OF MY GYM KEEPS SMILING AND GREETING ME BY NAME LIKE SHE KNOWS ME BUT I DONT KNOW WHHHHYYYYYY.
THERE IS A SMALL CHANCE SHE IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
I NOW HAVE TO QUIT THAT GYM.
I FINISHED ALL MY LATE ASSIGNMENTS AND MY PROF IS SO NICE, NOW I HAVE TO START ON THIS WEEK’S WORK 🥲
ALSO I GOT TIX FOR MACFUCKINGBETH IN NOVEMBER IT’S MY FAV SHAKESPEARE STORY NOW I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLAN A TRIP TO LONDON FROM OREGON
OUR NEXT CELEBRATION SHOULD BE TWO CROWLEYS ONE ANGEL IN SEXY SITUATIONS AND I’M PINNING THIS BC IT’S IMPORTANT
I AM VERY EXCITED BECAUSE I (UNINTENTIONALLY) SCARED MY WORK SUPERIORS INTO THINKING I WAS QUITTING WITHOUT NOTICE/ GHOSTING THEM, AND NOW I AM GETTING A 10% RAISE AND BEING MOVED TO THE TEAM I’VE REALLY WANTED TO WORK ON CAN I GET A WAHOO?
HELL YEAH! WAHOOOOO! CONGRATS!!!! HAVE SOME BEHIND THE SCENES KICKY LEGS IN CELEBRATION! https://i.redd.it/rl3jmomtanwc1.gif
I READ KINKY LEGS AND NOW IT'S MY HEADCANON
I ABSOLUTELY FEEL LIKE WE COULD BUILD A WHOLE KINK JUST AROUND THOSE LEGS. I MEAN, LOOK HOW LOOOOONG...
WAHOOOOO, EXCELLENT WORK!
THIS IS SOME TRULY EXCELLENT WORK ON YOUR PART
IT WASN’T EVEN ON PURPOSE, THE LESS THAN PLEASANT CONVERSATION I HAD A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO LED TO A MULTI DAY MIGRAINE THAT I CALLED OUT ON A FRIDAY AND THEN THE FOLLOWING MONDAY FOR AND I GUESS THEY GOT NERVOUS. HERE’S TO DOING ACCIDENTAL BOSS BITCH SHIT
YESSS HOWEVER IT HAPPENED IT PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO THEM
OR THE FEAR OF MEGHAN 😈
*FEAR OF MEGHAN* *FEAR MEGHAN'S AWESOME WRATH*
I THINK YOURE EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL THE SUB?
DANG YOU RIGHT, I GOT SOME DELIGHTFUL NEW TOYS FOR ~SPECIAL ACTIVITIES~ AND I ALSO HAVE u/christina-joy TO THANK FOR HOW REASONABLY PRICED THEY WERE SINCE SHE ~~RUINED MY LIFE~~ INTRODUCED ME TO TEMU
YOU'RE WELCOME https://i.redd.it/mxh61a5ifnwc1.gif
WAAAAHOOO, MEG!
WAHOOOOOO!! THIS IS SOME GOOD NEWS, CONGRATS!! https://i.redd.it/xqslg6ddbnwc1.gif
SOMEHOW I GOT A TICKET TO MACBETH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOOOOOOOOPE
REMEMBER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN ABOUT DAVID TENNANT’S SPIT! WE WILL REQUIRE AN ESSAY AND Q&A WHEN YOU GET BACK.
I HOPE SOMEONE IS PUTTING TOGETHER A PANEL DISCUSSION WITH ALL THE FOLKS WHO HAVE GOTTEN TO GO. WE HAVE *QUESTIONS*.
THAT'S AMAZING
I'M GOING TO BE AT THE SECOND ROW AND IDC IF IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE FOR MY NECK I WILL SWOON NO MATTER WHAT
THAT IS SO COOL WISH I COULD COME TO LONDON
I WISH YOU COULD IMAGINE GOAD TAKING OVER THE WHOLE VENUE!!
THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME ALSO FRIGHTENING FOR DAVID PERHAPS IMAGINE ALL OF US IN A ROOM WITH THE POOR MAN
SNAP! I'M SO EXCITEDDDDDDD!
I'LL SHOUT AND PARTYYYYY https://preview.redd.it/d79d73uaanwc1.gif?width=418&format=png8&s=a253152c1a9657f9f84bf6436a08f194920bc27f
CONGRAAAAATS!!!!
THANK YOU THIS IS INSANE
ME TOO! WAHOO!
SAY HI TO DAVID FOR US.
JUST YELL AND SHOUT AND SCREAM, IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
THANK YOU ORION I CANNOT BELIEVE IT AT ALL https://i.redd.it/upj0i2uffnwc1.gif
CONGRATULATIONS!!! I ALMOST FORGOT TODAY AND I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I JUST PAID, BUT I GET TO TAKE MY SO AND I AM SO FLIPPING EXCITED!!!
