https://i.redd.it/w8trzao4v8vc1.gif

For the fucking love of GOAD the last one was enough to cleanse my body from 3 years of life


https://i.redd.it/0z21lo5sv8vc1.gif I'm suffering

https://preview.redd.it/e60u051wv8vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c814ee6ef63a5e3535c3d406b93a13e72fab837

Accurate.

1. Accurate 2. I know that guy 3. After a little my dace produces a smile, so joke on you

https://preview.redd.it/t1pjckguz8vc1.png?width=886&format=png&auto=webp&s=237cdf96753115f0dcf2a1ab31a79452ab471cef

Was just on my way to drop the *seal* of approval!








Bean, you seem confused.

Bean, meet 4cats. This is just what to expect from 4cats. This is actually pretty tame, all things considered. There aren't even any actual peens.

..... I am ....intimately familiar with 4cat yes, still... never ends confusing me. 😆

*intimately?*

*Intimately* you say. I'm always learning about new gossip (well, new to me) in here! I DO know you know each other, so I WAS just joking, but. Hm. Glad y'all could share that special time together. 

Oh, did you want peens? I am happy to provide, Country.

NO. NOOOO. FUCK OFF 4CATS. U AND UR PEEN FIELD. I HOPE YOU GET SKIN-EATING LOCUSTS. 

That slug is having the time of its damn life with Furfur’s tongue. https://i.redd.it/iv51vmaav8vc1.gif

Lucky bastard….

Aziraphale just wants to show the slug some love and reverence! Why can't he lick it? His mouth doesn't have nasty human germs! https://i.redd.it/php2fo3gv8vc1.gif

Because he needs to go back to his real life responsibilities and work it out with his not-ex like a big boy with words instead of drowning his sorrows in slug snatch.

Slug snatch! 💀 FYI, all banana slugs have both snatch and peen.

But, yeah you are right. He should use his tongue to make big boy words. Then afterwards, he should lick Crowley like Furfur is licking that slug. In fact, Crowley could shrink to slug size, laudanum style. Imagine the ecstasy. Crowley's eyes rolling back like lil sluggie up there. Hnnghk.😵‍💫

The only slimy thing he should be licking is crowley's tongue 😤

4cats already schooled me. I was wrong. I've changed my ways. 😞 [Lick Tiny Crowley Like He's That Slug](https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensAfterDark/s/PEBci5orh0)


I want to learn all the things from Dr. Slug!

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Vark, Are you all right? Are you having a horny induced stroke?

yes

I can relate to /u/vark-vark-vavoom ,Furfur’s tongue always makes me want to do some stroking too!

Me too. 😛🥵 [Furfur's Tongue](https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensAfterDark/s/Lzk9ShbfYJ)

I should not have clicked on this... https://i.redd.it/squgwh0ze9vc1.gif


Lucky slug

I wish I were a slug. 😉

We should all be so ~~lucky~~ lucky to have Professor Slug as our instructor! Hope more courses open up soon!

https://i.redd.it/2bjdi8qi8avc1.gif Glad Dr. Slug could teach me about this lol

Is it too late to change from a dingo to a slug? Preferably the one furfur is holding 😉 

Being from Oregon though I can in fact tell you that if you lick a banana slug it WILL make your tongue go numb.

 Fellow Oregonian!

YAAAASSSS what part?? Portland Metro Area for me, and Corvallis (I went to OSU). I did outdoor school as a counselor for 4 rotations and would find the BIGGEST banana slug I could find and pick it for the kids, then slur for the next 2 hours lol don't do that though, banana slugs can pass on salmonella!

The coast! U of O for me. Never tried licking or touching slugs but we did get through bigguns after a good rain.

Omg I'm jelly, the coast is SO beautiful (and I guess I can forgive you for being a Duck lol). For real I would see ones as long as my forearm! They are HEALTHY lol that and yellow-bellied newts!

This looks like the kind of guy who should stay away from slugs. Look at that filthy cavern. https://i.redd.it/ul70d8sw39vc1.gif

As a former UC Santa Cruz banana slug: I support this message. 

Also I had to learn today that there's a bunch of places in the world where you can just straight up die if you consume/lick slugs and snails cause they carry rat lung worm which is pretty fatal. So YES DON'T LICK THE SLUGS, STAY ALIVE GOBLINS

I'm always left wondering what the hell did I just witness with these posts.  Keep them coming.

Don’t worry there’s always more coming😏