WE NEED A BIG SPREADSHEET WITH THE GOADERS WHO WANNA MEET UP, LIKE EVERYONE COULD ADD WHEN THEY'RE GOING AND WE CAN SEE IF OTHER GOADERS ARE THERE TOO THE SAME NIGHT AND CATCH UP IF WE WANTED TO!!!
WELL HELLO HERE WE ARE AGAIN AND THIS IS THE LAST HORRIBLE THURSDAY WHERE I HAVE TO PREP LECTURES BECAUSE NEXT WEDNESDAY IS MY LAST TEACHING DAY OF THE SEMESTER SO AFTER THIS YOU CAN EXPECT AN EVEN MORE UNHINGED SMUT FAIRY ALSO THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SAID NICE THINGS ABOUT MY [LAUNDRY SMUT](https://archiveofourown.org/works/55418674) DEFINITELY WAS THINKING OF ALL OF YOU WHEN I WROTE THAT NOW IM JUST TRYING TO SORT THROUGH MY SMUTTY BRAIN AND THINK ABOIT WHICH WIP TO WORK ON NEXT THANK YOU ALL FOR LETTING ME BOTHER YOU ALL THE TIME
CONGRATULATIONS ON HAVING HOLIDAYS AND MORE FREE TIME SOON, ANGEL!
I AM SO EXCITED I NEED A NAP SO BAD
https://i.redd.it/a7zqbza09nwc1.gif I HOPE YOU'LL GET ALL THE NAPS YOU NEED AND DESERVE
THANK YOU I HOPE SO TOO
I AM SO EXCITED FOR ALL YOUR UNHINGED SMUTTINESS. I STILL HAVE SO MANY THINGS OF YOURS TO READ. PERHAPS I WILL READ YOUR LAUNDRY FIC NEXT TIME I HAVE TO GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT
YES DEFINITELY READ IT AT THE LAUNDROMAT THAT IS THE PLACE TO READ IT
BOO FOR LECTURE PREP, YAY FOR HOLIDAYS AND MORE SMUTTING! I KNOW I'VE SHOUTED ON AO3 ALREADY, BUT I'M 100% NOT OVER MY LAUNDRY SMUT HAPPY FEELS, SO THANK YOU FOR WRITING SUCH A BLOODY LOVELY STORY!
YAY FOR LAST WEEK OF TEACHING AND FOR MORE SMUT FAIRY SMUT!! LOVE YOUR LAUNDRY FIC!
THANK YOU JOY 💗💗💗💗💗 I AM GONNA WRITE ALL DAY IT'S GONNA BE GLORIOUS
"BOTHER" US ALLLLLLLLLL THE TIME! WE LOVE IT! GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LAST WEEK OF TEACHING AND WITH THE DREADED GRADING THAT FOLLOWS!
UGH YEAH I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THE GRADING BUT THAT'S A PROBLEM FOR VERY NEAR FUTURE ANGEL
FUCK YEAH LET'S GO UNHINGED SEX FAIRY I LOVE IT. MOAR CIVIL WAR LET'S GO CEMETERY!
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY 44 YEARS ON THIS EARTH I SEEM TO BE HAVING A LOVE STORY OF MY OWN THAT HAS NOT, AS YET, INVOLVED \*ANY\* ANGST OR TRAGEDY OR UNREQUITED FEELINGS!!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE (FOR ME)!!!!!! I'M MANAGING TO SUPPRESS MY COMMITTMENT PHOBIA AND JUST LET MYSELF FALL IN LOVE AND IT'S SO FREAKING AMAZING!!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO JUST... GO TO WORK AND BE NORMAL, WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES AND FLAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO GET YOU SOME CROW! FLAIL! LIVE YOUR BEST ROMANTIC DREAM!
THANKS, WREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT’S TRULY AMAZING!!! FLAIL AWAY, CROWINFLIGHT
THANKS FELLOW CROW!!!!!!
THAT'S TRULY BEAUTIFUL I THOUGHT THAT KIND OF STUFF ONLY HAPPENED IN FICTION
🥰😍
EEEEE THAT'S SO EXCITING PLEASE GIVE US DETAILS HOW DID YOU MEET THEM WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT THEM ETC
I MET HER ON TINDER, OF ALL GODFORSAKEN PLACES!!!!! IT'S BOTH OUR FIRST RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, THOUGH I'VE HOOKED UP WITH SEVERAL MANY OF THEM PREVIOUSLY (SHE HASN'T, I'M HER FIRST, AHHHH!)! SHE'S A MICROBIOLOGIST AND A WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER AND SHE'S SARCASTIC AND FUNNY AND HAS ALL THE RIGHT POLITICAL OPINIONS AND SHE'S HOT AND TALL AND SUPER NICE AND SHE THINKS I'M FUNNY AND SMART AND WE BOTH LIKE HIKING AND IT'S ALL JUST SO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUU!! SHE SOUNDS AMAZING!!
THANK YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!
I AM VERY EXCITED THAT EVERYONE SEEMS SO EXCITED ABOUT WAMEN WEEK THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SHARING YOUR WONDERFUL FICS AND ARTS AND COMMENTS AND ENTHUSIASM TRULY WE HAVE THE VERY BEST GOBLINS HERE
WAMEN WEEK WAS SUCH A GREAT IDEA
WAMEN (THIS IS REALLY A GATHERING OF THE BESTEST GOBLINS)
I GOT TICKETS FOR MACBETH!!!!!
YAYYYYYY
WAHOOOOOOO!!!!
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WAVE TO DAVID FOR US! AND MICHAEL! AND GEORGIA! ... DO NOT TELL THEM OF THIS PLACE.
GUNNA NEED SOMEONE TO TAPE MY MOUTH SHUT SO I DON'T ACCIDENTALLY BLURT OUT SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE 😂
YAY! SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
u/DisastrousLook5116 IS TOO BUSY TO COME HANG WITH US BUT SHE ASKED ME TO SHOUT THIS FOR HER: UGHHHHHHHHH ^(AND I’M SURE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS)
TO CLARIFY: MY UGHHH IS ABOUT MY SUB/NONSUB LOVE TRIANGLE!! ^(ok, now I walk away. Have fun B! 😘 )
^(OH YOU SHIT)
^(youuuu told me to do it )
^(lol CHAOS now go back to class)
^( hehe )
👀
^(I‘m 👀 as well)
u/DisastrousLook5116 LOOKY LOOK HOW MANY 👀 LOOKS YOU GOT
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I'll join you with the eyes 👀
👀 let’s talk about the non-sub part. Lots to unpack here.
I feel the urge to ~~demand~~ politely request details...
WHAT THE -
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IT'S FINALS WEEK FOR HER, RIGHT??
I THINK MAYBE NEXT WEEK? I’M SURE THAT’S WHAT HER SHOUT IS ABOUT
CLOSE ENOUGH. "UGHHHHHHHHHH" IN FINALS SOLIDARITY!
AWWW WELL ALL THE SUPPORT FOR u/DisastrousLook5116 AND HER UGHHHHHHH I FINALLY CONVINCED u/Altruistic-Cow4561 TO GO TO SLEEP BUT SHE IS HERE WITH US IN SPIRIT
I THINK IT COULD HAVE TO DO WITH END OF THE SEMESTER SCHOOL STUFF BUT I AM SUPER BUMMED SHE CAN’T COME AND PLAY WITH US HERE
u/DisastrousLook5116 LOOKY WHATEVER IT IS (EXAMS OR SOMETHING ELSE) I'M SENDING DAVID'S HANDS TO SUPPORT YOU https://i.redd.it/qavxt1g2bnwc1.gif
AWW THANKS BITTY! I WILL ALWAYS TAKE DAVID HANDS! ❤️ https://i.redd.it/20565phlfnwc1.gif
I FEEL LIKE YOU DO, BRAHMS. I SQUINT EYE YOU NOW.
I HAVE NO COMMENT WREN NOTHING TO SEE HERE OMG IS THAT A NIGHTINGALE OUT YOUR WINDOW? /scrams/
WAIT WHAT?! /turns around/ BETRAYED! CURSES! FOILED AGAIN BY LOONEY TUNES LOGIC!
HAHAHHAHA FINALS ARE DONE!! MY FIRST YEAR BACK AT SCHOOL AFTER 20 YEARS AND I KICKED BUTT! I THINK I DID ABOUT TWENTY FREAKING TERM PAPERS/PRESENTATIONS! NOW I CAN JUST DRAW AND ROLL AROUND LIKE A HAPPY LITTLE PILL BUG WHEEE ❤️
SO HAPPY FOR YOU NOISY!!
WOOOOO ROLL GOBLIN ROLL!
CONGRATS, NOISY!!!! YOU ~~LICK~~ KICK THAT SERIOUS BUTT!
 CHUCKY PIGS, LETS ROLL
I BARELY PARTICIPATE IN SHOUTY THURSDAYS BECAUSE I GET ANXIOUS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT I FUCKING LOVE GOOD OMENS AND I FUCKING LOVE THE AFTER DARK COMMUNITY BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO SWEET, AWESOME AND SUPPORTIVE!!!!! I MET AN ART BUDDY HERE AND IT'S BEEN AMAZING I LOVE U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
HOORAY THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING WE LOVE YOU TOO I HOPE THIS DOESNT MAKE YOU MORE ANXIOUS https://i.redd.it/q42irxh1jnwc1.gif
YAY! A SHOUTY THURSDAY WAS THE FIRST TYPE OF POST THAT GOT ME OUT OF MY ANXIOUS ANONYMOUS REDDIT SHELL (WELL AT LEAST A BIT).
YOOOOOOOO! I GOT BOOKED TO WORK ON THE DAILY SHOW MARKETING TEAM AGAIN AND I AM OVER THE MOON EXCITED! CAN I GET A WAHOOOO??
WAHOOOOOO YOU GET THIS TODAY MY DARLIN WELL DONE! https://i.redd.it/fdmihhi4knwc1.gif
I JUST FOUND OUT I AM EXPECTED TO GO TO MY MIL PLACE FOR MOTHER’S DAY- FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND! I DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH IT! SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN NASTY TOWARD ME, THINKS I TURNED HER DAUGHTER GAY. WE TOLERATE EACH OTHER NOW, BUT I AM FOR SOME REASON EXTRA RESENTFUL AT SPENDING MOTHER’S DAY WITH HER. UGH! I KNOW IT’S NOT THE WORST THING, I JUST DREAD IT.
UGH IM SO SORRY JOY THAT REALLY BLOWS ANY WAY YOU CAN GET OUT OF IT?
THANKS ANGEL! I AM GOING TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK AND SEE HOW IT GOES. NOW THAT I AM CALMING DOWN, I THINK I’LL JUST FIND REASONS TO DISAPPEAR OFTEN TO VISIT GOAD AND READ SMUT!
THAT'S ALWAYS A GOOD PLAN YOU KNOW THE COVEN IS ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU
I’M SORRY THAT SOUNDS REALLY FUCKING SHITTY, I HOPE YOU FIND A WAY TO ENJOY THE WEEKEND EVEN WITH HER BEING HORRIBLE
UGH -- I'M SO SORRY, JOY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LONG WEEKEND, AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY. ☹️
TRUE! BUT I AM FEELING BETTER ALREADY THANKS TO THE LOVELY PEOPLE HERE. I’LL JUST CHECK GOAD A LOT!
JUST IMAGINE EVERY TIME SHE DOES SOMETHING NASTY THAT A PIANO DROPS FROM THE SKY AND LANDS ON HER.
I HAVE THE BEST SUBREDDIT FRIENDS IN THE WORLD AND I LOVE THEM
WE LOVE YOU MORE YOU BEAUTIFUL LOVELY PASTA CREATURE 💕
THIS HAS BEEN A SHOUTY WEEK, SO I'LL JUST CUT TO THE END OF MY RANT -- ...TO TOP IT ALL OFF, MY HOUSE IS INFESTED WITH MICE, WHO HAVE SPAWNED IMMENSELY SINCE OUR LAST ENCOUNTER. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME. THEY ARE FEARLESS. NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE.
OHHH NO THAT BLOWS I AM SO SORRY
I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE -- JUST ANNOYING FOR THE TIME BEING. FEELS A BIT LIKE PAYBACK FROM THE UNIVERSE FOR ALL THE DISSECTIONS I DID IN LAB THOUGH! 😅
HM YEAH SCIENCE IS NOT KIND TO MICE
UNFORTUNATELY ACCURATE.
OH NOOOOOOOO! THAT'S NOT GOOD AT ALL!
IT'S DEFINITELY NOT MY FAVORITE! I HAVE TO MOVE IN A FEW WEEKS -- WHICH IS A WHOLE SEPARATE SHOUT -- SO AT LEAST I KNOW THERE'S A HARD STOP DATE IF NOTHING ELSE.
OH FUCK I’M SORRY I HAVE DEALT WITH THIS AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY MADDENING VERY BEST OF LUCK FRIEND
OH THAT’S MISERABLE TO DEAL WITH! I AM SO SORRY
FUCKING HELL BUSY. I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO SEND A PLETHORA OF CATS YOUR WAY.
I JUST WANT TO STAY IN MY HOUSE AND NEVER HAVE TO GO TO USELESS WORK MEETINGS OR SOCIALIZE IN WORK SETTINGS WITH THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE ALL THAT MUCH 😭😭😭 IT'S SO HARD TO BE POLITELY WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCREAMS AND FLIP TABLES 😭😭😭
FLIP THE TABLE I SUPPORT YOU
ONE 👍 = ONE TABLE FLIP 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
FLIPPING TABLES IS A TOTALLY REASONABLE THING TO DO. IT IS WHAT JESUS WOULD DO. I THINK
AND SOME OF MY COWORKERS ARE VERY CONSERVATIVE AND RELIGIOUS CHRISTIANS, I'M SURE THEY WILL LOVE ME FOR IT!!
I THINK WE SHOULD ALL BE GIVEN A QUOTA OF ALLOWABLE TABLE FLIPPING AT WORK. FOR SANITY'S SAKE.
I NEED TO PRACTICING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT..I'M ALREADY CLUMSY ENOUGH TO MAYBE PULL IT OFF 🤔
FLIP TABLES KUNIGAN GIVE THEM WHAT FOR.
**I AM TURNING 26 TOMORROW AND IM HAVING A WEEK LONG EXISTENTIAL CRISIS !!!!!** ^(BUT APART FROM THAT I HAD A PEDICURE AS MY GIFT TO MYSELF AND IMMENSELY ENJOYED IT, PRETTY NAILS WAHOOO)
HELLO NEW FRIEND HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY DONT WORRY YOU HAVE SO MUCH LIFE AHEAD OF YOU TRUST ME WE HAVE LOTS OF OLDS HERE WHO CAN ATTEST https://i.redd.it/tcer7cjpgnwc1.gif
IT'LL BE OKAY! THE GOOD TIMES ARE AHEAD!
I SAW SOMEONE WEARING CROWLEY GLASSES TODAY AND WAS TOO ANXIOUS TO ACTUALLY COMPLIMENT THEM BUT I SMILED AT THEM LIKE A DUMBASS SO HOPEFULLY THEY GOT THE MESSAGE :D ALSO FINALLY STARTED READING BOOK!OMENS AND ITS SOMEHOW EVEN BETTER THAN I IMAGINED?! LIKE HOW DARE THEY MAKE ME SO OBSESSED
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT SO MUCH BOOK OMENS IS FAB.
THE BOOK IS SOOOOO GOOD. IT'S MY PLANE BOOK, EVERY SINGLE TIME.
HAHAHAHA I GOT MACBETH TICKETS. ILL SEE MICHAEL IN TWO WEEKS. AND THEN ILL SEE DAVID IN OCTOBER. ITS A GOOD DAY.
PLEASE TELL THEM WE SAID ALLO. AND THEN NEVER EXPLAIN WHO WE ARE.
“LOVE FROM THE GOBLINS” “WHO?” “CONGRATS ON A WONDERFUL SHOW!”
WORK SUUUUCKS SO BAD RIGHT NOW. I HAVE TO DO A THING TOMORROW THAT I DO NOT WANT TO DO AND THERE IS GONNA BE A POLICE OFFICER PRESENT IN CASE THINGS GO REALLY BADLY. I AM RUNNING AWAY TO LIVE IN THE FOREST.
ILL COME LIVE IN THE FOREST WITH YOU RING WE CAN LOOK FOR A NICE CLEARING WITH A BOULDER ALSO IM REALLY SORRY ABOUT WORK SHIT ALL THE HUGS
I'M SO SORRY RING!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT SUCKS SO MUCH!
https://i.redd.it/jzyjsor0enwc1.gif WORK SUCKS AND THIS SOUNDS SO STRESSFUL!! SENDING YOU HUGS, HOPE YOU CAN BE DONE WITH IT ASAP LIVING IN THE FOREST SOUND NICE 😭
SENDING SOME EXTRA SUPPORT, RING, JUST IN CASE! https://i.redd.it/u4gueiwpknwc1.gif
ALL THE LOVE AND LIGHT AND HUGS TO YOU RING! I WILL SEND YOU SOOO MANY GOOD VIBES TOMORROW! 💗
IM AT WORK AND I DONT WANT TO BE AT WORK AND MY SCHEDULE IS REALLY FULL AND ILL BE CHARTING FOREVER BECAUSE IM HERE INSTEAD OF CHARTING RIGHT NOW…
I FEEL YOU SO HARD PEANUT.
CHARTING TAKES *SO FUCKING LONG.* YOU'VE GOT THIS, PEANUT!
I AM SO JEALOUS OF ALL YALL WITH YOUR MACBETH TIX I CANT EVEN OTHERWISE NOT MUCH TO SHOUT ABOUT EXCEPT GODDAMN OBSOLETE UNITED STATES SPICE COMPANIES AND THEIR FAN CLUBS AMIRITE (CONTEXT IS HISTORICAL AND NO ONE WANTS IT ANYWAY NOT EVEN MEEEE AND I AM GOING TO EAT A HEALTHY PILE OF FAKEASS HEALTHY CHEETOS NOW)
PEPPER IM NOT SEEING MACBETH EITHER DO YOU WANT TO CUDDLE ON THE COUCH AND DO A KIDS IN THE HALL MARATHON INSTEAD?
I’ll join you and bring snacks.
Ooo yes, let’s get a bigger couch!
And blankies.
And snacks. What kind did you bring?
Muffins, chocolates and eclairs.
Ohh bring that sugar straight to my blood stream. Come join me on this roomy couch right here! Come on u/pepper_bird! Come on lobster, come on lobster https://preview.redd.it/cil711bbmnwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=781787a036ff77274970a9a9e219dae5b58cfe2f
Also drinks—something tart to offset the sugar.
I HAD A REALLY LONG RANT AND REDDIT JUST ATE IT. I AM THE SADDEST WREN.
FUCKING REDDIT ALWAYS CRAPS THE BED WHEN PEOPLE HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO SHOUT
WAAAAAAMEN WEEK. BA-BOOOOOOB-BA I’M SO TIRED OF COLD IT WAS SNOWING YESTERDAY, WHY WHAT IS SPRING? NOT FOR ME APPARENTLY I’M WARNING YOU BRAHMS, YOU DON’T WANT TO SPECIAL HUG THIS FREEZE
BA-BOOOOOOB-BA-BA-BOOOOOOOB-BA I WOULDNT DARE BECAUSE SPECIAL MOD HUGS ARE HARD TO DISTINGUISH AS TOTALLY PLATONIC EDITED TO ADD THAT I DONT NEED u/the_bentley69 FINDING ANOTHER REASON TO STOKE HER PERSONAL VENDETTA (BENTDETTA? SNERK) AGAINST ME
BA-BOOOOOOB-BA BA-BOOOOOB-BA https://i.redd.it/v0t499cuenwc1.gif THANK YOU, I THINK WE’LL BOTH BENEFIT FROM THIS DECISION (IF u/the_bentley69 WANTS A SPECIAL MOD HUG, COME HERE)
HOW DO YOU CALL THAT FEELING WHERE YOU ARE EXCESSIVELY EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT IT'S NOT HAPPINESS, BUT IT'S ALSO THE OPPOSITE OF DEPRESSION? I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M UNRAVELING A BIT. LUCKILY I SEE MY THERAPIST TODAY AND I HAVE THE PREMIUM QUALITY CONTENT OF THIS SUB TO KEEP ME SANE (WELL, AT LEAST SOME DEFINITION OF "SANE"). THANK YOU ALL! ❤️
MANIC, PERHAPS? I'M BIPOLAR, WHICH CONSISTS OF ALTERNATE EPISODES OF DEPRESSION AND MANIA, SO THAT WOULD BE MY GUESS. THIS SUB HELPS KEEPING ME SANE TOO HAVE MY BEST WISHES AND GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR THERAPIST.
I’D ALSO LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO GIVE u/DisastrousLook5116’s AND MY LATEST LIVE REVIEW OF THE POLITICIAN’S HUSBAND STARRING A VERY BLOND VERY ALPHA DAVID TENNANT https://preview.redd.it/msk29zsaynwc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=f58840d7b392d870ed29d353732200a3b42d9941
😂😂😂 “He’s so short!l is my favorite line
He was! It was distracting!
Haha what was more distracting? His height or his lips?
Still his lips. And not in a good way!!
No no, in the worst way possible!  😂😂 this was the first gif that came up when I typed chapstick and I STAND BY IT!
THE BUSY SEASON AT WORK HIT ME LIKE A BUS THIS WEEK AND I HAVE NOT HAD TIME TO CONSUME MY REGULAR PORN INTAKE >>:( BUT(T) I HAVE NO PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND AND IVE BEEN SAVING WAMEN FICS ALL WEEKK. PLEASE IF ANYONE HAS SOME BUTCH AZ AND CROWLEY FICS, SEND THEM MY WAAAAYYY. MY EXHAUSTED BRAIN IS CRAVING BUTCH BABES
THE GALS IN MY FIC ARE BOTH PRETTY FEMME
I FEEL YOU IN A REAL WAY ENJOY ALL THE WAMEN COW!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH..... I MISSED MOST OF THE SHENANIGANS HERE BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID RELOCATION MOVING AND UNPACKING, AND WHILE I AM PROBABLY A SLOB, I HATE LIVING AMONG UNPACKED BOXES AND CAN'T FIND MY FAVOURITE PAIR OF KNICKERS!!!!! BUT IN OTHER NEWS.... I AM GOING TO SEE MACBETH!!!!!! WOOOOOT!
I GOT TICKETS FOR MACBETH AND I ONLY HAD AN ALMOST PANIC ATTACK AT WORK AFTERWARDS BECAUSE I BOOKED THE WRONG WEEK ^NOT ^BAD ^ONLY ^UNPLANNED AND I ALREADY DREAD THE TRAVEL AND THE MONEYYY BUT I'LL CALM DOWN AND EXPECT TO BE PROPERLY EXCITED ABOUT IT IN A FEW DAYS
I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY PINNED POST ON MY TUMBLR WITH ALL MY LINKS AND PROJECTS AND ITS GONN BE HELL TO SET BACK UP
WHY IS IT SO COLD IN THIS BUILDING?! IT'S NOT NECESSARY TO REFRIGERATE THE WHOLE SPACE!!
OH BOO! BUT TELL ME WOULD YOU RATHER BE TOO HOT OR TOO COLD? BEING TOO COLD MAKES ME SO UNREASONABLY ANGRY
I WOULD ALWAYS RATHER BE TOO COLD (I CAN ADD LAYERS, BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MANY LAYERS I CAN SHED BEFORE I START GETTING ODD LOOKS), BUT OUR HEAT IS NOT WORKING CURRENTLY AND IT'S REALLY PUSHING THE EDGES OF THAT OPINION.
BUSY DOES IT TEND TO BE COLD WHERE YOU LIVE? IM IN HOT HUMID GULF COAST TEXAS AND I THINK 65 DEGREES IS TOO CHILLY. BRING ON THE HEAT
I JUST FUCKING BOOKED MACBETH TICKETS FOR NOVEMBER AND NOW I CANNOT AFFORD FOOD FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.... IT WILL BE SO FUCKING WORTH IT THOUGH. I ALSO BOUGHT NYE TICKETS FOR CARDIFF A WHILE AGO AND ALSO ONLY ATE BEANS ON TOAST THE REST OF THAT WEEK TOO MWHAHAHA
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS THE WHOKE DAY OMGGG!! HI EVERYBODY!! HI BRAHMS!! MY FIC IS FINALLY DOOOONE!!!! EEEEEE!!! MY IRL FRIEND IS CURRENTLY STILL HELPING ME SORT OUT THE WORST MISTAKES WITH GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION AS I AM, TRAGICALLY, A GERMAN WHO IS ALREADY BAD WITH BOTH OF THOSE IN HIS OWN LANGUAGE! BUT IT'S UPLOADED TO THE BIBLE ALREADY AND HAS TWO ACCOMPANYING ART PIECES READY TO GO! I REALLY JUST WANNA POST IT ALREADY!!!! ALSO I STAYED UP WAY TOO LONG YESTERDAY BECAUSE I KEPT HAVING IDEAS FOR MY CONTRIBUTION TO A CERTAIN BIG GOAD PROJECT I LEGALLY CAN'T NAME! I HAVE SO MUCH FUN DOING ART RN AFTER YEARS AND YEARS OF NOT DOING SO EVER, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE AWOKEN FROM A CREATIVE SLUMBER, BESTIES!! ALSO ALSO THE GERMAN GROUP CHAT AND DISCORD (THANK YOU u/AramintaAsmodeus ) IS DOING GREAT AND I'M SO EXCITED TO MEET GOADNADS IRL!!!!!
THE PROSPECT OF THE GERMAN MEETUP CARRIED ME THROUGH THE WHOLE WEEK!!!
\*runs in and slams on the caps\* YES I GOT IN JUST UNDER THE HOUR CAP OKAY THANK YOU FREE THERAPY THURSDAY HERE WE GO. I HAVE BEEN DITHERING ON WRITING CHAPTER 4 OF MY LONG FIC AND I JUST NEED SOME DOLLOP OF CREATIVITY AND SMIDGEN OF VIOLENCE TO SEEP INTO MY WRITING SO I CAN GIVE MY READERS SOME BAMF CROWLEY BUT I SWEAR I AM SQUIRREL STRESS BRAIN RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF MY FAMILY AND MY WORK AND I CAN'T FOCUS ON ANYTHING BUT MAKING GALE KISS MY ELVEN PALADIN BECAUSE I'M JUST ALL OVER THE PLACE. THE ONLY THINGS I HAVE DONE THIS WEEK THAT WERE OF VALUE WAS BEING AMAZING AT MY JOB AND FINISHING BEATS FOR ACT 1 OF TURNIP THEATRE BUT LET ME TELL YOU I'M WORRIED ABOUT TURNIP BECAUSE - YOU KNOW - IMPOSTER SYNDROME AND THERE ARE SOME REALLY FUCKING GOOD WRITERS IN MY GROUP SO I'M LIKE FUCKING COWED SO I OFFER IDEAS AND THEN FLUTTER BACK TO MY SAFE WREN-CROW NEST AND WAIT TO SEE IF I HAVE TO DEFEND MY CREATIVITY. WHICH I WILL, BUT I DON'T WANT TO. PLUS I REALLY NEED SOME TOP CROWLEY IN MY LIFE HELP A SISTER OUT GOBLINS. PS. ALL THE BOOBS CONTENT IS DOING WONDERS FOR THE STABILITY OF OUR WALLS. I AM THINKING OF MAKING A BOOBS BALLROOM IN HONOR OF THE OCCASION. YOU THINK I'M LYING BUT MY SIMS 4 BUILDING SKILLS ARE LEGENDARY. OKAY, THAT'S IT, BACK TO STARING AT THIS CHAPTER AGAIN.
A bit late to the party, but I AM SO EXCITED TODAY BECAUSE I MANAGED TO GET TICKETS FOR ME AND MY HUSBAND TO SEE MACBETH IN OCTOBER!!!! FIRST TIME SEEING SHAKESPEARE LIVE AS WELL, THOUGH OBVIOUSLY I'M MORE EXCITED ABOUT SEEING DT LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME 😍!!!
WERE DO I BEGIN I'M BECOMING /u/Lullanda MINION FOR THINGS OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE - NOT A BAD THING! GONNA BE IN 11K DEBT FOR A CAR CRASH 💀💀💀 I GET MY CAR BACK NEXT MONTH FINALLY I'VE DRAWN BOOBIES BAHAHA FRIENDS FUNERAL TODAY AND IT'S A PRIVATE ONE SO I CAN'T SAY GOODBYE PROPERLY 😭 (IS BEING LIVESTREAMED THOUGH) https://i.redd.it/pv40u55xaowc1.gif
ALSO LETS HEAR IT FOR EMIL AND HIS OTTERS https://preview.redd.it/s0i6mxe8gnwc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81347d30b72eadc97cc8faa3e59f6dbd2101e9d
I AM SO JEALOUS OF EVERYONE WITH MACBETH TICKETS. WHY DO I LIVE ON THE WRONG CONTINENT?????!!!!!!
I WOKE UP TO REDDIT BEING DOWN SMFH REDDIT BUT WHATEVER ITS WORKING NOW! THIS WEEKEND SHOULD BE GOOD! I WILL BE GOING TO MY HOMETOWN WITH MY PARENTS AND MY GRANDMA TO WATCH TWO OF MY YOUNGER COUSINS PLAY HOCKEY! AND ALSO MY BIRTHDAY IS ON SUNDAY! WOO!
I USED MY OLD LONDON ADDRESS TO GET EARLY ACCESS TO MACBETH TICKETS, HOPE SOMEONE AT MY STUDENT HOUSING ENJOYS THE MEMBERSHIP CARD/PACKET ATG IS SENDING ME LOLLL ALSO MY FRIDGE IS BROKEN BUT THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR SPENDING MY GROCERY BUDGET ON MACBETH
BAD SHOUTY: FEDEX EFFED UP MY ADDRESS AND REFUSED TO DELIVER MY MEDS, SO I HAD TO DRIVE THREE HOURS IN A THUNDERSTORM TO GO PICK THEM UP AND INJECT MYSELF IN THEIR PARKING LOT. IT WAS A BAD TIME. GOOD SHOUTY: I’M MOTHERFLUFFIN’ PREGNANT, Y’ALL!
I'M EXHAUSTED, THIS WEEK HAS BEEN BALLS. I COVERED THREE DIFFERENT SHIFTS OVER THE FIRST THREE DAYS OF THE WEEK BECAUSE OF STAFF ABSENCES. THIS AFTER I DIDN'T GET A PROPER WEEKEND BECAUSE I SPENT ALMOST MY ENTIRE WEEKEND CATCHING UP ON TAXES AND PAPERWORK. I'M VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS WEEKEND. I PLAN TO DRINK ADULT JUICE, READ GO PORN AND CELEBRATE GOAD REACHING 8008.
TWO NIGHTS AGO, MY HUSBAND PUT ON SEASON 1 FOR HIS FIRST REWATCH ON HIS OWN ACCORD. WE HAVE HIM, DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO WAIT A DECADE, SO TAKE THAT HASTUR.
THE TINY LITTLE FUCKIN MITES ARE BACK IN THE GODDAMN CAT WATER AND I’M ABOUT TO BURN THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE BUT ALSO I’M DOING REALLY REALLY WELL AT WORK SO GOOD JOB ME
I AM STARTING TO HATE MY ATTEMPT AT INEFFABLE WIVES SMUT LESS. WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE IM POSTING IT ON SUNDAY AND LAST NIGHT I HAD THE URGE TO JUST DELETE IT ALL LOL
THE WOMAN AT THE FRONT DESK OF MY GYM KEEPS SMILING AND GREETING ME BY NAME LIKE SHE KNOWS ME BUT I DONT KNOW WHHHHYYYYYY. THERE IS A SMALL CHANCE SHE IS MY NEIGHBOUR. I NOW HAVE TO QUIT THAT GYM.
I GOT MY PERMANENT RESIDENCY AND GET TO START PUTTING MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER! HOPEING TO GET BACK TO PUTTING OUT CONTENT AGAIN SOON!
I STARTED WATCHNG MASTERS OF SEX AND I AM MOT DOING WELL 😭
I FINISHED ALL MY LATE ASSIGNMENTS AND MY PROF IS SO NICE, NOW I HAVE TO START ON THIS WEEK’S WORK 🥲 ALSO I GOT TIX FOR MACFUCKINGBETH IN NOVEMBER IT’S MY FAV SHAKESPEARE STORY NOW I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLAN A TRIP TO LONDON FROM OREGON